Shattered

A minute later, you and Twilight met up back at Sugarcube Corner.

"So, I spoke to Dashie and Applejack." You said.

"Great. I spoke to Fluttershy and Rarity." Twilight replied, taking a sip of wine.

You nodded. "Good. Did they swear secrecy?"

"Yes. Fluttershy and Rarity both did. Did Rainbow Dash and Applejack swear secrecy?"

"Yep. They did." You said, then drank a whole gallon of soda in one gulp.

Twilight facehooves. "Pinkie, that soda was supposed to last for at least a few days."

"Oops." You replied, chuckling awkwardly.

You hear a chuckle. "I think it's cute, how you drank the soda so very quickly."

You turned around. Moonstone. "Dude! Stop creeping up on ponies like that!" You exclaimed.

"Hehe, sorry. Can't help it." He replied, taking a drug.

Twilight sighed. "Alright, spill. What are the drugs for?"

"Antidepressants." He replied, yawning.

"So, uh, is tiredness a symptom of antidepressants?" You ask.

"Nope." Then he slapped himself awake. He read the label. "Darn! Benzodiazepine! Somepony must've switched the pills!" He exclaimed.

Twilight gasped. "Benzodiazepine?!"

"Um... just wondering. What is benzodiazepine?" You asked.

"A sleeping drug. A powerful one." Twilight explained.

"Ooooh. That's bad." You reply.

Twilight nods. "Very bad." She turns to Moonstone. "I swear to Celestia, if you have an overdose and die on me, I'm gonna kick your flank in the afterlife."

Moonstone chuckled. "Well, it's a good thing I don't ever overdose." And then he fell asleep. While sleeping, he slapped himself awake. "And whenever I fall asleep due..." He fell asleep again, then slapped himself awake again. "...to unnatural methods..." He fell asleep again. Then he slapped himself awake. Again. It was kinda funny, or at least you thought so. "...of sleep, I automatically slap..." and he fell asleep again, then slapped himself awake yet again. You almost laughed. "...myself awake." He notices your amusement. "I'm sorry. Was that funny to you?"

You laugh. "Kinda, yeah."

He nods. "Well, glad someone's getting some entertainment out of that."