cute crusade

by apple short

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Zecora, Apple Bloom, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Adventure
Length: 1133

a story about Apple Bloom on her journey.

a story about Apple Bloom going on a journey. Suggested by The Evil Homer because he says this pony is real and can be given goodness through story telling powers.

Published 2012-10-19 19:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-19 19:00:01 UTC

Chapter 1

To be simple not containing the full extent of fluid motion i create in mind for stories with exampling prowess because it is better that way and apple bloom is a child lacking supreme dictation and fluent writability prower. Edited for me by my friend jack who is awwsome even though we fight sometimes.
It was time to go crusading as a crusader of cute marks and Apple Bloom decided it was best to go outside and round up none of her friends but go alone with just an apple of magic and an extra bow for her frolicking hair that poofedand spiraled with control issues and the stolen book of power that she took from the library to see if she had a thief cutie mark.
“Yippee I am off to adventure and effing get a cutie mark before the other two yall.” she said it maniaclly to herself with a pleasureable smile and she whistled through teeth. Suddenly she had understood the course set before her and she jumped into the everfree to get the knowedge of zebra gaining and to plunge zecora into sleep to acuire the vast murky presense of her despicable aura of doom.
“Apple Bloom!” zecora shocked herself to notice things! I am (also she doesn’t speak in rhymes only sometimes she does anymore because she no longer needs them to stabilitate her potions. Just when it gets bad and she cannot do without its increase in kinac tactivity.) so not pleased that you have come here to fight with me!” She snorted and her mane blew across the sand in silence of the everfree.
“Buuuut I am getting a cutie mark for being a zebra!” whined her much disconcerted and she stamped her hoof so that it ricocheted throughout the silence in abounding loudness. “Ponyhowdy let me learn the secrets of being you!” She opened her sack and cast out the book of violent magic that hates at the zecora witch!
“What the eff you stupid pony baby!” Zecora threw up her arms and began to chant with sections and lifting a paw she created a zebra striped whip to smack the pony Apple Blooms spell book into the submission of dominance. “I now must control this dumb effing book or else we will all die because it took the powers you contain with a look.” She concentrated hard and her eyes squeezed and she exhaled breath at the sky and pounced on the book.
Applebloom was not impressed and she pulled out the extra hair bow she had bought to tie her hair back more so she could think likely. “Yall beware my apple farmer magic I learnt it from my sister and her big brother and a small bit of granny!” Suddenly! She threw the apple with a cry of being pushed. “hugh!” she wined and it soared outward growing to be like james and the giant peaches peach only an apple and without living bugs to hold inside of it. “Take that you stupid witch.”
Zecora appalled herself at the sight of the apple in sky and she screamed with houren des shouts! “Stupid effing baby pony dont you see what you have doney to us!” she smacked her hoofs against her head and cried mixing it with the blood of her ears and a golden neck ring that she grabbed as incase apple bloom sought to attack her violently that day to earn a cutie mark! “This is it I will defeat your apple magic then!” she threw the ring around the apple and it grew to the massive proportioin shattering size of the apple and wound itself about it like a snake fueling tendrils of itself to squeeze the mouse to death with viscous intent and hissing laughter to drown out its sadistic cries of agony and impure wish to not be eaten and serve as food for the more powerful and natures way dictates that the snake should win!
Suddenly the apple exploded and apple bloo looked shock beyond belief! “My sister will kill me yall stupid zebra!” She moaned and scratched at her head and shrugged her shoulders with dejection! “That was her apple!”
Zecora felt bad but ahd to save everyone so she let it be and instead felt better becase she had saved the Apple Bloom form herself and not allowed her to get the cutie mark of killing a witch because that would destroy a pony who is meant to love apples and make them grow not a slayer of bad spell casting ponies! “You should take this lesson and learn it and go back and do apple stuff Apple Bloom to earn it!”
Apple Bloom snickered and sipped some apple juice she had brought along. “Yall are stupid because I have a secret wea pin to kill you with. “she suddenly smacked the bow from her head and karate chopped it into an origami sword. “Die so I can become the first of the crusades to get marked with a power pony howdy!”
She attacked zecora who fended her off with much shrugging and careful sighs of fear. “Apple Bloom that is a dangerous weapon what are you doing!” She smacked at the young ponies body and forgot to acknowledge that a witch is power made from the thoughts of others ideas and her wizard stripes shook when they extended the gratitude of her people against themselves. It is to be her power and she reached forward tainting the bow majestically so it brightened and disappeared in a mist of ever real substance to become a night hidden bow unvisable to all but the trained.
“Apple Bloom stop!” She screamed smacking the baby pony on the head to bring her into reality and away from dark thoughts. “You should bring your friends and cute mark to learn apple flavored potions I create then you can really do great!”
Apple Bloom realized that her selfishness had almost killed a really actual good witch and she let loose a tear and zecora made it up to her by telling her that she would help scootaloo get dream kissed by rainbow dash.
So Apple Bloom went back to the farm to collect spellable apples and get the cutie crusades together to learn to cast black magic for good.
Might continue after I finish prince martin willis three. It will follow apple bloom around town casting magic for good and saving people with potions that kill! Also scootaloo and Sweetie Bell come and help too by learning sword power and also screeching earthquake. They will get the appleseed of imbuement and learn to make pony toys for fun but turn into weapons later or escape rides. It will be a fantasy to live in for them.