"I'm sorry sister... YOU WHAT!?"
"Sister, what is this?"
"Hmm?" As soon as I saw what my sister Princess Luna was holding, I instantly dropped the quill I was levitating. Despite only being a feather, it hit the desk with the boom of of an artillery strike to my ears. It was late into the night in Canterlot. I was just finishing up some paperwork when Luna came into my office levitating a set of very lacy light green lingerie in her magic with fishnet stockings covered in holes. My brow began to sweat profusely.
"S-s-s-sister." I stuttered my pupils dilating "w-w-where did you get that?"
"I found it within thyn chamber," She answered simply, folding it and placing it on my desk my eyes remained glued to the lewd garments casually placed on a stack of finished paperwork. Luna cantered over and sat cross legged in the chair in front of my desk, putting her forehooves together.
"Mind explaining what this is all about?" She said with all the tone of a school teacher gesturing to the underwear like it was a late assignment.
My cheeks burned and I could tell a very obvious blush was present on my white muzzle. There was no use in lying, I knew that this day would one day come but to think it was my own sister to learn the darkest secret of my past.
"That" I began "Belonged to my ex-girlfriend... Queen Chrysalis..." I mumbled burying my face in my hooves.
"I'm sorry sister... YOU WHAT!?" Luna shouted loud enough to wake up Canterlot potentially. Several bottles of ink rattled on my desk and a couple of books fell off of shelves.
"Sister, with all due respect. HOW IN THE EVER LIVING! MOTHER FUC--"
"Shhhh! Shhhhhh!!! Sister keep your voice down, ponies are trying to sleep remember." I calmed her down and then rubbed my temples trying to get rid of the headache. "It was a different time, I was young, err well younger, and I was in a--"
I shook my head trying to think of where to even begin.
"Look, I'll... explain everything just..." I opened a drawer and levitated out a bottle of wine from before Luna's banishment, then popped the cork and poured myself a glass.
"I'm going to need to loosen up a bit before I tell this story. That alright?"
Luna nodded her head. With that, I took a long swig draining the glass while I levitated away all the paperwork and inkwells I planned to use tonight.
"Let's see here," I said once the glass was empty poring another and swirling it around. "This story begins about..."
1,002 years ago
0AB [After Luna's Banishment]
I was still in the hospital four months after your banishment. Most of my body was damaged both from our battle and my misuse of the elements. Banishing a former wielder wasn't what they were designed for, but I forced them to work more or less. They... burned me when I used them on you, then went inert. I would later find out for an entire millennium. Anyway even with my alicorn healing it was still taking me a long time to recover. The kickback of that spell was very intense, but I was getting better, enough to notice a particular apothecary that didn't belong.
"Who are you?" I asked leaning up from my bed.
The mare was a small pegasus with a lime green coat and a long black mane covering one eye. She wore a short-skirted medical apprentice gown that didn't extend past her tail. The imposter was startled, nearly dropping the tray of food she carried in her mouth, she placed it on the nightstand next to me.
"Apologies your majesty for waking you. My name is--"
"No." I interrupted "WHO ARE YOU?" I boomed in the royal Canterlot voice.
My horn was still too damaged to use, but I had enough strength to leap from my bed and pin her against the wall making her eep, though it did admittedly open a few stitches. She didn't notice though, looking up at me.
"You brought in that food with your mouth when all pegasi medics learn to use their wings for tasks. You're also wearing the robes of a junior apprentice assistant when only novices minimum would even be allowed to see a patient in my condition, much less the princess herself. Lastly."
I buried my muzzle in the side of her neck and sniffed taking in her pungent scent, making her eep. "You absolutely reek of the Badlands. I ask again..."
I leaned in so close our noses touched, then turned on the fire in my gaze. It also distracted from the blood that was now seeping into my bandages.
"WHO. ARE. YOU?"
The mare shoved me back, something she was only able to do due to how weak I was at the time. Green flames suddenly engulfed her body. Her green coat burned away to reveal black chitin, her mane grew long and tangled, a horn emerged from her forehead, and finally, her wings lost their feathers turning transparent. Her outfit was stretched to its limits by the transformation, and only hanging on by threads.
"Gaze in despair prey!" Her mouth opened revealing a set of fangs, her voice also gaining an echo quality and faint buzzing. "For you now stand before the presence of the great and mighty PRINCESS CHRYSALIS! soon to be the inheritor of the eastern hive, eldest daughter of the Unrelenting Que--"
"Oh my Faust, you are absolutely adorably!" I squeed.
"--e. Wait whaaaaat?"
"I mean, just look at that shiny carapace, those beautiful wings that reflect rainbows, that mane that reminds me of a nice calming swamp, not to mention those adorable big eyes."
Princess Chrysalis stared at me in stunned silence "...Thow does not find thyn true form... repulsive?"
"Repulsive? No way!" I answered almost instantly, again invading her personal space to get a better look at her, even in her true form which was taller than her disguise I still towered over her by at least a head. "I think you're the cutest mare I've ever seen!"
Chrysalis's entire face turned red with blush rising over it.
"C-c-c-cu-cu-c-cute? m-m-me?"
I nodded enthusiastically and she turned way rubbing her cheeks.
"S-s-surly you are mistaken. Someone like me to be considered... c-c-cute?"
"No mistaking about it, not to mention that sleek exoskeleton with curves in all the right places, and sexy fangs adding a hint of danger," I added getting a better view of her body from behind. "You're fucking sexy on top of being down right cute."
"Ehh?" Chrysalis tilted her head to the side, a blank look on her face like someone had blown out the candle in her mind.
"So what's a tall dark glass like you doing in a place like this?"
She shook her head and slapped her cheeks. "W-w--w- well Ahem" Clearing her throat she took on her buzzing echoey voice again which was just starting to make my nethers quake a bit. "If though must know, my species feeds off of love of other races in order to survive. I was trying to find a way to siphon some of the love your subjects feel for you when I was dis--"
"Oh a love bug huh?"
"What? Uhhhh, I guess that's one way to pu--" As soon as she turned around my face was close enough to her's she could feel the heat coming off my breath. "If you wanted a bit of my love... all you really had to do was ask.~" I pulled loose the bandages on my shoulder and leaned in a bit to kiss her. She backed up again and I pinned her against the wall for the second time, with my forehooves bracketing her.
"I-I-I NEED TIME TO THINK!" She slipped out from under, then lept out the window, shattering it and buzzing away.
"So. Fucking. CUUUUUUTE~"
I then fainted on my back.
