Troll Caliborn VS. Lord English

by VC

Chapter 1

Troll Caliborn vs. LORD ENGLISH

((Authors note: Troll caliborn shall be refered to as "TC" and Alternate troll caliborn as

The two appeared in a completely black enviornment nothing to be seen all around, nothing everywhere.

"What... Where did you take me? WHY?" TC shouted at him shoving him to the ground.

"Why... To the END. OF THE UNIVERSE!" ATC cackled manaically, "Did you really think we had just given up? That we would just sit back and watch you two be HAPPILY EVER AFTER? HA!"

"YOU ASSHOLE!" TC shouted in fury his eyes already running scarlet.

"There we go... I have been waiting for this moment Caliborn... Can't you tell?"

((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CSk1H1CNME))

"Well well well! WHat have we here?

A knight of RAGE huh?

Ooh! I'm really scared!

So you're the one everybody fears HAHA

You're jokin', you're jokin'

I can't believe my eyes

You're jokin' me, you gotta be

I'm not even surprised

You're young!

You're cocky!

I don't know which is worse!

I might just laugh my ass off

If I don't kill you first!

When Lord English says "I'm already here"

you better pay attention now

OR YOU'(1)(1) B(3) SL(3)(3)P(1)NG W(1)(7)H TH(3) D(4)MN(3)D

And if you aren't afraid, then there is something very wrong

Because this will be the last time you hear the Lord English song!

ooooH

(ooohh)

oooh

(Ohh)

oooh

I'm the EVIL Caliborn

Well if i'm feeling-"

TC slices at him with cane eyes raging, "SHuT THE HELL uP!"

"Oh feeling fiesty are we?" he says as he blocks with his cane

The tinging of metal against metal echoes through the air continously as there blades crash against each other.

"you can't beat me like this Caliborn... I know everything you're going to do" ATC said with a hint of cockiness.

"check again bro, I don't exist" Tc said back with a smile a s the blades clank once more

ATC's eyes widen as a look of panic shows up on his face, "You don't exist"

TC smiles and feints left but slashes downward

"GAH!" ATC leapt backward and growled, "YOU ASSHOLE! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIRT! No matter.... THis is the end of the universe... you'll soon be unable to defeat me"

((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_pD3KWcy0o))

TC: wait..... ...... If this is the end?

ATC: -raises eyebrows- The beginning

TC: THis is the first!

ATC: AND THE LAST!

TC: THIS IS CHAOS!

ATC: -slams his cane down- THIS IS ORDER! Don't look away it's happening fast!

-CRACKS rip through the fabric of space and time all around them-

ATC: Worls collide! the stars align! this is the start of a new time! Tonight it begins! we're gonna win, no looking back we're jumping in

-ATC backflips into one of the cracks as TC growls and jumps in after-

~HALLWAY OF DIMENSIONS~

-TC looks around spotting doors all around him with different symbols on it, he stomps around looking for ATC and roars when he can't find him. he kicks open a door into complete darkness once more-

ATC: This is the darkness this is the light

Worlds collide before us tonight

A new revolution. a beckoning call

TC:EVERYTHING WILL CHANGE WHEN I WATCH YOU FALL

ATC: -appears before a door with an hourglass infront of it-

Worlds collide, stars algin! This is the start of a new time! Tonight it begins! i'm gonna win, no looking back I'm jumping in! -falls through the door as his words echo-

-TC growls again and runs through the door into a filled with sand and hourglasses-

ATC: I will stand

I will fight

I will never die

-two hourglasses start to drift towards each other

When the past

and future meet

-the two hourglasses crash together and a black record appears behind ATC-

ATC: The world will synchronize to the beat

Crimson skies!

Will ignite!

as our worlds collide

-TC grabs his cane and slashes at ATc but he dodges-

ATC: worlds collide!

stars align! this s the start of a new time!

tonight it begins we're going in!

-the black record cracks in half like dave's shirt-

-atc and TC start to fade from the room and arrive on a rooftop with meteors raging down on them-

~STRIDERSTUCk~

((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZXTh2Qol6c ))

ATC stands towering above TC a katana already drawn, a slick black hat and point shades adorn his face. TC reaches for his cane but finds it's been replaced with a katana as well, huge pitch black aviators are on his face.

~FIGHT!!~

The two instantly leap at each other their katana's clanging fort about a minute with the beat of the music faround them which seems to have mysteriously followed them. Tc sweeps a leg at ATC but atc jumps and swings his sword downwards at TC's head. Tc slides underneath ATC's feet and slices upward with his sword. ATc reels forward and howls in pain as he limps to the side. Tc smiles and pulls a thumbs down while ironically holding a puppet head. ATC counter attacks with a thumbs down at Little TC. and leaps forward once more his attacks slower now.

Tc easily finds an opening and attempts to slice off ATC's arm but his shitty sword breaks in the prOcess leaving it embedded in ATC's arm! ATC howls in pain at the sword in his arm. TC uses this point to headbutt ATC and kick him in the chest.

ATC falls to the ground slumped

"Nice job kid... heh you managed to beat me once... but can you beat me AGAIN!"

The spinning record behind them starts to shift into two mics crossed and it sucks them both in as the music ends

~RR-R--R-R-R-RAP OFF!~

((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOSnen64a7M&feature=related _))

-tHE TWO KEEP THEIR SHADES AND APPEAR ON A STAGE WITH AN AUDIENCE BEHIND THEM. MICS IN EACH OF THEIR HANDS AND A SUPER EPIC BEAT STARTS-

atc: I heard you like rap offs son... WELL let's see what you've got.

TC: You want a rap off? I'll give you a rap off!

((starts at 0:10))

TC: You think you're tough well I know you're not!

You're about as dumb a-as a rock

I bet you don't e-even got a cock

So let me show you w-what I've got!

My rhymes are sick as this beat

It'll knock you right o-off your feet.

So keep your mouth shut and take a seat

Cuz THe knight of rage is about to defeat

The lord of time ain't got a dime

Probably can't ev'n keep time

He's about as sour a-as a lime

I bet you can't E-even rhyme!

Messin up shit? that's all you do?

Oh i forget being lord english too.

But where is he? I ain't got a clue

Already here? well here's something for you.

The TIME has come for you to see

Just how great, you'll NEV-ER be!

You'll always fail! Just wait and see!

And soon it'll be just nepster and me!

And I'll kill you and your matesprit too!

And then come for your dream bubbles too!

Until there is no-thing left of you!

and that bitch, is what i'm gonna do

((CRITICAL HIT!))

ATC slides backward at the sick fires as the rows gives a resounding "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!"

He cracks his neck and shakes out his finger and then bring s the mic to his mouth.

((1:07))

-INTERCEPTION-

TC: Oh I'm not finished yet with you

You better get ready for round two

it's rage time and I'm coming for you

SO WHY DON'T YOU GET READY FOR STAGE TWO!

-eyes flash scarlet and a purple aura appears around him-

-THE SICK FIRES WHICH ENSUE CANNOT BE HEARD BY MORTAL EARS!-

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-CRITICAL COMBO!

ATC HAS BEEN INCAPACITATED!

ATC HAS BEEN OUTRAPPED!

tc:2

atc:0

the microphones flash once more in the air and melt into TWO SWORDS

~MIDIEVALSTUCK~

((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0q3D5YHLX8&feature=related))

ERROR MIDIEVALSTUCK TC CAN NOT HAPPEN BECAUSE MIDIEVALSTUCK TC IS DEAD

ATC:1

TC:2

~FAIRYTALESTUCK~

((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh7wnXebbn4&feature=relmfu ))

LOSS FOR ATC

ATC:1

TC:3

TC HAS UNLOCKED RAGE STAGE 7

"RIGHTEOUS FURY"

~LEGENDSTUCK~

~ZOMBIESTUCK~

~HUMANSTUCK~

~BETASTUCK~

~HEROSTUCK~

~TECHNOSTUCK~

~BANDSTUCK~

~HALLWAY OF DIMENSIONS~

((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28aCLTrYBnY))

WIN FOR TC

ATC:

TC:

((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJZ5EqQjo_E))

ATC stood in the void once more gasping for breath, "Heh.... heh... you're tough... But are you touch enough? the end of the universe is nigh.... you're out .... of time. "

ATCslumped to the ground his body starting to bulge. "shit" Was all that came from TC's mouth. He backed up slowly as atc's body crackled with green lightning and his horns melted away, his sken turned green his body started to grow and the cairo overcoat began to adorn him.

"SHIT!"

ATC's body grew larfer and larger until his muscles bulged