Commission for Chel, an extended look into his favorite headcanon about changelings' favorite movie.

The dragons and changelings are going on a double date, and Ember and Mina surprise their respective boyfriends Thorax and Pharynx with a trip to the movies. The Thing doesn't seem like a particularly appropriate movie to be romantic to, but Ember was assured that changelings find it a touching film.

Ember really should have clarified what would be doing the touching.

Story contains: Nightmare fetishism, public masturbation, weird changeling transformation sex, foursomes, weird bug incest, and crack shipping.