Its Not Order

by Mister Olvidos

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Drama, Equestria Girls, Spike, Non-consensual, Adventure, Discord, Violence, Princess Celestia, Sex, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Gore, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Death, Alternate Universe
Length: 7031

A past human that can't remember who he was is now trying to get his life back. Discord meanwhile has his heart.

The lord of chaos.
Discord.
He was one of a kind, like you.
Like you.

But you don't have him.

What happened to us Anon?

By the way this is a fanfic based principally in a ship of Anon/Discord so Anon is a male and uhh yeah that.
The tag non-con is for reference to something i have for the future but more like trauma thing.

Published 2024-09-05 00:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2024-09-05 00:00:01 UTC

Inmortal

Lortero.

HUMAN

The description of my species.

My existence transcends the borders of humanity; I am a being endowed with immortality in a world far from Equestria , a world that I saw born before myself. Since the dawn of creation, I was there, immersed in a deep darkness that always enveloped me. LIE Despite the apparent loneliness, I always felt the presence of another being at my side, although I could never fully identify it. Perhaps I forgot it over time, or perhaps it was destined to remain hidden in the shadows of my memory. The only thing I know for sure is that I abandoned my life as a human when death embraced me and snatched me from the collective consciousness, granting me a new existence.

In that new world, I watched as ponies emerged as the “dominant” race, despite their frailty compared to other beings. I witnessed the rise of Discord, the chaotic being who would change the fate of Equestria forever. It was during that moment that I saw him alter everyone’s memories to save Cosmos, and in that instant, a strange feeling of jealousy washed over me at the sight of them together. However, I always remained in the shadows, watching from a distance.

Over the years, I was called many things when I decided to intervene: "the One with a Thousand Faces," "the Taker of Memories," "The One Who is Many," and other names that reflected my enigmatic nature.

My true name, was finally revealed when Grogar attacked after being freed from his prison of Shadow and Ice, a prison he had subtly guided. Everyone heard the name of the Lord of Power who defeated Grogar, and so I became a mysterious figure influencing the fate of Equestria.

As time progressed, Celestia and Luna proclaimed themselves goddesses upon attaining semi-immortality. On several occasions, I disguised myself as Starswirl to warn them not to cross my path. When Nightmare Moon's spirit arose, the Elements of Harmony sealed it into the moon, and I left behind something that would protect the moon's inhabitants from its side effects.

The Elements of Harmony.

I never imagined that the power I gave to the Pillar seeds would grow so much and give birth to an independent consciousness, or rather, a true Goddess. I guided her along the path of divinity, making sure she never abused her power and remained hidden. I recognized the potential she had to become a formidable opponent if she ever joined the wrong side, and even Death agreed with me on this outlook.

I once visited Celestia in my true form, aware that everything she had kept inside needed to be released. It was necessary to end a cycle that would otherwise perpetuate an inevitable conflict with her. I provided her with some clues so that she could prepare a grand plan that would allow the Elements of Harmony to reemerge at the right time.

I then ventured through the last remaining mirror, which led to a world similar to my original one, where magic was nonexistent, but I still maintained my immortality and power. My departure left a void in Equestria, a mystery where no one knew where I had gone, or when I would return.

And so, in that unknown world, I waited.

I̴̧̩̱͇̤̘̤͎͖̱͂̂̄Ṯ̶̢͚̞̰̖̼͙̟͑ ̸͈͖̑̓̔̓̒͑͜͝B̵̡̩͈̥̯̰͕̫͖̔̽͗̀̀͗̕ͅU̸̼̟̱̲̙̩͚̭̥͌͒̕Ŗ̴̨̻͔̹̞͕̞̾͂̒͗͜N̷͉̦͓̫̯͇̝̱̳͍͒̆̇̐͐͝Ş̷̠͇͉̫͕̥̝͛̀̀̾̌ ̴̢̡͙̻̩̩͚̣͗̎̚M̵̡̯̤̱͘͠ͅĒ̴͍̖͖͚̦̓̃̎̃̂!̸̛̣̼̫̼̍̋̈́̓̿͝ ̶̷̴̧̨̛͔̱̦̤̭̝̲͍͚͔͕͙͖̗͉̘̍̾͗́́̋͑͌͂͑̂͆̋̆͂͆̿͒̓̕̕̕̚͠͝ͅE̵̤̣͍̲̟̹̽͆̈́̚V̸̱͇̠̟͕̺̟̓̆͂̈́̚͠͠E̴̡͕̯̪̙̟͖̤̱̒Ŗ̶̲͕̜̳̦̬̮͇̽̅̓Y̴̡̘̪̺͔͍͂̒͊̀̈͝͠Ț̵̤̣̓̒̑̂̔̐͝͝H̷̱͌̓͊̌̀̑͐̾̈I̴͖̻͋̓͂͆͌̚N̵̢̝̅G̶̛̩̻͓̈́̓̍̇̌̽ ̴̧̣̻̣̉H̵̛̛̩̼̮͛̍̇͂͆̈́͠͠U̷̫̐̽̽͊͐R̷̨̺̼̙̃̇͂T̸̝̤̩̍̈́̐̈́̓S̷̢̃̃̆̈́!̵̞̈́͌̍͐͐͝͝

You felt... You felt like you had just interrupted something important. Like you shouldn't exist on this plane.

Were you... dead?

No.

You remembered, the word was transcended.

You remembered a foreign friend...

He wasn't one of your children but you loved him like a brother.

What... Had one of your sons hurt your brother?

You gave life to your children... The who was not conceived by you was lost, they had forgotten themselfs...

Maybe, you can help them...

Yes... You could do that... You would have to become more conscious than you have been in millennia but it could work...

Perhaps his apprentice could play a key role.

But it would take time...

▣-▣

I waited for a long time, searching for something I did not yet fully understand: the true meaning of immortality.

The vastness of the cosmos is a concept that stretches beyond human comprehension, a seemingly infinite expanse filled with countless galaxies, stars, and planets. In the grand scheme of the universe, our existence feels almost insignificant, a fleeting moment in the timeline of eternity. Time, as we perceive it, is just a small fragment of a much larger and complex reality that we are only beginning to understand. The stars we see in the night sky are reminders of a past that stretches back billions of years, and yet they are also harbingers of a future that will continue long after we are gone.

Our mortality, in contrast, is a stark reminder of the finite nature of human life. We live within the confines of time, bound by a beginning and an end, and it is this awareness that drives us to seek meaning in our lives. The cosmos, with its endless expanse, can make us feel small, but it also offers a sense of wonder and awe. It challenges us to think beyond the limitations of our existence and to contemplate the mysteries of life, time, and the universe itself.

In this contemplation, we find a connection between our ephemeral lives and the eternal nature of the cosmos. While we are temporary, the universe is perpetual, and in that, there is both humility and inspiration. The cosmos, in its vastness, reminds us of the beauty and the brevity of life, urging us to cherish each moment and to seek understanding in the face of the unknown

In the stillness of my mind, there lies a concept that slips through the fingers of memory like grains of sand: infinity. I grasp at the edges of this idea, but it eludes me, always just out of reach, as though I once knew it intimately, yet now it has become a distant echo.

Infinity—it’s both a word and a world, a boundless expanse with no beginning and no end. I try to recall where I first encountered this notion, but the details are hazy, like a dream fading with the morning light. Was it in the endless stretch of the night sky, where stars shimmer in an unfathomable abyss? Or was it in the depths of my own thoughts, where time seemed to dissolve, leaving only a sense of eternity behind?

I find myself drifting through memories, or perhaps they are just fragments of thoughts, trying to piece together an understanding. Infinity is more than just a number or a concept—it’s an idea that challenges the very limits of my perception. It’s the idea of something so vast that it cannot be measured, something so enduring that it cannot be contained. How strange that I cannot fully grasp it now, yet I feel its presence, like a shadow that follows but cannot be seen.

There’s a sensation of something missing, as if I’ve forgotten a truth that once was clear. But maybe that’s the nature of infinity itself—something that can never be fully understood, only felt in moments of clarity that come and go. It’s as though my mind brushes against the edges of an eternal mystery, only to pull back, unable to comprehend the entirety.

And so, I am left with this curious sense of wonder, mingled with a touch of frustration. Infinity remains a riddle, a distant horizon that I can never reach, but one that calls to me all the same. In this forgotten knowledge, I find a strange comfort—a reminder that some things are too vast for the mind to hold, too infinite for memory to contain.

Time, for those who have left a mark on the world, is relative.

Author's Note

Is an introduction!

1. Return

Anon looked longingly at the facade of Canterlot High School as they prepared to return to Equestria.

That was never your home

It had been a few years since they met their opposite version and merged with them, becoming a unique being.

Another lie, you are alone. There's no other you.

Now, as he walked through the familiar halls of the school in search of the address, feeling the soft murmur of the classrooms around him.
The bell rang, marking the end of class time and the beginning of lunch. Students filed out of the classrooms, some of them recognizing Anon and one approaching them curiously.

"Senior Director Anon! What are you doing here?"

"Calm your curiosity, Pinkie. And just call me Anon, I don't like formalities."

"I'm sorry, Sir... I mean, Anon. It's rare to see you around here, considering you're also in charge of the Crystal and Dragon Academies. We usually see you managing those schools."

" I'm not that absent, Pinkie. Just running multiple schools at once can be tricky."

" I guess so."

"You haven't organized any parties recently at the cafe, have you?"

Pinkie smiled nervously at Anon's question, and a voice behind him answered.

"I assure you she hasn't done so since you last saw us, Sir."

Anon turned around to find a person who looked a lot like a human, with yellowish skin and pink hair.

"I'm glad to hear that, Fluttershy. I don't know what I would do if I had to organize a food fight with inedible decorations again. That one was a disaster."

Everyone laughed remembering the event.

"Well, Professor, I have to take Pinkie with me. Rarity and Applejack are waiting for us."

Anon nodded in understanding as Fluttershy led Pinkie away. In the middle of their conversation, Anon managed to hear a question and a muffled answer.

"Is Applejack going to confess?" Pinkie asked.

"No, but I'm working on it. They are so obvious with each other that only they don't see it..."

Anon didn't have time to hear anything else as he began to walk away towards the principal's office. He greeted other students and teachers, including the PE teacher, Chrysalis, who seemed to have some interest on them.

Anon knew he was attractive for this world standards, but he didn't understand why he was causing such a stir. He had white hair due to his albinism, a trait he didn't possess in Equestria. In addition, he had heterochromia in his irises.

Although they could change the color of their left eye, they rarely did so so as not to scare people. His body was well-trained; after all, why not stay fit if you were immortal? They had a few battle scars that told stories of their adventures.

He knocked softly on the door of the address, and a voice from inside answered, "I'm coming." The door opened, revealing Luna.

Luna ran to Anon and hugged him tightly.

"Uncle Anon!"

Anon accepted the hug warmly and balanced himself against Luna's weight on top of him.

"Nice to see you again, Luna."

At that moment, Celestia arrived at the door.

"Luna, what's wrong?" she asked from inside.

"Flameball, come here. Uncle Anon is back!"

Anon looked at Luna for an explanation, and she shrugged into his lap.

"Remind me why I taught you that nickname for your sister?"

"You know why."

Anon rolled his eyes at Luna's response and started laughing.

You wish it had been like that...

Celestia, who had caught on to Anon's dramatics from the start, also laughed.

"It's okay, Luna, I was just joking. You're right though, because I came with a specific reason."

Celestia calmed down and asked:

"Which is it?"

"Well, you see, due to certain business matters, I have to leave the country. You may not hear from me for a while, but I will try to get back to you as soon as possible."

" Where are you going?"

"I have to go to Jamaica, and due to certain background checks, I may not be allowed to make calls."

"What happened?"

" It's a long story, maybe I'll tell you later, but not now. What do you want me to bring you?"

"I want the rarest flower you can find, obviously one that isn't poisonous."

"I want a lion cub!"

"You know that animal trafficking is illegal, right?"

Luna pouted.

"Then I'll settle for a lion's fang, but let it be a natural drop, please. I don't want any products from poachers." She wrinkled her nose as she added the last bit.

"Sure, Luna. But that doesn't mean I won't leave you gifts."

Both princesses' faces lit up as Anon searched through his backpack for their gifts.

He took out a mask and offered it to Luna.

"Luna, always so cheerful and playful, I'm giving you this mask. It's an antique, and before you say anything, I've restored it so you can wear it. A part of Loki's own power is supposed to reside in it, so be careful. Unless you want to wear it just for Halloween, of course. Also, if you ever get bored of it, keep in mind that it's worth around 10 million euros."

Both of them widened their eyes in surprise at the exorbitant price, and Anon continued to take out a golden bracelet for Celestia.

"Celestia, I offer you the Sun Bracelet, given by the god Ra to the most beautiful woman in Egypt in her time. It is said to grant clarity in decision making and shine even on the darkest of days. I offer it to you in recognition of your great responsibility and your ability to guide others. Furthermore, it is made of gold."

Celestia hesitated for a moment, but finally put the bracelet on while Luna carefully caressed the mask.

"Gee! Thanks, Y/N. It's very valuable to us though..." tried to say Luna

"Have you ever bothered to check how much your inheritance is?"

They both shook their heads.

"You should."

After a warm farewell, Anon left the office, and as they took one last look at the school he had so lovingly helped build, he remembered that they had forgotten about Sunset Shimmer, another Equestrian native. They brushed it off, though, trusting that someone else would take care of her.

( Skip time)

Anon returned at night. With control of his power, he gave herself a few minutes to enter the portal. Time was pressing.

Anon disappeared through the portal, leaving behind the school and their nieces, Princesses Celestia and Luna, with gifts and fond memories.

They knew his absence wouldn't be permanent, but still, he was filled with nostalgia. Then, with the cold night air brushing through his long, wild hair, he stepped into the portal, returning to Equestria.

.

.

.

Shit he had forgotten about the sirens

Wait, what was that feeling.. it's new but also was changing while traveling the portal they wondered what it was-

N̵̛͖̊̅̐̈́̈́̀̋Ò̴̺͇̙̳͌̋̊̓̏̋̾̎́ ̵̡̧̧̛̜̪͖̠̘̜̪́͂̾͝P̸̪͊̀̚̚ͅḼ̵̖̰̄E̴̢̹̮̗͍̻͓̤̜̔͂̊̽̐͘A̷̤͓̜̝̋̇S̶͇̬̃̃̐̈̉͝Ȩ̸̛͈̭̗̝̳͒͑͆̊̎͛̂́ ̷̡̖̹̮̣͎̖͐͆̒̿̔̄̊͒͝D̴̫̮͕͗̓̎̓̾͐̀͐͝͠O̷͓̠͔̳̣͙̘͎͎̖͂͋͋̐͛̇̀Ń̷̛͖̪̈́̒̿̇͆̇T̵̨̯̪̬͕͓̦͍̩͔̎̅͛͝ ̵̢̢͙͈̼̠͈̠̮̏̈́̿͐̕H̶̛̜̤̬̬̔̊́̃́͑̂̕U̵͍̻̱̯̜͒͘R̵̮̤͑͊̀̐̾͘̕͝Ṯ̵̛̲̽̋͒̌̌̔͌̂̇ ̷̧̼̻̰̪̘̼͐̒̈́M̵̖̣̱̆͗̓̂̑͆̇̇͝͝E̷̛͇̤͕͍̮̳̹̰͌̒̓̓̄̅̕

A young human took refuge behind a chimera as a claw wound oozed blood from his chest.

-Delivery the anomaly ƈǟօֆ

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The void between worlds is filling...

After the first ten times traveling between worlds, you get used to the twitch that comes with traveling each time. Anonlet themselves be carried through the portal with ease like an expert, without experiencing the slightest dizziness. They had mastered the art of interdimensionality, and each trip was as fluid as passing through a door.

Sensing that he was nearing the end of the road, Anon gathered himself mentally and emerged from the other side of the portal with the same serenity with which one enters into a conversation. Magical power flowed through him, revitalizing him in a way he hadn’t felt in a long time. It was as if each trip granted him a new burst of energy, and now, he felt full of vitality and a craving for fun.

They looked around at his surroundings. He was back in Equestria, the world he had known for so long. While traveling to other worlds was exciting, he always felt a special bond with this place.

Something was different, though. They noticed that the presence of guards in the area was more intense than they remembered. Someone was taking extra precautions. A mischievous smile formed on their lips as they considered the possibilities. The idea of causing a little chaos and fun seemed tempting.

They expanded their mind, scanning their surroundings for any useful information. He discovered that Celestia was not in the castle, which was an unusual occurrence, and that there were far more guards than he expected. Furthermore, his energy was not enough to perform a large-scale teleportation at the moment. He had to be subtle and patient.

An idea began to form in his mind, a Machiavellian idea that promised fun and disorder. Two guards were chatting carefree in the castle hallway, a perfect scene for his plan.

"So when are you going to ask her out?"

"I don't know, buddy. What if she rejects me?"

"You're amazing, comrade. No one would reject you!"

The guards' conversation made him smile internally. It was the perfect time to start his prank.

"Wait, are you talking to me about your sister?" said one of the guards

Suddenly, an injured unicorn came running out of nowhere, with scratches and a furious look on its face. The change was swift and surprising.

" Cadets!" the superior shouted

Both guards stood to attention and performed the standard salute upon seeing one of their superiors.

"Yes, Captain!"

"A monster is attacking the castle!" the eldest informed "Raise your weapons and join the others, warn whoever you can. Protocol 3bw. Understood?!"

" Yes, sir!" they spoke together.

"Sir, if I may ask, what kind of monster..."

Suddenly, a giant shadow crashed at the end of the hallway, sending a few ponies flying with stunning spells.

"GIANT COCKROACH!"

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

The fabric is torn...

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

" Ģ̴̖̳̻̩͛͋I̶̧̲̬̣͒͘͘Ả̴͖̍͋̍̎̽̎̇̕͘Ṇ̶̨̨̤͍͚̓̅̚Ť̸̟̰̱̝̯̙̓̀͐̏ spider!!!"

The cadet guard blinked, he was sure that stud had said something completely different a second ago. He didn't have time to think when he saw what was looming in the hallway.

It was a giant spider, a creature that few people could face without fear. Anon laughed internally as they watched the spider wreak havoc on the castle.

Sorry arachnophobes

The two guards wasted no time and bravely charged into the fight with the others. The spider wreaked havoc, attacking anyone who moved, and the castle was filled with screams and chaos.

The "senior guard" took advantage of the confusion to calmly leave the castle. When he was at a safe distance, he transformed into a pegasus and took flight. He knew he had created a massive distraction, and it was time to get away from the place before he was caught.

Once in the air, they looked out at the chaos they had unleashed on the castle. The magical explosions, the guards running in all directions, and the screams of panic were music to their ears. They had had many adventures over the years, but few had provided them with such pure satisfaction as this one.

It was time to fade into the shadows and let Equestria deal with its own spider problem. With a sonic boom, they flew off into the horizon, laughing as they did so.

Of course, he wouldn't leave without leaving a little surprise. With a wave of his hand, he released a small firework that exploded in the night sky, creating a light show that illuminated the night and attracted even more attention from the residents of Canterlot.

The chaos in Canterlot Castle continued as Anon sped away, laughing internally. They had caused enough fun for one day, and now it was time to investigate what had happened in Equestria during their absence.

Meanwhile, in another part of the world...

"Are you sure you don't want help, Twilight?"

In the tree house was Twilight organizing the preparations entrusted to her for the next Summer Sun festival, along with the other Elements of Harmony and Spike, who as always, was drooling over Rarity.

"Yes, I'm sure. The princesses commissioned this to me, so I must finish it by myself."

"But, Sweetie, remember that you are a princess too now." Rarity said "You should relax and enjoy the comforts of being one."

As she finished her sentence, Spike burped out a scroll and handed it to Twilight, who began to read it. As she read further, her eyes grew wider and wider, and suddenly, her brow furrowed deeply. She slowly lowered the scroll and looked at Fluttershy with a puzzled expression.

"Fluttershy, can you call Discord, please?"

"What's wrong, sugar cube? " asked Applejack.

" This is a scroll from the Princess about an incident at the castle, and I need to ask Discord some questions."

Fluttershy, meanwhile, was rummaging through her mane until she pulled out a crystal whistle.

"Here it is. Discord gave me this in case I needed to call him and he wasn't around."

Fluttershy softly blew the whistle, and for a few seconds, nothing happened. Then, like an act of magic, Discord appeared in the room, holding a control in his hand that read: "IF YOU WANT TO CALL DISCORD, LORD OF CHAOS, PRESS HERE."

Twilight, with her usual lack of patience, grabbed the controller and pressed the button without even reading what it said. However, the text changed and now read, "IF IT'S THE BITTER ELEMENT OF MAGIC, IT MUST SAY 'DISCORD IS AMAZING'. PLEASE :)". Twilight whispered what was asked of her, but the text changed again: "Louder." She did it louder. "Louder." Twilight finally shouted:

"DISCORD IS AMAZING!"

Finally, Discord, the beloved draconequus, appeared in the room and looked at Twilight with a mischievous smile.

"It wasn't that hard, was it?"

Twilight just snorted and got straight to the point, showing him the scroll.

"Is this your work?"

"I'm offended that you would think that of me, my dear. I would never..."

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The Lord of Chaos found himself in a completely unknown black void, a soft white light without origin illuminated the place.

A soft cry sounded behind him.

The chimera contorted his body to turn around and saw in the distance a naked body that was in a fetal position with its back to him.

He began to walk on all fours towards the figure, he didn't fly away because somehow that felt wrong.

This whole place felt wrong.

That it was all his fault.

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He was just a few steps away from the figure, his black claws caressing the air around the object of his desire...

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He was back.

The black void was gone and now the scent of wood he hadn't noticed until now returned to his nostrils. Twilight's dragon had changed and was now taller than her, almost reaching his own chest at normal height.

Discord took a closer look at the scroll and snatched it from Twilight's hands, beginning to examine it closely. Ignoring what had just happened to him, the Elements grew restless at Discord's sudden seriousness.

"This isn't my work. There's not a shred of chaos magic in it, and if it had been me, I'd have probably made him spit pink slime instead of making everyone dance. That's not my style."

"So if it wasn't you, who was it?"

Discord shrugged, but deep down, he had an idea of who it could have been. And what this place was. He handed the scroll to Twilight and felt the need to retreat to meditate on this.

"If you don't mind, I'll make a copy of that scroll." Without asking permission, he used his magic to make a copy "By the way, I would advise you to investigate the "Grogar Defeator"."

Readying his fingers to return to his personal dimension, Discord disappeared with a snap. The Elements eyed him suspiciously as he left.

"We can never have a quiet week, right?"

2.Pacient

The summer sun celebration has arrived and all the ponies will now gather in Canterlot to celebrate the traditional holiday.

But there was a small problem.

They didn't know if it was time to start the party or if the party was over.

Because?

Well, for something as simple as that: The moon and the sun were in the sky and it wasn't exactly because of an eclipse.

DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE THE STARS WERE ENSLAVED?

And for once the reason for this wasn't your fault.

Oh it's really true!

Although in Canterlot they were blaming someone else...

" WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED ?"

In Canterlot the princesses of night and day had disappeared and everything was in total chaos.

"How do you want me to know Twilight, you just woke me up!"

"What if it's a state attack or other nations don't try to invade what if Pinkie loses her pinkie-sense?"

Spike quickly approached Twilight and looked at her seriously.

"Twilight calm down Don't have a panic attack now!"

Spike gently began to pet Twilight and began to calm her down. He soon pulled her into a hug and the pony's breathing calmed down.

" I hate how small you make me feel with that raise you got."

"Because?"

" I think I prefer your small and cute version."

Spike snorted into the alicorn's hair. He had figured out how to grow bigger a while ago and had stayed in his form about two centimeters taller than Twilight. It wasn't much but it still bothered the princess.

That ↻ąʍҍìо...

"Are you bothered by my super cool version?"

" I'm just not used to it, that's all " Twilight pouted as she blushed.

Twilight curled up into Spike's chest for some shelter.

While these two were making one of the most incestuous ships in the fandom come true, somewhere else someone was watching their nightmares come true.

"NOOOOO!!!! LEAVE ME, LEAVE ME RAPE PLANTS!!"

You can't deny that you haven't gone to some dark corner of the Internet and not know what I'm talking about.

The plants wrapped around Anon's currently draconic ankles and began to drag him into the darkness of the everfree forest as you frantically struggled to get out.

"HELP PLEASE!!!AHHHHH !!!"

_̷͓͚͕̙͖́͑_̶̙̥͕̪͓̩̰̮͈̯́̈́̍͊́̂͋̿͝_̶̺̜̘̥̞̯͓̬̘͛̄̓́̅̂̕̕͜͝_̷̝͋́̈́̐͘_̷̱̦̩͎̥̇̾̽̄͑̈́̒͗͜͝_̵͖͐_̵̲̪̭̭͛́̈́̒̽̕͝_̷͇̀̒̃̓̍͛_̶̥͖̳̘͉̔̏̅̒̓̚_̵̲̪̙̰͎̏_̶̡̢̧̪̭͇͍͍̓̇̒̉͝_̶̡̪̩͖̜̦̫̯̮̚͜

-Oh come on stop crying.

The anthropomorphic woman took a drink while looking at the human who was watching her from a corner with anger and tears in his eyes.

-You enjoyed it, didn't you? I didn't hear you complain while we were at it.

-You drugged me...

- AND ?

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The shadows swallowed your ~~memories~~ soon violated body.

But Im not doing this now, so they have to bear it because I don't wish them so much harm.
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Location: Tree of Harmony

Hours later

The elements *cough*bioweapons*cough* finally repaired calmly after avoiding a catastrophe (oh sacred multiverse what am I doing with my life..) caused by some seeds that germinated a thousand years late and surrounded the tree of harmony. They only managed to defeat it by putting the elements back in their place.

Celestia (pony version) like the bitch that sometimes becomes (only sometimes) took part of the credit even though she didn't do a fucking thing.

"I knew my little ponies could do it..."

But Anon chose that moment to appear and save us from that speech.

"WHO THE HELL CREATED THOSE RAPE PLANTS?!?!?!?"

At this moment you were wearing an alicorn form after the light bulb went on and you will remember that you are a god When i started thinking of myself that way? and you broke free from the violating vines and began to search for the origin until you got here.

Discord chose that moment to appear.

"Looks like my gardening problem has been fixed!"

"It was you?!"

Discord noticed you and his eyes narrowed to slits and he just let out a small "oh" before you lunged towards him.

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-You're a very curious person, you know?

-Because?

- Because you don't obey any god.

-That doesn't make me special among the millions who are like me.

_̷͓͚͕̙͖́͑_̶̙̥͕̪͓̩̰̮͈̯́̈́̍͊́̂͋̿͝_̶̺̜̘̥̞̯͓̬̘͛̄̓́̅̂̕̕͜͝_̷̝͋́̈́̐͘_̷̱̦̩͎̥̇̾̽̄͑̈́̒͗͜͝_̵͖͐_̵̲̪̭̭͛́̈́̒̽̕͝_̷͇̀̒̃̓̍͛_̶̥͖̳̘͉̔̏̅̒̓̚_̵̲̪̙̰͎̏_̶̡̢̧̪̭͇͍͍̓̇̒̉͝_̶̡̪̩͖̜̦̫̯̮̚͜

"YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!"

A few seconds of intense fighting went by that I won't describe but basically consisted of Discord screaming like a little girl and running away from you. Before Luna had enough and stopped them with her magic; or at least she tried to.

"ENOUGH, STOP THIS CHILDISH GAME!!!"

Discord seemed to calm down a little but you didn't even scream, opening your mouth like the monster from the first season of Stranger Things. You roared in Luna's face as you slowly broke her spell.

Luna didn't flinch in the slightest while the others behind her trembled in pure terror but Celestia wasn't affected either. You narrowed your eyes.

"Have we met before? Only people I've met before are semi-immune to my roar. Where have we met before..."

Turning invisible and breaking free from Luna's spell, you began to play cat of wonder.

"But when did little Luna meet me before? I played for a long time at dressing up as her mentor. But where did she get my cries?"

You began to play with reality and a mist began to rise from the ground, enveloping the ponies.

"Ohhhh... But you weren't always in Equestria right? A moon needs to visit its home sometimes right? Your own soul transformed into something darker and you trying to fight me didn't exactly go very well, did it?"

An image started to form and a scene of the Moon could be seen where Nightmare Moon was trying to attack Anon from the past to no avail. Your sharp smile became visible to them.

"But in the end I liked you and I played a little game with you, right?"

Suddenly the Anon from the past disappears and Nightmare finds herself playing in a maze but still on the moon with different puzzles.

"Didn't my dead-end maze amuse you?"

Luna had started to tear up at this point suddenly a snap sounded and all illusion disappeared. You looked at the one responsible for this.

~~You're jokes are cruel~~ Discord

"Awwww. So now the rulers of Equestria and the Lord of Chaos have become friends? I was surprised you didn't enjoy my little show."

Discord looked at you with a disgusted look but there was also a hint of pain in his eyes.

Something you didn't know.

You didn't like it.

Before you embraced the unknown like a child with a candy-

Finally one of the others pulled out balls from where he didn't have any and moved forward.

"W-who are you? " it was Twilight

A smile not as evil as the previous one spread across your face.

"I, my dear child, am known as:"

Gathering some energy to make a dramatic presentation you shouted:

"I AM ANON THE GOD OF BALANCE!!!!"

The earth shook beneath you and hazy lights flashed in the background.

"Who?" you heard someone murmur.

You calmed down a bit and looked at the element of magic again.

"I'm surprised Twilight, that Celestia's pupil doesn't know who I am."

"How do you know who I am?"

You transformed into a blue and gold draconequus and brought your head closer to Twilight's head.

"Oh dear mortal. I know many things"

Your eyes began to transform into different ones in the different adventures of the elements of harmony.

"Many things..."

Suddenly, a lion's paw stopped you from your game again, only to see the spirit of disharmony stopping you. You looked at him with a sour face.

"Party pooper."

Your head returned to your body and you approached the draconequus

" Aren't you Mr. Fun? What's wrong?"

Following a little to make fun of him you stick to him and start to wrap yourself around him

"The immortal can't stand a little chaos? ( you're an hypocrite )"

Discord began to blush at the closeness, you moved closer to his lip and lowered your voice to almost a whisper.

" I wonder if your lips taste like chocolate milk... ( They taste like strawberry )"

They were just millimeters away from kissing and Discord's breathing was labored as he looked into your eyes. But suddenly your senses reminded you that you had an audience. You quickly pulled away and turned into a dragon of opposite colors to Spike's but the same size.

" Since you are so entertaining mortals, I will stay with you for a while."

Your tail lengthened unnaturally and coiled around Spike like a viper and you latched onto him.

"Your pupil will have a new guest in her library." you addressed Celestia.

Spike finally spoke and said

"But we don't have any more rooms!"

A deep laugh that shouldn't have come out of your small body shook you.

"That's settled little Spyro"

And you disappeared from there with the smell of coffee in the air.

Celestia and Luna looked at Discord with incriminating eyes.

Later at Canterlot Castle

"What the hell did you do with him?!!"

Celestia was currently using Canterlot's voice on Discord who was covering his ears with toilet brushes while Luna stared into space lost in her thoughts.

"What could I have done? He's just like that!" He complained.

"DON'T LIE TO ME DISCORD, I KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING TO HIM! THEY ARE WORSE THAN THEY WERE BEFORE THE CASTLE INCIDENT!"

With this Discord got angry

"YOU PROMISED NOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT AGAIN, IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!"

Luna finally reacted and seeing how the two were screaming she intervened

"ENOUGH!!"

Seeing Luna's intervention with her Canterlot voice, they both calmed down and stopped shouting at each other. Luna sat back down on her pouf, her gaze lost among the marble tiles, searching between the joints of the tiles for the answers she so desperately needed.

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"I remember the labyrinth he showed us... My dark counterpart was angry at him for abandoning us when we needed him the most. That he would simply disappear. We tried to fight him but he was powerful. Much more powerful than before. In the end he trapped us in the labyrinth which was something we never fully understood."

< Curiously, it was the labyrinth that kept us sane on the moon. From time to time there were some sectors that showed us our happiest memories and it was a rest area. The first 47 we destroyed out of pure frustration and anger, then we got used to it and enjoyed our time there. But there was always something strange. And it was strange even for the one we are talking about. When we reached a memory with him suddenly everything failed and the rest room disappeared, putting us back in the labyrinth. It was always like that. One day the labyrinth turned off.

We were in a small garden playing a simple spear game when suddenly the bonfires that illuminated the place went out, the spear game fell to the ground and the vegetation turned grey around us.

In a way, we knew it, we were free.

But a moon dweller appeared.

He was scrawny, barely an excuse for being. He had fallen into the labyrinth by accident during its blackout. He was nothing.

But it reminded us of freedom.

And we exploded

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"All I know is that it took three days until the labyrinth was working again. In that time we tortured the little boy like nothing more than a cockroach. By the time we were done, we had almost completed a Tartarus summoning circle with his blood while his guts were spilled into the circle as an offering to the beast. The labyrinth didn't please him. The corpse and the ritual disappeared but somehow... The spirit of that porcupine haunted me. It followed me for 50 years in the labyrinth."

At that point Luna burst into tears, muttering apologies under her breath. Celestia approached her sister and began to comfort her, Discord stood to the side, unsure of what to do, uncomfortable with the emotionally fragile subject. After a few coos from Celestia and Luna wiping her tears with her wings, the latter looked at Discord with red eyes. With a weak, almost pleading voice she asked:

"He hadn't been like this since Grogar. His power was greater; I couldn't measure it, but I did know something."

Luna looked up and fixed her gaze on Discord.

"There was still something of them in him. But at the same time, in his eyes, his soul was lost. Discord, what did you do?"

Discord played with his paws softly, moving nervously, seeing in Luna's eyes hundreds of memories that now shone painfully.

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-Discord, let's go, they're not worth it.

-....

-Discord? Come on, stop that, you're scaring me.

-...

-Discord! Please stop, you're hurting me! You're going to make me-

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Discord sighed deeply.

"When I lost control, before the elements of harmony, he came to visit me and I... I couldn't stand the look of disappointment in their eyes. And I just took our bond... He was always so open with me, sharing his feelings and even then he trusted me and I..."

Discord stopped floating and sat regretfully on the ground with his eyes tearing up.

"He trusted me and I simply took away from them what made them themselves ."

He confessed to his crimes, that's new.

Celestia watched Discord in horror, gritting her teeth and tearing up before releasing Luna and launching herself at the male. Conjuring magic, Celestia raised her hoof and punched him in the snout, causing a loud crack and sending Discord flying backwards. The latter didn't even try to defend himself.

Luna woke up alarmed and looked her sister in the eyes.

"What did he mean sister?"

Celestia wiped her tears with her wings.

"Remember that mental link we made a few years after Tirek? The bastard changed it."

Luna frowned as she remembered, and when she finally managed to find the memory she was mentioning, understanding came to her eyes. As soon as this happened, a dark aura enveloped her and she tried to throw herself at Discord who was just getting up, but it must be emphasized that she tried. Celestia stopped her with a wing and whispered:

"Leave it."

Discord finally managed to get up and his snout was crooked but he brought his hands to his face and put it in its normal position.

"Leave her, I deserve it."

Both females turned their heads at this watching as he staggered closer.

"As soon as I did it I realized the mistake I had made. I had left him asleep for three years, causing his mind to create a new reality."

" So it was your fault that I turned into my dark phase?! You know that he was always there for me in those moments! And you do that stupid thing?! Damn idiot!"

Luna tried again to throw herself at Discord, but Celestia held her in place with an iron grip. The dark alicorn thrashed for a few moments, struggling uselessly before falling back, defeated, she brought her hooves to her head and began to wheeze. Celestia looked at Discord with a dead expression, failed.

" Is there a way to get him back?"

"I don't know. Chaos magic changes its patterns every 100 years and at that time I acted under strong feelings which makes it even more impossible. And the truth? I doubt it's possible."

"What if we do?"

"I don't think it's possible."

"I SAID: WHAT IF WE DO IT?!" The solar monarch shouted.

Discord stepped back slightly at Celestia's shout. He conjured a small ball of bubble gum.

"Even if he did, he wouldn't be the same. A thousand years of memories have passed, the part of him we want will be altered, almost damaged. There's no chance, Celi."

Celestia let go of Luna who simply fell to the ground slowly with a thud. Celestia looked out the window that showed a view of the entire kingdom of Equestria. With a fragile voice she spoke.

"They were our F̴̨̢̛̝̲̖̩̜̟̹̀͑̃̄͛͘ͅÁ̷̢̯̩̮̲̻̼̱ͅT̸̛̻̙̟͕̣͍̱͖͆͛H̸̢̠̯̜͉̝̻̺̹͈͗͐͝Ě̴̬͖̺̫͖͈̰̐̋͆͛̐R̷̡̛͔͍̓̉͗́̈́͌"

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The chimera was in this black void again. But the figure from before was no longer there.

Now there was only a small nightstand where a book was open, its pages burning without a flame in sight.

Discord approached the book where he saw a photo of the two sisters slowly burning starting from their faces.

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Discord blinked.

" We lost our virginity with him. We had our first orgy with him..."

This was what had changed now? A weird porn version of the world? Why was this happening?

Celestia turned to Discord and pressed her face against his.

" Did you love how much he stuck his cock in you?! Didn't you love when he used his knowledge and made us feel like we were in heaven?"

His stomach turned into a knot. He had never talked about sexual matters with the alicorn sisters and the fact that such an intimate act that only the two of you shared was with someone else disgusted him. Although a small murmur of confession escaped him due to his disordered mind.

"Yes, of course, but..."

" BUT WHAT?! MHM? YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO DO WHAT YOU DID! IF YOU LOVED HIM LIKE WE DO THEN WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO HIM?! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE BECOME DISCORD!"

Celestia pulled back slightly with tears spilling down her cheeks trying to rebuild the dam of her feelings.

"If you loved him... why did you hurt him?"

Silence settled in the room and Discord threw the rubber ball to the floor with force which broke into a thousand pieces showing that inside it was a fractured heart along with a locket. Discord dropped to the floor with blue tears spilling out. The confusion of this whole situation finally catching up to him.

"I loved him much more than you... " he whispered.

The small golden locket opened, revealing an image of Discord kissing a figure blurred by a red magical trail. The locket was quickly rusting.

𝑭𝑹𝑬𝑬 𝑼𝑺 𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑬