Written for a Seventh Annual Equstria at War Writing contest "a long time away".

"If this wins I will literally drink milk"
(C) - Banana Brains

"I don't get paid to advertise this story"
(C) - Mega Volt

"Yea,I got the cannon at the end"
(C) - Quacker Jack

"Why the hell am I here?"
(C) - Zoro

"I'm NOT. A. CRYBABY!"
(C) - Starlight Glimmer

"It all started when I was but a filly...what do you mean this is not a therapy?"
(C) - Princess Luna