Dear Princess Celestia

Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle

I am questioning whether the previous letters you have sent me are some kind of unusual joke that you have come up with, and if so, this is a very poor sense of humour to be using for such a very severe topic.
I had not heard anything involving any kind of new make up brand being produced in recent days or even recent weeks, so I am unfamiliar with anything that could relate to this topic
I must question whether you have accidentally cast some kind of perceptive manipulation spell or consumed something that was imbued with similar kinds of magic, that would certainly explain why you would believe such things to such a degree.

As for the 'symptoms' that you have listed, I cannot name infection or disease with all of those symptoms that have existed during my thousand year reign over Equestria, so I am unable to assist with this, I apologize my student, if you can show me some kind of evidence of this make up brand or any of the afflicted ponies then perhaps I will be able to understand more clearly

-Princess Celestia

"Hopefully this is enough to assist, I cannot understand what would cause such an unusual set of letters..." Celestia muttered to herself, her yellow aura of magic was swirling around the scroll as she rolled it up then she placed her royal seal onto the letter to hold it in place, then she turns her head to look out at the raising moon with her mane darkening at her decreasing levels of positive emotions. Celestia then shot a beam of solar light down upon the rolled up scroll until it was reduced to a wisp of yellow magic which shot itself out through the nearby doorway leading out to the royal balcony, Celestia then sighed softly and lays her head down onto the pillows resting around her with the thoughts that dominated her mind being those involving the possibility that everything Twilight had documented could even slightly be proved accurate.