CYOA: A Day in Ponyville

You just couldn't leave well enough alone. We were playing a perfectly fun game of choosing your own adventures. You'd pick one of the given paths, and we got to see silly ponies doing silly things. Some bad things would happen, but it was fine! There's no great adventure without any danger. But now? Now you've gone and ruined it.

We can't very well be giving you choices if there's only one way to do anything. You were supposed to move past this momentary gaffe and continue the game, but no! You had to keep poking at that invalid option.

It was only there because it had to be!

Well, now we have no choice but to actually give you something! Not much, but at least it'll make you look better when we finally catch up to the original choices. Hopefully. Let's get this over with.

Really. Fine, so you wanted a different option. You won't like it, but whatever.

So there you are, in Ponyville. It's a perfectly sunny day. Birds are singing, ponies are having fun, and you're off to find something to do. "All I need is a bit of courage!"

The fine folks at Sweet Apple Acres will know how to help.

You trot on over there with a gay little clipity clop. You've been meaning to ask Applejack for advice, but this is one of the few times you've actually found yourself on the farm. Your gaze travels up the trellis and you find Applejack tending to the apple trees.

"Howdy there, pardner!" She comes trotting up to you, just to pause. "Somethin' ain't right." She sniffs the air with suspicion. "That's odd." She leans in close, snuffing harder. "Did you step in something?"

"Not that I can recall." You tilt your head. "Is it that bad?"

She rubs her nose against your side. "Nah, I think it's better to ignore it."

But this isn't something you can ignore, you see.

My little pony, you've prodded me too many times. It's time we played a different game entirely.

I call it Choose Your Chaos!

This is going to be fun.

What a chaotic end to a day in Ponyville.

The end.