In a beautiful building with lots of secrets and a white interior more beautiful than any called the Bright-House. A pony named Sunny was enjoying herself.

Sunny watched as her friends slowly walked out after her Breakfast had been devoured by all.

She was a Purple maned and tailed, Tangerine Pony

Hitch a yellow pony with yellow fur and Green hair asked, "So you're just staying because..?"

Sunny replied, "Need to recharge my social batteries, that's all.

Misty a blue unicorn pony with green kinky hair told her, "Sunny, I hope you feel better."

Zipp a white pony who happened to be a princess with pink hair and a green streek who was also a pegasus stated, "Hope to see you soon!"

Pipp a pink pegasus with purple hair and a crown on her head sang, "Have a good time, callll if you get the lonelies!"

Izzy a purple unicorn with blue hair yelled, "If you get bored of your break tell me!"

As they walked out the door the temperature went down.

Sunny looked at a window smiling and a voice purred, "Yah ready my pony friend or not?"

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Izzy realized she had forgotten her maker belt.

She came in and noticed it felt like a winter day.

She heard weird moaning and followed it up the ramp leading to the bedroom. She came to Sunny's bed and saw Allura with Sunny pinned under her. Allura was right on top putting her paw under Sunny's chin.

Allura purred, " Nowww that I have you right where I want you!"

Izzy screamed, "Allura is trying to eat Sunny!"

She ran out of the bedroom, down the ramp, and out the door.

Allura looked at Sunny and stuttered, "Just... to.... be.... fair I have eaten you a few times."

Sunny giggled then sighed, "I guess I have to explain this to my friends!"

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A few months ago.

Sunny looked at the cave entrance and noted the melting ice. She trotted in As she marched in she used her Alicorn Horn to light the way.

Suddenly a certain brown, large and sharply shaped bunny marched up to her and made it's strange noises. Twitch then ran deep into the cave.

She looked as Allura a Purple Flying Snow Leopard with purple and green hair walked up to her.

Sunny asked, "How are we going to do this?"

Allura asked back, purring, "Do you even know why I have been doing all this?"

Sunny asked sternly, "Why?"

Allura told her, "I am trying to free my brother."

Sunny looked surprised and felt stung by the complete justifiability of it all and said, "You're trying to help your family?"

Allura asked stricken at Sunny suddenly seeming to show understanding something she had never received in a long time, "Are you as a pony, sympathetic?"

Sunny stated sorrowfully with a small tear, "All my family is dead, I am not sure what happened if it had something to do with Canterlogic or not, Hitch, my closest friend told me he wouldn't investigate and told me I needed to forget about them, and even though, now, he might open up a case, I can't have him do that because I believe peace is too important."

Allura looked down ashamed and said, "I never meant to hurt anycreature, things just happened. Listen, Pony, I could be one of your friends if you help me find a good way to free my brother?"

Sunny softly put her hoof gently on Allura's paw.

Allura told her, "You're a weak little pony, but there's a certain something that suggests great inner strength."

Sunny put her hoof on Allura's head and said, "You'll find I'm average height!"

Allura said, "Leopard Hug!" and gave Sunny a big firm hug.

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In the present Misty was practicing spells, Pipp was trying to get Zipp to sing with her, and Hitch was explaining to the animals (who could actually understand him and him them) the importance of the law.

They were in a beautiful field of grass with a few trees here and there.

Izzy ran up to the rest of them screaming, "Allura is trying to eat Sunny!"

Pipp's wings shot out and she yelled, "Wait Allura eats ponies?"

Zipp snickering asked, "You didn't eat wild mushrooms again?"

Izzy replied loudly, "No, and the giant killer Teddy Bear was real!"

Hitch squealed frightedly, "There's a giant killed Teddy Bear?"

Misty stated, "First Htich there's no giant killer Teddy Bear," and then asked, "Second, Izzy describe what you saw?"

Izzy said, "Allura was sitting on Sunny in Sunny's bed and there was lots of moaning."

Misty asked surprised, "Wait are you sure they weren't... you know?"

Izzy yelled in disgust, "Misty, they are two different species!"

Strangely confused Hitch asked, "What exactly?"

Izzy surprised said, "You know Hitch the Birds and the other birds or the bees and the other bees? You do know about sex, right?"

Hitch asked, "You mean male, female, and the theys? Yes, the Theys!"

Misty looked and face-hoofed.

Zipp said, "I can teach him about it if he buys me dinner?"

Pipp stated, "Okay since, Hitch is going to learn about the birds, bees, etcetera..."

Hitch interrupted, "Wouldn't the birds eat the bees?"

Pipp looked at Hitch and said, "It's a good thing the only sex crimes in Maretime Bay are between Sprout and his Mother."

Zipp snidly said, "Spoken like somepony who doesn't know their life is going to be an aristocrat joke!"

Pipp said disturbed, "Wait, what!"

Zipp explained, "I have convinced Mom I should not be queen thereby you will have a successor child to the royal line, and keep it in the family like Mom did with us."

Pipp asks, "Wait not only will my child be, but I am the product of..."

Zipp quickly interrupted, "Pipp! Not in front of the Kid!"

She pointed to Sparky (Hitch's green little adopted dragon child) who was blowing snot bubbles.

Pipp softly to herself muttered, "I'm going to have to talk to the shrink even more!"

Zipp told her, "Now let's take down that flying snow leopard."

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Sunny was watching TV.

The TV blared, "And now it's time for, 'Two Complete Strangers get Married off Audience Whims!'"

Sunny threatened, "I am going to watch it if you don't leave now!"

Allura purred in reply, "Iiii am stayiiing!"

Sunny yelled, "I don't have to dig out YouHoof videos of The Swan!"

Allura replied, "Whatever it is, I'm staying."

Sunny replied challengingly, "It's where multiple average-looking ponies compete for plastic surgery because they have been called ugly!"

Allura said defiantly and proudly, "I've seen much worse!"

Sunny growled angrily in desperation, "Do I have to get out Fillies and Tiaras and Dance Mares?"

Allura said, "Is it anything like Hoofly Temple's first role Foal Burlesk!"

Sunny looked wide and her eyelid twitched while making a horrified expression and then asked horrified, "One, what is wrong with you, and two, how old are you?"

Allura replied, "I happen to come from a time in which children were considered a duty not sacred and to answer the second, I thought it was clear I was a simi-immortal being."

Sunny muttered, "Great I'm dating someone older than Grandma Figgy?"

There was a loud crash!

Suddenly Hitch ran into the room throwing the doors open wide and knocking them into the walls so hard they bounced back closed behind and screamed, "Sunny I'm here to save you!"

Sunny replied dryly, "I don't need saving Hitch."

Hitch started Hoof Slapping Allura!

Allura started to slap back careful not to extend her claws.

Sunny with some concern yelled, "Stop both of you!"

Allura reassuringly yelled, "Don't worry I don't have my claws out."

Hitch screamed in his high-pitched voice, "You, the birds that don't eat the bees, and the pony darn theys! You're all going down!"

Allura sputtered, "'They' that in certain circles people say that they can read your mind unless you wear a hat made out of tinfoil?"

As the fight continued Hitch exclaimed, "The theys can read our minds! I thought that was the Unicorns!"

Izzy yelled from another room, "Stop being racist Hitch!"

Hitch, continuing to slap-fight, yelled, "That still doesn't explain why the birds don't eat the bees!"

Allura slapped Hitch to the ground, and stated, "Wait, you don't know what Sexual Intercourse is?"

Sunny looked and then asked, "What in the name of Twilight Sparkle, Hitch you don't know what sex is?"

Sunny then further asked, "Hitch where do Babies come from?"

Hitch said plainly, "The Stork, of course!"

Allura suppressing a dark laugh replied, "Well at least he didn't say the cabbage patch."

Hitch replied, "Babies come from the Stork, why would baby ponies come from a cabbage patch?"

Now bored Allura asked further, "And where does the stork get them?"

Hitch explained, "They get them from the Baby Factory!"

Allura singing slightly chimed, "The Baby Factory, where your fears and horrors come true, The Baby Factory, where not a single soul gets through."

Sunny stated, "Okay, um.... female vaginas... you do know about them? Riight???"

Hitch released a high-pitched statement, "Wait, Whaaat!?"

Allura explained darkly amused, "When a male sticks his penis into an opening known as the vagina and implants his seed or sperm when this happens it can if the female has ovulated, result in pregnancy. Now I will show you the "Miracle of Life" with your cell phone!"

She let out one of her nails, grabbed his phone, and typed in "The Miracle of Life" on it with her claw nail.

She scrolled, clicked, gave him the phone, and said, "Bon Appetit Hitch, Ironically you won't be able to eat for days!"

Hitch stared at his phone horrified too much to look away!

Allura bragged, "I loved traumatizing little male cubs when I got to teach sex ed!"

Sunny said, "Wait you were a teacher?"

Allura put her paw on the back of Sunny's head, kissed her sloppily, and said, "I have been many things, My Little Pony!"

Sunny replied, "Just to be clear I'm average height."

Suddenly the door was kicked open and the four mare friends of Sunny stood in the frame. Misty with a metal bat with nails welded on to it, Pipp and Izzy with Flame Throwers made from Super Soakers, and Zipp with an unimpressive but still deadly Golf Club with Barbed Wire around the hitting end!

Izzy looked at Sunny who stared back quite perplexed, Izzy explained quickly, "Hey I crafted weapons to kill Allura for taking advantage of you. I made a fire soaker and then had to make one for Pipp because she also wanted one, then I had to rush with Zipp's and Misty's due to I ran out of time, especially with Zipp's!"

Zipp said coolly, "I have been waiting for this sooo long!"

Pipp said disturbed, "Now that I know I'm an abomination, I have nothing but darkness in my heart!"

Misty said slightly evilly, "I have done very many bad things, thereby I have experience!"

Sunny looked and shrugged, then stated, "Celestia what in hay?"

Allura stood in front of Sunny and growled, "Stay behind me," to Sunny.

Sunny stated, "My friends aren't here to kill me, they're here to kill you!"

Sunny marched around Allura and over to her friends.

She violently grabbed the baseball bat from out of Misty's hooves. She then grabbed the fire soakers and ripped the straps off, Izzy and Pipp. Finally, she grabbed the Golf Club from Zipp. The White Furred Princess yelled, "No, not Beaty the Beaty Stick!"

Sunny replied taking the stick, "You're naming your weapons of murder things, what kind of bucked-up pony are you?"

Zipp stated, "I'm a result of royal inbreeding of which royalty claimed to have and faked superhero abilities. I thought you knew that?"

Pipp stated crying a little, "And so am I!"

Sunny said giggling, "Oh yeah, I guess I should have figured that out!"

Sunny took the weapons and she walked out and left Allura and the four mares staring at each other.

Allura asked, "So you ponies are basically trying to kill me, why?"

Izzy yelled, "Because you're raping our friend!"

Allura muttered loudly and annoyed, "And why would my victim defend me from her own friends?"

Pipp angrily accused, "You've been brainwashing her! Why would she love an ugly, evil, creature like you? And Hitch is in a Trance!"

Allura was visibly hurt by the term ugly when Pipp said it but it only showed for a second.

She corrected Pipp after turning to normal, "He's not in a trance, he just watched a Planned Pony Parenthood video about Birth!"

Hitch put his head up and screamed. "Celestia WHY!" and then vomited a rainbow.

Allura then raised her voice defensively, "I do a lot of bad things, rape is not one of them, despite that every pony besides Sunny thinks I am a monster! You should know she was taught hate of every sentient that wasn't an Earth Pony in School! She was told all non-earth ponies were flesh-eating monsters. Her father and family were all knocked off for teaching her that that wasn't true! But they spread rumors that she was out to hurt foals and was basically insane and dangerous. They only let her live because they convinced everyone she was crazy!"

Pipp looked at Allura and asked curiously, "She told you this?"

Zipp also vocalized, "Why the hay would she share this with you of all creatures?"

Allura told them with a little vanity, "You won't believe how similar we actually are."

Izzy replied, "Wait aren't you like two different species, are you, check, yes you are!"

Allura said, "You really don't get what I mean do you!?"

Izzy said, "Um... Nope!"

Allura said, "We have similar values, we heavily believe in family!"

Allura continued, "I am trying to be her family like you and she's trying to bring back mine."

Misty asked, "Necromancy?"

Allura explained, "That is not what I want, but it does fit into this story, once upon a time two flying leopard cubs were born, but they had to be kept in secret because they had different colored parents."

She continued, "The Government found out and decided that they would allow the mother's children to have a normal life if their mother built them a powerful weapon. She agreed!'

"Well that's what they claimed, the reality was the two cubs were tormented daily, called, "Race Bastards" by both children and teachers, told that they should be sterilized, that they were mistakes."

"No matter how good of grades they got, they were called stupid and lazy."

"They weren't allowed to go to college and even went their mother and her family gave them given proper college education only I could work a nice job, my brother was forced to work as a janitor in a brothel."

"She felt horrible for her and could only see him in secret and the part that hurt the most was he was so gentle and innocent despite the way he was treated and that would be his downfall."

"She had always wanted to protect him, but she couldn't do squat!"

"One day their mother came and took them to the mountains."

"Shortly into the trip she vanished and they saw an incredible green light at night."

"When we came down my brother and I discovered our entire species had vaporized each other..."

"My mother had built the weapon, the Mega-Spell, and somehow every flying snow leopard nation had gotten it!"

"I felt like 'Good Riddens' but my brother even though he had been abused every day of his life by them wanted them back."

"There's an story from a pony book called Tales of Humanity and the story is called Sodom and Gomorrah and that's what happened. A wicked society had been completely annihilated by it's own evil. I would have spat on their graves if my brother didn't miss them."

"I don't know what he missed about them?"

"They were nothing but wicked to the both of us!"

Misty asked, "So what happened to him?"

Allura explained, "Zar the Alicorn God came to rule the land, an ignorant and powerful leader."

"My brother tried to propose the revival of our species, but the instant second he said, 'Necromancy' he was banished to a prison realm."

"I ran as far as I could and kept running,"

"Years later Zar vanished and I began hearing my brother's voice and I realized he was psychically communicating with me, so I looked for a way to free him in arcane magic books. I discovered the power of the Auroricorns and I'll admit I went about it wrong. But I always heard that ponies were silly and obsessed with playing. So you know what I did?"

Misty said, "Yeah you enslaved them."

Allura yelled, "I'm sorry but I love Sunny because she looked past who I was and my sins and loved me!"

Hitch got up and walked over to them (still green in the face) and began, "I have a story to tell too, listen you're gonna hate me too, but me and Sprout were the ones who made up the rumor that Sunny was insane!"

"Why!" screamed Izzy.

Hitch explained, "Because it was the only way Sunny could live."

Zipp asked angrily, "Who was gonna wack Sunny?"

Zipp looked like she was going to kill someone like before.

Hitch talked quickly and a little erratically, "Phillis took me to her office and said, she needed Sunny to have an accident. She wanted me to wack Sunny and if I didn't me and Granny Figgy would be the ones who got it. I had to come up with a scheme to keep us all alive, I wanted to keep me and Granny and Sunny alive so I got her to compromise, it was bad but it was the lesser bad."

Izzy asked, "So accident means death and not, not making it to the bathroom, right?"

"OK, shut up!" said Allura firmly.

Izzy meeped, "Sorry!"

Sunny walked in and ask, "Have you talked to Allura and made up?"

Allura walked over to Sunny and told her, "Htich has something to tell you."

Sunny, Allura, and Sunny's friends listened to Hitch as he told Sunny his secret and how Canterlogic had not just murdered her family but many of Hitch's family and other ponies which had been murdered or silenced, due to them being connected with The Pony Reunification Party.

Sunny was both sadly and joyfully crying at the end, saying, "I knew it, I knew it," with Allura hugging her and petting her mane.

Author's Note

I think I am going to write another chapter.

So, I guess you are wondering when I am going to explain how Hitch is somehow unaware of sex.

Welp, I Am not.