Twlight, the Alicorn - still getting used to that - was groaning in her bed. Her whole body felt like its on fire, she felt twitchy, she felt cranky, and worst of all she was so incredibly horny!
Twilight had had heat before, usually what happens is that she'll send Spike away for a couple of hours, relive herself and then go about her day as normal, or maybe just sleep if she's feeling extra tired
But this time it didn't work, she did what she usually did and the thing didn't go away! Spike had return to her, still groaning and moaning, and being overall a very unpleasant pony to he around right now
"Maybe it's an alicorn thing?" Spike suggested over stirring sugar over a pitcher of lemonade, it calms her down at least little bit, "Maybe you should ask Princess Celestia"
"Whuh!?" Twilight caught the glass that fell out of her mouth just in time, setting it down on the table, "I can't just ask the princess what to do with my heat!"
"Well, why not?"
Twilight gritted her teeth, something about the way Spike said that made her angry, she took a breath, "Because... It's embarrassing!"
"Ah pshh" Spike waved a hand, before pouring her a glass of lemonade, "The princess would never not help you out, besides you got any better ideas?"
"Wait it out?" She smiled weakly
"I'm not dealing with Twilight the cranky for Celestia know how long" He said scowling, then pointing a spoon at her "And I don't think you could handle it either"
Twilight strained her hooves and rubbed her temples, then took a seat which only made her stomach churn. It took all her might not to snap at spike, then run to her bed right now. She took a gulp at the lemonade, it was exactly how she liked it, Spike knew her too well. The drink gave her stormy mind some relief
She sighed, "Alright fine, Spike take a note"
"Way ahead of you" He said already holding a pen and scroll"
Twilight took a deep breath for what felt like the millionth time now and dictate, "Dear Princess Celestia, I'm so so so so so so sooo, sorry to bother you about this, but I seem to be experiencing... heat, at an intensity that I have not yet experienced, and it also seems that I'm having trouble- getting rid of it. We have some reason to believe thay it may be the cause of my alicorn transformation - of course I could be wrong and it has nothing to do with it heh! But whatever- No don't write that- But never the less I would like to know if - in your own time of course! - have any advice? With the greatest of respects, forever your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle... Don't forget the full stop"
"I know, I know just editing out the pauses and got it!" Spike blew the scroll away with his fire, "Now we-"
Spike already had belched out a new scroll, "Wow did she even read it?"
Twilight grabbed the scroll and read
"My dear Twilight, what you experiencing is extremely normal alicorn heat, the best and fastest way to relieve it is to find someone to relieve it for you, I recommend someone you fancy, or if not I'm sure on of your 'friends' will be glad to lend you assistance, your faithful mentor, Princess Celestia"
One would've thought Twilight's head was going to explode in a pool of blood from how red she was. What's up with the quotation mar- typo! Must be
"Twilight you okay?" Spike asked, and she was really glad she didn't read that aloud
"Can you hand me the quill and scroll Spike?" She hoped she said in a very neutral and unsuspicious tone
She took the quill and scroll, she hovered the quill on top of the scroll pondering if this is really the best plan. She had already put ink to scroll before she could think more and let her words just flew out
"Twilight?"
She held the finish draft of her letter in front of her. This can't be the only solution can it? She would've much rather Celestia said that would have to travel to the edges of Equestria to find the ancient alicorn sex toy than this!
She looked over the letter she made for her friends reading and re reading it, making sure it's as respectful and somewhat as impersonal as she could, she also didn't want to sound like she was helpless without them showing up and-
"Twilight?!" Spike exclaimed
"Ahh!"
"What's going on, you've been silent the entire time" Spike raised an eyebrow, he got up to look at her scroll, "Whatcha writing?"
Twilight grabbed him with his magic and put him in corner of the room, "I rather you not see" She said still proof reading her glorified booty call
Spike pouted and crossed his arms, "I'm not a kid y'know, I know what you do when you're like this"
Not taking her eyes of the scroll, "Oh yes you are, and also no you don't" She never said anything directly to him, plausible deniability, for her own sake mostly, she doesn't want to think about it right now
She took a deep breath before rolling the scroll over and looking at it in it's totality, she was really going to send this to all her friends. She grabbed it by her magic, looking at it one last time, she felt like a baked pie fresh from the oven from how embarrassed she was
This was a death sentence. One of her hind hooves involuntarily twitched. So was this heat
She flinched away, covering her eyes as she cast the spell to send the scrolls to each of her friends. Now, she prepared for the aftermath
Spike was still in the dark, "What even was tha-"
A knock on the door, oh no. She couldn't see another pony like this, especially not that hot mailmare, or that hot milkstallion, or that hot-
"Twilight we came as fast as we could"
"Applejack?!" Twilight almost screeched, her voice cracked, "We?!"
"We're all here darling" Rarity sounded off behind the door
Spike went over and opened the door for them, and there they were standing at her doorway like she just invited them over to hang out. Well, except for Fluttershy, who covering her face with one of her wings
"You all came?!"
"Well of course darling, we always come to help a friend in need" Rarity said, flipping her hair and batting her eyelashes at her
"That and also because of the chance to sleep with you"
Everyone glared at Dash, sans Fluttershy of course, she just slunk deeper into embarrassment
"What? I'm just saying what everypony was thinking"
Twilight facehoofed and rubbed her temples, "Spike could you... Leave the room"
"What no way, I want-"
Twilight threw a pile of emeralds outside
"Compelling argument" He said before running out and Twilight closing the door
"Ooh ooh" Pinkie sounded off, "Since we're all here, with the same goal, we could have one big giant-"
"Pinkie I rather not" Twilight interrupted, Fluttershy slinked down even further now covering her face with both hooves
"Oh okay, suit yourself" She crossed out something off of a list she pulled out
"So you'd rather pick one of us?" Rarity was giving her a wry smirk, walking over to Twilight and tracing circles over her chest
"Ey ey ey!" Rainbow pushed Rarity off of her, "No touching!"
"Uhhh I'd rather not either, oh my gooodddd" Twilight dropped down to the ground and curled up into a ball, "I thought, that'd- I don't know and- ughh"
Twilight felt like her world had was crumbling and she didn't even know why! She was angry and upset, and fel like she wanted to look at something and make it explode
Then she felt a hoof on her shoulder, "Hey Twilight" Applejack's voice pierced through her brain, "We ain't here to pressure you to anything, we're all here-" Applejack paused, "All mostly here to help"
"Hey I want to help too!" Rainbow Dash complained
"I didn't say nothing about you"
Twilight stood up again, she stretched one of her back legs. She looked back at her friends, she felt really really hungry, her eyes started focusing on something
"Look Twi none of us are desperate here, it's cool" Rainbow said
"And if it's not fun for you then what's the point?" Pinkie said
Fluttershy mumbled squeaked something too but it was just strewn about series of mumble that sounded vaguely comforting
"Yes, the point being nopony is going to hold this over you, this is a judgement free zone, we shall not think of it anymore than you want us to" Rarity said, "Right Rainbow?"
"Oh my- why is it me again?!"
Twilight looked away, biting her lip. Then looked back. Her eyes were set, her mind was straying away from the present
"Promise me, you girls aren't gonna hold anything over me for this"
A chorus of various agreements came from them, and a vaguely confirming squeak came from Fluttershy
"Then in that case... " Her horn glowed, "Pinkie"
"WOOOOOO!"
Rarity flipped her hair, "Oh~ Twi-
"-light?"
She was suddenly outside of Golden Oaks Library with a flash of purple. All the blinds closed, the open sign turned closed, and there was click of a door locking
Rarity was stunned
Rainbow Dash snickered, "Should've known"
"O- oh, is it over?" Fluttershy peeked out of her wings
"Yep sugarcube, you can come out now"
"Oh, thank goodness, I didn't know how much more I could handle that?" Fluttershy said and started preening one of her wings
"Drop the act Flutters, you're wild about this stuff" Rainbow said
"Oh I wasn't scared it's just, you were all so respectful and it was very... " She got quieter with every word, "hot"
"Huh well, that's another thing I know about ya" Applejack said, "Well in other words, you girls hungry, I could get a bite after this, I'd say Sugarcube Corner but Miss Cake gonna ask where Pinkies gone on her break"
"So Hayburgers?" Rainbow suggested
"I could use a some fries" Fluttershy said
"I'm down, don't know about Rarity though" Applejack turned towards Rarity, who was still staring at the library "Rarity!"
"Wha- Oh uh ehem, yes?" Rarity looked back, her eyes were showing that not everything organised in her head
"Whoowee girl, I think you really need something to eat, come on now we're going to hayburgers"
At Hayburgers they all sat together near the window, Rainbow sat next to
Applejack eating a hayburger each with soda. With Fluttershy and Rarity eating across from them, sharing a pack of Prench Fries, with Rarity having a banana split on the side
"I'm gonna be honest, you two sure take for granted what Hayburger's menus offer" Rainbow Dash asked the both of them, "You two are gonna go hungry in the next thirty minutes or so!"
"Uhm this is what usually order here anyway" Fluttershy took another piece, "Also I wasn't really that hungry"
"At least try the onion ring"
"I did" Fluttershy leaned closer to her, "I- I didn't really like it"
Rainbow Dash's head reeled back shooting Fluttershy an Incredulous look before going on a tirade on- whatever she already wasn't paying attention
Rarity on the other hoof was just lost in her own thoughts. On the outside she had a blank poker face, almost looking bored as she dipped another fry in her fusion ketchup and hot sauce tray
On the inside dozens of questions nagged on her that she would rather not think right now, it's not really that important. Right? She means- she doesn't mind. Rig-
"Uhm Rarity?" She felt a hoof poked her side
Rarity turned towards the table only for her eyes to open wide as Applejack and Rainbow and Fluttershy were all staring at her with... Accusatory eyes
She swallowed her fry who was sitting in her mouth for far too long, "Yes?"
"Something wrong Sugarcube?" Applejack broke out, with a voice that knew exactly what's wrong
"Oh, n-"
"Are you still hung up on not banging Twilight?" Rainbow Dash threw out, before biting down on her burger again
Rarity made a couple of what she would describe as ladylike gasps and squeaks of shock, "Rainbow Dash! We agreed to not-
"Now hold on there, I'm with Dash here, you've been staring back at Twilight's house, you're not sharing something" Applejack wiggled a fry at her
"The window that I am facing on just coincidentally points to Twilight's house, what do you want me to do?"
She didn't get a response only a still stare from Applejack, a barely held on scoff from Rainbow, and a curious side eye from Fluttershy
"You're the one who picked the table" Rainbow said in between gasps of laughter
"That's ridiculous" She rolled her eyes, still managing a tone of nonchalance, before dipping another fry "I appreciate the concern really, but really I'm fine Applejack, you shan't worry about me"
One of Applejack's eyebrow remained unconvinced
Ratity focused on one of her hooves, "I'm just... Surprised. Is all"
"Aw come on Rarity! You got game girl" Rainboe Dash exclaimed, which turned a couple of heads, "Are you really that-"
Fluttershy signaled to quiet down
Rainbow coughed, "-that thirsty for Twilight"
She finally grabbed a small spoon and pointed it at Rainbow, "I am most certainly not!" Before skewering her the ice cream on her banana split and taking a bite
"What's with the stress ice cream then?" Applejack chimed in
"Tch 'stress ice cream', can't a lady eat what she wants" She took a bigger bite
"Um, it's vanilla oat swirl" Fluttershy pointed out, "Your favourite and um go to stress food"
Rarity swallowed with force before threatening Fluttershy with a spoon, "Who's side are you on my dear"
"Well it doesn't matter, we promise Twilight we're not gonna talk about this anymore than she wants to, so leave it be!"
Rarity rolled her eyes, "I already am, really you girls don't trust me enough humph"
"We could still make fun of her when she's not here right?"
Applejack turned to eye Rainbow intensely, "Only if it's really funny"
Rarity took out another bite with a pop, "But honestly when you girls came to Twilight's were you not... Expecting something?"
Rainbow shrugged, "I just thought it would be a killer afternoon, and was just curious you know, to see how Twilight was in bed"
Applejack elbowed her, "Keep your voice down, there foals in here!"
"I'm basically whispering!"
Applejack rolled her eyes and turned back towards her, "Well I thought just about helpin out, just fixin somethinh that needs fixing" Then a pause Applejack stared at the ceiling then her food, "And eh... I was just curious too"
All eyes turned to Fluttershy
She fiddled with an untouched spoon, "Well, I- just felt bad, I remember how my animal friends were when they didn't have a mate in their season"
"So you were gonna ride Twilight like one" Rainbow snickered
Fluttershy retreated into her hair as he face became a fire hazard
"And did any of you expect for dear Pinkie to be picked?"
"Rarity..." Applejack warned
"I'm curious darling, there's no harm in it"
Applejackd crossed her hooves and looked away, "Well I'm not gonna answer then"
"No no no wait!" Rainbow Dash suddenly exclaimed before looking at Rarity with a smarmy grin, "I know what this is about"
Rarity hummed in both caution and curiosity, "And wha-
"You're jealous"
Rarity reeled back at flabbergasted she was. Rarity eyes darted all around the table, Applejack was staring at her to confirm Fluttershy was also waiting in bated breath for- oh for goodness sake!
"Do you ponies really think that?!"
Rainbow Dash was still holding to that very easily punchable grin, "You went in not just to bang, you went in to bang Twilight
"Rainbow you can't-"
"Now you're confused, feeling something is off, something feels bad, but you don't know why, you're trying subtly gauge if we feel the same. Right Rarity?"
A thick layer of tension was hung in the air between the four of them, like the air itself felt like grease. Rainbow was smiling smugly, while Fluttershy and Applejack paused patiently. Rarity stared at Rainbow Dash with a quizzical look. Nopony dared to breath for a full half minute
Then they all broke out into laughter
Rarity was not fine
Rarity focused hard on her sewing which was horrible! She usually didn't need to focus at all, which only means one thing. She wasn't sowing, she was distracting herself with sowing
She finished another stitch before sighing and reeling back on her chair. She then lost her balance and fell to the ground because her chair was a stool
She put her hooves over her face and groaned, why was she so bothered!
She just felt like a tiny lump of something stuck in her in between her throat and chest that was too small to actually put effort to remove, but too big to put in the back of her mind
She wasn't horny, was she?
Why was that her first damn thought! Ugh
Looking at her ceiling, no, no she wasn't. Something was just nagging at her, gnawing her thoughts silently so she couldn't pin point what it was
Maybe she was thirsty?
Rarity rummaged her fridge, she found a can that she didn't remember placing there - probably a courtesy of some party she attended - it was blue with green highlights with a white silhouette of a sliced fruit or something
She raised an eyebrow, popped it open and chugged. Coconut water, huh
Knock. Knock. Knock
Customers? No she was closed. She trotted to the door thinking who could visit her at this time, she thought it was probably one of her friends
Too soft to be Applejack. Too slow to be Pinkie. No shouting, not Dash. No cute little knock patterns, not Twilight
"Fluttershy?" Rarity said as she opened the door, "I wasn't expecting you here"
"Oh um sorry to stop by unannounced" She innocently trailed the ground, "Can I?"
"Oh well of course darling, please come in, I'll make you some tea"
Rarity started to prepare a cup of mint tea for Fluttershy, it was the only one she had laying around, she was suppose to save it for a special occasion and Fluttershy was most certainly isn't not special
"So what brings you here darling?" Rarity called Fluttershy from the kitchen as she was waiting for the kettle to whistle
Fluttershy who was sat down on her dining room table said, "I just needed to talk to you"
"Oh is something the matter?" Rarity frowned, a bit worried
"Oh, no it's not me" She said softly, "Um it's about... You actually"
Rarity was a bit taken aback by that, "Oh okay, what is it then darling?"
"Um I think we should hold off until you're properly sat down"
Rarity raised an unseen eyebrow at Fluttershy, "Mhm, okay then"
Rarity sat in silence as she waited patiently for the kettle to whistle
"Um Rarity have you been feeling... Restless lately?"
Rarity mulled the question as she poured the cold water to the cup until it was almost full, "Mhm yes I suppose"
"Oh okay"
Rarity watched as the flames dance at the bottom of the kettle, "To be honest I have not been feeling myself lately, there has been this terrible nagging feeling that I just can't shake off, ugh oh it's just horrible!"
Now that felt good to take off her chest, it didn't make her feel better just a bit more bearable. Fluttershy didn't respond, but Rarity had learned that no response doesn't mean she didn't listen when it comes to Fluttershy
The kettle sounded of its natural steamy alarm, she poured the water into the tea cup and brought it over
"Here you go dear" She said, placing the cup on top of a small plate in front Fluttershy as she sat across from her, taking another sip of her coconut water
"Now what's our topic here?"
Fluttershy took teensy sip of her tea before putting it down and trailing circles above the cup. Rarity also took a chug at her drink, years of knowing Fluttershy has shown her to be patient, when she's like this she's usually thinking hard on how to bring a hard topic to-
"I burnt my tongue"
The both of them paused. Then they shared a small gaggle of laughter
"Sorry there darling I should've made it cooler" Rarity said still trying to calm herself down
Fluttershy chuckled, "Oh its okay, it was my fault for not blowing"
They continue to giggle at the moment before settling back down, a bit of a lighter air around them now
"Okay Rarity, now I don't want to... Offend you, just know that I just- I want you to be honest with me"
"Of course darling" Rarity said, feeling comfortable in her seat
"Now okay, uhm I'm going to be blunt here"
Rarity nodded
"Do you still feel bad after what happened at Twilight?"
Rarity noticeably deflated, though a small smile was still plastered on her face. She sighed and traced the circle of the can she was drinking from
No use in lying Fluttershy, "A little bit yes maybe, how did you know?"
"I live with animals, I could smell- No that sounds wrong, I could sense unresolved sexual tension" She took another sip, "Ponies aren't much different, they're just better at hiding it... Also you weren't really good at hiding it"
Rarity slumped down at placed her head on her hooves, defeated
"Ah, I feel simply awful!" Rarity exclaimed, "I just- I don't know darling!"
"Now Rarity, calm down, it's okay" Fluttershy softly caressed her hoof with her own, she let out and gave Fluttershy her hooves to hold, "The fact that you feel that it's a bad thing mean you care"
Rarity sniffed, she hadn't broke down crying but her eyes were wet
"Now, let's try to dissect what's the problem here, so I need you to be completely vulnerable, you could do that for me right?" She looked at Fluttershy a tiny light smile was plastered on her face, but it felt like seeing the sun after a harsh cold winter
Fluttershy's hooves were soft and well trimmed, her hooves felt like they were being handled with the utmost delicates. A burst of comfort washed over Rarity
She took a deep breath and let it out, "Okay"
Fluttershy pulled away to take another sip of her tea, she missed it already, "Okay, let's start at beginning, how did you feel when you got Twilight's uhm message?"
Rarity thought back to where her mind was when that happened. It was all sort of hazy, hmm...
She looked back at Fluttershy patiently waiting for her response, "I- I don't how I felt darling, it was all a bit hazy. When I read it, I well- Dropped all I was doing and- oh my"
Fluttershy hummed a vague sound of agreement. It gave Rarity a chance to ponder that thought, she really did just immediately dropped everything she was doing, went to Twilight's home at the prospect of bedding her
"And what were your thoughts when you actually standing in there?"
Rarity paused to think about it for a second, "I was... Confident, I was... Sure"
Rarity then remembered what was in her mind back then
"I was so sure that I would get her" She internally berated herself for letting her hooves got off Fluttershy's, "I thought she would all over me, I thought that I was... Due- Oh my, Fluttershy!"
"Oh Rarity" She gracefully took her hooves again, "Why don't you take another sip of your drink"
She took another cool sip, the water tasted colder than it was before, "I was angry that Twilight didn't give me sex!"
Rarity suddenly found that she was not receiving the right amount of oxygen
"Oh my god"
"Now Rarity"
"I was- I was-"
"Rarity... "
"I- I- I- I- I- I-"
A hoof touched her chin and pulled her back into Fluttershy's gaze, the serene sight of her calmed Rarity's soul enough for her to listen
"You're not a bad pony Rarity"
"But I- I though that she owed me something that should not be owed!" Rarity cried out, "Years of badmouthing ponies who did the same, I should be ashamed!"
She didn't realise she was looking at the floor again before Fluttershy pulled her back in again
"Rarity the difference between you and those ponies is that you recognised it" Fluttershy said her soft voice snapping sense into her skull, "You're not a bad pony for thinking bad thoughts!"
Rarity looked at the table the regretted it and looked back up at Fluttershy. Her eyes were stern and resolute, it was like she was telling her- no, ordering her to believe the words she was saying
Rarity pulled away from Fluttershy once more not liking the coldness of not holding her but knowing that she needed it to think clearly
She stared the floor beside her. Taking another tiny sip of her can. Thinking back to the thoughts she thought, feeling an overwhelming sense of awfulness wash over her. She glanced up at the sky feeling tears started to crack through
She closed her eyes and started chugging it, until it was empty. Ahh
She gently set the can down on the table, feeling like she just ate a five course meal. A slimy, crawly feeling still present on her but it was a bit less prevalent
She finally returned her eyes back at Fluttershy, who smiled as she looked back at her. Making her smile too
"How are you feeling?" She said
"Guilty" That fact hasn't changed, "But better... A bit"
She took another glance at that brilliant smile again, "Thank you darling"
"Of course Rarity"
A waft of silence then permeated over them. Their conversation was over, feelings were shared and were being resolved internally now
Fluttershy then stood up, surprising Rarity
"Well, I think uhm I've done all I wanted to do here" She said, slotting the chair back into the table and walked back to the doorway, "I better be going"
"Darling wait!"
Fluttershy paused looking back at Rarity
"Would you mind - if you're not busy of course - keeping me company while I work"
Rarity then had the pleasure of seeing that radiant muzzle light up again
"I'd love to"
Pinkie Pie stared at the dark wooden ceiling above her, eyes as wide as she could her face somehow contorted into thr most neutral look Pinkie has ever conjured
On her side snuggling up against her was a pretty purple princess cutely snoring away blissfully unaware on what was on thr pink party planner and pastry provider's uhhh- P alliteration for mind
Pinkie didn't know what to expect- err no that was a lie, she had a filing cabinet deep in the darkest part of her party lair exclusively for special party favours
The problem was is that she had barely anything on Twilight, just a note saying: Not much experience
Usually that would've been fine, Pinkie knows how to make a good time out of everything
What she didn't expect was her being ravaged
Pinkie was a mare of many words, but at this moment only one wonderful word would be uttered
"Wow"
Author's Note
Well, hello I'm back from my what, four year hiatus from the fandom. Ponies really do never leave you
Its nice to write about these horses again, after being stuck writing about the forest over and over, its nice to be back in this setting
So yeah, can't believe this is my first story coming back, but I had an a funny thought after ironically reading one of those heat fics and voila!
This is very lightly edited but I hope someone enjoys it and maybe I can even get an exhale out of someone
Sorry for rambling in the notes again, there hopefully many many many more fics to come, I'm feeling inspired. Criticism is always always welcome
Thank you again for reading, cheers!
