Cat and Pony!

by SixLeggedHorseOfOdin

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Misty, My Little Pony: A New Generation, Romance, Sunny Starscout, Mane 5, Sex, Profanity, Allura, Drama
Length: 7417

Izzy finds a certain flying panther on top of Sunny! Hilarity ensues.

Apparently Sunny has a Mare Freind. The Problem?

It's Allura.

Warning: Some of the humor in this story is pretty off the wall.

Published 2024-08-19 22:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2025-01-18 20:37:20 UTC

This Leopard won't eat your face, but she might eat you know what.

In a beautiful building with lots of secrets and a white interior more beautiful than any called the Bright-House. A pony named Sunny was enjoying herself.

Sunny watched as her friends slowly walked out after her Breakfast had been devoured by all.

She was a Purple maned and tailed, Tangerine Pony

Hitch a yellow pony with yellow fur and Green hair asked, "So you're just staying because..?"

Sunny replied, "Need to recharge my social batteries, that's all.

Misty a blue unicorn pony with green kinky hair told her, "Sunny, I hope you feel better."

Zipp a white pony who happened to be a princess with pink hair and a green streek who was also a pegasus stated, "Hope to see you soon!"

Pipp a pink pegasus with purple hair and a crown on her head sang, "Have a good time, callll if you get the lonelies!"

Izzy a purple unicorn with blue hair yelled, "If you get bored of your break tell me!"

As they walked out the door the temperature went down.

Sunny looked at a window smiling and a voice purred, "Yah ready my pony friend or not?"

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Izzy realized she had forgotten her maker belt.

She came in and noticed it felt like a winter day.

She heard weird moaning and followed it up the ramp leading to the bedroom. She came to Sunny's bed and saw Allura with Sunny pinned under her. Allura was right on top putting her paw under Sunny's chin.

Allura purred, " Nowww that I have you right where I want you!"

Izzy screamed, "Allura is trying to eat Sunny!"

She ran out of the bedroom, down the ramp, and out the door.

Allura looked at Sunny and stuttered, "Just... to.... be.... fair I have eaten you a few times."

Sunny giggled then sighed, "I guess I have to explain this to my friends!"

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A few months ago.

Sunny looked at the cave entrance and noted the melting ice. She trotted in As she marched in she used her Alicorn Horn to light the way.

Suddenly a certain brown, large and sharply shaped bunny marched up to her and made it's strange noises. Twitch then ran deep into the cave.

She looked as Allura a Purple Flying Snow Leopard with purple and green hair walked up to her.

Sunny asked, "How are we going to do this?"

Allura asked back, purring, "Do you even know why I have been doing all this?"

Sunny asked sternly, "Why?"

Allura told her, "I am trying to free my brother."

Sunny looked surprised and felt stung by the complete justifiability of it all and said, "You're trying to help your family?"

Allura asked stricken at Sunny suddenly seeming to show understanding something she had never received in a long time, "Are you as a pony, sympathetic?"

Sunny stated sorrowfully with a small tear, "All my family is dead, I am not sure what happened if it had something to do with Canterlogic or not, Hitch, my closest friend told me he wouldn't investigate and told me I needed to forget about them, and even though, now, he might open up a case, I can't have him do that because I believe peace is too important."

Allura looked down ashamed and said, "I never meant to hurt anycreature, things just happened. Listen, Pony, I could be one of your friends if you help me find a good way to free my brother?"

Sunny softly put her hoof gently on Allura's paw.

Allura told her, "You're a weak little pony, but there's a certain something that suggests great inner strength."

Sunny put her hoof on Allura's head and said, "You'll find I'm average height!"

Allura said, "Leopard Hug!" and gave Sunny a big firm hug.

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In the present Misty was practicing spells, Pipp was trying to get Zipp to sing with her, and Hitch was explaining to the animals (who could actually understand him and him them) the importance of the law.

They were in a beautiful field of grass with a few trees here and there.

Izzy ran up to the rest of them screaming, "Allura is trying to eat Sunny!"

Pipp's wings shot out and she yelled, "Wait Allura eats ponies?"

Zipp snickering asked, "You didn't eat wild mushrooms again?"

Izzy replied loudly, "No, and the giant killer Teddy Bear was real!"

Hitch squealed frightedly, "There's a giant killed Teddy Bear?"

Misty stated, "First Htich there's no giant killer Teddy Bear," and then asked, "Second, Izzy describe what you saw?"

Izzy said, "Allura was sitting on Sunny in Sunny's bed and there was lots of moaning."

Misty asked surprised, "Wait are you sure they weren't... you know?"

Izzy yelled in disgust, "Misty, they are two different species!"

Strangely confused Hitch asked, "What exactly?"

Izzy surprised said, "You know Hitch the Birds and the other birds or the bees and the other bees? You do know about sex, right?"

Hitch asked, "You mean male, female, and the theys? Yes, the Theys!"

Misty looked and face-hoofed.

Zipp said, "I can teach him about it if he buys me dinner?"

Pipp stated, "Okay since, Hitch is going to learn about the birds, bees, etcetera..."

Hitch interrupted, "Wouldn't the birds eat the bees?"

Pipp looked at Hitch and said, "It's a good thing the only sex crimes in Maretime Bay are between Sprout and his Mother."

Zipp snidly said, "Spoken like somepony who doesn't know their life is going to be an aristocrat joke!"

Pipp said disturbed, "Wait, what!"

Zipp explained, "I have convinced Mom I should not be queen thereby you will have a successor child to the royal line, and keep it in the family like Mom did with us."

Pipp asks, "Wait not only will my child be, but I am the product of..."

Zipp quickly interrupted, "Pipp! Not in front of the Kid!"

She pointed to Sparky (Hitch's green little adopted dragon child) who was blowing snot bubbles.

Pipp softly to herself muttered, "I'm going to have to talk to the shrink even more!"

Zipp told her, "Now let's take down that flying snow leopard."

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Sunny was watching TV.

The TV blared, "And now it's time for, 'Two Complete Strangers get Married off Audience Whims!'"

Sunny threatened, "I am going to watch it if you don't leave now!"

Allura purred in reply, "Iiii am stayiiing!"

Sunny yelled, "I don't have to dig out YouHoof videos of The Swan!"

Allura replied, "Whatever it is, I'm staying."

Sunny replied challengingly, "It's where multiple average-looking ponies compete for plastic surgery because they have been called ugly!"

Allura said defiantly and proudly, "I've seen much worse!"

Sunny growled angrily in desperation, "Do I have to get out Fillies and Tiaras and Dance Mares?"

Allura said, "Is it anything like Hoofly Temple's first role Foal Burlesk!"

Sunny looked wide and her eyelid twitched while making a horrified expression and then asked horrified, "One, what is wrong with you, and two, how old are you?"

Allura replied, "I happen to come from a time in which children were considered a duty not sacred and to answer the second, I thought it was clear I was a simi-immortal being."

Sunny muttered, "Great I'm dating someone older than Grandma Figgy?"

There was a loud crash!

Suddenly Hitch ran into the room throwing the doors open wide and knocking them into the walls so hard they bounced back closed behind and screamed, "Sunny I'm here to save you!"

Sunny replied dryly, "I don't need saving Hitch."

Hitch started Hoof Slapping Allura!

Allura started to slap back careful not to extend her claws.

Sunny with some concern yelled, "Stop both of you!"

Allura reassuringly yelled, "Don't worry I don't have my claws out."

Hitch screamed in his high-pitched voice, "You, the birds that don't eat the bees, and the pony darn theys! You're all going down!"

Allura sputtered, "'They' that in certain circles people say that they can read your mind unless you wear a hat made out of tinfoil?"

As the fight continued Hitch exclaimed, "The theys can read our minds! I thought that was the Unicorns!"

Izzy yelled from another room, "Stop being racist Hitch!"

Hitch, continuing to slap-fight, yelled, "That still doesn't explain why the birds don't eat the bees!"

Allura slapped Hitch to the ground, and stated, "Wait, you don't know what Sexual Intercourse is?"

Sunny looked and then asked, "What in the name of Twilight Sparkle, Hitch you don't know what sex is?"

Sunny then further asked, "Hitch where do Babies come from?"

Hitch said plainly, "The Stork, of course!"

Allura suppressing a dark laugh replied, "Well at least he didn't say the cabbage patch."

Hitch replied, "Babies come from the Stork, why would baby ponies come from a cabbage patch?"

Now bored Allura asked further, "And where does the stork get them?"

Hitch explained, "They get them from the Baby Factory!"

Allura singing slightly chimed, "The Baby Factory, where your fears and horrors come true, The Baby Factory, where not a single soul gets through."

Sunny stated, "Okay, um.... female vaginas... you do know about them? Riight???"

Hitch released a high-pitched statement, "Wait, Whaaat!?"

Allura explained darkly amused, "When a male sticks his penis into an opening known as the vagina and implants his seed or sperm when this happens it can if the female has ovulated, result in pregnancy. Now I will show you the "Miracle of Life" with your cell phone!"

She let out one of her nails, grabbed his phone, and typed in "The Miracle of Life" on it with her claw nail.

She scrolled, clicked, gave him the phone, and said, "Bon Appetit Hitch, Ironically you won't be able to eat for days!"

Hitch stared at his phone horrified too much to look away!

Allura bragged, "I loved traumatizing little male cubs when I got to teach sex ed!"

Sunny said, "Wait you were a teacher?"

Allura put her paw on the back of Sunny's head, kissed her sloppily, and said, "I have been many things, My Little Pony!"

Sunny replied, "Just to be clear I'm average height."

Suddenly the door was kicked open and the four mare friends of Sunny stood in the frame. Misty with a metal bat with nails welded on to it, Pipp and Izzy with Flame Throwers made from Super Soakers, and Zipp with an unimpressive but still deadly Golf Club with Barbed Wire around the hitting end!

Izzy looked at Sunny who stared back quite perplexed, Izzy explained quickly, "Hey I crafted weapons to kill Allura for taking advantage of you. I made a fire soaker and then had to make one for Pipp because she also wanted one, then I had to rush with Zipp's and Misty's due to I ran out of time, especially with Zipp's!"

Zipp said coolly, "I have been waiting for this sooo long!"

Pipp said disturbed, "Now that I know I'm an abomination, I have nothing but darkness in my heart!"

Misty said slightly evilly, "I have done very many bad things, thereby I have experience!"

Sunny looked and shrugged, then stated, "Celestia what in hay?"

Allura stood in front of Sunny and growled, "Stay behind me," to Sunny.

Sunny stated, "My friends aren't here to kill me, they're here to kill you!"

Sunny marched around Allura and over to her friends.

She violently grabbed the baseball bat from out of Misty's hooves. She then grabbed the fire soakers and ripped the straps off, Izzy and Pipp. Finally, she grabbed the Golf Club from Zipp. The White Furred Princess yelled, "No, not Beaty the Beaty Stick!"

Sunny replied taking the stick, "You're naming your weapons of murder things, what kind of bucked-up pony are you?"

Zipp stated, "I'm a result of royal inbreeding of which royalty claimed to have and faked superhero abilities. I thought you knew that?"

Pipp stated crying a little, "And so am I!"

Sunny said giggling, "Oh yeah, I guess I should have figured that out!"

Sunny took the weapons and she walked out and left Allura and the four mares staring at each other.

Allura asked, "So you ponies are basically trying to kill me, why?"

Izzy yelled, "Because you're raping our friend!"

Allura muttered loudly and annoyed, "And why would my victim defend me from her own friends?"

Pipp angrily accused, "You've been brainwashing her! Why would she love an ugly, evil, creature like you? And Hitch is in a Trance!"

Allura was visibly hurt by the term ugly when Pipp said it but it only showed for a second.

She corrected Pipp after turning to normal, "He's not in a trance, he just watched a Planned Pony Parenthood video about Birth!"

Hitch put his head up and screamed. "Celestia WHY!" and then vomited a rainbow.

Allura then raised her voice defensively, "I do a lot of bad things, rape is not one of them, despite that every pony besides Sunny thinks I am a monster! You should know she was taught hate of every sentient that wasn't an Earth Pony in School! She was told all non-earth ponies were flesh-eating monsters. Her father and family were all knocked off for teaching her that that wasn't true! But they spread rumors that she was out to hurt foals and was basically insane and dangerous. They only let her live because they convinced everyone she was crazy!"

Pipp looked at Allura and asked curiously, "She told you this?"

Zipp also vocalized, "Why the hay would she share this with you of all creatures?"

Allura told them with a little vanity, "You won't believe how similar we actually are."

Izzy replied, "Wait aren't you like two different species, are you, check, yes you are!"

Allura said, "You really don't get what I mean do you!?"

Izzy said, "Um... Nope!"

Allura said, "We have similar values, we heavily believe in family!"

Allura continued, "I am trying to be her family like you and she's trying to bring back mine."

Misty asked, "Necromancy?"

Allura explained, "That is not what I want, but it does fit into this story, once upon a time two flying leopard cubs were born, but they had to be kept in secret because they had different colored parents."

She continued, "The Government found out and decided that they would allow the mother's children to have a normal life if their mother built them a powerful weapon. She agreed!'

"Well that's what they claimed, the reality was the two cubs were tormented daily, called, "Race Bastards" by both children and teachers, told that they should be sterilized, that they were mistakes."

"No matter how good of grades they got, they were called stupid and lazy."

"They weren't allowed to go to college and even went their mother and her family gave them given proper college education only I could work a nice job, my brother was forced to work as a janitor in a brothel."

"She felt horrible for her and could only see him in secret and the part that hurt the most was he was so gentle and innocent despite the way he was treated and that would be his downfall."

"She had always wanted to protect him, but she couldn't do squat!"

"One day their mother came and took them to the mountains."

"Shortly into the trip she vanished and they saw an incredible green light at night."

"When we came down my brother and I discovered our entire species had vaporized each other..."

"My mother had built the weapon, the Mega-Spell, and somehow every flying snow leopard nation had gotten it!"

"I felt like 'Good Riddens' but my brother even though he had been abused every day of his life by them wanted them back."

"There's an story from a pony book called Tales of Humanity and the story is called Sodom and Gomorrah and that's what happened. A wicked society had been completely annihilated by it's own evil. I would have spat on their graves if my brother didn't miss them."

"I don't know what he missed about them?"

"They were nothing but wicked to the both of us!"

Misty asked, "So what happened to him?"

Allura explained, "Zar the Alicorn God came to rule the land, an ignorant and powerful leader."

"My brother tried to propose the revival of our species, but the instant second he said, 'Necromancy' he was banished to a prison realm."

"I ran as far as I could and kept running,"

"Years later Zar vanished and I began hearing my brother's voice and I realized he was psychically communicating with me, so I looked for a way to free him in arcane magic books. I discovered the power of the Auroricorns and I'll admit I went about it wrong. But I always heard that ponies were silly and obsessed with playing. So you know what I did?"

Misty said, "Yeah you enslaved them."

Allura yelled, "I'm sorry but I love Sunny because she looked past who I was and my sins and loved me!"

Hitch got up and walked over to them (still green in the face) and began, "I have a story to tell too, listen you're gonna hate me too, but me and Sprout were the ones who made up the rumor that Sunny was insane!"

"Why!" screamed Izzy.

Hitch explained, "Because it was the only way Sunny could live."

Zipp asked angrily, "Who was gonna wack Sunny?"

Zipp looked like she was going to kill someone like before.

Hitch talked quickly and a little erratically, "Phillis took me to her office and said, she needed Sunny to have an accident. She wanted me to wack Sunny and if I didn't me and Granny Figgy would be the ones who got it. I had to come up with a scheme to keep us all alive, I wanted to keep me and Granny and Sunny alive so I got her to compromise, it was bad but it was the lesser bad."

Izzy asked, "So accident means death and not, not making it to the bathroom, right?"

"OK, shut up!" said Allura firmly.

Izzy meeped, "Sorry!"

Sunny walked in and ask, "Have you talked to Allura and made up?"

Allura walked over to Sunny and told her, "Htich has something to tell you."

Sunny, Allura, and Sunny's friends listened to Hitch as he told Sunny his secret and how Canterlogic had not just murdered her family but many of Hitch's family and other ponies which had been murdered or silenced, due to them being connected with The Pony Reunification Party.

Sunny was both sadly and joyfully crying at the end, saying, "I knew it, I knew it," with Allura hugging her and petting her mane.

Author's Note

I think I am going to write another chapter.

So, I guess you are wondering when I am going to explain how Hitch is somehow unaware of sex.

Welp, I Am not.

Leopards are crazy and scary and also fun.

Allura looked at Sunny beside her in bed, they were in the basement where the others had set up a room for them. The room was decorated with Izzy's makeshift lovenest material and the bed was nice and frilly. The place had once been a storage space and it still showed despite Sunny's friends' efforts.

She was sensitive although she had learned to control her emotions. She knew how to cry when no one was watching, not even Twitch or now Sunny.

Sunny woke up and looked at Allura and asked, "Hey you look more disturbed than usual?"

Allura looked and answered, "Nothing, just a disturbing dream, I am fine?"

Sunny smiled and replied, "Can we be honest about our emotions?"

Allura asked, "Do you or your friends find me ugly?"

Sunny stated a little panicked, "No, Allura I like you for everything you are?"

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Sunny was walking through Allura's cave looking for the leopard.

It was beautifully ice-encrusted with Frozen Fractals like Sunny's favorite Walt Hoofny movie.

She came across the Leopard sleeping.

Sunny had her father's photo and some of his writings.

The Pony tapped the leopard's paw with her hoof, Allura awoke and and growled and slashed her hoof.

Sunny yelled, "What the hay!"

Allura said plainly and quickly, "Sorry. Instinct."

Sunny looked, "You really are a cat?"

Allura said, "Yep and I'll need breakfast."

Sunny asked, "Oh I should have brought some snacks?"

Allura muttered, "Unless little pony you have Meat Jerky or a juicy steak I don't think it would matter."

Sunny looked and meeped, "Oh..."

Sunny continued, "You're a carnivore?"

Allura said, "Does that mean you won't be my friend? Because I didn't care anyway."

Sunny said, "No! And I do think you care?"

Sunny started getting her things out of her satchel.

She hoofed Allura a picture of her father.

She asked, "Can you guess who that is?"

Allura muttered playfully, "An elderly faggot?"

Sunny said in a silly, "No it's my father? And how would he be a bundle of sticks."

Allura said, "Would he approve of you being in a cave with a member of another species?"

Sunny said, "I think so, he was very kind and understanding."

Allura asked a question, "Was' so he's dead?"

Sunny said sadly after a pause, "All my family is."

Allura apologized, "I wouldn't have called him that if I had known."

Sunny cheerfully said, "Why would you call him a bundle of sticks?"

Allura slowly gave her explanation, "I meant as in attracted to other males, you see in my society people saw that as a racial sickness and also females with other females, 'because it doesn't make healthy Purple Flying Leopard cubs, it makes shit, the only fruit of such a relationship is fecal matter,' that's what Dear Leader told us every day over the screens. He made out that racially mixed leopards like me were inferior. Every day the same exact thing happened, I wished the terrorist would get him, and I discovered later on the last day before the war, the terrorist had ten years before I was born."

Sunny looked and said, "So you lived in a society where being Gay or Lesbian was considered wrong?"

Allura muttered, "Didn't make sense, but I went along with it."

Sunny stated horrified, "I can't imagine a society that evil?"

Allura muttered angrily, "Don't worry they are all dead except my brother."

Sunny put her hoof on Allura's paw and said, "So, you are all alone?"

Allura said, "Yeah, tell me about your family from when they were alive, I want to hear something happy?"

She eventually fell asleep on top of Sunny out of comfort and finally felt safe after eons.

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Sunny said, "You're not ugly and I am sorry Pipp said that to you?"

Allura was holding both Sunny's hoofs and said, "I dreamed I was put in an incinerator, like the ones 'unfit to live' back when I was among my own. And that you ponies did it."

Sunny said, "And we'd never do that, they assumed that you had forced me to make love to you."

Allura cried, "Yes they assumed I was a rapist, like they showed the mixed-race leopards on the screens."

Sunny said, "Don't worry just go to sleep and we'll talk with Pipp in the morning?"

Allura cuddled up and went back to sleep. Sunny eventually did to despite Twitch's snoring.

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Allura was up in the morning making peanut butter and cave-made freeze-dried jerky sandwich.

Sunny muttered as she prepared breakfast, "I might go carnivore if that rabbit keeps snoring."

Allura said, "Ugh, this is the last of it, you said the pegasi royalty eat pickled fish, I can wait for Pipp to apologize if I can get some?"

Sunny said, "Zipp also has some?"

Allura looked around at Sunny and said, "So you have two products of inbreeding for friends?"

Sunny stated, "Don't call them that?"

Allura said, "OK, Pony, I won't."

Pipp suddenly came down the ramp.

Sunny approached Pipp and said, "We were just discussing you."

Pipp said, "Ok, uh, you and your cat marefriend are talking about me, why?"

Allura stated, "You called me ugly?"

Pipp muttered, "Well, I need my Coffee before I apologize."

Allura muttered back, "I knew Sunny was the sincere pony?"

Pipp looked, "OK, you seem to hate us, why?"

Allura said, "Because I was always told ponies were silly creatures that couldn't get anything done because they were constantly playing."

Pipp looked and asked, "Your parents told you that?"

Allura stated, "It was just something you were told if you lived in my society."

Pipp said, "Well as Pony, I am sorry and hope you weren't too hurt, and we did think you were a rapist."

Allura stared at her paw and muttered, "All mixed breeds are rapists?"

Pipp yelled, "WHA?"

Allura told her, "That's what the teacher would say, then point to me and my brother."

Pipp flew over to Allura and said, "I am sorry I said that too ok, you obviously suffered a lot of damage."

Allura looked at Pipp and stated, "Be glad you'll never know what it was like."

Pipp gave Allura a hug and said, "I know you have done a lot to survive, but I promise as long as you don't hurt Sunny you're safe."

Sunny asked, "Um, could you or Zipp give her some fish?"

Pipp said, "I guess."

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Allura and Pipp were walking through the town, Allura suddenly looked at some jewelry, and said, "That looks nice," and simply grabbed it.

Pipp stated looking to the side at the confused and scared kiosk owner, "Allura are you just going to take that from that shop owner with paying?"

Allura purred dramatically, "Why yesss!"

Pipp stated, "Girl if you don't want me to march back to the bright house and tell Sunny to break up with your butt pay for it."

Allura asked, "Okay could you give me some money?"

Pipp looked and gave her several pony dollars.

Allura paid and asked, "Pink Pony could I ask you to pay for several things I want to get today?"

Pipp stated, "First don't call me Pink Pony, second only today tomorrow you're getting a job. I think assisting Comet, one of the poor ponies you put under mind control, at the Smoothie Stand."

Allura looked and then answered, "I have no experience with fruit whatsoever?"

Pipp looked back and explained, "Well we can't have you help Hitch or Zipp because they enforce the law and you almost broke it, Izzy is a solo act, so, can you style manes?"

Allura looked and said, "I used to style my brother's fur and we got very good at it, but that was eons ago?"

Pipp replied looking back, "You'll mostly do janitor and clean-up work until I fully train you."

Allura asked, "Could we go get some cat stuff?"

Pipp stated, "Yeah, but you'll be paying me back at some point."

Allura then said, "Erm since Pink Pony is out of the question, Erm, what's your nickname again?"

Pipp droned annoyed, "Piiipp."

Allura stated, "Don't worry at one point I was calling Sunny just, Pony?"

Pipp looked and asked, "How'd you feel if I called you Purple Winged Snow Leopard?"

Allura muttered a little threateningly, "It's a habit, not an insult..."

Pipp retorted, "Don't get surly with me!"

Allura suddenly got really fearful and yelled stuttering, "No Sunny thinks it's autism and so did my mother, though she didn't get me diagnosed since, I might get declared, 'unfit to live!"

Pipp looked and asked, "First, why would Sunny say that second, 'unfit to live? Harsh?"

Allura said, "Hitch is the only one she's told this to besides me, but Sunny has had several pony doctors say she might be autistic, and I might have not been supposed to tell you that?"

Pipp said, "Oh I should get her some stem toys!"

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Sunny said to Allura in the bathroom, "Okay, so I have some stem toys now and, um, I feel better than I used to, but shouldn't be telling ponies all my secrets?"

Allura said, "But I made you feel good, and you're the first pony I could do that without casting a spell on."

She high-paw Twitch, looked at Sunny, and said, "What?"

Sunny replied, "You know you shouldn't joke about that?"

Allura said sadly, "Yeah there are a lot of rules now?"

Sunny said, "As Hitch says, 'Living in a Society has Rules.'"

Allura replied, "And the powerful are immune to them in a Society!"

Sunny reassured her, "Pony Society isn't like that."

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Sunny in the cave yelled, "So Flying Snow Leopards had a society like Pegasie with mass media everywhere?"

Allura asks, "So some ponies live in a society that broadcasts speeches and propaganda all over the walls with live executions aired weekly?"

Sunny looked surprised and stated horrified, "Live executions?"

Allura muttered looking down, "Oh so this was a different kind of society than mine?"

Sunny said putting her hoof on Allura's head, "What you're describing is disturbing, but I was taught in school when I was little that the pegasie and unicorns were cannibals, and only my dad told me otherwise. Listen I am sure that you are not a monster, just someone who got a bad start."

Allura looked and asked, "Could I ask you something?"

Sunny said, "Shoot."

Allura said, "No you're another species and the same sex."

Sunny looked and asked, "Are you attracted to me?"

Allura raged and yelled, "It's probably just because I haven't seen a female of my own species in forever!"

Sunny looked and asked, "I think we could try it out, let's kiss?"

Allura stared into Sunny's eyes and said, "You think that's normal?"

Sunny stated, "I know your society believed it was wrong, but I could be the pony to show you who you could be?"

Allura yelled, "Fornicating, picking up STDs, molesting she-cubs, making out with animals, excreta?"

Sunny looked disgusted and asked, "Who told you such hateful things about lesbians?"

Allura looked at her paws and said, "The damned screens!"

Sunny looked at Allura and told her, "Just plant a kiss on me?"

Allura timidly kissed Sunny's cheek and then Sunny kissed hers.

Allura asked, "Why do you smell like wild berries, I was told Ponies smelled like their horse ancestors, all musty and such?"

Sunny pipped, "Pipp gave me a shampoo earlier and you're not the first one who thought I'd smell?"

Allura and Sunny laughed together.

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Jazz was a green pony with a red and purple mane and Allura was training with Jazz's mane. Jazz sat with her hair in the shampoo and water. She was terrified of the Snow Leopard.

Jazz winced and said, "PLEAZE Do not cut my mane with those claws?"

Allura looked and joked, "My claws aren't for cutting hair, they're for disemboweling my prey?"

Jazz looked frightened.

Allura reassured her, "My species doesn't even eat horses, so a pony like you would definitely be off the menu."

Jazz told her, "Wow I now know why everypony is scared of you?"

Allura muttered sillily, "Because I am naturally intimidating?"

Rocky said, "Because you're something out of a horror movie?"

Allura looked and ask, "Do I actually look like something in your horror movies," cocking her head to the side.

Rocky said, "Sorry Jazz is my girlfriend and I don't like you scaring her?"

Allura pried, "So you love an earth pony, but pegasie used to only a few years ago believed earth ponies were inferior?"

Jazz yelled, "HEY!"

Allura replied, "That's what you eat!"

Rocky looked at Jazz and told her, "It's okay baby."

He then looked then said to Allura, "I once thought earth ponies had small brains and were violent, I was expecting the place to reek when I got to Maretime Bay, but the immediate second Jazz started being nice to me and being kind whenever I did something dumb the way no fellow pegasus had, I felt more at home than ever."

Jazz then stated, "And just to be fair, I thought he was gonna eat me a few times?"

Allura looked and said, "I am certain he has, as you look like a happy mare?"

Jazz snorted and Rocky blushed.

...

Jazz was stylish and Rocky was beaming over her.

Jazz told Allura, "You did well!"

Allura said, "So can I style already?"

Jazz said, "Not yet, we need to get you adjusted to socializing with ponies, but I think you could fit in?"

Allura thought happily, 'I can be with Sunny!'

The Leopard Hair Dresser.

Sunny told Allura as she and Sunny prepared for their work, "It's gonna be fine."

Allura yelled back in the basement washroom, the whole thing ice cold, as she walked out of the pink frilly curtained shower, "I am pretty sure I have never worked with Pony hair before a few days ago."

Sunny, looking at the Leopard with a sickeningly adorable face, encouraged her, "And you're a natural. So?"

Allura sniffling said, "If I mess up in there I might as well be considered a monster all over again?"

Sunny (looking even cuter) told her, "Pipp will ensure they understand."

Allura (looking cute back) whined, "She's Zipp's sister, the pony who made the warnings about me?"

Sunny shrugging muttered, "She's apologized, and can have her do it again."

Allura winced and whined again, "And what if the Aroracorn shows up?"

Sunny walked out of the washroom with Allura behind her, "Then be nice to Comet and show him you're not who he thought you were."

Allura swallowed and then looked at Sunny and asked, "And what if I really am?"

Sunny kissed Allura and told her sternly but kindly, "You're not, I know that!"

Allura walked out the door of the bathroom into the cushy bedroom putting on her uniform (a harness like the Earth Ponies wore) up the stairs in the middle of them while Sunny wasn't looking Allura wiped a tear from her eye and thought, "I can't believe after all I have done someone still believes in me?"

...
It was a beautiful fall day outside, and she loved the cold.

As Allura walked to work suddenly three little fillies walked over to her and started to follow her.

As they followed her she asked, "What is this little midget procession about?"

The Unicorn of the three said, "We're not midgets and why aren't you flying?"

Allura responded, "I know, I am trying to avoid conversation because I'll be doing tons of that at work, second, oh yes, a huge shadow of a predator over a town of herbivores, that's going to get me places?"

The Earth Pony asked, "What's an Erb-a-bore?"

Allura looked and explained as she walked, "Herb-a-vore, it means you eat plants, I don't."

The pegasus asked, "What do you eat if you don't eat plants?"

Allura said, "Flesh, flesh like yours, little ones, animal flesh."

First, the three went, "Wow!"

Then the Earth Pony asked, "Is the bunny a snack?"

Allura screamed as Twitch looked at her scared, "No... he's my emotional support animal."

Allura breathed and calmed down and asked, "Why are you fillies not running away?"

The Earth Pony stated, "Because we watch X-rated horror movies like The Unicorn Chainsaw Massacre and are desensitized."

Allura mattered, "Makes sense..."

As the trees and buildings passed she looked, and thought, "Now that they know that I won't hurt them, what can I do to keep them from overtaking me?"

Suddenly Hitch blew his whistle and yelled, "Why Allura, are you harassing the Pipp-Squeaks?"

Allura looked at him in a manner that just spoke, 'Really?' at Hitch and stated, "They are harassing me
Hitch, and do you know they are watching X-rated horror Movies?"

Hitch replied dryly, "Like The Miracle of Birth?"

Allura quipped, "Hitch, that's not a horror movie, it's an educational film you watch in high school. Also, can you tell them to leave me alone?"

Hitch looked at her with a scowl on his face and then the fillies and asked, "Hey Pipp-Squeaks, could you leave Allura alone?"

The Fillies sighed together and said as one, "Okay, Hitch!"

They ran away.

Hitch walked off.

After she was alone again, Allura looked around at the trees and buildings and said, "Uhg, why do I socially sabotage myself? They weren't that bad."

Twitch made a confused noise to her and put his arms out then crossed them.

...

Allura was in the Mane Melody Salon.

The colorful equipment and singing were kind of grating on her.

Pipp walked up to her and asked as she was styling the Pink Maned Yellow Pony named Posey who
looked like she was about to panic and yelled, "Allura, we sing while we style."

Allura replied, "I normally sing only to Twitch and nowadays Sunny, I have no idea how I sound."

Posey replied in a hesitant voice, "I don't mind if she doesn't sing?"

Pipp said annoyed, "Allura."

Allura sang, "Hello Morning Sun, gotta run, I got places to be."

Pipp looked and asked, "What song is that?"

Allura said, "Just a song Sunny taught me."
...

Diggy, a tan Earth Pony, his Husband, and his son Ferris, a red unicorn with a purple horn and blue hair covered by a cap, walked into Mane Melody, a beautiful establishment.

Ferris needed a mane-cut.

Ferris asked suddenly pointing with his hoof, "Can I have the cool leopard cut my mane?"

Diggy looked and saw the creature they had all feared just a month ago. Posey was tipping her, and it appeared Posey was being quite... "Generous?"

Diggy had to wonder how she had gone from being a danger to the community to being employed at a key business in Maretime Bay. Was this all because she was dating Sunny? He might have a Unicorn for a son and a Zebra for a neighbor, but dang what next?

Diggy asked his Unicorn son, "Are you sure, she looks scary?"

Ferris said, "Dad you were scared of Unicorns like me?"

Pipp walked up to him and greeted him, "Hello, what styles and packages will you be purchasing today?"

Ferris yelled, "I want Allura to give me a mane-cut!!!"

Ferris asked, "Is that safe?"

Pipp said, "Of course, she's been giving Mane-Cuts all day?"

Allura looked as the boy walked over and Pipp gave her a pretty harsh stare. Allura thought in her head, 'Think back your teaching day and not the parts where you taught sex-ed' and watched him sit down.

She put the hair gown on him and said, "Kid, what would you like for your mane style to be."

The Kid said excitedly, "Give me something cool!?"

She looked, and said cautiously, "I think the Coolest thing I can give is Mohawk, but the question is would your parents approve, I don't wanna get in trouble with two dads. That's scarier than one."

The colt told her reassuringly, "I'll tell them I asked."

She looked and said jokingly, "Good you take the fall."

She started shaving the kid's mane.

She asked in a funny voice, "What's it like having two dads?"

He told laughing her, "Lots and lots of Dad jokes!"

She sputtered trying not to laugh, "Oh, no?"

....

After the cut, Diggy walked. Ferris ran over and hugged him. Diggy looked at the mane-cut and Allura, and she replied to the stare, "He said he wanted something cool, and that was the only thing I could think of."

Diggy told her trying to be funny and serious at the same time, "You're new and I should have given you instructions, and yeah he's gonna have the teachers being worse than they already are."

Allura looked at him sadly and told him, "If I had known that as a cub who was bullied by the teachers in my school, I would have just given him a tape."

Diggy stated reassuringly, handing her Pony dollars, "You couldn't have known?"

Diggy's husband walked up and asked, "She gave him a Mohawk?"

Ferris said happily, "I wanted it?"

Diggy looked and asked, "When is your break?"

Allura a little excited said, "In two minutes, but I could take it early?"

Diggy said melancholy, "You can wait, I know a restaurant that serves fish?"

...

Allura was at the restaurant, the waiter was playing hoofy-cake with Ferris and Allura was staring at Diggy and his husband.

Allura said, "Thank you, I am so used to being alone, that I am forgetting that I need to fit in."

Diggy told her, "I never expected to be talking to a creature like you, but I never also thought I would be raising a Unicorn."

His husband said to him giving Diggy a peck on the cheek, "And I never thought I'd have such a great husband and son."

As they ate the food Diggy started to look sad.

Allura finally ask Diggy was pushing around his last tomato in his pasta, ask, "Are you having indigestion?"

Diggy said, "I have a confession."

Allura looked frightened, "You think I'm still a monster...?"

Diggy leaned over and whispered, "No, you showed me you are good with kids and polite, this confession is about what happened to Sunny's parents."

Allura said, "I know Phyllis ordered out what happened, not sure on the details though?"

Diggy told her flatly, "I was the willing hit-pony?"

Allura looked as Diggy's husband and Ferris were watching the waiter sing.

Diggy said, "If you're going to kill me, can we walk somewhere, where my son and husband can't see?"

Allura looked and said with sadness, "I'm not going to take a father from his son, but you do realize, there's no forgiveness here, you can't, by confessing give Sunny her parents back."

Diggy stared down at his back hoofs and said softly, "Sweet Celestia, I know. Life is precious, and I took two of them?"

Allura said calmly, "At the end of the day we all live with our sins."

...

At the kitchen table in the doll house like a dining area with mugs of coffee in front of them.

Sunny and Hitch looked at Allura as she pawed them the documents that Diggy had hoofed her outside the restaurant.

Sunny looked and said after sipping her coffee which Allura had made well somehow, "Looking at the details here, I'd say if this is real, we finally have the dirty hoof?"

Hitch uneasily stated, "This isn't just Diggy and Sunny's parents, it looks like there are 12 other hit-ponies and hundreds of victims. Oh, and there's stuff about lawyers arguing legality, meaning it will be hard to go after the Canterlogic CEOs along with Phyllis who ordered this crap out. And to think, I could have been involved or on the other hoof a victim."

Allura looked angrily, took a gulp of her Coffee which was cold unlike theirs, and asked, "Would you like me to find the CEOs and Hit-Ponies with Hitch and Zipp, Sunny."

Sunny looked and said, "It's hard to say, but if Zipp, you and, Hitch, go after these ponies please do not hurt them, I don't want anypony else to suffer."

Allura asked darkly, "If you had hurt them, they wouldn't care about the consequences of revenge."

Sunny yelled preachily, "Violence only leads to more violence, they did bad things and what they did needs to be exposed, but we can't just start hurting ponies."

Allura stated bluntly, "They hurt ponies..."

Sunny replied sternly, "We'll need the victims to decide what, if anything, can be done. Some of these ponies might have families and be functioning parts of the new multiracial society that exist now. You should know, I have let you be my marefriend knowing what you did to the Aroracorns."

Allura walked away from the table and looked out a window at the mountains off in the distance where the Pegasie Kingdom lived.

Sunny was right, she caused a lot of pain. She'd need to talk to someone, a certain heavenly body.

Comet...

Author's Note

Fact the Nazis had lawyers make up a justification for the Holocaust, they used a law that allowed dangers to the state to be killed without trial.

Bush did similar things to justify the torture program.

Evil is often in theory legal.