Pinkie Fails To Make Human Cupcakes
Pinkie had invited Mikey over for cupcakes earlier and he was on his way now. Ever since Twilight had accidentally teleported him to Equestria, he’s seen a lot of weird stuff. Besides the ponies and their magic, he’s also seen griffons, minotaurs, dragons, and more. It took a while and a few bouts of insanity, but he eventually just accepted it. It helped that Twilight and her friends were fun to hang around, especially Pinkie and Dash. Pulling pranks with those two was one of Mikey’s favorite pastimes. Not only that, but they were just overall more fun to be around than the other four.
“Well this sounds like fun, maybe I can convince Pinkie to put some Poison Joke in some of the cupcakes for a prank. That would be awesome. Not sure how she hasn’t come up with this idea yet, it has been a while since the initial incident,” he said as he walked into Sugarcube Corner.
“HI MIKEY!!! GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT!!!” Pinkie Pie greeted.
“Yeah well, between baking cupcakes with you or getting non-stop questions from Twilight, it’s no contest,” said Mikey.
“Awww thanks! Before we start, here's a special cupcake I made just for you!” the pink mare said as she gave her human friend a mint green cupcake with golden sprinkles.
“Thanks,” he responded, “By the way, I was thinking of a funny prank we could do. We go get some Poison Joke, bake them into cupcakes, and hand them out for free all over Ponyville! The results will be hilarious.”
Mikey had finished his cupcake.
“Alright let’s get started.”
Pinkie looked at him in anticipation.
“Oh? Did my prank idea interest you? I knew you’d like it! Question is, should we get Dash involved, you know, since we’re a triple trouble team, or just keep it between us?” asked Mikey.
Pinkie then gave a confused look before giving him another cupcake, this one purple with berries on top.
“Eat this, then you’ll see what we’ll do,” replied Pinkie with a grin.
Mikey ate the cupcake, he winced at the bite.
“Did you mix this with alcohol?” the human asked.
“You could say there’s a ‘special surprise’ in it,” replied Pinkie with a wide grin.
Mikey just shrugged and ate the rest.
“Alright, so what are we gonna do? What’s the plan? Yes Dash or no Dash? If we are doing the Poison Joke Cakes that is, you still haven’t said whether you want to do it or not,” he said.
Pinkie’s smile lowered as she started to get annoyed, not that Mikey could tell.
“Uhhhhh….here, why don’t you have another one.”
This kept on going till Pinkie had run out of cupcakes. At which she freaked out and started screaming.
“HOW!?! YOU’VE INGESTED ENOUGH ANE-”she paused,“-CUPCAKES TO KILL AN ENTIRE FULL GROWN STALLION! HOW ARE YOU STILL STANDING AND CONSCIOUS!?!” Pinkie screamed.
“Probably because human biology and pony biology are different. Or it could be because back home I was a HUGE GLUTTON, so I’m used to stuff like this,” Mikey responded. “So are we actually gonna do cupcakes? Or what?”
Pinkie sat in silence for a few seconds, before responding in a disappointed tone, “Go, just go.”
“Alright then.” Mikey started walking out the door,“By the way, I don’t know what kind of prank you were planning on doing that involved drugging me. But don’t worry, I’m not upset. I’m just glad I know what’s on the table for me to do to you when it comes to playing pranks, well thanks for the free cupcakes. Bye!”
A shocked Pinkie just sat there, unsure how to react to the unexpected response.
“WHAT!?!”
The next day, Mikey went back to Sugarcube Corner for some cupcake ingredients. If Pinkie wasn’t going to get involved then he’d do it with Dash. He’d just need her to Pinkie Promise not to say anything.
“Hiiiii Pinks!” Mikey greeted.
Pinkie’s smile seemed to falter a bit, “Oh….hey.”
“I’m here for some cupcake ingredients. I decided to go forward with the Poison Joke Cake Prank, but I need you to Pinkie Promise you won’t tell anyone,” Mikey said.
“Ok, I Pinkie Promise,” she said as she did the gesture.
Suddenly Pinkie got an idea, and gave her human friend a wide smile. She hoofed over the ingredients he wanted and waved goodbye. Right when he turned around Mikey felt what felt like a toy hammer hit his head. He turned back around and sawed Pinkie holding a large hammer with a confused look on her face.
“What did you do that for?” Mikey asked.
“Nothing….” Pinkie responded.
“Is this another prank or something? You hit me with a fake hammer for whatever reason?” he asked.
“Yeah, another joke,” she said.
“Fine, whatever, it’s cool,” Mikey said while walking out the bakery.
As soon as he left Pinkie’s mane deflated and she just sat there wondering how the literal giant hammer didn’t even scratch him.
“Drugging him won’t work, and neither did my attempt to knock him out. What else is there?” she said as she tried to come up with a solution to her problem.
“I got it!” she said with a deranged smile, “A potion to knock him out! He’s not immune to magic!”
She let out a maniacal laugh, the Cakes gave her an incredulous look. One favor from Twilight later she acquired a sleeping potion. She went over to Mikey’s house and knocked on his door.
“Hi Pinkie. You change your mind about the prank after all?” he asked.
“Maybe, maybe not. I’m just here to give you a sleep potion as a present! You know how you sometimes have trouble sleeping? Well I decided to give you this to help!” she said.
“Oh, thanks. I-” Mikey said before Pinkie interrupted, “You’re welcome gotta go. BYE!!!”
She sped off in the distance.
“I’ll never understand that crazy mare,” Mikey said to himself.
Unbeknownst to him, Pinkie was actually still nearby. Hiding out and waiting for him to take the potion so she could finally bake Mikey into cupcakes.
“Soon. Soon! SOON!!!!! HE’LL BE SUPER UNCONSCIOUS AND I’LL SLICE AND DICE HIM INTO TINY PIECES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HE’LL BE SO SLEEPY I’LL BE ABLE TO DRAG HIM BACK!!! Can’t leave a bloody mess in his house after all, too much evidence of murder.” she monologued to herself. She spent several hours watching him, and several more after the moon had risen. Eventually the stress from her previous 2 failures and staying up late got to her and she fell asleep. The next day she woke up in a dungeon with several guards on duty.
“What? How did I-?” she started before being interrupted.
“Because you monologued loudly right outside my house. I heard you and sent a letter to the other 5 and Celestia, and boy did they find a lot of incriminating evidence.” Mikey said.
Pinkie threw her head and screamed “Fuuuuu-!”
