Celestial double

by Some Random Fella

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Other
Length: 12524

Bro... Why am I a cute female horse?!

A particularly unbearable summer afternoon in Phoenix Arizona.

An idiot who thinks he looks cool wearing sweaters in summer.

In an ironic twist of fate, after passing away due to a heat stroke, our boy Micheal wakes up in a strange land as what he assumes to be a horse of his opposite gender.

Not only that, he has wings, and a horn?

Stuff only gets more confusing for the poor bastard as his days in a new body go on.

Partially inspired by a twilights twinlight.

If your wondering, I don't know who made the cover art, and the badly drawn over white rectangle just covers up a color key.

Might add romance later on in the story idk though.

Another goofy ahh idea to come out of my noggin. Hopefully you enjoy.

:Edit, I've seen other people do this, so...

:Featured on July 21, 2024 for like a couple minutes:

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Published 2024-07-09 06:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2024-12-20 16:21:37 UTC

Chapter 1

I wipe my sweat filled forehead as I continue walking down a sidewalk.

I can't with this bullshit man, this city's too hot.

Looking up to the sky, I see zero clouds to possibly cover the dreaded sun, and give me some shade.

I face forward again as I grab my phone, finding it practically scolding hot, to change the track I was listening too.

Can a phone explode with enough heat?

...

I decide to turn my phone off for the moment, slipping it back into my pant pocket.

I take my headphones out of my ears, placing them in their case, and into my sweater pocket.

It must be hotter than usual today, cuz this heat is giving me a headache.

I'm also feeling kinda dizzy, and I'm.. starting to see a bit blurry.

I stumble forward a bit, placing my hands on my knees as I stare at the ground.

I start feeling worse, as my vision got progressively blurrier.

What's happening?

I shake my head, rub my eyes, but my vision just got blurrier, to the point I practically couldn't see anything.

Am I going blind? What the fuck is going on?!

I start to panic, not knowing the situation with my eyes, suddenly lurching forward as I throw up.

I haven't even eaten anything, so I just assume I regurgitated stomach acid.

I stumble forward again, this time falling to my knees, still not being able to see anything.

I can feel my heart beating faster, as I shake my head again, failing to get rid of the blurriness in my vision.

I can hear a car driving up to me, seemingly stopping upon being next to me.

"Hey, kid, you alright?" I hear someone say, but I feel to weak to respond or move my body.

...

"Kid?" I hear the man say, as he seemingly gets out of his car, and I fully fall to the ground.

"Oh shit, hey! Are you ok?!" He asked as he shook me.

"I- I dunno..." I mutter out as i practically start panting.

"Don't worry, I'm calling the cops" The man said as I felt myself getting more tired.

Is this what it feels like to lose counsiesness?

"Yeah, I need an ambulance, I've got a kid here.. he's, I don't know what's happening to him, probably a heat stroke" I hear the man say.

At this point, I don't know what's happening anymore, all I know is that I've lost my sight, am on the ground, and apparently suffering a heat stroke?

Can you die from one of those?

"Ok, yeah I can do that" I hear the man say.

Why does he sound so quiet?

"Hey, I'm gonna cut your sweater off alright? Don't freak out, I won't do anything to you"

I'm so tired...

"Kid? Hey, kid? Can you hear me? Shit.."

Am I gonna die? Was The last thought to go through my head before I fully lost counsiesness.

*/---*/

"You are an inspiration to us all twilight" Celestia said as she bowed, alongside twilights friends.

Twilight had two reasons to be at a loss for words.

Firstly, she was an alicorn now, and a princess?!

And second...

"Uh, princess? Girls?" Twilight asked as said mares looked up from their bowing.

"Yes? What is it twilight?" Celestia asked, as twilight pointed a hoof behind them.

Celestia raised an eyebrow, looking behind her, as did twilights friends.

And there, sprawled out in the ground, was another alicorn, and a large one at that.

Twilight's friends gasped, while celestia's eyes widened.

"Princess, who is she?" Twilight asked as she walked up to celestia.

"I- I don't know" Was all celestia could say, as she was at a loss for words at the moment.

The alicorn, who wore a surprising resemblance to the sun princess, suddenly groaned, cathing the attention of everypony present.

"Is she alright?" Rarity asked as celestia approached the new alicorn.

"I'm not sure.. I will take her to the castles medical wing, just in case" Celestia started to say as she lit her horn.

"Twilight, will you accompany me?" Celestia finished.

"Oh, uh, sure!" Twilight said as she joined the princess, and teleported away.

*/---*/

I blearily open my eyes, coming back to counsiesness, to be met with.. a hospital room?

"Guess I shouldn't. be.. surprised...?"

...

That ain't my voice, is it? It can't be, that's a females voice.

"Testing, testing"

...

Alright, not weird at all.

I bring a hand up to rub my eyes, but just end up hitting myself with something hard.

"Ah! The hell?" I say as I shake my head and look at my hand.

Wich wasn't a hand at all, but a hoof?

This almost feels like a hit of its own, as I widen my eyes and sit up.

My body felt weird, but I ignore that for the moment as I bring up my other hand, seeing that it was also a hoof.

"What?"

I somehow grip the blanket that was covering me, pulling it aside to reveal the rest of my body.

...

"What the fuck?!" I scream as I flail around and fall of the bed.

"OOF!"

I try to get up, failing multiple times as I try to work my new legs.

Ok, let's slow down here..

I shake my head again, focusing as I move a hoof forward, placing it in the floor.

Alright, one at a time...

I move my other arm, or is it leg now? Doesn't matter, I move it forward, placing it on the floor.

I struggle a bit with my back legs, but I eventually get both hooves on the floor, and stand up.

...

Now what?

I decide to take a look at myself, finding that I was, a horse or something.

"Am I seeing shit?" I ask as I look behind me and take more details in.

I had light pink fur, a pair of ridiculously big wings, a large sun tattoo on my ass, and a really wavy and colorful tail.

...

Turning around, I slowly walk over to the bed.

"I can't deal with this shit right now, im going back to sleep"

Author's Note

Short chapter. Let's see how this story goes.

Chapter 4

Celestia and Luna watched as twilight and Michael left the room.

Luna started with "I have many questions"

"And they will all be answered in due time" Celestia responded.

...

"You don't know why she looks like you either, do you?"

...

"N- no, but, we, or at least twilight will surely figure it out" celestia said as she made her way to the dining rooms exit.

"Twilight huh? Are thou going to place the burden onto her again?"

...

Celestia left with no answer.

...

*/---*/

'Shit, don't fall again man..' I think to myself as I almost trip while walking down the hallway.

You know, by this point, I should've woken up right? If this was a dream, I should be awake by now.

But I'm not.

Ohh boy, what the fuck have I been put into against my will?

"Hey, can I ask you something?" Twilight asks.

Jeez, almost forgot she was there for a second.

...

Also forgot she was a dam horse too.

No, pony, get your shit straight michael.

"Sure, what's up?"

"Well, why do you look so much like the princess?"

"Uh"

...

Huh, now that I'm actually thinking about it, why do I look like celestia?

That.. was her name right?

"It's classified" I answer bluntly as we continue walking.

"Classified?"

"Yep"

"Why?"

"What do you mean why?"

"I mean, why is that classified?"

"Because.. I said so"

"Well that doesn't make sense, you need to have some sort of authori-"

"Hey!" I exclaim as I quickly saunter infront of twilight, shutting her up.

"Shut up, don't worry about yo pal Michael, alright?" I say as I put a hoof on her.. shoulder.

"Listen, it's supposed to be a secret, but I'll tell you, cuz I like you" I start saying, making twilight look up at me as I bring my head down over to her ear.

As I'm cooking up a simple white lie, I can't help but notice Twilight's cheeks had reddened a bit.

Dude, what's up with that? Maybe I should have watched those animal infomercials.

"I may or may not be..." I start saying.

I try to sound mysterious and badass, but with my new female voice, i don't really know if that worked out.

"Her american sister.." I say as I bring my head back up.

God dam, that face is priceless.

"What?! Your princess celestia's s-" she starts screaming, but stops as I plug her mouth with my hoof.

"Ah ah ah" I say as I shake my head.

"I'm not anybody's sister, I don't even know what your talking about!" I say with a chuckle as I remove my hoof, turn around and begin my trek down the hallway again.

That... Wasn't really a small lie, fuck! The hell brain?!

Welp, let's see how it goes from here!

I wonder if these ponies know about DNA tests.. or, what an American is for that matter.

Probably not.

My thoughts about my idiotic lie are interrupted as twilight exclaimed "Hold on!" as she came up to me.

"Y- you can't be her sister, she would have recognized you!"

Ok, at a crossroads here, I can either just say I was lying, or see how far I can go with said lie.

..

Eh, why the hell not? I'll deal with the existential crisis later.

"Ah, but you see, when she and Luna were born, I was.. uh, shipped of ta war" I say a bit dramatically as we continue walking.

Fuck it, right?

"R- really?"

"Yes, really horrible, that war, never gonna forget it" I say with a fake sigh as I lower my head a bit, and close my eyes.

...

I crack an eye open, and see Twilight, looking depressed as hell, looking at me.

Great, now I feel kinda guilty, I mean, grandpa actually fought in a war... And I really haven't done anything of note.

Yet.

I'm in magical pony land now, it'll be like a.. fresh start!

A, really weird one, but a new start non the less.

I mean, Im pretty sure I died, and yet, I was.. transported to a magical world in a new body?

So why not have a cool backstory?

"Anyway, uh, stuff happened, I was reported as kia, and I kinda forgot how to use my magic" I finish saying as we arrive at the room I woke up in.

"Oh look, we're here! Guess I'll see ya later huh?" I say as I quickly open the door.

...

"D- do you need some help?" Twilight asked as I struggled to open the door with my hoof.

'sigh

"Yeah"

Twilights horn and the door started glowing purple, as she seemingly opened it with her magic.

Is everything gonna be whimsical as hell now?

"That was pretty awesome" I say as I enter the room and close the door.

...

Twilight stared at the door for a moment.

"Celestia has another sister?.." she said to herself as she turned around and headed back the way she came from.

...

*/---*/

"What were they called again?" I say to myself as I bonk my head with my hoof multiple times.

"E- ezicial? No, that's the boys character"

Now that I was alone again, I was doing a bit of reflecting, mostly on.. well, all of this.

I had remembered one of my friends had told me about stories, mostly fanfictions, that were kind of like the situation I was In right now.

I just can't remember what they were called!

Or if they were good or not, I never really read any.

...

"Eh" I say to myself as I sit on the floor.

...

I look around the empty room.

...

"Ok! I'm bored" I say as I get back up and head for the door.

As I'm about to open it though, I stop.

They said I was gonna get a checkup right?

...

"Man, I don't feel sick" I say as I open the door and leave the room.

Canceled, bozo.

This story bunz dude 💀💀

So I'm working on a rewrite, will it be any better? Idk.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/569479/equine-interlopers

Chapter 2

As I'm trying, and failing to go back to sleep, I suddenly hear the door to the room being opened.

I decide to just stare at the ceiling as I hear someone enter the room.

"Wow, she really does look like her..." A female says, a nurse I'm assuming.

So I apparently look like someone? Wonder who.

I wait for a moment before speaking.

"Tell me" I say, receiving a startled eep! from the nurse.

I turn my head to the side, and am met with... Another horse, a smaller one though.

So a pony?

"What's nine plus ten?" I ask her.

The nurse raises her eyebrow.

"nineteen?"

I turn my head back to sare at the ceiling.

She answered correctly, so this can't be a dream my brain cooked up from the heat stroke.

What the hell am I supposed to make of that?

"Fuck"

...

"Well.. um, the princess wants to see you, and I was told to notify her when you woke up so.." The nurse said as she quickly scurried out of the room.

Princess? What, am i in the uk or something? Have the brits created talking horses? Honestly, I would not be surprised.

-'Sigh

Your changing the subject brain. And we both know what we're trying to avoid.

I raise a hand, no hoof, god. And slowly trace it along my new body.

...

I reach my crotch, and feel around a bit.

My cheeks involuntarily redden.

...

I remove my hoof, and take a long breath.

"I'm cooked"

*/---*/

Princess Celestia sat on her throne, as the latest petitioner left the room.

Given a moment to think, her mind wandered back to the alicorn that had seemingly appeared out of nowhere.

Who was she? And, why did she look so much like her?

Her thoughts were interrupted as a guard accompanying a nurse entered the throne room.

Celestia looked up, as both ponies approached and bowed.

"Rise, my little ponies, what can I help you with?" She said as the nurse walked forward.

"The alicorn you brought in, she's awake"

"Ah, good" Celestia started to say as she got off her throne.

"Can you get twilight sparkle please? Tell her to meet me in the medical wing" Celestia said as she headed for the exit of her throne room.

"Yes, princess" The guard responded with a salute, as he walked off.

"You wanted to see me princess?" Twilight asked as she walked up to the princess.

"Please twilight, you can call me celestia, we are equals now after all" Celestia replied in a chuckle.

"Eh heh, yeah, equals..." Twilight muttered to herself.

Celestia either didn't hear, or ignored that comment, as she said "And speaking of equals, it would seem our guest is awake"

"She is?" Twilight asked, reaciving a nod from celestia.

"Yes, we're on our way to see her now, hopefully we can figure out what exactly is going on." Celestia said as both alicorns began walking.

*/---*/

"The hell is this?" I ask as I poke something protruding from my forehead.

Ah hell nah, what the hell is that?!

It's kind a sensitive, is it a bone or some shit?

A horn perhaps? Am I a dam unicorn dude?

"This a don't make e lick a sense eh" I say in a bad Italian accent, in an attempt to calm myself down.

It sounds even stranger with my new female voice.

-'Sigh.

Just then, I hear a knock at the door.

I hear someone ask, "Can we come in?" With a voice that strangely sounds like mine.

Or, well, my new one.

"...sure?" I respond, a bit hesitantly.

I sit up as the door opens, and see that two more ponies walked in.

One was big, kinda like my size, and, appearance for that matter.

She had white fur, wings, and horn. Her wavy hair and tail has a mix of blue, purple and green colors. And she also had a sun tattoo on her ass.

What's up with that?

The other pony was smaller, she had purple fur, wings, and horn. Her hair and tail were different, as In they didn't wave with non-existent wind.

It was dark purple, with a pink highlight.

She weirdly, also had a tattoo, hers being a pink starburst with little white stars surrounding it.

"Hello" Said the purple one.

"Sup" I respond as I wave at the two of them.

"So who are you guys supposed to be?" I ask, to wich the purple mare seems to brighten up as she approached my bed.

"My name is twilight sparkle"

"And I'm princess celestia"

I can't help but chuckle a bit.

"What is it?" Twilight asked as celestia focused a gaze on me.

"I'm sorry, it's just, your names adorable!" I say as I practically jump off the bed and approach the purple mare.

"W-what?!" She startled out as her cheeks reddened and I started petting her with my hoof.

"Your cute as hell, you know that lil dude?" I say.

I hear celestia mutter something to herself, don't know what though.

"U- Um!" Twilight stuttered out, as my hoof suddenly stopped in place when a golden glow surrounded it.

"The hell?" I ask as the glow dissipates, and I turn around to face celestia, who's horn was currently glowing.

Did she do that? How?

"I would appreciate if you kept your hooves to yourself" Celestia said with a stern tone.

"Alright, my bad, my bad" I say as twilight returned to celestia's side.

"Well, we told you our names, care to tell us your's?" Celestia asked.

"It's micheal"

"Michael?.. that's a strange name for a pony" Twilight said as she raised a hoof to her chin.

"Dam, your insulting my name when I complimented yours? Your cold" I say with a morbid tone as i fake sniffle and shake my head.

Twilight seems to actually buy it, as her eyes widen and she threw her hoof out.

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings! I-" Twilight started to say, before I interrupting her.

"Dude, don't worry about it, your fine, I was just playing around" I try saying reassuringly as I let out another chuckle.

"O-oh"

"So, I heard you wanted to see me, what for?" I ask celestia.

"We wanted to ask you some questions, you s-"

"Am I gonna need a lawyer?" I ask, interrupting her.

...

"N-no?" Celestia responded.

"Ok good, listen, I'll answer your questions, but first, I'm gonna need something to eat, I am starvin!" I say with an over the top tone.

...

"Very well, if you'll follow me, I'll direct you to the dining hall" Celestial said as she headed out if the room.

"Aight" I say as I follow.

Chapter 3

"This is so weird man" I mutter to myself as I walk behind celestia and twilight.

Or at least try my best to, considering I'm a fucking horse now.

"Shit!" I scream as I trip myself and fall to the floor.

"Are you okay?" Twilight asked as she turned around and walked over to me.

"Yep, all good" I say as I pick myself back up.

I notice out of the corner of my eye that celestia was giving me an odd look with an eyebrow raised.

Man what she looking at bruh?

"So, twilight sparkle was it? Listen, love the name, but it's long as hell, you mind if I call you twi?" I ask.

"Oh, I don't mind, that's actually kind of like my nickname!" Twilight answered with a smile.

"Really? Fantastic, perfect actually"

I lean forwards a bit.

"I can tell.. we will be good friends" I say with a little devious smile.

What? I cant fool around a bit? C'mon, I literally don't know how I haven't lost it yet.

Celestia's ears twitch a bit, as twilight brightens up.

"I think so too!" Twilight answered as I placed an arm, no, leg, fuck me, around her... Shoulders? I don't know pony anatomy man..

"Great, so, quick question, what exactly are you? She's the princess" I start saying as I gesture towards celestia, who slightly raised an eyebrow.

"So are you.. her secretary?" I finish asking.

"Oh no, I'm actually her student!.. or, I guess ex-student now"

"Student? What the hell does she teach you? How to look pretty pretty for the public?" I ask with a small scoff.

"Uh-"

"I teach her magic" Celestia said.

"Magic?!.. oh, right, the horn.." I say as I give mine a poke.

I wonder if I can do magic..

'Does she not use her magic?' Celestia thought to herself as michael started walking again.

"So, foods this way?" I ask, to wich celestia nods.

"Great" I say as I walk ahead of them.

...

"Well, she seems.. nice" Twilight said as she looked up at celestia.

"Only time will tell twilight, we still don't know anything about her yet" Celestia said as they started walking after Michael.

*/---*/

Princess Luna entered the dining hall to find it empty.

"Hm, wonder what celestia is up to" Luna said to herself as she made her way to the table.

As she was about to sit down though, Luna heard a knock on the other entrances door.

She looked over as multiple voices rang out.

"This the castles denny's?" Said one voice, who sounded a lot like celestia.

"What's a denny's?" Asked a different voice, who luna recognized as twilight sparkle, a close friend of hers.

"Just a spot they serve food at" Responded the first voice as the door was opened.

Three ponies entered the room, celestia, twilight, who was now an alicorn, and.. a third one luna did not recognize.

The new pony was also an alicorn, bigger than her, around celestia's size, and her appearance was funnily enough, quite similar to her sister's.

With some differences, mainly being her larger wings, her larger sun cutie mark, and her differently colored mane and tail.

'Sun cutie mark?' Luna though to herself as all three ponies walked up to the table.

"Yo, who's this?" The unknown alicorn asked as she gestured towards luna.

"Michael, this is my sister, princess Luna" Celestia answered as she took her seat.

'Strange name for a pony' Luna though to herself.

"Sister?.. yep, I can definitely see the similarities there" Michael said as she took her seat, rather awkwardly.

Luna heard micheal mutter "These pony's really act a lot like humans..." to herself.

'Wonder what a human is' Luna thought to herself as twilight took her seat.

"So! Where the waiter at? I'm hungry" Michael asked as she clapped her hooves together.

"They should be arriving soon" Celestia said as she turned to look at michael.

"I know you said after you ate, but do you mind if we start asking our questions now?"

Micheal took a glance at the ceiling, then at celestia.

"Fine, whatchu wanna know?"

Celestia took a glance at her sister, causing luna to raise an eyebrow.

"Well, to start off, can you tell us how you arrived here?" Celestia asked.

"Uber" Michael responded instantly.

...

"Is that some sort of spell? You were kind of, just there, unconscious on the floor when we found you" Twilight asked.

"Really?" Micheal asked, to wich celestia and twilight both nodded.

"Oh, then, I don't actually know" Michael said blankly.

"I'm sorry, I must've been kept out of.. the loop, as they say, what exactly have I missed?" Luna asked.

Celestia was about to answer, before michael beat her to it

"Probably a lot, I mean, look at me, I'm sitting here, talking to royalty for some reason, ain't that crazy?" Michael said as a server pony entered the room.

The pony's eyes widen a bit at the sight of twilight and micheal, but he keeps his cool, walking over to the table.

"Your majesties, what can I get you?"

"I'll have the usual, thank you" celestia said.

"As will I" Luna added.

"I'm actually not that hungry right now, so I won't get anything" Twilight said.

"And you?" The server asked micheal.

"I'll have some eggs, bacon, hash browns, uh, and some orange juice" she said, making everypony else give her an odd look.

"What?"

"Y- you want.. bacon?" The server asked.

"Yeah?"

...

"What? What is it? You guys out or something?" Michael asked as he looked between the server and celestia.

"No.. I believe we do have bacon, for when griffon dignitaries visit" Celestia said.

"Ok, great, so can I have some?"

"Well, if you truly want it, then you shall get it" Celestia said as she gestured at the server, who nodded, then left.

"Alright" Michael began to say as she sat back in her chair.

"since I was just mentioning it, can I ask why I'm actually here? I know its to answer some questions and whatnot, but, like, did I do something wrong? Am i In trouble?"

"No! Why would you think that?" Twilight asked.

"I mean, c'mon" Micheal began to say as he gestured towards celestia.

"Why would the princess want to speak with a regular citizen like me?"

"Regular citizen? Thou does know you art an alicorn, right?" Luna asked.

"I'm really hoping that's not a racial slur"

"I- it is not!" Luna stammered out.

"The princess's are alicorns, and, I guess I'm one too now" Twilight began to say, catching michael's attention.

"Ok, so what, me and twilight are princesses too?" Michael said with a smirk.

"Well.." Celestia said.

...

"Wait, am I?" Michael said as he lost his smirk.

Before anypony else could elaborate, the server walked back in, pushing a cart of food.

'Guess I'll find out later' Micheal thought to himse-, no, herself, gotta remember I've changed teams now.

The server lifted the plates of food, one having pancakes and tea, another having blueberry waffles, and the last being michael's meal.

After the plates were placed on the table, and the server left, micheal took a glance at the princesses.

"So.. do you guys have silverware? Or do I just..." She said as she lowered her head towards her food a bit.

Celestia used her magic to lift some utensils over to micheal, who flinched upon looking up.

"Jeezus, thought that floating fork was about to stab me for a second"

...

"Has that happened before?" Twilight asked.

"Hm? No, maybe in florida though..." Michael responded as she put a hoof up to her cheek.

'Florida?' Celestia thought to herself as michael attempted to grab her fork.

'Why the hell would they have shit obviously made for human fingers?!' Micheal thought to herself as she continued to struggle with her utensil.

"Why don't you use your magic?" Twilight asked as luna took a bite from one of her waffles.

"I don't know how" Michael said quickly, as she gave up on trying to lift the fork with her hoof, and instead lowered her head to the table.

"What?!" Twilight exclaimed as michael bit the forks handle, and looked back up.

The three other alicorns were certainly surprised, since, well, alicorns were some of the more powerful magic weilding beings, and yet, there was one who apparently didn't know how to use hers?

Michael attempted to stab a strip of bacon, failing to do so.

"Fuck" She mumbled through gritted teeth as twilight scooched up to her.

"How do you not know how to use her magic?"

Michael didn't answer, as she was seemingly fully focused on trying to manipulate the fork with her mouth.

"Uh, michael?" Twilight asked as said alicorn continued to struggle with her food.

"Shit"

...

"Dammit!" Michael said as she spit her fork out.

"Welp, this ain't working" She started to say as she sat back again in her chair and looked at twilight.

"You asked something?"

"Yes, I asked about your magic, how do you not know how to use it?"

"I just don't know how, simple as that"

"It can't be just, simple as that, magic is something essential that alicorns use on a daily basis" Luna said.

"I don't know what to tell ya"

A moment passed before celestia soke up.

"It would seem that I need to get back to my duties" Celestia said as she stood up.

"Twilight, can you take michael back to the medical room? They should be doing a checkup on her later"

"Checkup?" Micheal said as she took stood up.

"Yes, don't worry, it won't take long"

"..Alright" Micheal said as she turned towards twilight.

"C'mon twi, guess your my escort" She said as twilight walked up to her.

"I guess I am!" Twilight said as they headed towards the dining rooms exit.

Author's Note

This kinda sucks don't it? Lol 💀

But I kinda had fun writing it so...

Chapter 5

"Where the hell... Ah, here we go"

I say that out loud as I mindlessly walk through this weird castle.

I don't really know how long I've exactly meandered around, but I've finally reached what I assume to be an exit.

I struggle a bit with the door.

"Why the human doors, bruh? These horses don't know how to horse"

After a bit, I open the door and step out, into what looks like a big ass garden.

"Well, this is pretty"

You know what else is kinda cute? My voice.

"Wich I'm still getting used to, god, why couldn't I be a male? I would have at least had some familiarity with that" I say to myself as I walk towards a flower bed.

...

Horses and ponies eat.. flowers, and, grass.. right?

...

Pretty sure they do...

I reach a well tendered flower bed, and slowly but surely, start lowering my head towards the flowers.

I feel like a moron.

"Princess Celestia?" A male voice says next to me, almost as if proving my point.

I sigh as I pull my head back up to meet the source of the voice.

It's a snow white pony, wearing knight armor?

That's pretty funny looking.

Wonder what they would look like with swat gear?

...

Before I can conjure up some interesting day dreams, I remember that I need to respond.

"No, I'm" I start saying, but stop myself.

Now that I think about it, Micheal does not fit me anymore, does it?

Hm.

"Yep, that's me" I say to the pony.

I'll think of a new name later.

"Um, may.. I ask what exactly your doing?"

"Eating, the hell it look like?" I say, making the pony give me a confused look.

"Hey, give a girl a break would you? I didn't eat breakfast this morning"

"M- my apologies"

"So, did ya need something?"

"Well, aren't you supposed to be in court right now?"

"Court? Uh, sure, let me just call Saul"

"Who?"

"Nobody, just show me where it's at"

"Where, what's at?"

"Court, show me where it's at"

"If I may ask, aren't you supposed to know?"

"I can probably court martial your sorry ass for that private"

"M- my apologies princess" The knight pony says as he tenses up.

"Apology accepted, now, can you show me where court is?"

"Yes, princess" The knight says as we make our way back to the castle.

Dam, I'm not even sure if I have any authority, but I'm already commanding other pony's? And it's working?

Oh man. They better not have me do anything important, or else I'm bout to have a homelander level power trip.

Luna stopped walking and began staring at twilight, bewildered.

"She's, my sister?"

"I think so, that's what she told me"

...

"Well, it certainly didn't take you long to gather that information" Luna said with a chuckle as both alicorns started walking again.

'No wonder she's my sisters favorite' Luna thought to herself.

"What else did she tell you?"

"She said she was an.. American, wich I'm not sure what that is, and she said she was sent of to a war when you born" Twilight responded.

That certainly caught lunas interest.

She herself practically doesn't even remember her parents, just her and celestia fending for themselves.

If this was true, then not only was this new alicorn her eldest sister, but she had fought in a forgotten war?

If, it was true.

"Is this where she's staying?" Luna asked as they reached Michaels medical room.

"Yes"

"Good, we can ask her a few more questions while the doctor gets here" Luna said as she opened the door with her magic.

To see an empty room.

...

"Where is she?"

Twilight only stammered out a quick "uh oh" before scurrying off.

As I'm following this knight pony down a hallway, I spot a decorative vase full of flowers adorning a little stand on a wall.

...

I'm still hungry.

Suddenly, a golden glow surrounds the flowers, and they hover over to me.

"ooh"

The fact that I'm actually the one doing the magic doesn't even cross my mind as I begin chowing down on the flowers like there a scrumptious snack.

I do see multiple other knights, or, guards, whatever.

"Hey guys" I say as I continue eating the flowers I'm subconsciously levitating.

...

"Just saying , you'll be eating dead grass as rations during a war, so this is actually amazing not gonna lie" I say as we turn a corner.

...

"Is that true?" A random guard asked.

"I'm really hoping it's not" another responded.

After a bit more of walking, we eventually reach a big pair of doors.

Like, comically big.

"I'm assuming this is it?" I ask.

"Yes"

"Alright, thanks for the help"

"It was no problem princess" The pony says as I head to the doors.

"Alright, let's see what this whole court thing is about" I say as bang on the door with my hoof"

"Open the door!"

Author's Note

Sorry for the really short chapters.

Honestly, I feel like if I try to make em actually long, they'll just be filled with bad filler.

Also, is it hard to imagine Michaels dialogue with a celestia voice? It probably is.

Chapter 6

The doors open, and I'm met with another guard pony, who stares at me with wide eyes.

"Yo, I'm here for the case, I think I'm the judge or something?" I ask.

"Changeling!" The pony screams, with a mix of fear and anger.

The hell is a changeling?

That was the question that ran through my mind before I was tackled to the ground by like five guards.

"Ah! Shit!" I yelped as I hit the floor.

Ok, whatever a changeling is, it's not liked.

Noted.

I hear my own voice scream 'what is the meaning of this?!' from the other side of the room.

That must be celestia.

Or, in this case, my sister, according to my bullshit.

Wich, I am sticking by for the time being.

Why? I'm not exactly sure, it'll uh, probably benefit me in the long run.

I decide not to put up a struggle... for now, since it seems like my shenanigans are already getting me into trouble.

"Princess! Stay back! A changeling is impersonating you!" Said one guard as I heard another set of foot.. Hoof, steps approaching.

"I plead the fifth!"

I'm pretty sure that amendment has something to do with the law. Right?

I don't know, my parents were the ones that knew about that type of stuff.

I only know the very basics.

"Quiet!" A guard said as I felt them slide a ring into my horn.

And Instantly, I knew there was something fucked up about that ring, as I felt drained, weak, tired, and, depressed all at the same time.

It was a weird feeling man.

"This.... does not feel good bruh" I say in a low tone as celestia arrived and I start trying, and failing to get up.

I can barely move, I feel like I could fall asleep for days right now.

I hear a faint gasp from celestia, as she says "false alarm stallions! She isn't a changeling!"

"She's not?" A guard says.

"No, she is another alicorn, like me" Celestia said as I felt a hoof slide the ring off my horn.

I fully stand up, cradling my head with my hoof, and furiously blinking my headache away.

"That was fucked up..." I say as celestia comes up to me.

"Are you alrig-" She began to ask, but stops as I suddenly turn around and yell at the surrounding guards.

"I'm pressing charges assholes! I swear to God I'm about to lawyer up!" I scream, making most of the guards flinch.

...

Guess my energy's back.

"Im already missing home" I say with a sigh as I turn back to celestia.

"Hey, sorry for the interruption, I was bored, so I began to explore your little castle here, and I guess I got lost"

"It's.. no problem" Celestia replied as I began walking deeper into the room, wich, from the looks of it seems more like a throne room than a court.

"Great, oh and, don't worry, I'm not actually gonna sue your.. are they your secret service?" I ask.

"My, what?"

"You know, the secret service, agents that are supposed to protect the president?" I say in a deadpanned mockingly tone.

How does she not know what that is?

Wait, why am I even being an ass about it? Of course these damn ponies aren't gonna know what the hell the secrets service is, Christ.

And do these ponies even know what a democracy is? Probably not.

"Well, technically you could refer to them as my, secret service" Celestia says, giving me a look that clearly says she does not like my tone.

"Yeah, sorry for talking to you like that, old habits die hard I guess" I say as I shake my head.

What else was I lying about? Oh yeah, that I was a war vet. That'll work out, I'll just blame my behavior on PTSD or something.

"Apology accepted" Celestia said in a surprisingly sweet tone.

"Now, I know you may be a bit confused, but I assure you, I will try to explain everything to the best of my abilities" Celestia began to say.

"But, unfortunately, I can't help you at this moment, you'll have to wait until I'm done with my duties" She finished.

"What, you mean court?"

"Yes"

"Oh, is it ok if I stay and watch?" I ask.

If this is infact a court, I'm kinda curious to see how these ponies go about it.

Celestia raises her eyebrow, as she thought about her response.

"Hm, well, it couldn't hurt if you watched, and, you could learn a thing or two"

"Nice, then I'll, go stand over there" I say as I gesture towards a few guards standing near the stairway leading to the throne.

"Alright, now, are you sure you can stay? Have you already been examined by the doctor?" Celestia asked as I made my way towards the guards.

"..yeah, I can stay, don't worry, you go do your thing "

...

I make it to the two guards, and stand next to one of them.

One of them, is eying me suspiciously, while the other one is looking at me with awe.

"Hey guys"

" Whoa, another alicorn.." Whispered one guard, wich, looked fairly young.

"Don't speak infront of a princess when you weren't asked to, it's disrespectful!" Scolded the other guard, who looked a tad older, also in a whisper.

"Don't worry, you can speak, and also, I'm not a princess, I'm a civi" I say, earning confused looks from both guards.

"Oh, were you recently ascended?" Asked the older guard.

Ascended?

"..Yes?" I respond, with not much confidence.

"Ah, that explains it"

"What do you mean?" I ask.

"Don't you know? If your an alicorn, that basically means your a princess! It's practically law" Said the younger guard.

"Really? Ok, well, what do princess's usually, do?" I ask.

"Other than raise the sun and moon? Being very powerful in magic? Commanding the country? Nothing much" Said the older guard.

...

Fucking what?

Deciding that the guard is just joking, I decide to pay attention to the court in front of me.

Celestia is sitting on her throne, as a pony is speaking to her on the beginning of the stairs leading to the throne.

Kinda reminds me of house of the dragon.

"Where were we? Oh yes," Celestia began to say.

"Your worried about arrivals in your city?"

"Yes" the pony speaking to Celestia began to say.

He was male, and was wearing a tie, but without the suit.

He was taking glances at me, but quickly regained his cool and continued speaking.

"Citizens and Tourism in las pegasus has always been, ponies, but recently we have had griffins, and other races that I don't even know the name of, arriving at our shores, I was just wondering-"

"Las Vegas" I interrupt, almost out of instinct.

Dam, I'm patriotic ahh hell it seems.

"What?" The pony asked, as celestia faced me.

"The city, it's called las Vegas, and also, there's no shore bro, it's in Nevada, a landlocked state" I say commandingly.

Wait, why was I talking about this again?

Oh yeah, the guy said last Pegasus, how the hell did these ponies come up with that name for their city?

Nobody said anything for a couple solid seconds.

"Is Nevada a real place?" whispered the younger guard.

Before I could respond, a bright flash of light engulfed celestia's side for a second, before.. I'm pretty sure her name was Luna, appeared.

Where'd she came from? The hell?

"Luna! I wasn't expecting you, what brings you here?" Celestia asked.

"Sister, I don't mean to interrupt, but the new alicorn is miss-," Luna said, but stopped when she laid eyes on me.

"Oh, nevermind" Luna began to say as she approached me.

"Micheal, was it? We have some questions that need answering" She finished as her horn began glowing, and a flash of light engulfed my sight.

The last thing I said before basically passing out was "what are you-"

...
*/---*/

Celestia watched as Luna teleported away.

...

'Las.. Vegas?' She thought to herself.

'Why would she call it that? It's been called las pegasus since it's foundation...'

Author's Note

Am I going somewhere with this? Probably.

Chapter 7

In two quick flashes of bright light, I was suddenly somewhere else entirely.

That place being the medical room I was staying in.

My brain, almost as if deciding not to comprehend this and shut down, decided to just make me fall down and absolutely eat shit.

Like I was one of those startled goats, that just faint.

"A- are you ok?" A voice asked me, who I recognized as twilight.

I moved my head upward, to see both twilight and Luna staring at me incredulously.

"No, I seem to have fallen, and can't get back up" I responded, as I stuck my hoof out towards the purple pony.

"Mind helping a young las out?" I asked, with a slight British accent, as I fluttered my eyes.

Twilight, again, blushed, as she stuck her hoof out towards mine.

However, Luna intercepted twilight's hoof with one of her own, as she squinted her eyes towards me.

"I'm sorry, but first, you'll answer my questions" She said, authoritatively.

With a sigh, I stood back up.

"Yeah, ok, I'm down for an interrogation" I said as I walked to the bed, and awkwardly sat down on it.

"But first, can I get some, bread? Or some shit? I'm starving over here" I said as I turned my head towards her.

"Sure! I'll go get you some" Twilight said cheerily, ignoring my swear as she exited the room.

I looked back at Luna.

"So ah, what did you want to know offica?"

"You told twilight a few things, are they true?" Luna asked.

Dam, not wasting any time dilidadlin.

I pretend to ponder as I rest my head in one of my front hoofs.

"Well that depends, what exactly were the things I said?"

"You claim to be my sister-" Luna began to say, before I interrupted her.

"That's true" I said, not moving an inch from my pondering stance.

...

"You also said you were an, American, you may be confused, but as I've told you before, you are an alicorn-" Luna continued, before being interrupted again.

"Hey, that is not a lie, I'm a godamm American, born and raised, don't you forget" I say as I point towards myself with one of my hoofs.

...

"And, you mentioned a war you fought in, is that-"

"World war two" i said as I hopped of the bed.

"If you're wondering, it sucked"

I walked over to the door, and peeked my head out.

"Where's my bread bruh?" I asked to myself, as I walked back into the room.

"Anything else?" I asked Luna.

"No?" I continued, not waiting for a response.

"Great" I finished as I just, stood there, not menicingly, mind you, just bored.

Really wish I had my phone, so I could play some fuckin, geometry dash...

"Does thou really expect me to believe you?" Luna asked, as she began circling me, menicingly.

At least, that's what it looked like to me.

"Well, no, if you don't want to believe that I'm your sister, then just don't" I responded, as my head followed lunas movement.

"I do not know who you think you are, imposter, but claiming to be family? You really are incompetent, aren't you?" Luna continued, as she finished one lap around me, her tone getting harsher.

"Really? Your really gonna speak to your big sister like that?" I said with a scoff, with my tone getting harsher as well.

If she wanna go that route, then les go.

She ain't gonna win this.

"You are no sister of mine, how you act, how you speak, your, calluesnes, and your immature stunts, you seem more like a relative of the element of laughter, than a family member of mine" Luna said, harsher than before, as she finished a second lap.

Jeez, I don't think we've known each other for half a day, why is she drilling into me right now?

"I would suggest you quiet up, Luna, I'm a vet, I think I've earned the right to act however the hell I wish, don't you?" I say, no goofy goofiness in my tone.

"And that too, a war? My sister and I have lived for two millennium, and have known pony's who were alive even before us, and never have I heard of a world war two, need I remind you that stolen valor is a crime?" She continued, third lap completed.

"Ok Luna, your kind of starting to piss me off now, I'm gonna step out if your not gonna shut up" I say, as I begin walking back towards the door.

I don't even know why shes so hostile, if she doesn't believe me, and thinks I committed a crime, why doesn't she just get the damn detectives to figure it out? Why is like, the leader of the country chewing me out right now?

My journey is interrupted as Luna blocked the way to the door.

"You are not going anywhere, Micheal, you are going to"

"FUCKING HELL LUNA!" I scream to the absolute heavens, making Luna flinch and take a step back.

Christ, what was that?! I can feel my ears ringing, why was that so loud?!

Don't matter, this is actually better.

"I FOUGHT FOR MY COUNTRY, AND THIS THE THANKS I GET!?" I continue screaming, taking a step towards Luna, and she took a step back.

"I FOUGHT THE FUCKING NAZIS!! I FOUGHT DURING D-DAY! I FOUGHT FOR THE LIBERATION OF FRANCE!! AND I FOUGHT WHEN BERLIN FELL!!!" I continued, taking another step forwards, while Luna took another back, as she lit her horn.

"I WILL NOT LET YOU STAND THERE AS YOU INSULT ME! I FOUGHT FOR YOUR GODDAMN FUTURE!! I'VE SEEN HORRORS OF WAR YOU COULD NOT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND!!!"

Another step forward for me, another step backwards for Luna.

This time however, her back hit the door, and I fully walked up to her.

The fact that I was taller than Luna was more precent than ever, as I looked down to her.

She looked, scared. Her breaths were quick, and her horn was glowing bright, as if ready to attack.

I fully lowered my head, leaving it a hairs breath away from lunas mouth.. muzzle.

"This was not the welcome I thought I would get, little sister, consider me disappointed" I whispered, as several knocks rang from the other side of the door.

I brought my head back up, as I maneuvered one of my front hoofs to wipe the non-existent dirt from the chest.

Like what those cool guys do with their suits.

"You gonna get that? Or should I? I asked as I took several steps back.

It took a solid fifteen seconds for Luna to react, before she stood aside and opened the door with her magic, revealing who was standing on the other side.

It was Twilight, with an assortment of breads, and pastries, on one of them, metal food servers from fancy restaurants.

"Oh good, I was beginning to think you left!" Twilight said as she entered the room, food in tow.

"You said bread, but you never said exactly what type, so I just brought you every type!" She said happily as the food was presented to me.

"Ah, thank you twilight, truly, you know how to treat a guest!" I say as I pat twilight on the head, and begin to mentally choose what I was about to devour.

No resistance came from twilight.

"Now, if you don't have any more questions luna, I would like to eat alone, if I could?" I said, calmly.

"Oh, sure, Lun-" Twilight began to say, before spotting Luna already heading for the exit.

"Luna? Wait!" She exclaimed as she began chase.

As both alicorns left the room, I mentally reviewed the interaction I just had.

...

...

It was good, that shit went hard.

At least, I think so.

Still, that little outburst will probably not go unnoticed, or unpunished.

I buried my head into one of the cakes, like a.. horse, as I continued thinkin.

What to do what to do..

The ponies mentioned magic right? Hmm...

I pondered as I licked the frosting off my lips.

Author's Note

Micheal, his goofy ass.

He's a liar.

He's competitive.

He's a self proclaimed master gaslighter.

He is ridonkidiculously patriotic to his home country.

He is clueless! When it comes to anything involving 'romance'

And he is now a very powerful horse. But he doesn't need to know that.

On a side note, I'm kinda surprised that more than ten people seem to be reading this lol. Hope you continue to enjoy. ✌️

Chapter 8

I open my eyes, only to be met with a white void.

"Ah shit, am I dead again?" I asked nobody in particular, as I checked myself to see if I was in yet another new body.

I wasn't, still a horse.

"No, you aren't" Said a male voice.

I looked around, but didn't see anybody.

"Who's, speaking right now?" I asked the voice.

"My name is not important right now, what is vital, is the reason I brought you here" The voice responded.

"Brought me here? As in... This blank sheet of paper?"

"No, as in brought you to this world"

...

"Wait a sec- you brought me here? To freaky pony world?!" I asked, irritatedly.

"Yes, rest assured, it was for a good rea-"

"You mother fucker! You absolute piece of shit! You-"

"Save your insults for another time, right now, you need to listen"

I thought about it for a second, and decided to just give in.

What am I gonna do in this situation? The voice is the captain now.

"Sure, whatever, but can we go somewhere else? My eyes are starting to hurt"

The voice groans, as the blank void is suddenly transformed into a... Walmart.

"Better?" The voice asked.

"Yeah, thanks" I said as I stared to walk to the back of the store.

"Where are you going? You need to listen to what I have to say!"

"I am listening! I'm just going to see what Legos they got alright?"

The voice groans again.

"Of all the humans I could have possibly gotten, I got you"

"I'm considering that a compliment, asshole"

The voice groans, for the third time.

"Will you just listen?" It asked.

"I'm all ears" I responded.

"Good, do you know where you are at?"

"Walmart"

"No you moron! I mean what planet, what country!"

"Oh that? No clue"

"Well, you are in the planet of Equi, in the country of Equestria"

"Good to know.. Why are you telling me this?"

"Because, I've brought you here so you can help equestria in it's coming time of need" The voice said as I reached the Lego isle.

"Uh huh"

"You see, I have had a vision, of a dark and perilous time approaching for the ponies of this world..."

"Yep" I idly said as I checked the prices.

"I do not know how it occurred, or when it will, but I know that it will come with politics and weapons of war, those of wich I'm sure your familiar with"

"Yeah. You think I should use my birthday money for star wars.. or..." I said, much to the voices ire.

"Are you listening!?" It exclaimed.

"I am!! Chill bruh" I responded.

The voice sighed.

"Whatever, as I was saying, I have brought you here so you can help modernize my country with your superior human technology, so that it may defend itself when the time comes"

Again, my brain worked around that statement for a second..

"Superior technology? That's right, disembodied voice, you have picked the right American for the job!"

"Thank you, now, I will teach you some vital spells you will need for-" The voice started to say, before I interrupted him.

"Hey now, I'm gonna do this for you, under one condition"

"Of course.." The voice said, with a scowl I could not see.

"I will change Equestria, to the New United States!, unless of course, you can take me back to my human life after this"

The voice stayed silent for a bit, before answering.

"I'll see what I can do, for now, it seems our time is up" The voice said.

"Huh? Why's that?"

"Celestia wishes to speak to you. I will try to help you along this mission I have given you, just, don't fuck up" The voice said as the Walmart began to distirtion itself.

"And before you go," The voice started to say.

"Save your money for a modular"

"Oh dam you right! Than-" I started to say, before suddenly blacking out.

...

...

I open my eyes, only to not be met with the medical room, but a cozy, reading room, I believe.

"The fuck? Why do I keep waking up in different places?

"Ah, your awake, good" A voice said, whom I recognized as Celestia.

I turned around, and spotted her sitting by a fire place, her back to me.

She looked back at me.

"Come, join me, we've much to discuss"

Author's Note

Some more Micheal facts.

He's a Bozo.

Thanks for reading.

On another side note, I was planning on pumping out some more chapters these coming days, but I think I've come up with a sickness bruv, so I may take a bit.

Chapter 9

"Would you like some tea?" Celestia asked, gesturing to a cup and little plate she held in her glowy magic, as I made my way to the fire place she sat by.

"I would say yes, but assuming you don't got them Arizona's, I'm gonna decline" I answered as I took a seat next to her.

I took a brief moment to admire the room I was in. Cushions, bookshelves, the fire place..

This is cozy. Almost forgot I was in a relatively modern looking medical room before this. Gotta remember I'm actually in a castle!

I mean, there's still castle's on earth, some even in America, but I've never been, so I wouldn't know.

"Anyway, can I ask what I'm doing here? I know its to talk, but.. I was in a medical room, when I dozed off..." I ask, leaving the rest of the question to Interpretation.

"Oh, yes, you were teleported here" She answered, as she lowered her tea, and picked up a clipboard with several sheets of paper clipped onto it.

With her magic. I should probably learn that stuff quickly, looks like it's a common attribute around here.

"Now, about what I wanted to speak to you about -" Celestia began to say, before I interrupted her.

"Lunas lying"

...

"About what?"

"Nothing don't worry about it, what are those notes there?" I asked her, gesturing to the clipboard.

"These are the results of the tests we ran on you" She answered.

"Tests? You did then while I was asleep? That is fu-"

"Would you have acted difficult during the tests?" Celestia said, interrupting me.

"N- no, but-"

"You must remember, your appearance, both in your physical, and arrival, are odd to say the least. You may say that you weren't going to pose a problem for the doctors, but I just couldn't know. You do act somewhat.. eccentric"

I nodded, slowly.

"Ok. So what the test say?"

Celestia quickly went through the results, before looking back at me.

"Before I tell you that, can you give me some more insight about yourself?"

"As in?"

"What is your name?" Celestia asked, glancing back clipboard for a second, almost as if she was reading questions off of it.

"It's Micheal, I already told you"

Celestia nodded.

"Do you know who I am?"

"Your Celestia"

She nodded again, before pointing to herself with one of her hoofs.

"Who am I, to you?"

"You? Your my sister man" I said, as she looked back the clipboard.

"The tests say just that, They came back, labeling you as my older twin" Celestia started to say, as she then pointed to my forehead.

"They also say that your brain has only developed to that of a young adult" She finished.

"That's kinda true, I'm actually twenty" I say.

In reality I'm sixteen, but I feel like if im gonna do the mission that the disembodied voice gave me, I'm gonna need to be an adult.

"Y- your twenty?" Celestia asked, seemingly not believing me.

"Yes"

...

"Are you sure?"

"Uh, yes?"

Celestia went into thought for a moment, thinking of what to ask next.

"Luna told me that you mentioned fighting the Nazis, can you elaborate on that?" She asked.

"Oh that? They were the enemy army I fought during the war"

"War? Your a veteran?"

"Yes"

"In what war? I can tell you I've lived a relatively long life, and I've never heard of these, Nazis"

"It was called world war two, I guess I was in a coma or something, since nobody I've spoken too seems to remember it, kinda surprising honestly" I said, stroking my chin with one of my front hoofs.

"You believe that you were in a coma?"

"Yah, that must be what happened to me"

...

"Can you tell me what is the last thing you remember? Before this, coma"

I thought about it for a second...

"It was the day Berlin fell" I said as I started leaning closer towards Celestia.

"It was supposed to be the last day of the war, you know, once the city fell, Germany would surrender" I continued, waving my hoofs around as I told the tale.

Celestia seemed to be paying attention, hopefully she buys it.

"I remember I was with my platoon, we were going towards a tall building, to place the flag at, before suddenly" I continued, leaning in even closer, as celestia also leaned in, seemingly captured by the story.

"Boom!!" I exclaimed, emphasizing with my legs the explosion, as me and Celestia both leaned back.

"I huge explosion went off and then, nothing, I blacked out" I finished, lowering my hoofs to the floor.

"Hm, and you believe this resulted in your coma?" Celestia asked.

"Yeah"

Celestia went into thought again, before speaking.

"I think I know what may have happened to you, Micheal, but I wont be able to explain it to you just now, as I regretebbly need to cut this talk short" Celestia said as she started to stand up.

"Again? What's up with you needing to cut meetings short bruh?" I asked.

"I know, and I apologize, but I still need to attend to a few things, I am preparing a celebration after all" Celestia started to say as she headed to the door, wich was at the other side of the room.

"But now I know that you are no threat, you are seemingly in fact, family" She continued as she opened the door with her magic.

"So feel free to explore the castle as much as you like, and get used to this new world and time you are in.. sister" She finished as she exited the room.

I sat there for a moment, thinking on what to do.

Think I'm just gonna see if I can go back to sleep, hopefully talk to disembodied voice some more

I position myself like I'm a cat, and close my eyes.

Seems like celestia believes my story, that's good, very good.

Author's Note

In Celestias eyes, she believes that Micheal was trapped with a spell, similar to nightmare moon being sent to the moon, but different.

And the only reason Michael isn't dead, is because she's an alicorn.

Apologies if this chapter seems repetitive to 7. I promise more stuff will happen later bro, I swear. 🙏👌

Chapter 10

"you believe her?! Surely you can't be serious!" Luna exclaimed as she lightly stomped her hoof on Celestias desk.

"I believe what the professionals tell me Luna, as well as the tests. They both tell me, as improbable as it may seem, that Micheal is my sister, and in turn, yours as well" Celestia said, earning an irritated groan from the lunar alicorn.

"There must be a mistake, there can be no way she could be a relative of ours!" Luna started to say as celestia read through some documents needed to be signed.

"And where did she even come from?! Why is she a, copy of you?! And what is this war and America she keeps mentioning?! I do not trust her sister, and frankly, neither should you" Luna continued, as she began pacing around the office.

"How can you be so lenient with her? Have you seen the way she acts? From what I've been learning ever since my return from the moon, that is not how ponies act in modern times!" Luna continued.

Again, Luna lightly stomped her hoof on Celestias desk, forcing the attention of her sister onto her.

"Don't you find it, the least bit strange?" Luna finished.

Celestia sighed before responding.

"I find it weird as well Luna, her sudden appearance did seem odd, especially at a time like this, but, I believe there is a reason for everything, including things I cannot or didn't foresee" Celestia began.

"I will give her a chance, so far, she hasn't proven to be a threat to any pony, and as far as I'm concerned, she just seems, confused. Similar to you, when you returned" Celestia continued.

Luna felt, conflicted by that statement.

Even if Micheal was confused, and in fact her sister, why did she, explode like that with her?

No normal pony would just freak out like that at the beginning of an aggressive interrogation.

Nervous, yes. Defensive, maybe, but using the royal Canterlot voice?! A bit much, no?

...

"Luna?"

Celestias voice broke in through lunas ongoing thoughts.

"Hm? ... Very well, I shall give her a chance, if only for the values of friendship that have become so popular during my absence" Luna said as she headed for the door.

"Where is she now?" Luna asked, looking back at Celestia.

"If she isn't still in my reading room, I would assume she is out exploring the castle" Celestia answered.

Luna nodded, before speaking again.

"And what of twilight? When will her celebration be?"

"Hopefully, next week, once the preparations are complete"

"Will Micheal be innagruated as well?"

"Of course, she is an alicorn after all, that does make her a ruler of Equestria, Micheal needs to be instated"

"And are we sure that is a good idea?"

"She won't have power over many of Equestria's assets, at least not until she's been properly educated in the way of politics" Celestia started to say.

"Don't worry Luna, I'll see to it that micheal's behavior will be kept in check, at least as much as I can" Celestia finished, trying to be reassuring.

Luna left the room with a sigh.

"Yoo, disembodied voice, you here?" I ask, as I aimlessly walk through the dream Walmart.

"Yes, I'm here. How did the talk with Celestia go? your cover wasn't broken already was it?"

"Na"

"Good, you aren't entirely a failure" The voice says, with what sounds like relief.

"Your an asshole, you know that?"

"And your a lying piece of shit, you know that?" The voice retorts.

"What the- where did that come from?!"

"Why are you telling every pony your a veteran? That's not true at all!"

"Yeah I know" I say with an eye roll.

"The mission I have given you is simple, just advance my country with your human technology! There is no reason to be spreading this misinformation about yourself! Do you think this is a game?!"

"Simple?? Your tripping bruh" I started to say, as I pointed one of my hoofs towards the roof.

I'm just assuming this bozo is up there.

"If it's so easy, why don't you do it?!.. Wait, yeah why don't you just do it? Why am I even here? What the fuck?"

"I can't, for several reasons I won't explain to you right now, just know that I used the last of my magic to bring you here"

"Ok, well listen wizardy wizard, I appreciate that you picked me, really I do, but why didn't you get like, my dad? He's the governor of Arizona! He knows more about government than I do"

"Believe me, I would have, you weren't even in the list of potential candidates, but alas, we need to deal with it"

"Dam, why you kicking me in the balls like that?"

"You don't have those anymore"

...

"Fuck, your right".. I say somberly.

No wonder I didn't get any boners, I don't have a goddam dick anymore!!

How did I even forget that? Am I tweaking?

After a deep breath, I continue speaking.

"Ok, so, back to the mission, even though I'll gladly mold this country to my own red, white, and blue liking, I don't actually know a lot about weapon manufacturing, politics, ehh, nothin like that. I was still in highschool before you yanked me"

"I can see that, not to worry, there are some spells, made by yours truly, that will help you with this endeavor"

"Oh, great! Where they at?"

"They are hidden in the Canterlot archives, specifically the starswirl wing"

"Noted. Anything else?"

"For now? No, just try to practice your magic, and speak to me again once you've located the archives, I'll help you from there"

"Oh, ok. I'm gonna go wake up then, prick" I say as I do just that.

...

...

I crack open my eyes.

Alright, I'm still in that cozy room.

Standing up, I stretch the best I can with this horse body.

I notice my wavy ahh hair.. mane is kind of disheveled.

Nothing I can do.

"The guy said Canterlot archives right? Guess that's my first objective" I say out loud as I head towards the door.

If the voice didn't want me to treat this like a game, why the hell would he give me an adjective like I'm in a Zelda game?

Who knows.

I reach the door. Only to find it closed!

I know that's what doors do, but I can't open them!

Hmm.

"Maybe I can get some practice in right now" I say, as I poke my horn.

Les see, just uh..

"Open sesame!"

...

No glowing.

Shit.

Author's Note

https://youtu.be/TSAootmvTvs?si=nRSSIBb8QLQGG-If

Chapter 11

.....

"This is so retarded bro" I say out loud, while I pace around the room.

How could it not be? I'm stuck in a room because I can't open the unlocked door.

My stupid ass horn won't magic, and the ponies here consider themselves humans or something, considering most if not all the stuff I've seen of this place is made for, humans.

"Sigh

...

I walk around some more, trying, and failing to get my horn to glow

"C'mon!" I exclaimed as I focused on the door.

Maybe if I just pour my heart and soul into trying to open this god-damned door...

"C'mon!" I exclaimed again.

It's a fuckin door! How am I supposed to rule a country if I can't open a door!!

"C'mon you son of a!!!" I scream as I suddenly yank open the door!

Off it's, hinges.

...

"Oh, crap" I say as I try to think of what to do next.

Ok, my horn is glowing, door is floating, can I move it?

'Micheal proceeds to move the door, left, right, up, and down, before deactivating her magic and dropping it to the floor.

"Im literally a magical unicorn, can this get any weirder?" I say out loud as I walk out of the room into a hallway.

For flash sentry, becoming a Canterlot castle guard was the highlight of not only his career, but his life!

He was proud of himself, as was his family, and his pay was good.

Sure, even though most of the time guards didn't really do anything, there were times when he was reminded of his title, mainly discords return and the changeling attack.

But it was fine, he knew what he was getting into when he signed the contract.

Not only that, he was getting a promotion!

He was pretty sure about it, I mean they told him he would be transferred to guard the crystal empire, and he's never heard of such a place.

Flash sentry was certainly one happy pegasus.

"Oi!!" A voice rang out, catching said pegasus attention.

Mainly because it was the voice of princess Celestia.

Flash looked to his left, where the voice came from.

Low and behold, there she was, waving at him.

There were a few details that were different about her, but flash didn't pay attention to them, as his focus was on the princess of Equestria, currently approaching him.

"Hey you!" She exclaimed.

Flash looked around him, not seeing any other guards or ponies the princess could be speaking to.

"You deaf or something?" The princess asked, as she finished her journey, and was now towering over him.

Now fully aware that the princess was infact speaking to him, and he hasn't responding back, flash tensed up, and began trying to act professionally, as best he could.

"N- not at all princess" He said, to Celestias confusion.

"Princess? Oh, right. listen, uhhh" She began, waiting for the pegasus's name.

"Flash, flash sentry"

"Crazy name. Anyway, listen flash, I'm not princess Celestia, I'm her twin sister, you can refer to me as.. President Celestia" She said, proudly.

Flash was confused, Celestia had a twin sister? Since when?!

"And you, my yellow fellow, are going to be the first, American citizen!" She said, pointing her hoof at him.

"Wha- ok?.. But I thought we were Equestrians?" Flash asked, receiving a blank face from the President.

"Hell nah bruh, we are Americans! We're better!" Celestia said.

Flash was again, confused.

If this alicorn was truly Celestias sister, why wouldn't she be fiercely dedicated to Equestria? What the hay even is America? He's never heard of that place either.

But then again, she did say Americans were better.

"Um, ok! Sure I'll be an American"

"Good, first, you have to pledge your allegiance to my country" Celestia said as she raised one of her front hoofs, motioning flash to do the same.

"Repeat after me" She said as they both began speaking.

"I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United States of America"

"And to the republic for Wich it stands, one nation under god, indivisible with liberty, and justice for all" They both finished.

Flash couldn't help but smile, it was a pretty good pledge.

"Bam! You an American now!.. well, not really, you still need a citizenship, id, social, actually know American culture, and a whole bunch of other shit but eh, it's a start" Celestia said with a shrug.

Flash needed go do a double take after hearing that word.

"So, what now?" He asked.

"Now? Well I have to see what I'm working with, so how about you show me around the place? I'll probably just get lost again anyway" She responded.

"Oh, ok, well, follow me then?" Flash said, motioning Celestia to follow him.

He was still kind of iffy about this whole, American thing, but hey, if it turned out that this alicorn was the next big villain, then he can use the mind control card.

He would try to uphold his duty of guard, but when it's only him? Not a chance he could do anything.

Maybe he could try and find out her motive?

But she hasn't done anything evil.

...

Flash sentry was certainly, one confused American.

Author's Note

https://youtu.be/vIxFW85j4UE?si=nDIqOO0aHPj0cNrZ

I'm pretty sure flash only appeared in like two scenes during the eg movie. At least the pony version.

Speaking of, I'm currently trying to rewatch MLP, to try and get the personalities and everything right, but Netflix Mexico only has the first season and Netflix USA only has the first four.

There's eight 💀💀

https://youtu.be/Tw8OiHjDHH0?si=FcbzM4OWmMQNQPKZ

Micheal has his first American, with many more ta come.