"Step right up, folks, for the journey of a lifetime! Happiness, adventure and friendship can be all yours in the magical land of Equestria, and all for the low, low price of just thirty dollars."

Originally written for the /fic/ minific write-off event The Price of a Dream. Coverart sourced from this and this, both by cradet. Thanks to Ion-Sturm, alexmagnet, Pav Feira and whoever else I'm forgetting for all the feedback.