Bridging the Language Barrier...the FUN WAY!
Caramel stuffed on his hiking boots, shouldered his backpack, and set off on his latest weekend getaway: a long, overnight hike through the Whitetail Woods! One would never know it to look at him, but he was a fairly rugged outdoorspony, well used to brisk walks out in Nature as it allowed him to escape, for a few hours at a time, the insanity that came from living in a Town like Ponyville. Taking up his walking stick, he started his brisk walk through Town, pointedly ignoring the after-effects of the latest monster attack, as several construction ponies were in the process of rebuilding the Main Square and clearing it of the rubber chickens, cream pies, and used seltzer bottles left over from the horde of clowns that had descended upon the place in the dead of night and had only been beaten back by the combined effort of the Bearers and a few hardy souls immune to their pranks. Caramel accidentally stepped on a stray whoopie cushion that the cleanup crew had missed, so its loud "braaaaappp!" altered them to its presence, and a few of them came running over. He grinned sheepishly.
"Sorry, fellas...wasn't watching where I was going..."
"Moron..." the supervisor muttered, as he stared nervously around, "...you want to attract more of them? We just got this place clear...there's no telling how many others might be lurking about!"
Caramel frowned. "Look, I said I was sorry! There's no need to...hang on..." He pointed to the corner of a building. "What's that?"
Everypony quickly spun around. "Where?!" ...just in time to see a plump figure in checkered, polka-dot baggy pants, a frizzy green wig, floppy shoes, with orange facepaint and a big, red nose suddenly break cover and waddle as fast as he could down the street, his clown shoes making a honk! honk! honk! honk! sound every time they hit the pavement. "After him!" yelled the forepony, as all but Caramel gave chase. He stood and watched long enough to see the clown throw a couple of pies and a rubber chicken over his shoulder at his pursuers before they tackled him and began beating him without mercy; then Caramel shook his head and continued on his hike. He soon found himself on the outskirts of Ponyville as the sounds of violence grew fainter and fainter behind him, then turned to the left and started on the path to the Whitetail Woods.
It was the ideal weather for a nature walk! The air was pleasantly warm but not too hot; the sky was a clear blue with few clouds in the sky, and as he drew closer to the Woods, a delightful breeze began blowing all around him as if some wood nymphs were beckoning him into their home. Caramel took a deep breath and closed his eyes as he passed under the canopy of the trees; unlike the Everfree, this Forest held no foreboding sense of menace, nor was it known for being inhabited by vicious predators. On the contrary, ponies often visited the Whitetail for picnics and overnight stays, as one felt as safe there as in one's own backyard!
He soon found one of his favorite nature trails and started down it, wending his steady way through the towering trees that did not completely block out the Sunlight shining down from above but twinkled and dappled off the many leaves and branches that swayed in the ever-present breeze. He could hear birds chirping and, to either side of him, the rustles of small animals moving through the flora; he knew there were larger ones out here, but again, nothing to cause anxiety.
After a couple of hours, he decided to head for the lake near the middle of the Forest. If he hurried, he might make it before Sundown, just in time for Celestia's Sunset over the water, and be able to pitch his tent under Luna's Moon.
But as he was approaching the lake, he heard...splashing? through the trees. He smiled to himself. Seems he wouldn't be alone out here as he'd planned, but that was fine; he wouldn't mind some company, just so long as they weren't...weird.
Once he cleared the trees, however, he stopped and stared. There was a creature in the water...with its back to him...and from what he could see, it wasn't like any creature he'd ever seen before! Whatever it was, it was splashing and laughing in the water with two arms covered in soft, brown fur and two small antlers on its head...and then, as it turned and got out of the water, Caramel's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.
He didn't know what this was, but it was some sort of female, if those GIGANTIC tits were anything to go by! Her breasts were barely being held in place by a tiny black bikini top as she ran her hands through her wet, blonde mane to keep it out of her eyes, which he now saw, were an emerald green. He must have made some kind of noise, or she caught his scent, for she suddenly froze and stared right at him. They both looked at each other for what seemed like forever...then...she smiled and started towards him. More and more of her was revealed as she stepped out of the lake, and the water glistened off her body in the afternoon sunlight. Her hips swayed back and forth...back and forth as she slowly made her way up to him with an unmistakable look of interest in her sultry gaze as she parted her full lips and nibbled on a pinkie as she kept staring up at him.
Beads of sweat started to form on his brow as the strange girl drew closer, for he was having a very hard time keeping his gaze on her face while those boobs were bouncing and jiggling with her every step! That, and the evidence of his...ahem...attention was starting to grow in his hiking shorts, but he didn't dare move.
When she finally stopped in front of him, she was at least a head shorter, so she had to lift up on her toes to sniff his face. Her tits were pressed against his chest as she took her time examining his scent, sniffing all over his face and his neck, while Caramel closed his eyes and breathed in her exotic perfume: a mixture of honeysuckle blossoms and cinnamon, as well as the fresh smell of the lake. Due to her...inspections...his little problem in his hiking shorts had gone from a little problem to a full-on admission, which she noticed. She stepped back, pointed at it, then looked up at him and said, "Bod mór?"
He stared blankly at her. "I'm sorry...I...don't understand you?"
She smiled up at him, and then his eyes grew wide as she began rubbing and caressing him through his shorts. "Bod mór! Bod mór!" She further clarified by undoing his belt, sloooowly unzipping him, then grasping his waistband in her small hands and pulling down until his cock was exposed. Caramel's heart was beating like a rabbit at this point, and his cock was so hard it was throbbing and pulsing in time with his heartbeat. This time, when she ran her soft hands over his cock and whispered, "Bod mór...an dtuigeann tú anois?" he nodded.
"S...something to do with...with...my dick, I'm guessing..." he panted.
Now it was her turn to look confused, but she smiled back anyway, took his walking stick from him, and directed him to slide his backpack off. Once this was done, she giggled and pushed his shorts all the way down to his ankles, then had him step out of them so he was now naked from the waist down. She then knelt in front of him and patted the ground.
"Suigh síos, dathúil..." she said with a smile. The words were unclear, but the motion was understandable, so he sat in front of her and waited.
He didn't have long to wait!
She pushed him back on his elbows, then knelt between his legs and spread them. Taking his cock back in her hands, she moaned, "Mmmm...bod mór...chomh blasta tá sé..." as she stroked him up and down...up and down... A bead of pre formed at the tip. She went, "Ooo..." dipped her finger in it and brought it to her mouth. She closed her eyes and took her time sucking her finger while moaning. She then reached behind her herself, undid her bikini strings, and let her tits come free, giggling at his expression, then placed her soft hands on his thighs and lowered her face to his cock. "...mmmm..." she moaned as she gave it a lick, "...tá mé ag dul a tarraing é..." then wrapped her warm lips around his meat and slowly engulfed it.
"...sweet Celestia..." breathed Caramel as he watched the girl bob up and down on his cock, getting it sloppy and wet as she sucked and slurped while running her soft, hot, wet tongue all around it. Her half-closed eyes were on his face the entire time, watching his reaction as she hollowed her cheeks and slowly deepthroated him again and again while fondling his balls as they became slippery with her spit.
He soon began to buck his hips, which only encouraged his new friend to suck even more and speed up her bobbing. "Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!" she moaned with each suck as Caramel felt the load of his life about to explode out of his cock!
"Kee...keep...sucking!" he managed, as he spread his legs even further and added his own thrusts to her bobs. "Guh! Guh! Guh! Here...I...CUM!!!" he screamed as she held still and slurped every thick, creamy pulse of cum he ejected into her hot, wet mouth and down her willing throat! She surprised him by grabbing his hands and quickly placing them on her tiny antlers as he kept cumming, which, now that he had a handhold, finished off by roughly facefucking the big-tittied alien until she'd drained his balls dry...
He fell back with his arms spread and panted, as she slowly drew her mouth off his cock with a >pop!<, then sat back and smiled at him. He looked down at her, trying to catch his breath, and managed, "S...sorry...if...if I was...was...a little rough, honey." He knew she couldn't understand him, but he felt better for saying it. He wasn't in the habit of being overly aggressive with mares, not unless they asked him to be.
As he lay his head back down on the soft grass, his eyes flew open in surprise as he heard, "Och, not tae worry, gleoite, I wanted ye tae do that!" Caramel raised his head.
"You...can speak...my language?!"
She rubbed her stomach, then caught an errant drop of cum from the side of her lips and >popped!< it into her mouth with a suck and a smile.
"I can now..."
