Salt: Shining Love Salts

by CrimsonWolf360

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Romance, Porn, Sex, Fetish, Comedy, Shining Armor, Human, Anon
Length: 7047

After detecting a sudden and massive spike of love in Ponyville, Princess Cadence and her husband, Shining Armor head into town to see exactly what is going on. They find the source quickly enough...

After detecting a sudden and massive spike of love in Ponyville, Princess Cadence and her husband, Shining Armor head into town to see exactly what is going on. They find the source quickly enough... now there's only two questions on either of their minds: Is this weird ape thing good enough for Twilight? And why does he smell so damn good? Only one way to find out!

Contains: threesome, mxmxf, gay blowjob, cum-swapping(mxf), open marriage, multiple orgasms, throatfucking, large amounts of cum, pheremone-induced horniness, crotch-sniffing, musk, and probably some others I'm forgetting.

Proofread and edited by Pillowfight

Art by: t72b

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Published 2024-08-18 15:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2024-08-18 15:30:01 UTC

The Lust Felt 'Round The World

"-I swear, I'm feeling it again. I know I'm not crazy." Cadence protested, her luscious pink wing flaring open to gesture in the direction of Equestria.

"I believe you, honey. I never said I didn't. My question is 'where' in Equestria are you feeling it? A spike of love that's got you this bent out of shape has literally never happened before so I don't exactly know if it's a good thing or a bad thing." Shining Armor replied, placatingly.

Cadence sat on her haunches on the balcony, her eyes glued to the horizon as the moon slowly made its ascent overhead. The brilliant night time auras of the Crystal Empire were starting to take shape in the twilight hour, filling the skyline with pinks, greens, reds, and blues. Truly, it was a sight to behold; one that rivaled even the hoofwork of the princess of the night whose backdrop they appeared before. Still, Cadence couldn't be bothered to spare a glance to the normally breathtaking view.

Instead, her eyes were narrowed to thin slits as she rolled her tongue in her mouth, struggling to place the feeling she felt in her chest.

"Um, Princess Cadence? Prince Shining Armor? I just put Flurry Heart to bed, so I'll be turning in for the night. You two staying out here much longer?" Sunburst asked, the crystaller stallion peering in from the doorway, his blazing orange coat standing in stark contrast to the blues and purples of the crystals around him.

"Thank you, Sunburst. We should be coming back in just a few minutes. You have a good night." Shining replied, giving a friendly nod to the stallion.

"Will do. You two have a good rest of your night." Sunburst replied, shooting Shining a quick wink before turning tail and heading away, a little more sway in his hips than was necessary.

Shining playfully rolled his eyes once Sunburst was out of view and turned back to his wife, finding that her gaze hadn't moved an inch.

"You're really focused on this. Hun, you should get some rest. There's a lot to do tomorrow-" Shining began, only to jump as Cadence suddenly cut him off.

"I've got it! We're going to Ponyville, first thing tomorrow morning!" Cadence cried, thrusting her hoof in the direction of the quaint little town hundreds of miles away.

"W-what? Ponyville? That's where you're getting this feeling from?" Shining questioned, dumbstruck.

Cadence quickly turned on him, dashing over to his side and sweeping him up into a tight hug, "Honey! Don't you know what this means?!" She squee'd.

"Uh... that we'll have to cancel all our plans to see the castle interior decorator's new dining plates?" Shining asked, hopefully.

"No! Of course not! We are absolutely picking out a new set," Cadence firmly decreed, shaking her head for a moment before grabbing Shining's head with her hooves and practically shoving her eyeballs against his, "Shiny, this means that whatever is going on is in Ponyville!" She exclaimed.

"Alright... and?" Shining replied, hesitantly.

"You're really dense sometimes, you know that, dear," Cadence deadpanned.

"And you love me all the more for it. Who else can stand there, listening to nobles complain about mundane tasks and just completely tune them out? Not you, that's for sure," Shining snarkily replied.

Cadence sighed, "Touché. Regardless, are you maybe sort of kind of forgetting that you happen to have a sister who lives in Ponyville!? A sister who I used to foalsit and and am now legally sister-in-laws with!?" She exclaimed, regaining much of her earlier gusto.

As if a lightswitch had been turned on in his head, Shining's eyes widened in excitement, "Twily! Oh my Celestia, you're right! If this really is localized in Ponyville, then maybe she finally found a special somepony!" He cheered, breaking free from his wife's grasp to practically prance in place.

Cadence watched him for a few moments until he realized what he was doing and quickly halted his excitement with an awkward cough.

"Did I ever tell you how adorable you are? 'Cause you're the cutest, babe." She smiled, trotting over to him and placing a loving kiss on his muzzle.

"Yeah, yeah... so we're heading over to see Twily then?" Shining asked, hopefully.

"There's no guarantee that it's Twilight that's the source of all that love... but given her track record, I think that the odds are in our favor. Do you think Sunburst would mind foalsitting Flurry for a few days?" Cadence asked, turning to head indoors.

Shining, quickly following after her, shook his head, "Nah, he loves foalsitting her. She 'keeps him on his hooves', as he put it."

The couple shared a chuckle, "That she does. Now, let's get some rest, dear. We've got a long day ahead of us tomorrow."

"Should we send Twily a letter, letting her know we're coming?" Shining questioned, as he made his way over to their lavish bed.

"Now why would we want to ruin the surprise?" Cadence smirked, prompting a chuckle from her husband as she blew out the lantern illuminating the room.

The Following Day

Anon stretched his arms as he yawned in the early morning light. His joints popped several times, prompting a sigh of relaxation to leave his lungs as his arms slowly fell down onto two of the fuzzy pillows snuggled against him. As his eyes adjusted to the light spilling into Twilight's bedroom through her large crystal window, he found himself covered in a number of different colors.

Twilight was laid beside him, her head resting peacefully on his chest, while Rainbow snuggled on his other side, her rainbow mane spilling over and mixing with Twilight's hair. Down between his legs, Rarity and AppleJack were cuddling together, both using each of his thighs as pillows to lean against as they hugged each other. Roseluck and Derpy were on the outside of his legs, both mares holding onto him as they nuzzled their heads against his hips in their sleep. Last, and certainly not least, Princess Luna's ethereal mane drifted overhead, prompting him to glance upward at his own fuzzy, midnight blue pillow as she finally cut off the spell she'd been maintaining all night and let out a tired yawn.

Seeing his attention was needed, Anon reached up with his free hand and scritched at Luna's cheek, earning an affectionate nuzzle and coo of happiness from the midnight mare.

"Good morning *yawn* Anon... did you sleep well?" Luna asked through yet another yawn.

Anon chuckled and reached further upward, gently caressing and rubbing Luna's ear between his index finger and thumb, "When I'm buried in mares like all of you? Always." He grinned.

"Mmhmm they say that sleeping with your partners is the best way to ensure a good night of restful slumber," Luna replied, tilting her head to grant Anon better access to her ear.

"I do recall reading that in several books about restful sleep," Twilight chimed in, stretching slightly before nuzzling her cheek against Anon's throat.

"Ah, when did you wake up?" Anon teased, kissing the top of her head.

"A few minutes ago. Just wanted to enjoy a few more minutes of this before I have to get up for the day." Twilight bemoaned, squeezing Anon tighter.

"Hey... you're hogging all of Anon's chest, Twi." Rainbow grumbled, her eyes blearily opening as her pillow was snuggled away from her by the lavender alicorn.

"You were hoggin' 'im for a good enough chunk a' the night, Dash. I think you can let Twilight get one good hug in, don'tcha think?" AppleJack spoke up, lifting her head from Anon's thigh.

The continued conversation quickly roused the rest of the ponies snuggled up against Anon, prompting several more yawns and adorable stretches from little ponies just waking up in the early morning.

"I should probably get going. I need to make my rounds and I do not wanna be late again." Derpy acknowledged, getting to her hooves.

"As do I. I have an entire litany of dresses to make today for Fancy Pants' soiree next weekend. Fleur is going to look extravagant." Rarity added.

"Same. Lily and Daisy are gonna know something's up when they smell you on me for the third morning in a row. There's no way I can make it back in time for a shower before they wake up to run the stall." Roseluck bit her lip, shyly rubbing her foreleg with her hoof.

"If you'd like, I could teleport you over to your house? Might be fast enough to beat your sisters downstairs that way." Twilight offered.

"Ya sure didn't seem so concerned about yer' sisters smelling 'im on you last night, Rose." AppleJack teased, a wolfish grin splitting on her muzzle.

Roseluck blushed, "I... that was..." she sighed, "... fair point."

"Ah, don't be so shy about it, Rose! Anon's the best. Your sisters are gonna want in within ten minutes of actually getting to know him." Rainbow offered, before laying back down on Anon's chest, hogging him from Twilight.

Partially due to the conversation at hand, and partially due to the pouting alicorn to his left, Anon chuckled, "I never thought I'd be such a hot commodity around here. Is there even like... a limit to how many ponies a guy can have in his herd?"

"Well, Rose and Derpy aren't official. They both said they wanna just feel it out before they commit a hundred percent." AppleJack reminded him.

"A shame, really. You'd both make excellent herd-mates." Rarity offered, politely.

"True, true. Speaking of, aren't you both... ya'know... running late?" Anon asked, snickering at the look of panic that quickly wormed its way onto both mares' faces.

"Oh horseapples! You're right! I gotta go. See you all tomorrow!" Derpy exclaimed, darting out of the bed and opening the window to head outside.

As Anon watched the ditzy and extremely cute mailmare go, he caught one last glance at her shapely and still leaking ass. A sense of pride welled in his chest as he saw the white dribble away from her as she flew, but his attention was quickly pulled to Rose as she practically bounced in place. The poor mare was always just a bundle of nerves wherever she went, it seemed.

"Oh, Princess Twilight, please teleport me to my house! At this rate I'm going to be late for opening the stall!" Roseluck exclaimed.

"Rose, we've already established this. You don't have to call me 'princess'," Twilight rolled her eyes with an amused snicker, "-say 'hi' to Lily and Daisy for me."

With that, Twilight's horn illuminated in a bright purple light, before flashing a brilliant white and teleporting Roseluck away with a *poof*.

"I suppose I should head out as well. Thank you all for such a wonderful last few nights. I can't wait for the next evening we all share." Rarity announced, standing up to her full height on the mattress.

Much like Derpy, Rarity's marehood was still dripping with white from the previous night, a fact that both aroused Anon, and filled him with a profound sense of pride.

With a few more quick goodbyes, Rarity hopped off of the bed and departed, leaving the herd to snuggle for a few more minutes as Twilight got to her hooves to get ready for the day. The sound of running water filled the air as she showered, quickly ending after just ten minutes. As she exited the bathroom, her coat still dripping wet, she snorted in amusement at the sight of Luna curled around Anon, her muzzle buried into his neck and her barrel softly rising and falling with each steady breath. Rainbow and AppleJack, meanwhile, had gotten to their hooves and were both stretching.

"You girls heading out?" Twilight inquired.

Rainbow and AppleJack both nodded, "Yeah, I gotta Wonderbolts practice today so I need to get going." Rainbow replied.

"Harvest starts tomorrow, so ya'll won't be seein' much a' me the next few days. That said, I do expect to make up for lost time when I can come by again." AppleJack answered, closing the distance and deeply kissing Twilight.

After sloppily returning the kiss, Twilight smiled and bid her herdmates goodbye as they both left, leaving just her, Anon, and Luna. She trotted over to the bed, hopping up beside Anon and fixing him with an amused smirk.

"Are you planning on using Luna as a pillow all morning, Nonny?" she teased.

Anon shrugged. "Well... is it my fault she's so warm and fuzzy?"

Twilight giggled into her hoof, "I suppose not. Though, Celestia is probably expecting her back in Canterlot soon. I still can't believe she hasn't told her about the herd." She acknowledged, nodding toward Luna.

Anon shrugged once more, "Eh, she probably doesn't want to make her sister jealous or worried about her or something. From what I've heard, Celestia is a bit like you in that way." He snorted in amusement, reaching over and scritching Twilight's cheek.

Though she leaned into the touch, Twilight soon shook her head and pulled away, "Well, we'd better get her back to the castle then. Celestia is going to start teleporting all over Equestria if she can't find her within the next hour and the last thing Luna needs is for her sister to find out about all of us like this." She reasoned, gesturing to the dried and sticky spots all over Luna's fur.

Anon nodded in agreement, "Alright. Time to get up, Lulu." He replied, sitting upright with a groan.

"I can teleport her to Canterlot. It's my first stop for the day anyway so it's not even out of the way for me." Twilight offered.

"Think you can keep from waking her up during that trip?" Anon inquired, gently brushing his fingers through Luna's soft cheek fur as she slept.

"I think I can manage that. Now, you go and shower, Anon. At this rate, you'll have the rest of Ponyville breaking the door down to get a piece of you, with how much of your scent you're putting off." Twilight teased, her horn igniting in lavender light once more.

Anon held his hands up in mock surrender, "As you wish, my Princess."

Twilight playfully rolled her eyes as Anon got off the bed. With no more obstacles in the way, her horn glowed brighter and brighter, before teleporting both her and Luna away with a *poof*.

With his entire herd gone for the day, Anon headed over to the bathroom and showered. Much like Twilight, it took him only ten minutes to get completely clean and presentable for the day. After drying off and walking back into the bedroom, he opened the drawer Twilight had practically stuffed with his clothing the previous day and dressed himself. He slipped into a simple T-shirt and shorts before scooping up his sweaty and dirty clothing from the day before. He moved to the door, grabbing the handle just as a sapphire aura wrapped around it.

"-thank you, Spike, but I know where Twilight's room i-" Cadence was cut off mid sentence, as she opened the door and walked straight into Anon, knocking all of his sweaty and pheromone-rich clothes all over herself.

"Oh shit!" Anon exclaimed, stumbling back from the impact.

"Hun? You okay?" Shining Armor inquired, walking over to his wife's side.

Cadence quickly levitated the clothing off of her body, though the piece of underwear resting precariously on her muzzle was the last piece to go. Her nostrils flared repeatedly as she slowly set the underwear down on the floor beside her.

"U-uh, sorry about that. Are you okay?" Anon asked, crouching down to the height of the pink alicorn before him.

"Y-yeah... I'm fine. Are you Anon?" Cadence questioned, slowly glancing up to Anon, then back to his underwear, then back to him again.

"Uh, yeah. You must be Princess Cadence and Prince Shining Armor! Oh, right, my bad!" Anon hastily replied, before bowing to the royalty before him.

"Oh please, don't. Spike tells us you've basically moved in here, and any friend of Twilight's is a friend of ours. Just call us Cadence and Shining." Shining responded, dismissively waving a hoof.

"Y-yeah... a friend..." Cadence murmured, her pupils dilating slightly.

"Something smells amazing in there. You guys cooking up eggs or something?" Shining joked as Anon stood back upright.

Anon sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck, "Uh, hehe... not exactly. I just woke up, actually. If you don't mind me asking, what are you two doing here so early? Twilight just left and she didn't say anything about you guys coming by." He replied.

"She just left? Honey, I told you we should've sent a letter." Shining sighed.

"No, no... I think this is fine. I think... we actually need to speak with you, Anon." Cadence responded, nodding as she stepped forward.

Even if Anon wanted to stop her, there was no halting the advance of the love alicorn as she trotted into Twilight's room. Shining Armor quickly followed in after her, a confused look on his muzzle. Once they were both inside, Anon glanced over to Spike, finding the small purple dragon shrugging at him. He returned the shrug before closing the door and returning his attention to the pair of royals now walking around his herdmate's room as if they were searching for something.

"So... what did you guys need to talk to me about?" Anon inquired, quite curiously.

Rather than verbally reply, Cadence closed her eyes and pointed her head skyward. Her nostrils flared over and over as she sniffed the air, prompting a concerned look from Anon. Being well aware of his particular 'gift', he knew exactly what was happening, though the prospect of the mare before him not only being married, but her husband being not even five feet away from him, was cause for great concern.

"Um... Cadence, you probably shouldn't do that-" Anon began only to freeze as Cadence suddenly turned and stared directly at him, her eyes still closed and her nostrils flaring even more.

She started walking toward him, each step purposeful and intimidating as the distance between them was closed in record time. Before he knew it, Anon was out of room and pressed quite literally against the wall. Still, Cadence pressed closer like a bloodhound, honing in on his scent until her muzzle was just a few precious inches away from his groin. Frantically glancing over at Shining Armor, Anon was taken completely aback as the stallion's attention seemed focused on the décor of the room and the view outside.

Suddenly, Cadence stopped sniffing him and opened her eyes, "I knew it! It's him! He's the reason for the spike of love I felt!" She exclaimed, startling both Anon and Shining.

"Really? Are you sure, hun?" Shining asked, trotting over to her side.

"Uh-" Anon began to speak, only to halt as Cadence picked up his sweaty underwear with her magic and literally shove it over Shining's muzzle.

With both nostrils and his mouth completely covered by the fabric, Shining had no choice but to inhale a heaping of Anon's salty pheromones, causing his eyes to nearly dilate on the spot.

"Smell that? Now smell it from the source." Cadence ordered, using her magic to rip the clothing off of Shining's face and then shove his head straight into Anon's crotch.

"Jesus!" Anon exclaimed, grabbing and trying to remove Shining's face from his crotch.

Unfortunately for both males in the predicament, Cadence's magic was simply stronger than either of their muscles, forcing them to struggle against her until she decided her poor husband had had enough. Finally, she released his head, allowing him to throw his head back and gasp for desperately needed air while Anon stepped away, the feeling of Shining's muzzle pressed firmly against his shaft and balls leaving him both terrified and slightly aroused.

"What in the ass was that about?" Anon questioned, trying desperately to hide his growing erection while his face turned cherry red.

"Well? What did you think, hun?" Cadence asked, completely ignoring Anon and looking to her husband.

Said husband was still struggling to catch his breath, though one thing Anon did notice right away was the slowly emerging endowment of Shining's fifth leg from its sheath. He quickly looked away, opting to look up at Shining's face instead. There he saw that the stallion's icy blue eyes were noticeably dilated, and staring off into space as if he was on a different planet entirely.

"Y-yeah.... Holy Buck..." Shining muttered, finally managing to say something.

Cadence giggled, "I thought you'd like that. Now, why don't we address the elephant in the room-" She tittered, turning back to Anon with a suddenly predatory smile forming on her muzzle.

"Uh... what... is happening right now?" Anon questioned, finding himself backed into a corner once more as Cadence slowly approached him.

"What's happening is that I detected a spike of love in this area, the likes of which I've never seen before. A spike of love that just so happens to have radiated from this room last night... this room that absolutely reeks of sex. What in Equestria is that amazing, delicious, salty scent that is just oozing out of you!?" Cadence exclaimed, slamming both of her hooves against the door on either side of Anon's shoulders.

Anon nervously gulped, "I-" He began, only for Cadence to just continue.

"And don't even get me started on your clothes! Even if you haven't worn those since yesterday, they're positively bathed in your sexy scent!" She cried.

"I... sexy?" Anon parroted, blinking owlishly.

"You could say that again," Shining muttered, holding Anon's t-shirt over his muzzle while he huffed the scent like a drug addict huffing paint.

"Shining, manners," Cadence deadpanned, before turning back to Anon, "Now talk! You've been bucking Twilight silly, haven't you!" She accused him.

"I, uh... I mean... yes?" Anon weakly replied, his mind struggling to comprehend the interrogation he was receiving.

"I knew it!" Cadence cheered, her wings spreading wide as she leapt into the air, "You know what that means, Shiny!" She called, fluttering back over to the bed.

"Oh hay yeah!" Shining cheered, tossing Anon's shirt over his wither and trotting after his wife.

"W-what does that mean?" Anon questioned, half parts fear and genuine curiosity in his voice.

"It means that since you're with my dear sister-in-law now, we have to make sure you can make her happy in the bedroom. I am the Princess of Love after all, so it's my duty to ensure all of my loved ones are well laid by their partners." Cadence explained, humbly holding a hoof to her chest.

Anon's eye twitched, "I... feel like I must have misunderstood something there. Are... are you asking to have sex with me?" He questioned, stepping toward the couple.

"Does a bug-bear poop in the woods?" Shining smirked.

Anon did a double take, "B-but, you're married! I mean... and Twilight is your literal sister!" He exclaimed, gesturing to Shining, "How would she take this? I don't-" He began, but paused as Cadence held up a hoof to silence him.

"Anon, honey," Cadence purred, her silky voice sending a wave of goosebumps rushing up and down Anon's entire body, "I promise you, Twilight will be okay with it. As for us, well... let's just say that we're used to sharing our bed with one or more creatures that aren't exactly a part of our marriage, if you catch my meaning." She explained, her magic wrapping around Anon's waist and dragging him over to the side of the bed.

"I... wait, really?" Anon questioned, tilting his head to the side and dropping his paltry resistance.

"Like I said, I'm the Princess of Love. Shining here is also quite adventurous, aren't you, dear?" Cadence asked, her horn flashing once more and simply teleporting Anon's clothes away.

Shining's eyes simply lit up upon seeing Anon's cock spring forth from its cloth prison, his glans bobbing up and down in front of him as the human attached to it jumped from the shock.

"Oh, I need to taste him." Shining murmured, leaning forward.

Too stunned to speak, let alone pull away, Anon simply watched as a stallion, whom he'd previously thought straight as an arrow, closed in on his cock like any one of the mares he'd been with the past few weeks. The electric thrill and the sense of naughtiness he felt from watching a stallion of all things, open his mouth to accommodate his girth was addicting, it was with more willingness and gusto that he was prepared to admit he had, that Anon thrust forward and met Shining Armor half way.

"Oh! I think he's warming up to the idea quite nicely." Cadence chuckled as Anon's cock slid into Shining's open maw.

Anon wasn't quite sure what he was expecting. The warm, moist, velveteen maw of a stallion should be just as enticing and feel just as amazing as the mouth of a mare, yet there was one thing about stallions that he hadn't considered: their muzzles. While every mare he'd been with had absolutely no problems sucking cock, their muzzles were notably shorter than Shining's. What that meant, was that the stallion could comfortably accommodate his entire length in his maw, allowing him to apply not just suction, but to roll his tongue all over Anon's cock, not just the base.

And what a tongue he had. Instantly, upon hilting Anon's cock in his mouth, Shining went to work, lavishing the entirety of his shaft as if it were his last meal. The sublime texture of the soft equine tongue rubbed all over the sensitive underside of Anon's glans, sending wave after wave of pleasure shooting up his spine. So taken aback with pleasure was he, that Anon could only grab to handfuls of the stallion's mane and hold on for dear life as his soul was sucked out through his cock.

"H-holy... shit..." Anon groaned, nearly stumbling back as Shining sucked him off with gusto.

Not to be left out of the experience, Cadence quickly levitated a chair over behind Anon, allowing him to stumble back into the seat without falling onto his rump, and more importantly, without dislodging his shaft from Shining's mouth. As Anon took his seat, the Princess of Love reared up on her hind legs beside him and grabbed his head with her hooves. Before he could even process what was happening, Anon's senses were assaulted by yet another soft, moist sensation pressed against his lips.

The kiss was full of lust and passion, leaving Anon no room to even consider fighting back as he all but welcomed Cadence into his mouth with an open invitation. Her tongue darted in, tracing all over his teeth before rolling over his own tongue. Her hooves gently pawed at his body, rubbing his chest and shoulder as her wings flared out in excitement.

The stimulation was simply too much, too good, and too taboo for Anon's poor human mind to handle. He felt himself teetering toward the edge of release remarkably fast. Whether that was because of the fact that Shining's bright blue eyes looked up to him with the most depraved, lewd look about them he'd ever seen, or the fact that his head game was simply in another league entirely, he couldn't say, but between that and Cadence completely pummeling him with pleasure in every other sense he had, it was only a matter of minutes before he felt the tightness in his groin growing to levels he couldn't contain.

Anon tried to break free, to say something to warn Shining that he was about to bust straight into his mouth, but the instant he tried to pull away from Cadence, she firmly pushed back against him, pressing him into the chair so tightly that he couldn't move. Restrained, turned on beyond all belief, and quickly losing himself to the amorous assault of the married couple pleasuring him, Anon could do nothing but groan as he was pushed over the edge.

The first spurt of his load shot to the back of Shining's throat, making the stallion pause his bobbing to instead suckle on the shaft pumping his mouth full of cum. He moaned around his mouthful, his eyes rolling back in his head as Anon filled his mouth with his salty seed.

"Oh! Is he cumming!?" Cadence exclaimed, breaking the kiss with Anon to glance down at her husband.

Shining grunted the affirmative, prompting Cadence to drop down to his side. Almost as if they'd practiced the maneuver before, Shining slurped up what cum was still firing off into his mouth before popping his lips off of Anon's cock. In one smooth motion that was so fast, Anon didn't even notice the brief lapse in warm, wet, pleasure, Cadence took his manhood into her mouth, allowing him to cover her taste buds with the last of his sperm.

Suckling every last drop of his seed as she removed herself from him, Cadence turned to Shining and pulled him into a deep kiss. Human spunk ran down both of their cheeks as they shared a cum-filled kiss, their tongues rolling over one another to share the impressive load of salty flavor before they both gulped it down.

"Oh my Celestia... he tastes so good." Shining gasped, catching his breath after spending the better part of five minutes with his snout buried in Anon's groin.

"I think I see why Twilight fell for him... among other mares." Cadence chuckled, glancing back to Anon.

For his part, Anon was struggling to come down from yet another one of the most intense orgasms he'd ever experienced. his mind struggled to reboot from the best blowjob he'd ever received, and from a stallion no less! The concept was still as jarring to him as it was exciting, but he didn't have long to ponder his possible conditional homosexual status as he was suddenly levitated off the chair and laid out on his back on the bed.

"Well well, look at what we have here, Shining." Cadence purred, licking her lips as she stared at Anon's still erect cock.

"Looks to me like the ride of a lifetime." Shining grinned.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Cadence asked, wiggling her eyebrows.

"As much fun as that might be... his mouth looks way too small for me. Think you're up to the task?" Shining teased, glancing down at his painfully erect cock.

"Oh, stallions... always wanting your cocks sucked." Cadence chuckled, before nodding and climbing on top of Anon.

As he was straddled by the Love Princess, Anon finally came back to his senses. He glanced up just in time to watch Shining hop onto the bed and stroll over behind him. The sudden realization of his position and what would be happening just above his head hit him with the force of a brick. His heterosexual desire to not be bathed in pony cum quickly forced him to act, lest he end up looking like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Without a word, Anon grabbed Cadence by the hips and rolled her over until he was on top of her. The sudden athletic movement from the previously comatose human caught both ponies off guard, but they were hardly upset by the new development.

"Oh? Ready to take charge now, are we?" Cadence teased, her clit winking out and kissing the underside of Anon's shaft.

"If we're doing this, we're doing it my way. Since you guys seem to have no problem sharing, I don't suppose you'd mind if I play a bit more of a role than a living sex doll for you two." Anon rebutted, glancing up to Shining.

"Hey, no complaints from me. If anything, this is a way better angle. I can thrust so much deeper into her throat this way." Shining wryly grinned.

"And you still have yet to make me gag." Cadence snarked.

"Maybe we'll change that today." Shining purred, leaning down to kiss his wife.

The two shared a deep, passionate kiss before Shining climbed over Cadence to line his cock up with her muzzle. The act brought him basically right up to Anon, his muzzle just a few inches from Anon's face as the human pressed his cock against Cadence's folds.

"Well this is certainly... an experience..." Anon muttered, trying to avoid looking directly into Shining's eyes.

"Aww, don't be so coy. You certainly weren't complaining when you had your dick in my muzzle a few minutes ago." Shining teased, sliding his own shaft into his wife's eager and waiting lips.

"That was... a first, for me..." Anon admitted, also thrusting his hips forward into Cadence's needy pussy.

As with every mare he'd fucked, the slick, clinging walls of Cadence's snatch were utter heaven, sending his cock straight to heaven as he slid inch after inch into her. He let out a small groan of pleasure as he slowly hilted inside the alicorn of love, though he did find his gaze pulled to the striking blue eyes looking up at him.

"I think if you broaden your horizons just a little bit, you might, *nghhah* find that you might enjoy it a lot more than you'd have thought." Shining reasoned, grunting in pleasure as he hilted in his wife's throat, his heavy sack blocking out her vision.

While the moment was still awkward, and Anon still found himself clinging on to some measure of his perceived sense of self, he couldn't deny that the oral he'd received from Shining was the best damn head he'd ever received. Not to mention he had downright adorable features like any other pony in the wonderful world of Equestria... and he did have a cute face that bordered on being just boyish enough to be considered slightly feminine and just angular enough to make it obvious that he wasn't a mare. The swirling thoughts made him second guess himself as he started to thrust into Cadence, each wink and quiver of her sopping pussy around his length sending waves of pleasure up his spine.

"I will admit... it was pretty damn good." Anon shrugged, slightly.

"Good enough to maybe try something a little less raunchy?" Shining smirked.

"Shining, we're both balls deep in your wife... I think we're well past saving this from being 'raunchy'." Anon deadpanned.

As the two continued to thrust away, the meaty *plaps* of their meat-sticks in the love princess's holes made a sinful symphony of depraved lust that filled the air. Were they not experiencing the absolute heaven that was Cadence's throat and snatch, they might've picked up on the meaty, wet, squelches that fought with them for decibels in the otherwise silent room.

"Haha, I know that. I'm just making a suggestion. You smell... really good and... well..." Shining trailed off, a nervous blush adorning his features.

Anon tilted his head to the side at the sight, struggling to comprehend what could be making the stallion now holding onto him for stability as he pounded his wife's throat, so nervous.

"What... are you asking?" Anon questioned, softly.

Shining looked up to him, his bright blue eyes sparkling in the light beaming in through the stained glass window. In the warm summer lighting, Anon couldn't help but admit that the stallion in his arms was actually quite cute and charming. Any regrets he felt over getting his first gay blowjob quickly fell apart the longer he looked into those piercing blue eyes-

"mwfll uouu atwap juuas kogsu aagogo!?" Cadence's muffled voice broke Anon from his stupor, as well as make Shining completely halt his thrusts.

Both males looked down at the pink alicorn, the obscene bulge of her husband's girthy cock imprinting so hard on her throat that they could both see his medial ring through her flesh.

"What was that, honey?" Shining inquired, sliding back out of Cadence's throat until she could finally speak.

"I said *cough* *cough*, will you two just kiss already!? I'm about to cum and the love you two are too bucking scared to show is holding me back!" Cadence exclaimed, glaring up at both Anon and Shining, past the dangling and saliva-soaked cock obstructing most of her view.

"I... uh... oh, fine, fuck it." Anon rolled his eyes, grabbing a firm hold on Shining's head with his hands.

The snow white stallion had no time to react as Anon forcefully turned his head toward him and pressed their lips together. His eyes shot wide open in shock, before slowly fluttering shut. Shining reached up with his forelegs and gently hugged Anon closer, happily smooching the human and tasting his salty saliva at last.

"There we go! Yeeeeeeeeees!" Cadence cried, reaching down with her hoof to massage her clit as Anon picked up his thrusts.

Not one to let Anon do all the work, Shining pressed his hips forward, signaling his wife to open her maw and accept his length once more. Inch after inch of black pony meat disappeared into her throat as she happily allowed him to fuck her face once more.

As the kiss persisted, Anon found himself welcoming the contact more and more. Shining's lips were soft, and gentle, much like any other mare he'd been with. The slightly longer fur on his face tickled just a touch as they kissed again and again, their tongue slowly reaching out to meet each other. Much like he'd experienced earlier, Anon found that Shining's tongue was much longer than any of the mares he'd been with, allowing him to quite easily roll back and forth with his own muscle, and still dive into Anon's mouth. The sensation was as sublime as it was new, and even though Anon found himself utterly satisfied with mares... there was certainly something quite compelling about the cute little stallion making out with him in this moment.

Though their kiss was a euphoric experience by itself, the pair of males found that the hard work of the alicorn shared beneath them was just as amazing. They held the kiss for as long as they could, their cocks threatening to burst as Cadence milked them both with such efficiency and grace that neither of them even noticed the downright trashy sounds she made as she moaned around and guzzled on Shining's thick cock.

Whether it was for a minute or for an hour, neither male could say, but their kiss finally broke as they both reached climax at the same time, their cocks flaring as spurt after spurt of seed shot into the waiting and greedy holes of the love alicorn beneath them. Pure, unadulterated ecstasy washed over all three of them as Anon's cock firing off inside of her, combined with the bliss from the love being shared by him and her husband, finally pushed Cadence over the edge as well. Her soft, supple walls convulsed around Anon's cock as her marecum washed over him, soaking his groin with her essence.

While Anon's load did stuff her cunt full of his seed, pumping again and again into her womb and spilling out along with her clear, sticky nectar, Shining's load was substantial even by equine standards. With his cock lodged so deep into her throat, it completely bypassed her esophagus, firing his hot, steamy load straight into her stomach. Her throat bulged not from her swallowing down the impressive load, but rather from the imprint of Shining's cock against her skin, stretching it with each shot of sperm that slid down his length.

With whatever air was still in her lungs, Cadence moaned around her mouthful, utter bliss and rapture enveloping her as she was completely filled with cum. Anon's cock was the first to peter out, having already blasted an impressive load down her husband's throat earlier, and he pulled out with a wet *squelch*, allowing a deluge of sperm and marecum to spill from her thoroughly fucked cunt, all over her ponut and into her tail. Shining wasn't too far behind, slowly pulling his cock out as the last few spurts of his seed dribbled out. She was lucky enough to catch the last of his load on her tongue, catching the musky taste of her husband as he pulled away. She quickly planted a loving kiss on the tip of his shaft as he pulled away, making him groan in appreciation as he laid down beside her.

"Well... that was certainly something else..." Anon muttered, still processing the whole ordeal.

"You could say that again. You're a great kisser, by the way." Shining complimented.

Anon blushed, "Uh, thanks... y-you too."

"Aww, you two are so adorable. We should make this a routine thing." Cadence suggested, wiping the cum from her mouth.

Before any of them could respond, a flash of lavender light startled them all from beside the bed.

"Okay, so I put Luna to bed and had breakfast with Celestia, so I think we have time for a quickie if you wanna use my throat while I masturba-" Twilight began, freezing as she looked up to see the sight of depravity and lust before her.

"Uh..." Anon muttered, his mind drawing a blank.

"Twily!" Shining cheered, a wide smile on his face as he waved at his little sister.

"I... can explain." Anon stuttered, nervously gulping as yet another dollop of cum leaked out of Cadence's pussy just beside him.

Author's Note

There we go folks! I hope you enjoyed that kinky affair. This one took a little bit longer to get out than usual since I wanted to add a little more with Anon and his new herd just kinda having a nice morning together as well, so I hope you all thought that was cute and sweet. As for the lewds, first time with a stallion and I think Anon did pretty good! Shining is a great pony and it's criminal how little I get to write of him. Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed. There are plenty more mares/stallions for Anon to choose from in the future, so as always, go ahead and leave your suggestions in the comments!