Being a fangirl isn't easy. Sometimes the pony you idolize is cruel, ignorant, arrogant, or in some other way bearing a truly ugly personality. But just as unpleasantly, sometimes the pony you idolize might just be wrong about several different things of importance, such as art and romance.

If only Trenderhoof wasn't such a dunce when it came to appreciating the finer things in life, Rarity might find romancing him less of a struggle.

Such as her intimate areas.

Written for libertydude for the 2024 Summer Sin Celebration. Hopefully you're not too put out that I decided to make it a shitpost comedic - if you're disappointed with it, let me know and I'll understand.

Cover art came from 5000 hours in MSPaint.