Pie Sister Surprise Swap Day (With Rarity)

Rarity sat at the Manehattan diner table on the alfresco patio and sipped her gin and tonic. "Thank you so much again, darling! Masonry work has never been my forté. The boutique floor looks simply divine!"

"It was my pleasure," Maud Pie said. "I find grouting stone tiles together to be very... intimate."

Rarity giggled. "I'm glad you think so. Even with magic, I still find it to be murder on my poor knees. I just wish there was something I could do to generously repay your generosity in kind."

"I do it for the love of the craft."

"At least let me compensate you for the materials!" Rarity insisted.

"Sourcing the stone is half the fun," Maud said in monotone elation; her joy was broadcasted to Rarity from the slightest upturn at the corner of her mouth. "But there is... something."

"Anything, darling!"

"Pinkie fancies you."

"..."

"..."

"I beg your pardon, dear?"

"There is no need to beg. You are pardoned."

"No, I fear I may have misheard you. Because it sounded like you said that Pinkies fancies me."

"Yes."

"Yes, I misheard you?"

"No."

"So Pinkie wants to be my marefriend?"

"No."

"But you said-"

"She fancies you."

Rarity stammered. "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

"I know what it means," Maud said, never one to mince words. "Pinkie fancies you. But she's not looking for a relationship. She's just looking for... an experience."

"How do you-?"

"She told me."

"I see..." Rarity said. "Now just to be crystal clear on the matter, she means an experience of the intimate variety?"

"Yes."

"Sexual?"

Maud nodded. "She was quite explicit in her description."

"I see..." Rarity sat back and sipped her drink as she absorbed this information. "Why are you telling me this? I have to imagine that she told you this in confidence."

"I made no such promise."

"But her trust was implied."

"Yes."

"Then why are you divulging it me?" Rarity asked again.

"It's been nearly a year since the last Pie Sister Surprise Swap Day," Maud said. "And there is nothing that I would not do for Pinkie. Even a night of intimate, sexual, passion." Rarity winced. "But it's not with me that she wants that experience, as far as I am aware. It's you." Rarity stared at her. Maud blinked. "Unless you were not being sincere before, when you offered anything."

"I wasn't not. I mean- I was being sincere!" Rarity said. Maud waited. "Goodness! You Pie sisters certainly take your Surprise Swap Day seriously. I just didn't think I'd be getting pimped out for it."

"Nonsense. I think that you would be a very successful whorse."

"Darling, I don't think that's the complement that you intended it to be."

"You are allowed to have a subjective interpretation of my intent. But regardless, you did ask if there was anything you could do for me."

"I suppose I did."

"And I told you."

"You did, indeed."

"So will you?" Maud asked.

"I... I can certainly try to indulge her. You have me quite between a rock and a hard place, Darling."

Maud almost shivered. "Save the sexy talk for Pinkie."

Rarity sighed. "But even though she and I have been friends for years, I feel ashamed to admit that I wouldn't even have the first idea of what she would even like."

Both corners of Maud's lips curved upwards. "Don't worry. She was very detailed with her description..."