The popcorn is popping! The drinks are drinking! The movie is movieing! What can go wrong!?

by DATONETWIxDASHFAN

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Profanity, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 5866

Everything, as Dash wants this movie night with Twilight to be perfect!

Everything! Dash keeps having problems as she wants this movie night with Twilight to be super special for her!
It will have the Sex tag, but nothing is shown/written when it happens.

Published 2024-07-24 05:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-07-24 05:20:00 UTC

Let's Get This Date Started!

"What do you mean movie night is canceled?" shouted Rainbow Dash, getting up from cloud bed and putting her phone on speaker.

All her friends were on a Discord call on her screen, discussing what they would do that night. They had initially planned a movie night, but that was quickly changed to a game night. That movie night idea was just thrown out the window.

"I mean, it's canceled, Dash. What's the big deal?" AJ asked as the sounds of her doing farm work could be heard.

"Yes, darling. Why are you so upset about plans changing?" said Rarity. "Besides, nothing has really changed. We are still going to hang out, nevertheless."

Dash groaned loudly as she sat in her computer chair and spun around it, pissed her friends were canceling on her idea. She had looked forward to this ever since she made the plan a few weeks ago, and now the plan was being thrown away because someone had decided to buy the latest hot board game on the market, 100% Orange Juice.

"Guys! We've had this planned for almost a few weeks! The movie was my choice too! I've been dying to show you this cool movie!" Rainbow Dash shouted as she stopped spinning in her chair and reached for a VHS on her desk. "It's old school too! I heard it was the shit back in the old days! How am I supposed to get my fill of old-school films when my own friends won't watch them with me!?"

The girls were quiet as Rainbow Dash went on a small rant about how she couldn't even watch it alone because she needed the group experience. This made the others sigh slightly, and Pinkie Pie started giggling.

"You could always watch it alone, Rainbow Dash. I don't think any of us will mind."

Fluttershy spoke, but to this day, no one could tell if her mic was damaged or if she always whispered when she spoke into it.
"Pinkie is right! You should be able to watch the film alone, Rainbow Dash."

Rainbow Dash, who had to put her ear up close to the phone, rolled her eyes as Fluutershy said that, not at all happy.

"Yeah, I know I could, but it won't be the same without you guys!" Dash just sighed and finally gave up on fighting. "Whatever. Is it the same time for game night?"

Her friends quickly agreed on the time and soon hung up. Rainbow Dash was still sitting in her chair, frowning as she looked at her VHS and then her phone.

"Why are they such downers?"

She sighed again and was about to get up when her phone got a text. She looked at the screen and could see it came from Twilight. She remembered now that since Twilight became the Princess of Friendship, she'd been pretty busy and couldn't join the group call, but Dash remembered her texting in the group chat.

Dash read out the text: "Rainbow, don't be too upset about this. If you still want to, I can join you in watching the movie next week. Is that okay with you?"

"I guess it is better than nothing," Dash said aloud.

She typed her reply and put the phone down. Then, she grabbed the VHS and balanced it on her finger.

"So, a movie night with just Twilight and me. All alone..." she kept balancing it. "All alone in my house, at night..." Dash's cheeks started to turn red as she slowly realized it. "Twilight, and me...alone. Alone. Alone!"

Dash jumped out of her chair and tossed the VHS in the air. It was heading straight for the floor and was going to break, but luckily, she caught it. She rolled on her back and hid her blushing face with the tape.

"Why am I freaking out!? This isn't a freaking date! So why do I feel so embarrassed?! This is stupid!"

She just lay there, saying nothing as her thoughts started to drift.

"It is nice of her to offer to watch it with me, though."

Dash sat up and held the VHS in front of her. She had been excited about movie night...but now she was even more excited about the new plans.

"Maybe this will be fun after all. Just us...alone."

She suddenly heard her phone going off and realized Twilight replied to her text. Dash quickly hurried to her desk but tripped and landed face-first into her desk drawer, hurting her nose.

"Fuck, that hurt," she said as she grabbed her phone and read the text.

"Oh, good, that's a relief! I am happy you wanted to spend time with me! See you then!"

She smiled as she read the text and replied. She didn't think this would be so bad after all.

"No problem, Twi! I can't wait for our date next week!" Dash sent the text and tossed her phone over her shoulder, which she knew would land on her bed...only for her eyes to shoot open and jump after it. Landing in her bed, blushing hard. "DID I JUST TYPE DATE? WHY WOULD I TYPE THAT!?"

Dash started to write a long text about how she didn't mean to say date, but her phone pinged again, and she quickly looked at the text, only to let out a massive sigh of relief.

"Thanks, Dash. I can't wait either. See you then."

She was relieved that Twilight didn't misunderstand her words.

"Close one..."

Dash lay there in her bed, looking at the text, and her relief became somewhat annoyed at Twilight.

"Wow, Twilight, that was a lame response; what if I really did ask you on a date? That would be a horrible reply."

She tossed the phone aside and just stared at the ceiling.

"This will be a lot of fun. Just me and Twi. Alone."

Rainbow Dash's mind started to wander as the thought of Twilight came into her mind.

"I hope we can watch it soon."

She turned onto her stomach and hugged a pillow, blushing at her own thoughts.

"I'm going to enjoy it."

A week later

Dash was watching TV in her living room, in her underwear like always, flipping the channels. Nothing was really catching her eye until her phone started to ring. She lazily looked for it, as it was somewhere underneath her.

"Where did I put that damn thing?"

After a few seconds of searching, she finally found it: Twilight was calling her. Dash smiled and answered.

"Hey, Twi! What's up?"

"Hello, Rainbow Dash! Just letting you know I'm arriving in Ponyville soon!"

Dash scratched her butt, not really paying attention to what Twilight was saying.

"Uh-huh. Cool. You got big plans in town this week?"

Dash could hear Twilight sighing on the other end.

"...Dash?"

"Yeah?" answered the lazy pegasus, still scratching her butt.

"Rainbow Dash, did you forget our movie night? After we agr-"

Dash screamed as she fell out of the couch, making the phone spin in the air. Before it could fall, she grabbed it and quickly stood up, blushing.

"W-What!? No, no! I was joking!" she lied. "Of course, I remembered!"

Dash could hear Twilight let out a relieved sigh.

"That's good to hear, Rainbow Dash. I'm on my way to your place soon. I say..." Dash looked around her living room, seeing how messy it was. "About in a half hour! I want to stop by the School of Friendship. Starlight has something for me. See you soon!"

Dash was picking up her trash and held her phone between her neck and shoulder, not listening again.

"Yeah, yeah! Sure, sure! See you soon for our date!"

She quickly cringed as she realized she had spoken to Twilight again, but this time, over the phone rather than by text.

"OUR MOVIE DATE! NOT A ROMANCE DATE! NOPE!" Dash punched herself in the face, hoping that would make her shut up, but she couldn't. "WE ARE JUST FRIENDS GOING TO WATCH AN OLD MOVIE! AND HAVE FUN! NOTHING ROMANCE ABOUT THAT! JUST THE TWO OF US! ALONE!"

"What? Sorry Rainbow, this asshole cut me off!" Dash's heartbeat as she could hear Twilight screaming at someone over the phone. "I'M THE PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP ASSHOLE! I HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY! ALWAYS!" Dash always liked this side of Twilight, who was a sky rage flyer. She loved hearing Twilight swearing and abusing her power. "Sorry, Dash, what were you saying before." Dash could hear Twilight moving her face away from the phone. "BEFORE THIS ASSHOLE CUT ME OFF! YEAH BUDDY! I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU!"

"Oh, I was saying that..." Dash was happy that Twilight didn't hear the stupid things she said to her. She smiled as she continued to clean the living room. "I can't wait to see you on our date."

Dash did a facepalm as she cursed her brain for letting those words escape her mouth again.

"Sure, I can't wait too, Dash." Twilight giggled on the other end. "Oh, before I forget, I got us some snacks! The super expensive snacks from that shop that Rarity suggested to me! I heard they are so good! I'm sure you'll like them too! See ya!"

"See ya soon, Twi! Love ya!"

"Wh-"

Without a second thought, Dash tossed her phone into the wall, breaking it as she couldn't believe her stupid brain made her say that!

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" Dash was running around the room, screaming at herself and slamming her fists against her head. "WHY CAN'T I SAY THE RIGHT THING?!"

She quickly tossed that thought out of her head and looked back at the pigsty she called home.

"Gotta get this cleaned fast before she sees this! Gotta impress her!"

She quickly cleaned the place, picked up trash, and put it in a bag. When the living room and the rest of the lower part of the downstairs rooms were cleaned, she needed to get the meals ready!

She entered her kitchen and searched for popcorn and the best soda she had. She took out the Dollar Tree ones she always used but tossed them back.

"No! No cheap shit tonight! Since this is Twilight, who's a princess and a smoking hot one! Only the best for her!"

Dash pulled out the Family Dollar ones instead and placed the popcorn in the microwave. While she set the can of soda on a tray, she quickly flew into the room, came back to the living room with the movie, and put it into the VHS player, nodding as everything was going well.

"The popcorn is popping! The drinks are drinking! The movie is movieing!" she clapped her hands together. "This is going better than I expected! Now I gotta-huh?" Dash suddenly could smell something burning and was coming from the kitchen. "Oh fuck!"

She flew into the kitchen, only to find that the microwave was smoking and was on fire.

"SHIT!"

She grabbed the can of soda and started to put out the fire, screaming as it got bigger and the microwave burned. She didn't know what to do, but an idea came into her head.

"BRAIN BLAST!"

She made a hole in the cloud floor and pushed the burning microwave into it. Then she patched it back up and nodded, happy with herself.

"Well, I no longer have a microwave, but no harm done." As she said that, a faint glow of orange could be seen from her window. "But man, I don't want to use the cheap shit for Twilight...maybe I should..." Dash gulped loudly and faced the readers. "COOK!?'

Dash went and returned from her bedroom and looking something on her laptop.

"Maybe Noogle can help?"

She typed in what meals should be done for a movie night together with...

"F-Friends?"

She typed in girlfriend, and before she could backspace it, she pressed enter and was taken to a website.

"Pony Food for a romantic movie night! Your girlfriend will love this!"

Dash blushed as she saw photos of the reviews. In them, couples were holding hands while the movie played in the background. There was a romantic setup between the lovers, candles, and a five-star-looking meal.

"This will never work..."

Dash retyped in the exact words but with cheap at the start.

"Cheap food for a movie night with your girlfriend because you are fucking broke."

She read the top reviews and nodded.

"That should work! Finger sandwiches! Easy, cheap, and fast!"

Dash quickly got out her bread, dashed toward the fridge, and opened it...only to find it empty as a fly flew out. There was some cheese, though.

"I forgot to buy food." She eyed the trash, which was filled with takeout food. She sighed. She grabbed the cheese, set it next to the bread, returned to the fridge, and checked the bottom shelf. She pulled out a box and nodded. "Thank God I still got these."

She opened the box and was happy to see fresh strawberries.

"The site also said something about strawberries and chocolate?"

Dash quickly grabbed the bag of chocolates from her cupboard and placed them on the table. She quickly put the bread on a plate and searched the cabinets for something.

"Can't make finger sandwiches, but I can make flatbread pizza! The cheap ass kind!"

She quickly found what she was looking for, opened the pizza sauce, poured it on the bread, and topped it with cheese. She then placed it in her oven and set the timer.

"Easy, cheap, and quick! Like me!" She paused. "Wait..."

Dash returned to the counter and poured the chocolate and strawberries into a bowl. She nodded.

"I think that's what the site meant by chocolate strawberries." It wasn't.

Dash was about to check the site when she smelled something nasty. She thought it was coming from the trash can, but the smell was too close to be it...that's when it hit her. She smelled herself and quickly realized the reason for the bad smell.

"FUCK! I haven't showered since yesterday! And I'm wearing the same underwear as well!"

Dash quickly flew toward her bedroom, where her bathroom was, and closed the door. She got naked, got into the shower, and started cleaning herself while whistling.

"Doo doo doo~! This is going to be the best night ever! Twilight and I are going to have fun! And if I'm lucky, she'll like my cooking, and I can impress her, and she'll kiss me!"

Dash could picture it now! Twilight is impressed by how Dash made their not date such a romantic and wonderful time. Dash could even see her blushing and smiling, as she is timid. Twilight would lay on her back and reach out to her, wanting Dash to take her and...

Thud

Dash quickly snapped out of her lewd thoughts and realized her wings were standing up, all stiff. Hitting the glass door and cloud wall. She tried to push them down, but they refused to listen, and she could feel her blood rushing down her body, straight to her privates.

"Come on! Not now!"

Her wings kept growing more stiff as the images of Twilight kept appearing in her mind.

"Twi..." whispered Dash as she started reaching below her waist. As her hand got closer, the more vivid the images got. "Twi...Twilight!"

As her hand was close enough, she could picture Twilight reaching out to her, blushing as she smiled. Naked and...

Beep

Dash pulled her hand up and looked around. "Huh!? What!?" She stopped, realizing the oven's timer was beeping. "Shit! The food is done!" She opened the shower door but found herself having a weird problem. "Come on!"

Dash's wings were still standing. Because of that, they hit the doorway, stopping her from leaving.

"Why did you have to grow, you stupid wings!?"

She wanted to wait it out so they would go soft again, but she didn't want the food to burn, and she didn't want to toss out her oven. She tried to pull them down, but they were hard as a rock.

"DAMN IT!"

With much effort and thinking about a naked Granny Smith, Dash pulled them down and rushed to the kitchen. She sighed with relief as she saw the food was not burnt. She took it out and let it cool off on the plate with the bowl of chocolate and strawberries. She brought it to the living room and set it on the coffee table.

"Meal is mealing! The snacks are snacking! The movie is movieing!" she said, clapping her hands again. "Everything is perfect!"

Just as she said that her doorbell rang. She rushed to the door and opened it, only to be amazed.

"Twi!"

Dash looked up, still amazed at how tall Twilight had grown over the years. She was going to ask how flight over here was when she noticed Twilight was on the phone and had her back to her.

"Twi?"

"Yes, there's a big fire down below! Huh?" Twilight didn't turn around but answered her as she placed her hand over the cell phone. "Oh, sorry, Dash, but I called the fire department. There seems to be a huge fire down below!"

Dash gulped as she saw the growing orange and yellow lights reflecting on the edge of her cloud yard. "W-wow, how could that have happened?" she nervously chucked and wiped her sweat from her brow.

"Yeah, weird...it's getting bigger, and the firefighters aren't here yet..." Dash's heart was pounding against her chest. "Sorry, I need to talk to the dispatcher on the line," said Twilight, not once looking at her.

Dash said it was cool and understood. She tugged her collar and nervously laughed...only to stop and realize something. There was nothing to tug.

"...no..."

Dash looked down and realized she was butt naked and forgot to change after showering.

"EEEK!"

Twilight heard the cute sound and turned to Dash.

"You oka-"

Dash slammed the door and used her wings to cover herself. She heard knocking from the door, no doubt Twilight confused why she slammed the door.

"Hey, Dash, you ok?" asked Twilight from the other side of the door.

"J-Just peachy! Heh, heh, heh, just uh...got my...wing...stuck between the door and the frame!"

Twilight was confused, as she didn't see Dash's wing in the frame. Why would she close the door if that was the case? "Okay? Want me to help you? I could teleport in."

"NO!" screamed Dash, pushing the door hard against her back. I'M FINE! JUST GIVE A SECOND!" Pushing herself away from the door and racing to the bedroom in ten seconds flat, she grabbed what was closest to her without thinking, as she was in full panic mode.

"Dash? Hello?" asked Twilight as she knocked on the door again.

"J- Just a second!"

Dash rushed to the door, opening it and breathing heavily as she leaned on the frame, all cool. She looked up and saw Twilight looking down at her. Twilight was wearing her princess dress, as it seemed she didn't have time to change into her casual outfit like always. Dash needed to tease her for that.

"Hey, Twi, I thought you were coming to my house for a movie night, not for the royal ball."

Twilight rolled her eyes. "Ha ha ha." Dash loved it when she said that sarcastically. "Sorry, I didn't have time to change. It was a hectic day. Besides, aren't you too...?" Twilight couldn't hold her laughter. "Too casual for this get-together?"

Dash was puzzled at why Twilight said that. "What do you mean, Twi? I'm just wear-eeep!?" Dash looked down and saw she was wearing a long Wonderbolt t-shirt and nothing else...which made her realize she's going commando, which is why she made that cute eep. She quickly covered herself with her wings.

"Y-yeah, ha, ha, ha, this is just a new trendy look for me!" Looking at Twilight, Dash saw she was holding her phone to her chest. "And what is with the cell phone?"

Twilight chuckled. "Oh, you know, the princess duties can't go a day without checking on every little thing that's happening. You wouldn't believe what I deal with today."

snap

Dash's ears perked up when she heard something.

"What was that noi-"

Twilight lowered her head and quickly entered the home. Not letting the cute Pegasus finish.

"Anyway, I can't wait to watch that movie!"

Dash forgot the noise, and she smiled at her tall, courching friend.

"Glad you are excited!" When she saw the orange light, Dash was about to move from the doorway. "Oh, yeah, the fire."

"Huh? Yeah, what about the-argh!"

Dash quickly faced Twilight, fearing she was hurt, but Twilight just bumped her head on the cloud ceiling. Dash laughed as she shut the door as the firefighters arrived down below.

"Twilight, you are getting too tall in such a short time! I think you are almost taller than Celestia! Soon, you'll need a bigger castle if you get taller!"

"Ha, ha, very funny." Twilight deadpanned as she tried to couch herself to fit into the hallway.

Dash wanted to tease her some more, but she could see how much she struggled because of her size.

"Okay, hold on! I'll make the ceiling higher for ya!"

"That would be nice, tha-" Twilight was interrupted as her cell phone rang. "Hold on, the firefighter needs to speak with me."

"Ok, no worries," said Dash as she flew up to the ceiling and started pushing it up more. She leaned out her rear as she pushed the ceiling with her hands, which caused her shirt to ride up her stomach, showing a little bit of her bare behind. "I hope you can fit now, Twi!"

Twilight didn't answer. She was still on the phone and didn't notice the full blue moon behind her.

"Twi, is this good....e-enough..." Dash could feel a cool breeze hit her exposed ass and realized her ass was out and was sticking it out for Twilight to see. She quickly lowered her shirt and faced her, all red. She hoped she didn't see and looks like Lady Luck was on her side as Twilight was still looking away and talking on the phone.

"Close one..." Dash sighed and continued to make the ceiling higher while keeping her shirt down when she did.

After the phone call and being able to stand without hitting her head, Twilight and Dash headed to the living room. Dash hurried ahead and was going to bow to make fun of Twilight, but she remembered what happened before, so she just stood and reached her arms out to the couch.

"TA-DA! Welcome to your throne, my princess! Sit down and take a load off! Enjoy the flatbread pizza and snacks!"

Twilight shook her head at the lame teasing and sat down while Dash joined her. She looked at the flatbread pizza but was confused at what she saw.

"This isn't flatbread pizza? It's just melted cheese on toasted bread." She bit into it. "With pizza sauce?"

"Yep! Cheap flatbread pizza! Cheap and delicious! Like me!" Dash coughed as she realized what she said.

"Uh, right," Twilight said, not caring what Dash just said. She looked at the snack, chocolate, and strawberries mixed in the bowl. "Least you made a healthy snack...without ruining it."

"Hey! What's that supposed to mean!"

Twilight giggled. "Oh, come on, I'm just teasing you."

"I knew that! Ha, ha, ha..." blush Dash, looking away.

Twilight took her shoulder bag off, placed it on the floor, and took a few strawberries from the bowl and ate them.
"Thanks, Dash, for this. It's nice."

Dash blushed. "Y-You're welcome, Twi. Anything for you."

"Aw, thanks, that's so sweet." Twilight got more strawberries and ate them, making Dash's heart skip a beat. "So, what movie are we going to watch?"

"Well..."

Twilight got more comfortable as she leaned on her elbow and placed her cheek on her palm while putting her legs behind Dash. This caused Dash to blush as she felt Twilight's legs brushing against her.

"Sorry, Dash! I just needed to get more comfortable," apologized Twilight, who didn't notice Dash's blush.

"It's ok," said Dash, her voice cracking.

"So, what movie did you have in mind?" asked Twilight, her eyes shining with curiosity.

"A-An oldie but goodie!" Dash shuddered as she got up, hurried to the VHS player, and pressed play.

Twilight wondered what kind of movie it was as Dash returned to the couch and sat down. They watched as the TV screen flicked and buzzed as the movie was playing. It was like this for a few minutes, making Twilight question whether the tape was damaged or not.

"So...what's the name of the movie?"

Dash was gonna answer her when the flicker finally stopped, and on the screen was just an old-looking brick wall. The colors were black and white. The two kept watching, waiting for anything to happen, but nothing happened.

"Huh?" Twilight leaned forward, trying to make sense of this.

"D-Don't worry, I'm sure it's starting soon," Dash assured her as she looked at the screen, worried and confused at the same time.

"Are you sure it's the movie, or did you record over a random tape?"

Dash would answer when she saw a hand popping out of the well. Soon, an anthro mare with a very long black mane, wearing a long white sundress, crawled out of the well. Dash was more confused as she looked at the VHS cover.

"Odd...this is Space Jam?"

She looked back and saw the bare feet of a mare slowly walking to the camera, all creepy-like.

"...Dash, is this a horror movie?" asked Twilight, getting all scared.

Dash looked at her and, with the most confused face, answered, "No?"

"Then, why does it look like a horror movie?"

"Beats me?" Dash turned her head and looked at the screen, seeing the screen flicker with a ring symbol flashing between the flicker...until an arm shot out of the screen, causing Dash and Twilight to scream.

Soon, another arm popped out of the screen, and the weird, creepy mare body crawled out of the TV screen and stood in front of the two.

"DASH! DID YOU FOUND A CURSED TAPE!?" screamed Twilight, hiding behind the scared Pegasus. But she quickly shook her with great force in anger. "AGAIN!?"

"NO!" yelled Dash, her head shaking like a bobblehead.

"THEN WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!"

The strange mare looked at them, slowly walking toward them. Her long hair, hiding her face, slowly moved back to reveal her creepy, monstrous face.

"DASH DO SOMETHING!"

"WHAT CAN I DO!?"

"FIX IT!"

"HOW AM I GOING TO FIX THAT!?"

Twilight hid behind Dash harder now, crying. "I DON'T KNOW! YOU CREATED THIS MESS! NOW FIX IT!"

"OKAY!" Dash looked around; anything to use to fight the evil spirit or whatever this mare was? "Oh?" Dash saw the remote for the TV and picked it up. She just turned off the TV, and the creature just vanished. "Huh...didn't think that would work? Heh."

"...seriously?" Twilight got up behind Dash, dusted herself off, and gave her friend an annoyed glare.

Dash ignored Twilight and wondered about something. She turned on the TV, and by doing so, the creature returned. She had her back to them, scratching her head, wondering where her next victims went. She looked back and saw Twilight and Dash and was going to attack when Dash turned off the TV again, making the creature disappear once more.

"Welp, going to throw that VSH player out..." Dash dropped the remote on the floor and leaned forward with her hands on her face.

Twilight sighed with relief as the monster was gone. Twilight sat upright and wanted to yell at Dash, but...

"I'm sorry Twi..."

"Huh?" Twilight was surprised by the sadness and regret in Dash's voice.

"I didn't mean that to happen..." Dash started to cry. "I just wanted this night to be perfect, but it's ruined..."

Twilight felt awful now. "Dash, no...it's not ruined; I mean, it wasn't ruined until that happened. Bu-"

Dash stood up, tears in her eyes. "Even before that! So many things went wrong. For example, I wanted to make a great meal for you but couldn't! Other things went wrong as well!" She placed her hands back on her face, sobbing. "I just wanted our night to be super duper romantic, but I just keep messing up!"

"Huh? Romantic?" Twilight was confused by that.

"Yes!"

"Why?"

"Because!" Dash shouted as she put her back toward her.

"That's not an answer."

"Yes, it is!"

"No, it's not."

"YES, IT IS!"

"NO, IT'S NOT!"

"YES, IT'S..."

Dash was suddenly pulled into a hug by Twilight, her face filled with Twilight's chest.

"Dash, stop."

"Twi..."

"Just say it."

"Twi..."

"Come on."

"Twilight!" Dash looked up and saw Twilight's big purple eyes.

"Yes, Rainbow?"

Dash's cheeks were bright red, and her whole body was trembling. She looked down and then back at Twilight, and with a big inhale, she told her,

"I love you!"

"Wha-!" Twilight pretended to be surprised, causing Dash to pout. "Whoa! I'm shocked! Shock, I say!" Twilight shrugged as she smiled. "Well, not that shocked."

Dash pouted some more. "Yeah, yeah, laugh it up..."

"I'm not laughing," Twilight said, not laughing.

"But..."

"You want me to laugh? or..." Twilight leaned in, closer to Dash's face. "You want me to kiss you?"

Dash was going to respond but was too embarrassed. Instead, she just nodded and closed her eyes, expecting the kiss.

"Ok," Twilight said softly, leaning down and...

"HAHAHA!"

Dash opened her eyes, all mad, but Twilight's suddenly met her lips. It was a short kiss, but Dash still blushed.

"T-Twilight."

"Hehe, sorry, sorry. I couldn't resist. Now..." Twilight picked up her shoulder bag and took out the snacks she got from the shop that Rarity suggested to her. "Now, let's celebrate our relationship with some tasty snacks!"

Dash could see different wrap bars. "What are these?"

"Well, Rarity told me about this little store that sells special snacks," explained Twilight, unwrapping one. "She told me to share with someone special!"

Dash blushed a bit. "Oh? Is that so?"

"Yep, Try one!" Twilight bit into the bar, moaning. "Mmm! They are delicious!"

"Okay!" Dash took a bar and bit into it without asking or looking at the flavor. "Hmm? Taste like a fruit! Super tasty!"

She and Twilight kept eating more, but Dash noticed the box from which the snacks came. "Hey, let me see that! I might want to order some when I get paid!"

"Go ahead." Twilight handed Dash the box.

Dash held the box and looked it over. She had never seen this logo before. She suddenly felt warm as she kept looking at it like something within her was rising, growing, expanding, and getting bigger. She could feel her whole body getting warmer and warmer.

"Why is it getting so hot?" Thought Dash, flipping the box around; she flinched at what she saw. On the back was a picture of two couples in a loving embrace, hiding under a red blanket. Near the picture was very long info about how this candy store treats are the best in making couples feel...Dash couldn't finish that as she quickly faced Twilight, who was blushing and eyeing Dash as if she were a tasty piece of cake. "U-Uh..."

Twilight didn't speak. Instead, she slowly sat up, crawled on Dash, and took the box from her. Dash's breathing grew heavier, her heartbeat fastening. Dash was cursing Rarity for doing this, but at the same time, she was thanking her for doing this. Rarity always has been trying to get Twilight to find someone and always did this without Twilight knowing.

Dash tried to speak, but her words failed her. Instead, she just sat there and watched as Twilight put the box away on Dash's side of the couch, leaned closer, and wanted to go further with their bodies.

"Dash..."

"Ye-yeah..."

"Let's fuck!"

Dash quickly pushed Twilight off. She was expecting Twilight to be gentle, romantic, and loving, but this was like a punch to the face.

Twilight watched as Dash leaned over to get the box. "Wait...you don't want to?"

"Twilight! I love you, but I want our first time to be without being drugged on aphrodisiacs! Sorry, but no, not like this!"

Dash was about to grab the box when she felt her shirt being raised—until it was raised entirely by someone. She quickly blushed and faced Twilight, who was pretty mad at her as she held Dash's shirt.

"You say that, but you aren't wearing any underwear." Twilight puffs at the fact. "Almost like you expecting this to happen!"

"Uh..." was all Dash said as she tried to lower her shirt, but Twilight was too strong.

"Not only that, but this part of you is being honest right now," Twilight pointed, turning Dash red.

"It's because of the aphrodisiac!" Dash shouted, really trying to get her shirt back down.

Twilight smiled at how cute Dash was acting. She loved seeing that cute expression.

"You are acting like a cute virgin..."

"Because I am!" Dash finally pushed Twilight's hands away and fixed her shirt, but Twilight's face was still close. Dash wanted to move away, but the aphrodisiac made her feel like a piece of meat in a lion's den. She was being submissive to the purple lion.

"Rainbow..."

"Y-Yes..."

"I love you!" Twilight declared as she tackled Dash.

"Wha-!"

As Twilight was forcing Dash's shirt off, she clicked on the remote, making the creature reappear but was sitting on the TV, eating a pizza she had ordered. She noticed the two and quickly ate the slice and coughed. She would be all creepy as that was her job, but Dash's blue shirt smacked her in the face. She soon heard the couch rocking and loudly moaning. The creature's blush bled through the shirt, and she quickly looked for the remote and shut the TV off, making her disappear.

It was morning when Twilight opened her eyes. She could see Dash on top of her, snoring away while they were under a Wonderbolt blanket, both naked from last night's fun. She couldn't smile as she loved how cute Dash's sleeping face was. She got her phone and took a photo, making it her new lock screen wallpaper. She looked at her standard wallpaper, which now updated the image of when she took a picture of Dash wearing that cute long blue t-shirt. As Twilight was about to put the phone down, she got a text from the firefighter station.

"Wonder why they are texting me..." Twilight read the text and ugh loudly.

In the text, Derpy was holding a burned microwave, which belonged to Dash and had her name on it. It caused the fire down below. The text said that Dash was going to be fined for the fire. Twilight texted them back, saying she would gladly pay the fee because...she looked at her sleeping girlfriend.

"...she's my new girlfriend, after all."

End