"NO, NO. SOMETHING"S WRONG! I CAN SEE INSIDE YOUR MIND. OUR LINK IS WEAKENING! AFTER EVERYTHING I DID FOR YOU! I SHOWED YOU MY CHILDHOOD! I BROKE THE FOURTH WALL FOR YOU! AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?”

"IT'S HIM AGAIN ISN'T IT? I KNEW IT!"

"HE'S THE ONE WHO TURNED YOU AGAINST ME! THAT FUMBLING IDIOT CON MAN! THAT WEAKER COPY OF SIXER!"

"STANLEY!!"

"STANLEY!!!!!!!"

STANLEY

SSSTAAANLLLLLLLLLEEEEEYYYYYYYyyyyy......

Those were the last words before Bill Cipher finished the book when it returned to him. He couldn't believe it, he lost, TWICE. He had once again been defeated by the pines. He didn't understand, why in this universe the pines came on top while in others they had perished. It was becoming clear that it wasn't luck at all. He can't win! His ego quaked at that thought. This universe cannot be taken over. He had to think of something and something else to do with the book. The book was a great idea but those pines just ruined it.

(BILL CIPHER) "Wait, pines. Hmmm. What if I go to a universe where the pines do not exist? A universe where on a particular planet there are inhabitants just as stupid as humans are. Maybe even more... Let's see....."

After looking he found it, a universe where on a planet a country, heck a kingdom lay! Equestria. A place where unicorns reside? But also pegasi and regular equines? And from the looks of it, they are used to "friendship", "kindness" and even "love". BLEH, it all made Bill queasy but it was perfect. The perfect place to not be interfered with by any of the pines at all. It will be like taking candy from a baby which is normally not as exciting. Soon he began to laugh.

(BILL CIPHER) "HehehehehehHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!"

(BILL CIPHER) "IT'S TO PERFECT!! A perfect place to spread weirdmageddon! A place where me and my pals can have a good time and for once not be interrupted!"

(BILL CIPHER) "I shall send this book to this "Equestria" and make this book find a poor unfortunate fool and read the book and go with the deal! Then without any weirdness bubble keeping me in, I will be able to spread it all over the globe!"

(BILL CIPHER) "HehehehehehHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!"

It was a wonderful day to be Spike. His closest thing to a sister Twilight has risen to the throne and even become her friendship ambassador. Everything else was going well with her other friends, continuing in their lives. So as Spike. He had to admit he missed Ponyville. But hey, he was practically a grown dragon and he was able to go anywhere he went, with permission of Twilight of course.

But still, life was great and yeah he's having trouble for now. But he's sure to get used to it at some point. Especially with help from Twilight and their oh-so-many friends, he had no doubt he would be able to accomplish it. He was glad that everyone else was getting settled with Twilight being the new ruler. It doesn't help that many from Ponyville knew her but many others across Equestria recognized her and have heard of her. At first, there was some hesitation, but in the end, everyone was comfortable with Twilight as their new ruler. Even Discord, who at first everyone had to get used to him. But now many like him and have even been trusted with helping Fluttershy and her animals.

Nothing could ruin this. So he thought. As he looked through Canterlot Library he saw a weird book that stood out. It was dark and when reached for the book he saw something that puzzled him. On the front was a golden triangle with.... an eye? Arms, legs even a hat and a bowtie? And on the back, he saw a circle with weird symbols on the back.

(Spike) "Weird. I don't understand this. Maybe going to Twilight and both of us looking at it we'll understand what this is. Wait, perhaps I should look at it first then I'll take it to Twilight. Yeah, I like that.”

He headed back to the main castle heading inside his quarters setting it on his desk and examining it a bit more before opening it. The first page he was greeted to was a page of a hand print on one side and on the other a bunch of text. A sentence reading the book's new master is with a dotted line without hesitation he signed it with a nearby quill. Below he sees "to summon". To summon? Something weird is going on. He followed the directions placing his hand on the print as best as he could. Cleared his mind and began to repeat a set of words multiple times.

(Spike) "Time to get weird, time to get weird, time to get weird, time to get weird."

Suddenly as he flips the page, he sees a bunch of papers displaying a bunch of HA's. But then he hears actual laughter and as he flips the page the triangle thing from the cover begins to stretch through the page before bursting through and revealing himself to the still young dragon and speaking to him directly.

(BILL CIPHER) “Well, well, well. I was wondering when I would finally be able to meet you at last. The name is Bill Cipher, and you don't have to tell me your name Spike, you already signed it remember?”

(Spike) "Woah, what are you?"

(BILL CIPHER) "Not a bad first question kid. I'm a being of pure energy! And I'm older than time itself. In fact, I have a deal for you.”

(Spike) "Uh, what kind of deal?"

(BILL CIPHER) “Well, you see I want to offer you Rarity."

(Spike) "What, Rarity!? What about her? And how do you know her name?!"

(BILL CIPHER) "Geez kid relax, I'm the master of the mind I already see into your mind and see that you like to be with her."

(Spike) "Yeah, but we're completely different species. And honestly, I don't see it sailing."

(BILL CIPHER) "But what about something similar? Think about it you have done so much for her over the years wouldn't it be nice to get something NICE out of it? For a day at least.”

(Spike) "A day, one day, ok I agree. So where do I agree?"

(BILL CIPHER) "Just circle here and she will be yours for a single day."

And so he circled yes and suddenly the book began to glow as suddenly Bill burst from the book and appeared in the same room as Spike with him now being three dimensional.

(BILL CIPHER) "Tough luck kid! I tricked you and soon this universe will be mine and it will all be thanks to you, see ya! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

As he flew out of the room and into the sky. Immediately Spike ran out and found Twilight telling her to warn her friends immediately and bring the elements. Luckily they were able to get new ones just in case. They soon enough were able to find him as he was in the center of Canterlot with a giant rip in the sky as the air felt heavy and the wind blew faster. Bill finally notices the mares approaching him.

(BILL CIPHER) "Well isn't this INTERESTING." If it isn't the elements of harmony themselves. Twilight, Fluttershy, Rainbow, Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkamena Diane Pie. You know you remind me of someone else who I was going to welcome joining my side before she decided to aid in my defeat.

(Twilight) "Who are you! And why have you come here?"

(Rainbow) "Yeah, what's up!?"

(BILL CIPHER) "Well, I'm here to take over your universe of course and you six won't stand in my way!!"

(Twilight) "I don't think so. Girls!"

The six began to levitate as well as their elements before Twilight started to notice that something was going on. Their mouths were open as if they saw something horrible and their eyes began to glow pure yellow.

(BILL CIPHER) "Yeah, no. I have no idea whether whatever you were about to do would have affected me or not, and I'm not about to waste time finding out. What I'm finding out however is how many times I can torture an Equine and make this planet one big old playground. Heck, Twilight I'm even willing to let you join us do you agree?"

(Twilight) "NEVER!!"

(BILL CIPHER) "TOO BAD."

Bill said in a demonic voice before doing the same to Twilight. Now with all six captured and him instantly getting his physical form he quickly began to spawn things. He allowed his friends to come through, released weirdness waves on the lands, bubbles of pure madness, and unleashed deadly creatures to Canterlot and Ponyville. He raised a giant pyramid into the sky, turning the six into banners, and began to snare ponies turning them to stone and making them into his new throne. Including the former princesses Celestia and Luna. As well as every resident of Ponyville and a select few from Canterlot.

(BILL CIPHER) "At last, at long long last. Victory is assured and again I reign supreme, time is dead and meaning has no meaning and of course, existence is upside down. So I welcome one and all to the true WEIRDMAGEDDON!!!!!!

Finally, after ups and downs, he had one this universe would soon be his. Any potential threats have been taken care of and no one stands a chance. Except of course who was watching within the chaos dimension Discord watched. He was fuming, growling and, his face turning red and his paw claws extending out. With a grunt he went to Canterlot it was time to save his world and most importantly, it's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED........

Author's Note

FINALLY, the story I wanted to do for so long has finally come to pass. Now I will finish Monstruos soon in September but for now I would to focus on this story. Sorry about the switches but so many ideas are flowing in and I can't stop. So goodbye and remember this is where Horror Lives!