Vinyl Scratch Vs. Discord

by GoblinAteYou

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Discord, DJ P0N-3, Zecora, Sad, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Octavia
Length: 1041

So Vinyl Scratch is walking home until Equestria turns for the worst

Hey guys, sorry The Derpy Massacre wasn't that good, i was bored at the time. This time im gonna use Vinyl Scratch and Discord for a battle! This story might not be any better than The Derpy Massacre, sooooooooooooo, you know.... just a heads up. Happy reading!

Vinyl Scratch was walking home. Suddenly Discord who was WAAAYYYYY gigantic started destroying Ponyville. It's up to Vinyl and Octavia to defeat Discord and save Ponyville from any further destruction

Published 2012-10-13 03:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-13 03:30:02 UTC

Vinyl Scratch Vs. Discord

Vinyl Scratch has always been a popular pony. Vinyl is a famous DJ unicorn. Vinyl was walking down a street to get to her apartment. Suddenly, an explosion! Vinyl was shocked... she starting running as fast as she could. Suddenly DISCORD bashed a few houses down then knocked Vinyl's apartment over. Vinyl screamed. She sprinted to here fallen apartment. Vinyl started sifting through the shards of glass and small chucks of her fallen apartment... she finally found her, Octavia. Vinyl asked Octavia who was severely injured from the disaster "Octavia, are you alright!?!?!". Octavia weakly responded "Ugh...... Vin--*coughs heavily* Vinyl....... I th.... I think that.... br-broke my--*coughs* le-legs...... and a fff...... few of my ri....... ribs.... *coughs*". "Oh Celestia! We gotta get you to the--*hospital explodes*................ C'MON!!!!" Vinyl Scratch carried Octavia with her magic and then she ran into the Everfree Forest. Vinyl kicked Zecora's door open. "ZECORA!!!!!" Vinyl screamed "Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-addddddddd stuff are happening.". Zecora spoke "Hmm, for this I can clearly see, but to stop Discord, you need the Elements Of Harmony". Vinyl started anxiously yelling "Blah blah blah, I don't care about that crap, to tell you the truth, I think Discord looks pretty rad, but that's almost not the point! Can you help Octavia? She's hurt pretty bad and I'm pretty sure that every doctor in Ponyville are dead.". Zecora looked at me and said "Well I might have a recipe which will fix your friends bones, but I am missing a very important ingredient, which is pink sparkly stones.". Vinyl responded in impatience "Ugh, fine but this better be worth it!". Vinyl exited Zecora's house with Octavia. Vinyl said to herself "Where the heck am I supposed to find pink sparkly stones?". Octavia has passed out from the loss of blood. Vinyl quickly heard an explosion from behind her. Vinyl turned around to see that Discord has stepped on Zecora's house. Discord was huge! Vinyl took off her glasses exposing her red eyes. Vinyl yelled at the top of her lungs "NOOOOOO!!!!!!! UGH!!!! THAT'S IT, I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO IT BUT...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Vinyl's eyes started shooting heavy electricity. The electricity went into Octavia healing her then it went into herself. Vinyl teleported to a stage that wasn't crushed in a way yet. Vinyl put her glasses back on then grabbed a bass. Octavia asked Vinyl "How is a bass going to help us?". Vinyl responded "I gotta idea, here!". Vinyl gave a cello to Octavia. Vinyl then said "Play that when I give you the signal.". Octavia then asked "What's the signal?". Vinyl responded "Oh, you'll know...". Vinyl teleported them to Discord's location. Discord quickly noticed them. Discord yelled furiously "WHO ARE YOU TWO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!??". Vinyl responded to Discord "Oh that's not important, what is important is MAH BASS CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Octavia was shocked.... Discord even more as the bass opened up into a DJ system and blasted a heavy beam at Discord. Vinyl looked over to Octavia and nodded. Octavia realized that was the signal, so Octavia started playing the cello Vinyl gave her. It was amazing! The cello's strings started to glow and then beams came out of the cello's sound pegs. Discord was growing weaker. Discord then swung at Vinyl but missed and hit Octavia instead. Octavia impacted on a slightly damaged building.... hard. There was no doubt that Octavia was dead. Vinyl looked at Octavia's dead body then turned back to Discord and yelled "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vinyl played the DJ system so fast electricity started coming out of it. Vinyl multi-tasked by playing the DJ system quickly with one of her hooves on the other hoof throwing and slicing Discord with records. Vinyl chanted "DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!". Vinyl was completely ticked off. Discord swung his tail at Vinyl. Vinyl stopped it entirely with just her hoof then Vinyl spoke "You will pay...". Vinyl then grabbed Discord with both hooves and threw him over her shoulder. Vinyl used her magic to rise herself and the deadly DJ system into the air. Vinyl then continued her multi-tasking... even faster. Vinyl was so fast it somehow cracked her glasses. Vinyl yelled at Discord "HOW DARE YOU KILL MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vinyl's DJ system exploded from the amazing speed. Vinyl was extremely frustrated. Vinyl knew she had to defeat Discord unarmed. Vinyl sprinted fast at Discord. Vinyl punched Discord in the face hard about 700,000 times every second for about 10 seconds. Vinyl finally punched Discord in the face so hard and with an abrupt stop that a big chunk of flesh came off of Discord's face. Discord's face had tons of blood pouring from the wound. Vinyl ran to Octavia's dead body while Discord was stunned. Vinyl looked at Octavia's body... a tear fell from Vinyl's face. Vinyl started crying, then she laid her head on Octavia's motionless body. But it was a miracle! Octavia's heart was still barely beating. Vinyl's head rose back up then she smiled and then took of her glasses, threw them down, and then stomped on them. Vinyl used her power to heal her. As Vinyl was doing this Discord tried to punch Vinyl but she easily stopped Discords fist with her hoof. Octavia's eyes opened up then she said "V-vinyl?.... What's happening? Where are we?". Vinyl quickly said "There's no time to explain, take cover!". Octavia ran behind a bunch of rubble then hid herself. Vinyl ran back to Discord and swiped at him. Discord got hit by the punch Vinyl delivered, then tried to punch Vinyl but then Vinyl kicked Discord's fist away then Vinyl yelled at Discord "NOPONY TRIES TO KILL OCTAVIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vinyl uppercutted Discord as hard as she could... that ended up decapitating Discord... killing him. Vinyl was exhausted. She walked up to Octavia and asked here "Are you okay?". Octavia responded with a smile "Yeah, I am... thanks to you.". Vinyl hugged Octavia. Vinyl smiled also. Octavia asked Vinyl "So... now what?". Vinyl looked at Octavia saying "I... I have no idea.". Octavia told Vinyl "Well, we can't stay here, we should go to Fillydelphia or... somewhere.". Vinyl smiled and said "Good idea... lets go...".

And so they lived happily ever after... sorta.

The End