How did it come to this? Really? How did I, Octavia Harmonious, famed classical musician, become reduced to nothing but a broke, washed up has-been? How did I become nothing but a stain in the rug after being loved and adored for so long? I used to play in the Royal Symphony for the princess herself! I used to be the one who set the standard for classical music all over Equestria! What happened you ask? Vinyl Scratch happened. The bloody bint with her so called 'music' just pushed me right out of the spotlight! It's all about this modern day 'dubstep' or whatever. It all sounds like rubbish to me. I wish the mare would just burn in Tartarus.

However, to my utter misfortune, the crazy mare had this weird notion to try to make it all up to me. So she gave me a place to stay. To be honest, it's actually worse than the slum I was previously living in…