The Discord Quest

They arrived at the giant castle where someone lives. A prince or a dragon, or anything. Anything living in this castle.

“And now folks,” Discord started. “Behold. The giant castle where someone lives here.”

“Oh d-d-d-d-dear,” said Piglet. “Would he be menacing?”

“Well, he’s most likely is, but this is where he lives. We must be very careful and brave like a shining knight.”

Discord stretched himself into a bridge so everyone can get across. Then, they all entered the big door under.

This is it. You know what it is. Suddenly, they found something on the table. What do you think it is?

“Food!” exclaimed Cheeser. “Oh boy!”

“And carrots!” Rabbit cried. “They’re all giant!”

Everyone ran up the table digging in to treats. Rabbit wanted to carry on the carrots, but they’re too heavy to do it. Discord snapped his claws to make them float in mid air.

“You’re welcome.” said Discord and dove in the bouncy, squeeze, jelly for fun. He sailed everywhere he squeezes and out and into the bowl of crackers.

“Ho ho HO! This is fun. Now let me introduce you another thing to show.”

He brought the golden chest to everyone and they saw something through the lock.

“What’s inside the chest Discord?” asked Pooh.

“It’s the magical harp. It was stolen by a giant.”

“A giant?”

“WHAT?! A giant?” asked Piglet.

“A giant?” said Spike.

“A giant?!” the rest of them said.

“Wait. You mean the harp was stolen just like the story ‘Jack and the Beanstalk?’” Spike asked again. “Hey! It does look like it’s happening just like the story of fairytale.”

“It really is fairytale story happening at THIS time. You guys know, this is the story of us and the beanstalk.”

“We got to get it out. Discord can you use your chaos magic to open the chest?”

“Not exactly,” he answered. “We need to find the giant and the key. He’s got it, and he look something like this.”

“Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum!” the giant said to himself walking upstairs. “Fee fi fo fum. Wheee Why whoa whum. Gosh. This is what I said.”

He sat down on his chair beginning to feast himself. He sliced cheese (to where Cheeser, Discord and Pooh hid,) pulled out turkey, sliced ham (to where Starlight, Spike, Flummy, Tigger and Roo hid behind,) and pulled out two bread pieces while Stumpy, Piglet, Umbrella Vulture, Rabbit and Eeyore saw this.

The Giant wanted to make himself a sandwich. Cheeser is scared about the hungry giant and hid behind Discord.

The giant then seasoned black pepper for his meal just as Cheeser turned back and saw it again.

“Oh my,” said Cheeser. “Pepper makes me sneeze of course.”

“Shhhhhhhhhhhh!” said Discord and Pooh. “Quiet.”

But, it was too late. The giant saw them and felt a little surprised.

Discord giggled and said, “RUN! It’s the giant!”

They all ran away from him but the giant already caught them.

“PLEASE don’t eat us!”cried Cheeser.

“Wow! They can talk?” asked the giant. Actually, his name is Igora . “I look like a giant of course, but I’m so large.”

He putted them into the golden chest except Rabbit and Discord because they sneaked and slicked out before Igora closed it. He took the chest to the shelf while Discord and Rabbit are hanging on to it.

“How can we get out?” asked Piglet. “The lock is locked and the giant still has the k-k-key.”

“Can’t we use teleportation spell to get out of here?” asked Starlight.

“Well actually, there’s better ways than using magic,” Discord explained, “but it’s just me and this bunny to get it together.”

“Actually, I’m Rabbit, and I’m a gardener.”

“Shush Rabbit,” said Spike. “We don’t want you two to be caught.”

“Wait a quiet minute,” Discord stopped. “That’s it. If we can make Igora fall asleep, we’ll reach and grab the key in his pocket.”

“Good thinking, but how do you now him?” Flummy questioned.

“I knew what his name when we’re on a quest. Anyway, we need to do something to make him feel asleep.”

“Maybe we can give this harp a try,” Eeyore answered. “It plays soft music.”

“That would be a lovely idea,” Pooh agreed. “You know it plays soft music once in a while.”

“Nothing without itself can’t fix,” said Discord as he snapped his paw to make the harp play itself.

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The harp began to play and sing which makes Igora more sleepy and snore loudly. That is Rabbit and Discord’s chance to sneak into his pocket while he’s sleeping. They slid downward and inside the pocket.

Inside the pocket, they found the key.

“Now how can we carry it?” asked Rabbit.

“Well, it’s not easy to get it all the way to the top, but you’re going to get there by floating. I mean, flying in mid air like me.”

Discord flapped his Pegasus and bat wings to show him. “And guess what. You got wings too.”

Rabbit looked at the same wings as him and surprised.

“What on earth are you doing?!” asked Rabbit. “This is not the time to goof on me.”

“Of course I’m not doing anything wrong, but I’m trying to help you long boy.”

“You call this helping?”

“Long ears? Listen. I’m spreading your wings so you can fly out of the pocket once we get the key and pass the treat. Now let’s get that key and free the gain.”

Together, they grabbed and hold the key and lift. The box of stuffy black pepper opened too just as the key held onto the lock opener and opened too. Dust of pepper scattered everywhere.

“Oh dear. You know pepper make me sneeze too,” said Discord beginning to cover his nose feeling like sneezing again.

“Uh oh,” said Rabbit beginning to cover his nose too.

Discord is beginning to sneeze just as a rubs his nose very hard. Until, he stopped sniffing, but Rabbit is still sniffing. He covered Rabbit’s nose before he sneezed. A few seconds later, he stopped sniffing, but now he sneezed and pepper dust flew out of the pocket making the giant sneezed too.

He almost sneezed and took a breath out. He’s still sniffing and almost beginning to sneeze and… he sneezed a little. All of the sneezing woke him up. He checked his pocket and looked closer, but these two are not in the pocket anymore.

They flew up with the key quickly and carefully and back up to the top to the golden chest.

“Look!” exclaimed Roo. “They did it! They did it!”

“Hooray!” said Pooh.

“They got the key!” said Piglet.

“Shhhhhhh!” They all said Pooh, Roo and Piglet.

“Roo boy,” whispered Tigger.

“Sorry. We forgot.”

“On three long ears,” said Discord beginning to hold and turn the key and so did Rabbit.

After three seconds, they turned it and out pops the chest and the gain being free with the harp.

“Thanks and way to go for the teamwork,” said Stumpy.

“Discord? Can you fix one more thing?” asked Rabbit still having his wings like his.

“Oh my. Yes I suppose,” he answered and snapped his claws to disappear the wings on Rabbit and caught him safely to the ground once again.

Well, they’re all free at last. Now, they have to escape away from the giant and pit of the castle, but wait. Discord wanted to tell them before they escape.

“Listen guys. Igora is still asleep. We don’t want to jump him up. We need to walk the tips of our hooves and feet to avoid noises and avoid the creaking floors. We can do this. Shhhh. Come on.”

They walked slowly and tiptoed and tiptoed away from the giant avoiding the creaks of the floor.

Just as they get further away from him and closer to the exit, and just as they knew where they all were…

“(Gasp)!”

“Ahhhh! Run! Again!” shouted Piglet just as Igora woke up already.

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The others ran away from the giant except Discord. He’s just standing there wondering what to stop him just as Igora tried to smash him with a minesweeper, but he ran away which means, he missed him.

“Hey you! Come back here!” exclaimed the giant watching Discord flying out fast like a cork in a bottle across the pond.

Igora isn’t giving up leaving Discord behind. He chased after him and splashed in the pond giving Discord a water boost to escape from the giant.

Back on land, he’s still running away from him. But, Igora was already close to him and almost caught him. He quickly snapped his paw to appear the long wavy grass where it’s too hard to find Discord and his inside.

The gain are close to run all the way to the beanstalk (just like the story Jack and the Beanstalk). They all ran down.

At the end of the grass when Discord popped out, Igora saw him again and chased him all the down to the beanstalk. Discord ran down as fast as he could so did the rest of the crew.

They all ran down and down and down to the clouds again.

“Now what do we do?!” asked Flummy.

“Tigger gasped and said, “the giant is coming back!”

“Quick!” Discord said snapping his claws to appear a saw. “We need to jigsaw the stalk!”

They all sawed the stalk to cut it with a heave ho! The beanstalk began to tip just as everyone escaped again and covered themselves like a huddle.

There. There goes Igora finally tumbling over long coming along down, down, down.

“We nave to get out of here and get to Fluttershy’s castle to get to the end,” said Flummy, “and fast.”

“Well, we should’ve rushed ahead out of the door before it’s too late,” said Spike. “Where to next?”

Finally, they began to continue in the quest to reach the end, but noticed Tigger, Roo and Stumpy sobbing sad.

“Guys? Guys? What’s the matter?” asked Rabbit.

“We like the giant,” Tigger answered sadly, “and he got killed!” He cried some more.

“He’s the most great giant in all of your quest Discord,” Roo said.

“But now, where will he go?” asked Stumpy sadly.

“Now don’t you guys worry about a thing or two,” said Discord snapping his claw to appear one of each tissue for those three, then they began to blow.

“There isn’t a giant anywhere else. It just happen as a matter of fact. He’s still okay, but there’s never a real giant for life in real.”

“There isn’t?” asked Piglet.

“Not always. Things may be adventurous and scattered around sometimes, but this is the huge quest.”

“It is?” asked Pooh.

“Of course it does. Now we see what happens like a story of a child’s fairytale. Hmm, mmmm. Didn’t we miss anything about us and the giant? Well, well, well. It is, but what does it say can still know what does it mean because it’s true. The opposite of false. You know it’s really true, or false but not everything’s true and not everything’s false.”

“Wait a minute,” paused Rabbit. “So, you didn’t except Igora to real all the time and try to get after us, do you?”

“Absolutely not. It’s still a fairytale and they all find this out all by themselves to proof there efforts in their useful brainwashing. You should know this all by yourselves even though you ask a question mark.” He snapped his paw to appear a question mark as himself. “This could most likely mean a question of course. No exceptions.” Then, he transformed himself back to normal with chaotic. “Sometimes, things may be true or false, but now, we have a quest to complete. Because this is most likely urgent of course.”