Struck by a Flash

by RedHoodie21

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Anthology, Second Person, Comedy, Equestria Girls, Flash Sentry, Profanity, Slice of Life
Length: 1091

A journey of friendship, romance, and dumpster pizza.

The chronicle of Flash and Sunset's relationship, downfall, and the new horse girl in town.

Written for the dumb as door nails contest!

cover by @sunsetstrider on Twt!

Published 2024-08-15 20:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-08-15 20:40:00 UTC

Girl that got hit by a car in front of CHS

Equestria City states, ECS Haylist > Canterlot > personals > missed connections

posted: 1 year ago

User posted: struck-by-a-fl4sh123

Girl that got hit by a car in front of CHS - m4f (Canterlot)

I had been let out of school early for a dentist appointment and while walking to my car I saw you flailing around and muttering to yourself across the quad.

I stopped and began to walk over to help you but you suddenly jumped up and ran on your hands and feet like a frightened horse into traffic. I yelled for you to stop but it was too late as you got hit by a car. It looked gnarly from my end.

You bounced off the hood, stood up on two feet like some sort of balancing act, and yelled something about being indestructible and how the carriage driver would pay before running off.

If it makes you feel any better (not that you seemed to be any amount of embarrassed) the other night I got trapped inside a dumpster because I was chasing after a pizza that I thought I wanted to take home. (It was ham and apple. Yes, apple. Who gets that?) I’ve also recently slept in my bathtub because I have too much laundry on my bed.

I think we’d be a good fit for each other? Message me back if you see this!

Location; Canterlot East

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Comments 16

Rainbow_Ca$h: shes not gonna fuck u bro

humans_against_horse_women: fakeeee

DmForBigfootPixs: I saw her too!!! I think she came from the alternate horse dimension that's inside our statue, it's all lined out in my spreadsheet… continue

B0nn1e; Lyra, get off of haylist while you're in english, you’ll get your phone taken away again.

Applez_Rul3z: Don’t diss ham and apple till you try it.

Midnight_M00n: Fuck theres two of them.

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Equestria City states, ECS Haylist > Canterlot > personals > missed connections

Posted: 6 mo ago

Update: Girl that got hit by a car outside CHS…

User posted: struck-by-a-fl4sh123

We’ve been dating for 2 months now, you found me while I was at my locker one day, slammed the door shut on me and told me we were dating now. My heart hasn’t stopped since.

You’ve pretty much moved into my place now, well my parents place. We tried the whole throwing-rocks-at-windows-thing like you see in movies but after you accidentally threw a brick, I decided it was just better to ask my parents for you to stay.

It went well after we cleaned up the glass and got my mom to stop hitting you with a broom on the fire escape!

You still don’t know about this account or these posts, but I think it’d be cute to have these moments chronicled online! Something to look back on.

Actually you don’t know about a lot of things. I hope I've been a good teacher for you. For our first official date you sat me outside in the alleyway behind my apartment and had a whole spaghetti dinner spread out lady and tramp style.

I had to hold your hair back when you started to vomit after you ate the rose in the center though. Still the best date ever! Wouldn’t change it for the world!

I plan to take you to the animal pasture next week, can’t wait!

Location; Canterlot East

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Comments 16

Rarity_B3lle: I’m so happy for you darling! You’re practically made for one another!

Carousel_Boutique: I give it two weeks.

A99l3J4XK: Wrong account sugarcube.

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Equestria City states, ECS Haylist > Canterlot > personals > missed connections

Posted: 2 mo ago

Update Update: Girl that got hit by a…

User Posted: struck-by-a-fl4sh123

I helped you move into your new place today! Its part of a renovated warehouse project and I was able to score you a huge deal for it! You couldn’t stop smiling after I told you.

We celebrated over gas station sushi served semi-fresh ontop my skateboard, getting sick from gas station sushi and puking on a random cops shirt, and then spending the rest of the night running away from the subsequent vomited on the cop.

Another perfect date by the flasher in the books.

I can imagine our future here already. We’ll trade butter for triple A batteries, cups of sugar for a conversation, dumpster pizza for dumpster croutons.

We’ll wave and salute each other from our porches, you with a steaming cup of coffee and me with my arms full of packages from that new business that messaged me - only gotta sell 100 more yoga pants to level up! - We’ll have all the time in the world for each other.

Now we don’t have to walk each other home because we’re already there.

Location; Canterlot East

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Comments 8

Sandalw00d: Dude. Flasher doesn’t mean what you think it means. trust me.

W0nd3rB0lt5_0ff1ca1l: Click here to win an free Iphone!!!

XxRainbowDashFan1xX: you guys see that free iphone contest going around???? I’m totally gonna win this for rainbow dash!!!

XxRainbowDashFan1xX: Click here to win an free Iphone!

Sweetie_Army_007: THEY GOT SCOOTALOO

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Equestria City states, ECS Haylist > Canterlot > personals > missed connections

Posted: 2 weeks ago

Update Update Update: Girl that got…

User posted: struck-by-a-fl4sh123

She broke up with me :(

Location; Canterlot East

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Comments 6

Rarity_B3lle: I’m so sorry for you darling! I know you went through a lot with her!

Carousel_Boutique: I knew it.

A99l3J4XK: Sugarcube.

Pinkie_Pie: DDDDDD: 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎💔💔💔 :,(((((( 💔💔☹️🖍️🧁🎉➡️🙂‼️‼️‼️‼️…

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Equestria City states, ECS Haylist > Canterlot > personals > missed connections

Posted: 1 hour ago

Girl that fell out of stone horse statue CHS m4f (Canterlot)

User posted: struck-by-a-fl4sh123

So there’s this girl I saw that fell out of the stone horse statue outside CHS and… Read more

Location; Canterlot East

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Comments (107)

Rainbow_Ca$h: Dude.

XxRainbowDashFan1xX: Dude.

Sandalw00d: Bro.

B0nn1e: Flash.

FlutterButter: 2/$:$28:7!!]]*{| Oh sorry angel bunny just walked across the keyboard.

Carousel_Boutique: Darling.

A99l3J4XK: That's still the wrong account.

Carousel_Boutique: GOD DAM- *this user has been suspended*