Broadcast

by Scriblits Talo

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy, Random
Length: 1021

A Daily weather report goes horribly awry.

A story originally written entirely in the comment section of a story that did not explode, a Canterlot Weather report has its wires crossed with the web and horrible things began to happen.

Special thanks to my friend PsedudoBob Delightsus whos hard work was the true inspiration for this story.

Published for the 1000 words Contest 3

Published 2024-07-09 21:10:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-07-09 21:10:00 UTC

Introduction

Dear reader, I don't want to be a bother but, I fear something must be said… I have found something strange on the radio waves. If you tune your dial to just the right frequency, and stand on your head just so, you can find the station I am referring to.

This, this is impossible, isn't it?... please tell me I'm crazy, that you don't hear this too

I wonder if maybe the ether has somehow has its wires crossed someway with an Equestrian Broadcast… Worse yet… well just see for yourself.

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Hello Every-Pony
Your Canterlot Weather:
30°C feels like 30
Wind at 12 Km/h from the South- South East
2% Precipitation
Humidity 71%
Dew point at 24
Pressure at 1010mb
Visibility is Excellent mostly clear with 22% Cloud cover.
Heat Advisory is still in effect
Mostly clear, nearest rain is 81 Km away
Celestia will raise the sun at 6:01 Am
She will lower at 20:30 Pm
She would like to apologize for the late sunrise this previous morning, rumor is she partied too hard last night and had to sleep in .
Princess Luna will Raise the moon at 6:18 am she will lower it at 21:35
She reports nightmares to still be on the rise, although she says this may not have anything to do with the non exploding story.
S.M.I.L.E would like to ask every-pony to remain calm, however they would like to ask that that please stay inside, as they have lost track of the bugbear, I repeat the bugbear is no longer in the corner!
If you see the bugbear please let us know, they say.
threat of stamped is imitate today especially among our viewers.

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Your Daily Canterlot Weather:
30°C
Mostly Cloudy
Wind 8 KMPh West by North West
Visibility 14km
Pressure 1016mb
Dew point 27°
Precipitation is 34%
Princess Celestiea will raise the sun at 6:01
She will lower at 20:30
Princes Luna will raise the moon at 7:23
She will lower the moon at 22:11
Something is very wrong... and I'm not talking about the weather... I, I think I'm trapped.
Somepony help me.
Weather station at 2300 Main Street Ave Canterlot
I repeat
Weather station at 2300 Main Street Ave Canterlot
Bugbear is still on the loose
Nightmares are at an all time high.

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Good Morning/Afternoon/ Evening Mares and Gental Colts
The Weather in Canterlot this Evening:
6°C Clear Feels like 3°C
Clear Skies, Low of 4°C
Air quality is mild at 55
Wind from the Southwest at 4.3 Knots
Precipitation at 0%
Princess Celestia will raise the sun at approximately 5:34
and lowering it at 21:34
Princess Luna will raise the moon at 2:23
and lowering at 18:55
She reports nightmare traffic to be moderate for the last few nights.
It seems everypony is resting easy knowing the story probably truly will never explode
Best Wishes from your least favorite stand- in Whether Pony _Chimes

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Hello Every Ponie!
The Canterlot Weather Today:

25°C
Feels like 27°
High today of 25°
Low tonight of 8°
Mostly Sunny skies , cloud buckers will be out in force,
chance of precipitation at 23%
Gentle Breeze from the west at 9.5 Knots
Good Visibility at 9.9 mi
Dew Point is -8.3°
The S.M.I.L.E has issued a special notice for all ponies to ignore the Bugbear in the corner.

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Greetings
Your Canterlot weather:
25 degrees C
Mostly clear feels like 26
High of 35
Low tonight of 25
Wind from the south at 6 Knots
14% chance of precipitation
Humidity at 78%
Dewpoint 21
Princes Celestia has put a heat advisory in effect from 13:59 to 20:00
She will raise the sun at 06:00
She will lower at 20:31
Princess Luna Reports a greater number of nightmares in the last few nights, perhaps due to rumors that the story will in fact explode despite it being an apparent dud.
She will raise the moon at 05:16 she will lower the moon at 20:50
S.M.I.L.E still asks that everypony please continue to ignore the bugbear in the corner.

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Good Morning Every Pony
Your daily Canterlot Weather:
25 C
mostly Cloudy
feels like 26
Scattered light rain showers are expected. The high will reach 30
Wind at 8km/h from the SSE
Visibility very good at 12 Km
Pressure at 1015 mb
Dew point 22
Light showers expected with precipitation at 60%
Princess Celestia will raise the sun at 6;01 am, she will lower at 20:30
Princesses Luna will raise the moon at 7:23 She will lower at 22:11
Nightmares are still on the rise and the bugbear is still loose.

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Your Daily Canterlot Weather
26°C
Wind: 4 KMPH
Humidity: 79%
Visibility: 15Km
Pressure 1016 mb
Dew point 22°
Cloud Cover 4%
Wind from the S 4 Km/h with gusts up to 17
Princess Celestea will be raising the sun at 6:02 she will be lowering at 20:29
Princess Luna will be lowering the moon at 23:08

Bugbear is still on the loose, seven homes have been destroyed nightmares are in an all time high!
I, I don't know if I can go on much longer, somepony help me, I'm trapped, 2300 Main Street Ave Canterlot.
Please Help!!

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Your Daily Zephyr Heights weather:

A balmy 13°C
Mostly Sunny
winds at 6KMPH
Humidity:64%
Mostly Clear with cloud cover at 35%
Wind from the NNE at 6 Km/h
Wind Chime is that you?!... are you ok?

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Your Daily Canterlot Weather:

35°C

Wind : 9 km/h

… Why do I even bother… Its so dark in here… I can’t find the light switch, its … cold and dark. Im scared… I don’t know if I can keep this up.

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Don’t worry, I'm on my way! DON'T GIVE UP HOPE!
I apologize to the usual listeners. I will not be able to report any-time soon, I have to help my friend!

What are you doing? You can't just…

BANG!,
Thud!

OH NO! I'm sorry, I'm sorry I didn't mean to...

Are you ok...are you breathing?, say something.... say anything!