Even chaos beings need time to unwind

by Aether Spark

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Random, Adventure, Discord, Crossover, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character
Length: 9200

The CMC get a little in over their heads trying to find out Discords passtime

What does Discord do to pass the time? Where is he when he's not in focus of the show? The CMC intends to find out!

The problem is, are they ready to find out? Because the truth may be crazier than any of their theories.

[introducing a long-held idea I've had, trust me, you won't want to miss chapter two]

[Art by Unfiltered]

Published 2024-07-27 00:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2024-07-31 05:08:40 UTC

Into the chaos

It showed the outside of a tent in the middle of a desert, right next to a road….

And then a motorcycle paused just next to it and a figure approached the tent, where a hooded guy was sitting.

“OIJOFIJALODFJALKSJDA?” The being asked.

“I’ll tell you later, first let’s go get a drink,” the figure said.

“JKLASDLK,” The figure gestured to go in and the figure took off his helmet, revealing… Discord.

“Ah, time for another fun time,” Discord said as he entered the tent and rave music began playing from within.

Two weeks later

“Alright! Three two one, go!” Apple Bloom cheered as the three moved a stick and the cart went down the hill.

“Wheee!” Sweetie cheered.

“Alright!” Scootaloo said as they went over a ledge and rolled down a hill.

“This is awesome!” AB cheered as they rolled to a stop at the bottom.

“Alright, one more time!” Apple Bloom as they prepared to push the cart back to the top.

Before Scootaloo noticed something.

“Hey, girls, what’s going on over there?” Scootaloo pointed.

“Hmm?” The other two made their way to where she pointed and saw what looked like Discord sneaking out of town.

“Hmm… on one hoof ah wanna resume carting, on the other ah’m curious,” AB said.

“Well? Let’s go check it out,” Scootaloo said.

“I dunno, what if Discord gets mad?” Sweetie asked.

“Then he’ll get mad, but he won’t hurt us,” AB said as they made their way over to where Discord was.

They made it over to the bushes near him and saw he was carrying a briefcase.

“Hmm, a briefcase, that’s suspicious,” AB said.

“Yeah, wonder what’s in it,” Sweetie asked.

“Maybe it’s full of bits!” Scootaloo said.

“Or maybe his laundry,” A fourth voice said.

“No, ah’ll bet it’s-....who said that?” AB asked and they turned and saw Discord behind them.

“AAAAAHHH!” The three fillies jumped in surprise.

“What are you three doing spying on me?” Discord asked.

“Weren’t you just over there?” Scootaloo asked looking over there and not seeing him.

“Oh come now, do you forget who you're talking to? Now my turn, what are you three doing?” Discord asked.

“We were just curious where you were going,” AB said.

“Back to my home dimension, where else?” Discord asked.

“Your dimension?” Sweetie asked.

“I have a life outside you ponies,” Discord said.

“Ok, could we come along?” AB asked.

“What?” The other three asked.

“What?” AB said.

“Fraid not,” Discord said going back over to his spot and grabbing his briefcase.

“But whyyyy?” AB asked.

“Yeah, come to think of it we’ve never been to your home,” Sweetie said.

“Nope, trust me, it’s for your sanity’s sake,” Discord said as he opened a portal and entered and then it closed.

“Well… guess that’s it, who's up for more carting?” Scootaloo asked.

“Not me, ah wanna know what Discord is hiding,” AB said.

“Apple Bloom-” Sweetie Belle said but AB cut her off.

“No, listen, ah’m an apple, and we? We’re good at spotting lies, and he’s fibbing bout somethin',” AB said.

“Are you sure?” Sweetie asked.

“Yeah, an ah wanna know what DIscord does in his spare time, aren’t yall curious?” AB asked.

“Well… a little, but seriously, what if Discord gets mad?” Sweetie asked, feeling scared of the thought of an angry Discord.

“Then we don’t get caught,” AB said.

“Why are you so hooked on this?” Scootaloo asked.

“Ah’m bored,” AB said.

“....Good enough for me,” Scootaloo shrugged.

“I don’t know…-” Sweetie said.

The next day

“-Why I didn’t say yes sooner!” Sweetie happily munched on some chocolate granola.

“She’ll do anything for chocolate granola,” Scoots chuckled.

“I can quit any day,” Sweetie said.

“Alright, operation ‘Pull the wool out from under Discord’ commence,” AB said as they peeked out from behind a box at Discord leaving town with the suitcase again.

“Ok! Sneaking time!” AB said as they got under a big box and they snuck over to him making some noise as they did.

“Shhh! He’ll hear us!” Sweetie said as they made their way over to him.

They continued sneaking until they made it to Discord who was looking at a watch.

As they snuck the cardboard box was lifted off of them by a breeze.

“Ah!” AB cried and the three bolted away as Discord glanced at them.

“Heh,” Discord chuckled as he walked into the portal.

Two days later

“Ok, the target is on the move again,” Scootaloo said looking through a telescope at Discord and talking over a walkie-talkie…. Even though AB and Sweetie were next to her.

“Alright, on the move,” Apple Bloom said as they snuck through the alleyways and spotted Discord heading to the portal again with his suitcase.

“Alright, rush down is a go!” Sweetie said and the three charged through the area and just as the portal opened they leaped in.

And into a haybale back at the acres.

“Had a feeling you three would try that,” Discord laughed before closing the portal and they pouted.

Next week

“Jungle time!” AB said as they stood atop a tree and had a rope tied to it.

“Are you sure about this?” Sweetie asked.

“Yep!” AB said as they waited until Discord made his way down a hillside out of town and into the portal.

They chose then to swing down through the air and fly at the portal while giving Tarzan yells.

Only for it to immediately close and they hit the ground.

“Ooof!” The three grunted.

“I’m tapping out,” Scootaloo said tiredly.

“Me too,” Sweetie said.

“...Consarnit,” Apple Bloom said trying to figure out what it was Discord went out to do every now and then, and with that suitcase.

“Well? What now?” Scootaloo asked.

“Well ah guess we can just go back to carting,” AB said dissapointedly.

“Sounds like a plan, some adrenaline should make us forget about it,” Sweetie said to cheer AB up.

“Ah guess,” Apple Bloom said.

A couple of days later

Discord walked out towards the edge of town, suitcase in hand, it had been a particularly rough day of chaos, but at least his buddies would help him out of his funk.

“Alright! Time for another round,” Discord said as he made his way towards the portal.

Meanwhile, on a hillside nearby the CMC was pushing a cart up a hill.

“Alright! I bet this will be the best hill to hopefully not die on today!” Scootaloo said.

“Alright, let’s get a move on then,” AB said admittedly excited about this.

“Alright, winds looking good, let’s go!” Sweetie Belle said and they climbed on and went down the hill, cheering as they went faster and faster, and they had to swerve down some slopes but they were getting close to the bottom.

“Alright, Scoots! Pull the brake!” AB called.

“OK!.... Where’s the brake?!” Scootaloo looked around but the brake had vanished.

“What?!” Sweetie exclaimed as their cries of joy became screams of terror as they descended to the bottom of the hill and it quickly sloped upwards and launched them.

“AAAAAAHHHH!” The three cried out.

Meanwhile Discord was walking towards the portal, he glanced about expecting the CMC to try again but he didn’t see them so he shrugged and walked on when the strap on his suitcase broke and it fell open spilling a bunch of socks and clothes and… revealing a portal?

“Oh darn,” Discord said as he began picking up the socks… not noticing the three airborn fillies descending on him.

And somehow, they all landed inside the suitcase and went into the portal.

And then Discord picked up all his extra socks and clothes and put them in.

“Alright, now with that ‘mishap’ out of the way, let’s move on,” Discord said as he entered the portal.

Sweetie, AB and Scootaloo woke up floating in a void and when they looked around they saw various objects.

“Please tell me we aren’t dead,” Scootaloo asked.

“Ah hope not…” AB shivered wondering where were they, and why was it cold?

“Brrr,” Sweetie shivered and she managed to kick her hooves and found that helped her move forward a little.

“Hey, it’s just like swimming,” Sweetie said.

“Cool!” Scootaloo said and they got closer to eachother and huddled for warmth.

“So where are we then?” AB asked.

“I think the last thing I remember is falling through the air and landing in Discord's open suitcase… wait… is that where we are?” AB asked looking around.

“Well, how do we get out?” Scootaloo asked.

“Hmm… maybe… there!” AB pointed upwards at the portal overhead and the three hurriedly swam their way up there and they stopped at the portal.

“Where does it lead?” Sweetie asked.

“I dunno, but let’s hope it’s warmer there,” AB said as they poked their heads through the portal to see… and bonked their heads on the inside of the suitcase.

“Ow! We really are in the suitcase!” Scootaloo said.

“What do we do?” Sweetie asked.

“...Ah guess wait… ah hope he doesn’t take too long,” AB said before spotting some blankets nearby and she gathered them before going over to the others and wrapping up “At least we’ve got blankets,” Scoots said.

“I hope we get out soon…” AB said.

Author's Note

Woot! I've been waiting for this one.

Prepare for crossovers, comedy, and some chaos.

This will be worked on alongside the Kingdom Hearts story.

Joining the madness

Author's Note

:pinkiehappy:SURPRISE:pinkiehappy:

A surprise second update on the same day! We are cooking here on Fim.

Guess I'm having a creative surge or something.

So be warned there is tf, AP, and a lot of characters from other mediums and even a few made-up ones, and nothing sexual occurs I assure you.

Joining the madness

The three were shivering as they waited, it must have been an hour.

“Wh-when are we getting t-there?” Scootaloo asked.

“I-I dunno!” AB shivered.

“I’m so cold I can see my breath,” Sweetie said.

“It-it’ll be alright, Discord will realize we’re in here soon,” AB said.

“Ok…” The other two said.

Another twenty minutes passed before one of them broke.

“I’ve had it!” Scootaloo swam upwards and she poked her upper half out of the portal and she knocked on the suitcase.

“HEY! DISCORD! OPEN UP!” Scootaloo shouted as she knocked on it loudly.

“Scoots! Get ahold of yerself!” AB said.

“What she said… HEEEELLP!” Sweetie helped knock on the suitcase loudly and called for help.

It was then the suitcase was opened and overturned and the three fillies fell in a tangle out onto the ground.

“OW!” The three grunted and when they looked up they saw Discord in biker gear staring down at them with sunglasses.

“Eheheheh… um… surprise?” Sweetie said nervously and the three expected a heavy scolding from Discord for stowing away in his case.

“It’s about time, were you three planning on chilling in there forever?” DIscord said exasperatedly.

“...Huh?” The three said.

Discord sighed went over to his bike and got back on.

“Well? You three coming?” Discord said making a triple sidecar appear on the motorcycle.

“.....Super confused… need explanation,” Scootaloo said looking weirded out.

“Alright alright, I let you three stow away in my suitcase because I figured it’d be fun to let three mortal fillies witness this, but then it got stuck and needed some knocks from within to loosen it,” Discord explained.

“...So you were waiting on us?” Sweetie asked.

“Yep,” Discord said.

“How the absolute hay were we supposed to know that, we could have frozen to death in there!” Scootaloo said.

“Why didn’t ya tell us?” AB demanded.

“That suitcase came from the eighty-eighth dimension, it’s sound and magic proof,” Discord shrugged.

“....” The three sighed and got up and trotted over to him “So ya’ll will show us yer passtime?” AB asked.

“Yeah,” Discord said checking his watch.

“What changed?” Scootaloo asked.

“I was waiting for a please, but I got tired of waiting,” Discord said.

“Seriously!?” The three shouted simultaneously.

“Love to talk more but I’m on a time crunch, so it’s either come with me now or go home,” Discord said.

“...” The three looked at eachother.

“Gonna warn you, what you’ll experience will be quite surreal, but fun,” Discord said.

The three continued to look at eachother and they nodded before climbing into the sidecars.

“Alright! CMC and D, let’s go!” Discord said and they took off.

“Whoa!” The three cried as they went fast as RD to their destination.

When they finally made it the three needed a moment to recover from the ride.

“Alright you three, follow me,” Discord said and the three exited the vehicle and followed Discord to the tent.

“A tent? We came all this way for a tent? What are we going to do, yoga?” Scootaloo asked.

“Ah, ye of little faith,” Discord said as he chatted with the guy up front.

“SALJDNA? OWFHJIDMCZ” The being pointed at them and shook his head.

“Ah, gotcha, one moment then,” Discord walked over to them.

“What language was that?” Scootaloo asked.

“Not telling, I need to… make some adjustments to you three before we enter,” Discord said.

“....Adjustments?” AB said a little nervously.

“Yep, just remembered normal mortals can’t enter, it’s… not a pretty sight afterwards,” Discord said.

“Ooook, what kind of adjustments are we talking about?” Scootaloo asked.

“Congratulations, you three will transcend today,” Discord said.

“We’re going to be alicorns?!” Sweetie cheerfully said.

“...Not quite,” Discord said before he lit up his hands and he blasted the three with magic and they screamed as immense pain hit them.

Shadows covered their bodies until they were covered and then their outlines gained their colors.

Orange, yellow, and white, then AB and Scootaloo grew horns and Sweetie and AB gained wings.

Next they started to grow taller and change until they resembled adult ponies in shape.

When the pain finally eased they fell over and panted and they opened their eyes and their eyes were glowing white.

“Ugh… what happened….huh? Why does my voice sound deeper?” Scootaloo asked.

“Ah feel strange,” AB said.

“Me too,” Sweetie said and they stood up and noticed they were taller, then they looked at eachother…. And screamed.

“What they hay!?” AB said looking at herself.

“I look like a… what am I?” Scootaloo said panicking.

“AAAAHHH!” Sweetie cried.

“Girls girls enough, I understand this will be an adjustment,” Discord said.

“What did you do to us?” Scootaloo asked.

“You're now chaos-touched ponies, a rare breed indeed, I have gifted you each with a fragment of my power,” Discord said.

“And why do we look older?” Scootaloo asked.

“Well you can’t expect to drink as a kid,” Discord said turning to the guy “Will this do?” Discord asked.

“GBBBBBBB…. SA, JASJKSADJKLDSAK, OIJOFIJALODFJALKSJDA?” He asked.

“I’ll tell you later, first let’s go get a drink,” Discord gestured to the three new mares.

“HDHSJNBF SJSWUE- I can’t argue with that, go right ahead,” The man's voice suddenly became clear as day to the three mares.

“Wait? He CAN speak ponish?” Scootaloo asked as she followed Discord in with the other two.

“No, you three just adjusted to him, speaking of which, welcome, to The Chaos Club!” Discord introduced them as they walked into the tiny tent and found themselves in a vast huge building, intricate, paradoxical and almost abstract in its form, stairs on the ceiling, slot machines everywhere, a bar, and beings of all shapes and sizes everywhere.

“Whoaaaa….” The three said with dropped jaws.

“Yeah, same thing I said when I first got here,” Discord said as they wandered in “Just be careful of the blue tiles, they are finicky,” Discord said.

“Huh?” AB said before she stepped on one and it darted away making her fall over.

“Whoa!” AB said as she hit the floor.

“Careful, and don’t step on the pink or red tiles, they are traps,” Discord said.

“Huh?” Sweetie said before she stepped on one and it bounced her into the air and she landed on AB.

“Ooof!” the two mares grunted.

“And-”

“Let me guess this brown one is a trap too?” Scootaloo asked.

“No those are safe, but don’t step on the green ones,” Discord said before seeing Scoots was standing on one and it exploded and flung her onto her friends.

“OW!” They all grunted.

“Heh, you three have much to learn about this place,” Discord said.

“Ugh…” They groaned.

As Discord brought them along they had to watch every tile they stepped on.

“Ah don’t get it! How come yer not even looking?” AB demanded.

“I’m just that good,” Discord said.

“Ugh,” Scootaloo said as she stepped on another brown tile “Who designs a place like this?” Scootaloo asked.

“Someone who wants to keep every visit lively,” Discord chuckled as he got to a bar stool, but instead of sitting on it he sat on a seat on the ceiling and he waved to an image of a person on the wall.

“Hey Prismo! Three strong shots for the newcomers!” Discord said.

“Sure thing friend,” Prismo said before suddenly three strong shots of liquor materialized on the counter.

“Hey Dis! Dis guy in da house!” a strange pink elephant said as he fist bumped Discord with his trunk.

“And lookie here, a rare sight you are Loki,” Discord said seeing the Marvel Loki sipping some Whiskey.

“Leave me be, I just lost my home Asguard,” Loki sighed.

“Always da party pooper,” The elephant said before turning and seeing the three struggling mares trying to approach the counter “...Dey new here?” The Elephant asked.

“Yeah, in fact, they’ve only recently been inducted into the pantheon of chaos,” Discord said.

“...Woooow, dey not ready for that,” The elephant picked up a keg of beer and drank it through his trunk.

“Hey, treat the newcomers well and I assure you they’ll surprise you,” Prismo said.

Sniff sniff

“I smell something… weird, Bill,” Discord turned to see Bill Cipher on another chair, this one situated diagonally from the counter.

He swigged hard using his eyelids like a mouth and set it down.

“Ugh… you would NOT believe the day I had yesterday,” Bill said.

“Do tell,” Discord said ignoring another explosion and Scootaloo crying out.

“Get this, outsmarted and beaten by two kids, and two old farts who happen to look like eachother, I got iced hard, it’ll be a looooooooooooong time before I can come back to take my revenge on their descendants… or at least until Gravity Falls gets a part two,” Bill said.

“Ooff, I feel you there buddy, but hey, you did win our death battle at least,” Discord said ignoring another explosion and this time Sweetie cried out.

“Yeah, and got reimprisioned, can’t catch a break I tell ya,” Bill said.

“Dahahaha, I could rewatch that a hundred times,” The Elephant said.

“FINALLY!” They all looked to see Scootaloo and the other making it to the bar “Whose the insane stupid bozo who set all those traps on the floor? This place is a death trap!” Scootaloo said exasperatedly.

“.....” The whole place went silent and a sudden foreboding presence came down on them.

“Huh?” AB said shivering from the weight of it.

“Eheheheh, th-they were kidding of course, their new here,” Discord said outloud nervously.

The ominous presence lifted eventually and the place returned to normal.

“What the hay was-”

“Are you three insane!?” Bill snapped.

“What?” The three mares said.

“Not wise, not wise,” The Elephant shook his head.

“I’m going to move on now,” Loki said leaving.

“What’d I do?” Scootaloo asked.

“Never… insult Chief D’s club,” Discord said warily “You're just lucky he wasn’t in a destructive mood, and you have the virtue of being ignorant,” Discord said.

“I’m super confused, all I did was complain about-” Scootaloo said before Bill cut her off.

“Nothing, you did nothing, said nothing, end of story,” Bill Cipher said glancing over his shoulder.

“Who is Chief D?” AB asked.

“Up there,” Discord said pointing to a strange figure.

He resembled a metallic grey-skinned man with red markings on his body and a feathery headdress his eyes were glowing green, he was also wearing a suit and he was meditating.

“...Why is everyone scared of him?” Sweetie asked.

“Did you not feel that oppressive aura? That was but a sample of his power,” Prismo said quietly.

“...How strong is he?” Scootaloo asked nervously.

“He could just blink, and we’d all die, I heard he once annihilated half the multiverse,” Bill said “Even I’m not insane enough to provoke him,”

“Wow… and he got mad just because I said…. You know,” Scootaloo said nervously.

“Can we stop talking about him?” Bill said firmly.

“Da, it is safest to just enjoy the daily festivities instead of provoking the wrath of the strongest trickster in the multiverse,” The Elephant said.

"Ok ok," Sweetie said.

‘I’m sorry, who are you?” Scootaloo asked, deciding to change the subject.

“The Elephant,” He said.

“As in your name,” Scootaloo asked.

“It is that, The Elephant, man you weren’t kidding when you said they were new,” The Elephant said.

“It’ll take some time, but hey I have some Equestrians to finally join me at the bar, maybe one day I’ll get Fluttershy here,” Discord said.

“Ah, your little pony crush?” Bill snarked.

“Come now, everyone ships us,” Discord said “Speaking of drinking though I haven’t seen you three drink at all,” Discord said.

“We’re kids,” AB said.

“Not right now, aren’t you curious about what a chaos shot tastes like?” Discord said taking a small swig and shaking his head “Whoo! A punch to the senses,” Discord said.

“Well… I guess we’re of age right now,” Scootaloo shrugged.

“Ah guess so,” AB said and Sweetie nodded and they clanked cups before downing the whole glass each.

“Whoo! Fruity!” Scootaloo said before noticing Discord was staring at them “What?”

“I guess I should have warned you to take moderate swigs and not down the whole thing, it’ll hit you pretty hard right now,” Discord sighed.

“What are you-” WHAM!

Scootaloo AB and Sweetie woke up on the counters with a start “Whoa! What just happened?” Sweetie cried.

“You downed a whole chaos shot for the first time and it hit you so hard you were out before you hit the counter, you’ve been asleep for twenty years now,” Prismo said.

“...Hahaha, nice one buddy,” Scootaloo said.

“....” Prismo just stared.

“You're not laughing,” AB said.

“You were all out for twenty years,” Prismo said.

"L-Literally?" Sweetie said paling a little.

“....What? B-but I-” Scootaloo began to panic but Discord patted her on the back.

“Worry not, time is relative here, only about twenty hours have passed on Equus,” Discord said.

“That stuff is straight-up poison if it has enough kick to knock you out for that long!” Scootaloo exclaimed.

“That’s why you swig it not down it,” Bill sighed “Noob”

“Well, now that that is over with, let’s move onto the next activity before coming back for more drinks,” Discord said.

“Oook, as long as it doesn’t involve any more incapacitation,” Sweetie said.

The insanity is only beginning...

The three mares continued carefully maneuvering around the tiles as they followed the other chaos beings around.

“Wait for us!” Sweetie called trying to keep up but she almost stepped on a trap tile.

“We do that it’ll be Christmas by the time we get there,” Bill rolled his eye.

“Not our fault this place is poorly-” Scootaloo was immediately stared at by everyone there “...I mean… nevermind,” Scootaloo said nervously as she continued to play a forced game of Twister trying to catch up to Discord.

“Dis, help them,” The Elephant said.

“Alright alright,” Discord used his magic to levitate them over to them.

“I’ll carry you guys,” Discord said as they continued on.

“Thanks,” AB said as they were carried into a carpeted area and set down.

“This place is ok for beginners,” Discord said.

“Ok, so, what now?” Scootaloo asked.

“We go to the slot machines,” Discord said with a smile.

“Alright, gonna get me some crypto,” Bill said rubbing his hands together.

“What’s crypto?” Sweetie asked as they walked on over to the slot machines which were walking around as well and Discord stopped one and it sat down.

“He’s just referencing his cameo in another show,” Discord said as he pulled the slot machine handle and it spun.

“Wow,” The three mares said as they saw it land on two alien heads and a hand slapping a face.

“Oh dat not good,” The Elephant said.

“Why?” AB asked.

Suddenly a Xenomorph came out of the slot and it slapped Discord before going back in.

“...What the hay did ah just see?” AB asked.

“He landed on slapped by a Xenomorph, dos things have sharp claws,” The Elephant said.

“The hays a-”

“Can you three stop asking so many questions? You're giving me a headache,” Bill said before he flew over to another slot machine and kicked a large pink bunny aside “Move! It’s my turn!” Bill said before he magically pulled the lever and it landed on a pair of lips a heart and a coin.

“Dang it…” Bill said before a coin manifested next to him with big fat lips and it gave him a big wet kiss before vanishing.

“Blech,” Bill wiped the salivae off of him.

“This doesn't make any sense,” Sweetie said.

“Yeah, ain’t it great?” Discord said before pulling the switch again and it landed on the same thing and another Xenomorph came out and slapped him again before going back inside “Darn,” Discord snapped his fingers in frustration.

“Sooo, what’s the point?” Scootaloo asked.

“You try to get three coins, you win big money,” The Elephant said before he hailed a slot machine over to them and it came over and sat down “Da, now you try,” The Elephant said.

“Oook,” Scootaloo said before pulling the switch and it spun.

It landed on two hearts and a cactus.

“Um… what does that mean?” Scootaloo asked.

“Dis’ll hurt,” The Elephant sighed.

“What wi-” Scoots asked before a cactus manifested and kissed her, pricking her with needles in the process.

“OWOWOWOW!” Scootaloo cried.

“Hahahaha!” Bill laughed at her, the cactus vanished afterwards and Scoots had cactus needles all over her face.

“Ow…” Scootaloo said.

“I got ya,” The Elephant clapped his hands and the needles vanished.

“Thanks,” Scootaloo said rubbing her face.

“Wanna try again?” He asked.

“No way,” Scootaloo said getting up and trotting back over to the group.

“I’ll try,” Sweetie said.

“Your funeral,” Scootaloo said and Sweetie pulled the lever and it landed on three poop emojis.

“....That can’t be good…” Sweetie said as the machine began to shake.

After an incident that was so gross I can’t even describe it and Sweetie got cleaned up, they made their way to an arcade.

“I NEVER want to go near another slot machine again,” Sweetie shivered.

“It was kinda funny,” Discord said.

"Yeah," Scootaloo chuckled.

“It was freaking hilarious,” Bill said.

“No it wasn’t!” Sweetie barked.

“Alright, now we play some games, c’mere,” Discord went over to an air hockey table where Q and Bart Simpson were playing.

“Hah! Gotcha,” Q said.

“No fair,” Bart said.

“Oh come now, you can’t beat Star Trek’s, air hockey champ,” Q laughed.

“Eat my shorts,” Bart said getting another one out.

“Did he hitchhike in Loki’s purse again?” Bill sighed.

“It’s a tote bag! And yes,” The Simpson Loki said as he walked past.

“Ugh, mortals,” Bill said before teleporting Bart into a nearby basketball hoop.

“Whoa!” Bart cried as he landed in the hoop.

“Alright Q bring it!” Bill said.

“A challenge eh? You are on,” Q said as they started and they began hitting the air hockey puck at speeds almost too fast to see.

“Whoa,” Scootaloo said.

“C’mon, dey will be awhile,” The Elephant said as he walked away.

“Coming!” AB said and they followed them.

They arrived at a street fighter game being played by Bugs Bunny and several other creatures were watching him play.

“Whoa! Look at him go!” A three-face monster said.

“Nobody beats the bunny!” Another pterodactyl-like guy said.

“Wow, there’s so many weird guys here,” Sweetie said.

“I know, this is trickster central,” Discord said before lights began blaring, “Uh oh, get ready!” Discord said.

“What? What’s happening now?” Scootaloo asked looking around for anything weird or painful to happen.

“Pie squall!” Discord opened his mouth and a pie fell through the ceiling and into his mouth “Mmm, cherry,” Discord said.

“...What?” AB said before a cranberry pie fell on her head.

“It happens every sixty one minutes, I love pie squall!” The Elephant used his trunk to suck up several more pies that fell through the ceiling.

“This place is so random,” Sweetie said avoiding several pies.

“Uh, yeah, why do you think I frequent this place?” Discord said as he ate several more pies.

After ten minutes the pies stopped.

“Mmm, best one in awhile, that last one had elderberry in it,” Discord said.

“Yum indeed,” The Elephant said as they made their way over to the rest of the arcade.

“Whoo hoo!” Scootaloo cheered as she played on a racing game with AB and Sweetie was enjoying a zero gravity chamber.

“Wheee!” Sweetie flapped her wings eagerly.

“Hmm,” Scootaloo and AB got off their game after Scootaloo won and saw this.

“Come to think of it, can I use magic now? I have a horn,” Scootaloo said.

“Me too,” AB said.

“Let’s try it,” Scootaloo said and they focused on trying to-

BOOM!

Unexpectedly lightning arched out of their horns and blew up a lego guy who reassembled automatically.

“Hey! Watch where you're pointing those!” He scolded.

“Sorry,” The two said before poking their horns “Odd, why did that happen?” Scootaloo asked.

“Because you two are new to chaos magic,” Discord said as he approached.

“New?” Sweetie asked as she exited the zero gravity machine.

“Yeah, try to avoid using it too much, I’ll teach you the ropes later,” Discord said as he led them toward the wall.

“Why are we walking to a wall?” Scootaloo asked.

“When are you going to stop asking questions and just live in the moment?” Discord said as he began walking up the wall.

“Whoooaaa,” The three said and they followed him up the wall.

“Nice huh?” Discord said as he was now on the ceiling with them and they made their way to what looked like an upside-down cafe.

“Alright! I was getting hungry,” AB said.

“Yep,” Discord said as he made his way over to the desk where a hideous squid man was.

“Hi Jimmy,” Discord said.

“Hello Discord!” Jimmy said in a warbled voice before glancing at the others “Whose the plus one, two, and three?” He asked.

“Just friends of mine, I’ll have two zipple burgers and three vegetarian malko salads, they're the vegetarians not me,” Discord said.

“Will you want a drink with that? Small, medium, large, mega, super, humongo, or kaiju sized?” He asked.

“Kaiju, and a diet squish will do,” Discord said.

“Alright, here ya go,” He said handing Discord a cup bigger than he is and the food.

“Wow,” The three said.

“Do you really need that much soda to drink?” Sweetie asked as Discord carried it to a spot.

“Who said we’re drinking it?” Discord said before setting it down and hopping into it like cannonballing into a pool.

“Huh?” The three said in confusion.

“Alright, come on it, the soda’s fine,” Discord said.

“....No thanks,” Sweetie said not wanting to get all sticky.

“C’mon, dis is the best way to eat the food, is in a pool,” The Elephant said.

“Wait when did he get there?” Scootaloo asked.

“C’mon!” Bill said also in there.

“Where are they coming from?!” AB demanded.

“You girls wanted to experience my pastime, well come on!” Discord laughed.

“Oook?” The three conceded and they climbed in using a ladder that appeared.

It felt like a relaxing bubbly pool.

“Ah,” Scootaloo said enjoying it.

“This won’t ruin my mane will it?” Sweetie asked.

“Nope,” Discord said.

“Well, let’s get eating,” Discord said and they suddenly had a boat in the middle of the cup with their food on it and it transported the food to them.

“Thanks for getting us salads,” Sweetie said.

“No prob,” Discord said.

“...Will this knock us out again?” Scootaloo asked.

“Love that you're being careful now, no it’s just salad,” Discord said.

“Whew,” they ate and were happy that it didn’t make them pass out again.

“So, how’s da stay? Was it good?” The Elephant asked.

“It's been a wild ride,” Scootaloo said.

“Yeah, I can’t wait to tell Rarity,” Sweetie said.

“....Yeaaaah, about that?” Discord said.

“What?...” The three said now expecting something terrible.

“Two problems, one, nopony else can know, I risked enough showing you three, and two, you can’t leave for now,” Discord said.

“What?...” they said.

“Yeah, should have mentioned this sooner but you three can’t leave until you’ve had a certain ceremony,” Discord said.

The three looked at each other and then at Discord.

“What kind of ceremony,” AB asked.

“You three must be properly inducted as official chaos beings before you can leave, it’s protocol,” Discord said.

“Yeah, we all had to do it, it’s not fun but it’s either that or defy Chief D, and I am not keen on doing that,” Bill said stirring his drink.

The three mares looked at each other wondering what they should do.

Author's Note

What kind of weird ceremony are they going to have to do? Find out in the next chapter! :pinkiesmile:

Learning about the chaos ceremony

The three were led through the arcade and into the auditorium.

“Why are we going here?” Sweetie asked.

“Why? To experience chaos theater,” Discord said.

“Weren’t we just talking about some kind of initiation or something?” Scootaloo asked.

“Yeah, but that comes later,” Discord said “For now enjoy,” Discord gestured to a stage where an elderly man with a little girl's voice was singing.

“Once I was two gazillion and ninety-three years old and my momma told me I should find more friends-” He sung a well-known human song, but with weird numbers.

“What’s he singing?” Scootaloo asked as they sat down.

“Some song he heard, still going strong Slmoop!” Discord clapped.

“His name is Slmoop?” AB giggled.

“Yeah, now enjoy,” Discord laid back.

An hour later

“Once I was forty quadrillion years old and my daddy told me-” Slmoop continued.

“....Uuuuugh, how long has he been singing?...” Scootaloo said bored out of her mind.

“How old is this guy?!” Sweetie demanded.

AB was asleep.

“C’mon don’t you find it funny?” Discord asked.

“I mean seriously? Is he ever going to hit his actual age?!” Scootaloo demanded.

“I dunno, he’s been singing for years,” Discord said.

“....What the hay is the point then!?” Scootaloo demanded.

“How is this chaotic?” Sweetie demanded.

“Chaos can take many forms, this way it's almost annoyingly funny,” Discord waggled his eyebrows.

“I’m done,” Scootaloo trotted out with Sweetie and woke AB who followed them.

“Is he done?” AB asked.

“No,” Sweetie said.

“Alright alright,” Discord said as he followed them out.

“So what do we do next?” Scootaloo asked.

“Next, the jacuzzi,” Discord said.

“Jacuzzi!?” The three happily said looking forward to a chance to unwind.

They stood there in shock at the fact that the jacuzzi was a literal lava pit.

“What the? How are we going to swim in that?!” Sweetie asked.

“I wanna relax, not melt!” Scootaloo exclaimed.

“Chaos beings like us are immune to lava, don’t worry,” Discord said.

“Ah still don’t wanna get in,” AB said.

“Suit yourself,” Discord said before something snuck up on them, took a deep breath and made a loud trumpet noise.

“DA!” The Elephant said at the end.

“AAAAAAAHHH!” The three jumped into the air and splashed down in the lava pool.

They came out flailing.

“HELP HELP! I’M MELTING!” Scootaloo screamed.

“I’m too young to die!” Sweetie cried.

“NOOOOO!” AB wailed.

“Girls girls girls! It is fine,” The Elephant said.

“Huh?...” The three paused their freakout and saw the lava was actually like a hot tub, not liquid death…

“##LOL” A robot with a phone head chortled.

“Mah words exactly,” AJ said.

“AJ?!” AB exclaimed.

“Nah, just look like her, ah take the form an mannerisms of loved ones of whoever's around me,” She said.

“Oh…” AB knew AJ wouldn’t be here anyways.

“Question mark, horse emoji?” The robot pointed at them while relaxing in the pool.

“Their newcomers,” Discord shrugged.

“LOLheart emoji,” He said.

“What is he saying?” Sweetie asked.

“Just his way of speaking,” an eldritch monster said.

“AAAH!” Sweetie jumped as he hadn’t been there before.

“Yep!” she turned again and saw an anglerfish with legs.

“AAAAAAH!” Sweetie jumped back.

“Yep yep yep,” He asked.

“Indeed, they’ll need a ceremony before they can be comfortable here,” Discord sat down in the pool.

“What is this ceremony?” Scootaloo asked.

“We’re not allowed to talk about it, but it’s hard,” The eldritch creature said.

“Yep yep,” The anglerfish said.

“Sad face,” The robot said.

“I’m a little worried, can’t we just leave?” Scootaloo asked.

“No, once more it’s mandatory, trust me afterward you three will find it enlightening,” Discord said.

“I hope it’s nothing grueling,” Scoots said as she laid back against the wall.

“Hey, little space here?” Bill's voice came from behind her.

“AGH! Stop doing that!” Scootaloo demanded.

“Ah keep your horn on, look I’ll tell you this much, it’s a test of whether you three have the mettle to be chaos beings,” Bill said “I remember when I took it before I destroyed my home dimension, that guy is almost impossible to-” Bill was shushed.

“Remember! He’s always listening,” Discord warned.

“Oh yeah,” Bill nervously glanced around.

“So… this Chief D guy… what makes him so powerful? What’s his story?” Sweetie asked.

“Good question, nobody knows,” Bill said as he poured a martini into his hat and then shook it up before pouring it into his mouth which appeared on his forehead.

“And this guy is some kind of leader?” AB asked.

“Da, he made this haven for chaos users to come and unwind after long hard days of committing chaos, be it for good, bad, or self-gain,” The Elephant said.

“Tricksters everywhere respect and revere as well as fear him,” The morphing lady who now resembles RD said.

“Wow… Even Discord?” Scootaloo asked.

“Yep, he also single-handedly keeps the atrophy away,” Discord said.

“Atrophy?” AB asked.

“Chaos magic residue, so many chaos users in one place could destroy a dimension, but he keeps everything together,” Discord said.

“Wow… this guy sounds really strong,” Sweetie said.

“One of the strongest,” Bill said “Even the AXOLOTL looks up to him,” Bill said.

“One of? Is there anyone stronger?” Scootaloo asked.

“....” They all glanced at eachother unsurely “We’re not sure, but it’s a sore subject for him, and I like existing,” The morphing lady said now looking like Rarity said.

“Da, best to not poke dat bear,” The Elephant pointed over to a bear in another jacuzzi relaxing with the Kool-aid-man.

“Ooooh yeah,” Kool-aid-man said as he relaxed.

“Weird,” Scootaloo said.

Next Discord was leading them through a series of paradoxical stairways and slides along the walls and ceilings.

“How does anypony or thing find their way through all this?” Scootaloo said feeling turned around.

“Simple, we’re chaos beings, this stuff is like second nature to us,” Discord said as he stopped and then fell down and gravity suddenly reversed as the other three fell as well.

“WHOA!” They shouted as they landed in midair and then gravity changed again and they were flung into a tunnel.

“AAAAHHH!” The three cried.

“Oh do calm, this is fun!” Discord said.

“Yeah right!” Scootaloo said before they were deposited in a bouncy house with several other creatures.

A clown, a shark, a pogo stick and several Oompa Loompa’s.

“What are those?” Sweetie asked.

“Oompa Loompa’s, they come here for vacations,” Discord said.

“Are they chaos beings too?” AB asked.

“No but they have Willy Wonka’s permission, and trust me, that carries some weight here, he provides a hundred percent of the sweets,” Discord said.

“Wow…” Scootaloo said before Discord began bouncing.

“C’mon!” Discord laughed as he bounced into the air and the shark ate him.

“DISCORD!” Sweetie cried.

“Over here!” they turned and saw him on the pogostick.

“This place gives me a headache,” Scootaloo said before they started bouncing as well.

After a half an hour of bouncing they went down another tunnel.

“Can’t you teleport us?!” Sweetie cried.

“Sure! But it’s not as fun!” Discord laughed as they were plopped down in a candyland.

“Huh?” They all said and they saw a bunch of dolls having a tea party.

“Hi, Discord!” They waved.

“Hi, girls! Say, know when the Ceremony is? My watch is behind,” Discord said showing his watch.

“16:88” They said in unison.

“Ok thanks!” Discord waved.

“Can we leave? Those dolls give me the creeps,” AB said.

“Sure sure,” Discord said as they left.

“So… 16:88? What’s with the weird time?” Scootaloo asked.

“Chaos time is quite random,” Discord said.

“When is that in pony time?” Scootaloo asked.

“That’s half past… two minutes,” Discord said.

“...TWO MINUTES!?” They exclaimed having hoped they’d have more time to prep.

“Sorry, guess time got away from us,” Discord said as a clock flew by them along with BMO and a turret from Portal.

“HELP!” The turret cried as they rounded a corner.

“What do we do? How do we prep?” AB asked.

“No need we’re here,” Discord said as they arrived in a room filled with candles and a bunch of seated chaos beings.

“Ulp…” The three gulped.

“Alright, let the festivities begin,” Discord waved at them and then went to his seat and took a dollar from Bart.

“I’m betting a buck on the shadow pony with the bow,” Bart said.

Another dollar came forth, this one from Demongo “I’m betting on the one with the white outline, I’d bet her essence will-”

“Not giving you her essence,” Discord said

“Mmmhhhh…” Demongo sighed.

“Do you take crypto?” Bill asked.

“Little overplayed Bill,” Discord said as he watched the three standing on the altar.

“Uuhh… what do we do?” AB asked nervously.

COME…

“Huh?!” The three yelped hearing a powerful voice that came from everywhere and nowhere and inside their heads, they knew automatically who said it.

They turned to see amidst the candles, Chief D.

His glower left them feeling like the weight of the world was on their shoulders.

“Well girls?...” Scootaloo looked to her fellow chaos-touched ponies.

“Let’s do this,” AB said.

“I’m right behind you,” Sweetie said.

And the three approached him, and they stood before him looking quite nervous.

YOU THREE DARE TO ENTER WHERE THE GODS OF CHAOS TREAD?

“Y-yeah?...” The three shivered.

PROVE YOUR WORTH AS ACOLYTES OF CHAOS.

“I-I mean, we only came here because we were curious, we didn’t actually want to become-”

WHAT YOU WANT AND WILL GET ARE NOW SEPARATE ISSUES, ONE OF WHICH I DEEM, IGNORED.

“H-hey now we-” Scootaloo began but Sweetie shook her head and she quieted down.

PROVE YOUR WORTH!

“How?” AB asked.

MAKE ME LAUGH…

“.............What?” The three asked.

Author's Note

Becoming one with chaos

“Making you laugh? That’s it? Oook,” Scootaloo said as she approached and she proceeded to tell a joke.

“What do you call a three-humped camel?” Scootaloo asked.

WHAT?

“Pregnant!” Scootaloo said with a laugh… only to stop when he didn’t crack a smile “You're not laughing,” Scootaloo said.

I’VE HEARD IT BEFORE…

“What? Where!?” Scootaloo said.

FAILED, YOU GET THIRTEEN MORE TRIES

“Thirteen?... what happens when we-” Sweetie asked before suddenly the crushing presence enveloped them again and Chief D glowered.

MAKE. ME. LAUGH!

“Ok ok!” Sweetie said as she cleared her throat and approached “I have a funny song that always makes others laugh, here we go,” Sweetie said before she went on to sing “IIIII looooove… to watch my sister dance! She dances so bad, I think she’s looking to dance like a drunk dad! Hoo hoo she never will-” Sweetie sang in an almost off-key tone.

STOP STOP… THAT’S TERRIBLE.

“Huh?” Sweetie said offendedly.

TWELVE LEFT.

“...Not my fault, I’m not used to singing as a grownup, let’s try again,” Sweetie prepared again but AB stopped her.

“Let’s not waste anymore tries on tryin,” AB said before she took her turn.

“Come on choke choke choke chooagh!” Bart chanted before Discord began strangling him “Don’t jinx them! I’d rather not have to explain to their sisters why they were smighted!” Discord said.

“A-alright, next up is me and ah also have a song, it’s a silly country song so hold on to yer suspenders, Scoots get over here!” AB said before she started doing a square dance with Scootaloo.

“Whoooaaa!” Scootaloo cried.

“Ah’ve been down on tha farm buckin some trees, when an apple fell on me and ah said ‘hey!’ next thing ya know they all started dancing all around as far as ah could see! Ah said hey der-”

ELEVEN…

“Aw come on!” AB said.

“This guys a tough crowd,” Scoots said.

“Alright, yer turn,” AB said.

“Um, ok, how many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?” Scoots asked.

HOW MANY?

“None, it goes screw itself…. In!” Scootaloo laughed at that.

TEN

“Are you serious?!” Scootaloo sighed.

“We gotta try together, or else somethin bad’ll happen!” AB said nervously.

“Alright, get ready to be in stitches,” Scootaloo said before they performed a dance routine together.

HM?

In the middle of the routine, they would kick eachother and make faces before they finished with an overhead pose… which Sweetie missed and hit the ground.

“OW!” Sweetie said.

“Sweetie you messed up!” Scootaloo said.

“I’m not used to being an adult!” Sweetie said.

NINE LEFT, YOU ARE TRYING MY PATIENCE MORE THAN MY HUMOR…

“This guy has no taste!” Scootaloo said.

“What’ll we do?” Sweetie asked.

“Be as silly as possible,” AB said with determination.

Discord was facepalming as they were down to three.

“Give us a break! What kind of humor do you even like?!” Scootaloo demanded.

MAKE ME LAUGH

“Ok, we need to go serious mode here, we’ll injure ourselves, maybe he likes slapstick,” Sweetie said.

“Who doesn’t?” Scootaloo said before they jumped onto eachother and did a stacked up tap dance.

“Man you two are heavy!” AB said at the bottom as she tried to stay balanced.

“Shut up!” Scootaloo said.

And then the three proceeded to flip off eachother and land on the ground with a ‘oof!’

“Ow… tada?” Scootaloo asked.

….TWO LEFT

“You can’t be serious,” Scootaloo sighed.

“Please sir, can’t we have a few more tries?” Sweetie asked.

NO

“Alright, take two…” Scootaloo said before they whispered to eachother and then proceeded to do a comedy sketch where one pretended to be the mailmare and another pretended to be a dog chasing them.

….YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE LEFT, FAIL ONCE MORE I WILL ERASE YOU THREE POST HASTE.

“Y-you can't kill us simply because we didn't entertain you, that’s horrible!” Sweetie said.

“You’ve got no sense of humor! I even slipped on an icecube and you didn’t even chuckle” Scootaloo said.

“Ah agree, what does it take to make you laugh?” AB asked.

I CAN DO SO NOW IF YOU CONTINUE TO TRY MY PATIENCE! MAKE ME LAUGH!

The three felt his overwhelming power and shuddered.

“Come on girls… what can you do to survive?” Discord said.

“I-I don’t know!” Scootaloo began to tear up a little.

“We’ve done everything we can think of!” AB said.

“Please! I wanna go home! We never wanted to be chaos creatures” Sweetie said.

MAKE ME LAUGH OR DIE!

“This is all your fault Apple Bloom!” Scootaloo said.

“What?!” AB said offendedly.

“You had to be so curious about what Discord was doing! We should have known to leave well enough alone when it comes to him,” Scootaloo said.

“Wait a minute ah remember you bein on board with this too!” AB said.

“You talked me into it!” Scootaloo said.

“Girls!” Sweetie cried.

“AH DIDN’T THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN!” AB said.

“Well it did, how are we getting out of this!?” Scootaloo demanded.

“Ah don’t know!” AB said,

“We’re going to die, all of us and all because we had to stick our noses where they didn’t belong! Like we always do!” Scootaloo said crying.

“AAAH!” AB tackled Scootaloo and the two struggled on the floor while Sweetie took cover on the floor

“Told ya they’d choke,” Bart said.

“Hmmph,” Demongo rolled his eyes.

…..

“GET OFFA ME!” Scootaloo yelled.

“NOT UNTIL AH-” Suddenly they rolled back… and Sweeties horn jabbed AB right in her cutie mark.

“YOW!” AB jumped into the air and landed on Scootaloo.

“OOOFF!” Scootaloo bucked out from the pain and accidentally kicked Sweetie in the face and they all rolled onto the ground and groaned.

………SNK…

“Huh?” They all glanced up at Chief D who had a smile.

SUCH ANIMOSITY BETWEEN FRIENDS AND A TRIPLE KNOCKOUT? I’LL SAFELY SAY YOU BROUGHT A SMILE TO MY FACE.

“....Is he a sadist?...” Scootaloo asked genuinely worried.

NOT AT ALL, BUT THAT ACCIDENTAL TRIPLE K.O WAS PLEASING TO WATCH, I DECLARE THIS INITIATION UNDERWAY.

Every creature clapped and cheered.

“We… we did it!” Sweetie cheered.

“Ah.. guess we did,” AB said with a sigh of relief.

“And here I thought this guy was humorless…” Scootaloo said.

“So we’re not dying today!” Sweetie said as they all got up.

I WAS NEVER GOING TO ACTUALLY KILL YOU THREE.

“....What?” They asked.

IT WAS ALL A TEST TO SEE HOW FAR YOUR RESOLUTION AND PENCHANT FOR CHAOS WERE AND WHILE YOU BRIEFLY GAVE UP I SEE THE POTENTIAL CHAOS YOU CAN CREATE.

“....So you were kidding, to test our mettle….” Sweetie said honestly restraining herself from hitting the all-powerful being for scaring them so thoroughly.

AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION IT WOULD HAVE MADE ME LAUGH IF YOU BLEW A GALAXY AWAY WITH A GIANT WOOPIE CUSHION LIKE BILL DID.

“Ooook he is kinda sadistic…” Scootaloo said wanting to leave.

“Like wow! They pulled it off!” UI Shaggy and Scooby cheered and everycreature followed suit and they proceeded to leave the area to get back to the other festivities.

“Still didn’t beat my record!” Genie from Aladdin said on his way out.

“Someone will someday,” Discord said before walking up to them “Alright, you’ve done it, now prepare yourselves,” Discord said.

“To go home?” Sweetie asked.

“No, for the initiation,” Discord said getting behind a bunch of sentient sandbags that weren’t there before.

“What do you-”

HACK… PTEW!

Chief D spat on all three of their faces, right on their forehead.

“Eww! Why did you-” Sweetie complained before their eyes widened.

Suddenly it was as though they had fallen away from reality and everything became nothing, and nothing became everything…

Information, power, and strength it filled them like a tidal wave of never-ending sensation.

Above it all they felt a form of enlightenment that transcended their mortal understanding.

Their limbs grew longer, their wings bloomed bigger their horns became longer, their manes grew bigger as well, their shadowy bodies became darker than black and their eyes regained pupils and irises but they were now golden yellow.

With a shout, the three unleashed a burst of chaos magic around them.

As they stood there staring off into space they eventually shook their heads and looked down at themselves.

“Well girls? How do you feel?” Discord asked.

“....Like all powerful beings,” Apple Bloom said.

“I feel… no know I can do anything now,” Sweetie said.

“This is awesome!” Scootaloo said.

Discord gave a happy smile and wrapped the three in a hug.

“Alright! Welcome to the Chaos Club!” Discord said.

“YEAH!” The three mares cheered.

As the three made their way towards the exit they were doing various chaotic things to test their new abilities.

AB was conjuring apples of different colors.

Scootaloo was somehow walking alongside the group now upsidedown, yet she seemed to be walking on a surface.

And Sweetie Belle was braiding her own mane, using her own mane.

Not to mention the three were trotting around the danger tiles with ease now.

“Well girls, how did you enjoy your stay? Discord asked as Scootaloo hopped down.

“We loved it,” Scootaloo said.

“Ah can’t wait ta show off mah new powers to AJ,” Apple Bloom said.

“And I can sing in any tone I want now! Watch!” Sweetie sang a melody but altered her pitch at will “I can finally go on to be a singer!” Sweetie said.

“Alright, you girls get on home then, and if they ask, you insisted this happen, the last thing I want is Fluttershy mad at me,” Discord said.

“Right, we’ll do that, well see ya!” the three walked out the door which opened in the wall and they left.

“.....” Discord turned and walked back to the bar and sat down beside Bill, The Elephant, and Prismo.

“So…. how the experiment turn out,” Bill asked sipping a martini.

“...Without a hitch!” Discord laughed.

“I feel bad those three will never live normal lives again,” Prismo said.

“They’ve come to accept that ever since their initiation, and besides, now that I know Chief D is willing to let some newcomers in to expand the chaos populace a little and is willing to perform an initiation with mortals now, its time… to initiate, plan chaotic friends,” Discord said pulling a list out of his ear and flipping it down and on this list, were names.

List of chaos friends:

Initial run:

Apple Bloom X

Scootaloo X

Sweetie Belle X

Intended targets:

Twilight Sparkle

Rainbow Dash

Applejack

Pinkie Pie

Rarity

Spike

Big Mac

And especially Fluttershy

“Da, and then they will be your friends in chaos, and you can finally marry Fluttershy,” The Elephant said as he drank his wine with his trunk.

“Exactly!... Though I wonder of the ramifications of this, I do hope they accept this like the CMC has,” Discord said.

“Ah don’t lose your will now Discord, messing with mortals is what we do,” Bill said.

“...Indeed,” Discord said getting up and stretching out “Welp, gotta get moving, operation Chaotic Friends isn’t going to implement itself,” Discord said as he walked off to the exit.

“Lookin forward to it!” Bill waved him off.

Discord made his way outside and onto the motorcycle and he put the helmet on before driving off.

To do as Twilight does.

And make friends…

FIN

Author's Note

That ending got kinda dark.

But I can see the potential new stories that can result from this being continued by any of you are interested. :pinkiehappy:

Till then, ciao.