crappy little adventure of a novice author volume 1
“BOOM!” I hollered getting a no-scope in MW3 effectively ending the match. “Headshot!”
"Hey I'm getting a drink” Sam said, with a hint of boredom “Want anything?”
Taken aback by the offer, I stammered “Uh s-sure, um…some milk please.” He went upstairs to the kitchen and poured… Oh, wait. How am I supposed what order it was in? This isn't in 3rd person! Oh… uh, anyway, he brought down a cup of milk and a cup of orange juice. When he sat down, a bright flash and a shimmering noise later, my ears were ringing, Sam was unconscious and I appeared to be on a…house decoration? It doesn’t matter! The point is: I was regaining consciousness and I had time to figure out where we are. By the cartoonish look of the, keyword, TREE, I would say… (SN: setting time!) Ponyville, The Library, 12:04 P.M. on a Tuesday, October 16th, year unknown.
Well now that I can think, a thought appeared in my head, oh yeah that random outburst of when and where all came from a calendar that was right behind me, but the thought was: What might the ponies think of me and Sam?! As soon as possible I climbed down from the bookshelf that I neglected to mention and noticed, I didn’t have to worry about me, I was a pony also for some reason…maybe it turned us into our forms based on what we do most of the day for the last 2 weeks, mine would be filled with Alex S. and Ponies the Anthology and Pony videos of the Month and stuff like that. I pulled Sam to behind the tree-library-thing and buried him to where he could breathe and so people don’t notice him from afar. After some searching I found a mirror, I was a yellow pegasus, blue eyes, red hair, and a PS3 controller. "Nice" (SN: the Bing safe search doesn’t work 0_0)
“Hello!” said a certain wall breaking, pink pastel (am I making it too obvious?) pony by the name of-- ”…My name is Pinkie Pie! What’s yours?” she asked me with that hello-I-had-too-much-sugar-in-5-seconds-lets-chat voice, “uh” I managed to get out “uh…guess...I guess my name is Henry...i guess." "Really?" Pinkie asked "that isnt much of a name but...if thats your name thats your name
End Prologue!
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