Zeke and The Mane 6
Handling the (temporary) Idiots. (total pain)
Previous ChapterThis has been a few week since Zeke moving in PonyVille. He had been helping ponies a lot with his disguise without having his cover blown. The PonyVille people always get a hand from him. So, he is one of the most respected stallions out there. He gets better at interacting and a pretty fast learner. In just a few days, he already learns a few accents. But today, he decided to stay on his house. He was sitting in front of a desk while writing a theory on a typewriter.
The Mystery of Essence
This is such a huge discovery for me. I never see such kind of power before. It was pulsing inside the Main 6 but it doesn’t seem that this phenomenon was occurred on other character that I’ve met. E.g. Starlight and Discord, this two was known to be the strongest according to the wiki, but the same essence didn’t appear in them. It seems that this will only occur on somebody or rare occasion? Another theory is this essence will pulse when they’re showing a positive reaction or emotions. This make the pulsing even stronger, but this thing doesn’t seem to bother them. Do they even know that these thing actually pulsing?
Raze sighed and monologue, “How does this thing actually possible? It was a shocking discovery! Does Hypo know about this?”
He stretched, “Whatever it is, I guess it’s a pretty good time to take a little walk.”
Raze got out of his desk and decided to have a walk around PonyVille. He opened the door, stepped outside and taking some deep fresh air for himself. He looked walk away for a minute and turn around to see his new cozy and simple house with a little of modern touch. He turns back and walking towards PonyVille.
As soon as Raze arrived, he greeted by multiple ponies that he encountered. A sky blue mare immediately greet him gratefully, “Hi, Raze! Thanks for helping me and BonBon yesterday. It was such a good manners of you.”
Raze smiled and replied, “It was nothing, Miss Lyra. I just happen to pass by so I decided to help.”
“You don’t have to call me with that Miss call. Just call me Lyra.” Lyra replied gratefully.
“Alright then, see you later, Lyra!” Raze walk away.
Lyra smiled, “Alright see you later!” she walk on the opposite direction of Raze.
Raze walk towards the Castle of Friendship to meet his newly found friends. As soon as he arrived, he met with Trixie who just happen to stood on the front of the door. Trixie smiled, “Oh thank you so much for coming here, Raze!”
Raze replied calmly, “Uhm, excuse me, what?” he stared the face of the mare with total confusion.
“Come on, follow me, I don’t want any of them to hear about it.” Trixie pulled Raze hooves and bring him inside her carriage. She peeked outside making sure nobody is listening. Then, she closed the windows shut, leaving only Trixie and Raze inside her carriage.
‘What the hell this mare wants from me?’ Raze stared Trixie in strange.
“Listen, I know this is all of a sudden. But, I need your help right now!” Trixie look at Raze with worried face.
Raze replied in confusion, “What do you mean?”
Trixie whispered, “Alright, let me tell you something.” She gives Raze a hand gesture to get closer.
Raze eyes widened but he did it anyway.
She whispered, “Twilight and her friends are being crazy.” Raze raised his left eyebrow and looked towards Trixie.
“What the heck you mean by ‘crazy’?” Raze was annoyed.
Trixie sighed, “Perhaps I gotta show you.”
Trixie’s horn glowed and teleported both of them inside. As they were inside, they were standing on the front entrance of Cutie Map room. Raze looked around, nothing seems out of place. Trixie gulped and inhaled. Trixie then leave a pretty huge sigh. As soon she opened the door, Raze eyes look the scenes with disbelief; The Main 6 is acting like a total dimwit, causing so many havoc in the room while Starlight and Spike trying their best to prevent any possible danger. Rainbow Dash, she kept hitting herself to the wall while flying, Rarity messing up her mane badly, Fluttershy, speaking gibberish with a plant, Applejack bucking the wall causing the room to shakes and Twilight who just sit there giggling like she was high on the thing (You know what I mean).
Raze faced Trixie and shouted, “What the hell is going on here?! Why these mares acting like they’re a filly?!”
Starlight who is panting in exhaustion approached the colt and mare, “Well, you see…”
Flashback…
It was beautiful morning in PonyVille, Twilight and her friends was discussing in the Cutie Map room. Sometimes they share a little laugh and sometimes they’re talking about their ordinary life in the town. Suddenly, a door opened, revealing Starlight, Spike and Trixie to join in the discussion. Twilight just smiled and continued on her speech like usual. The other also gives a little opinion and delivered some jokes to lower the serious atmosphere during the meeting. Suddenly, black smokes entered the room, at first the mares just stared at it in confusion, but later, it started to grow bigger. When Pinkie inhaled the smoke, she fainted on place, Starlight, Trixie and Spike just watched in horror and immediately leaves the room. Unfortunately, Twilight and the others accidentally inhaled the smokes and fainted on their position. Outside the room, Starlight peeked through the doors. The smokes immediately leave the six mares alone. Three of them, opened the door and trying to wake up one of them. Starlight managed to awaken Twilight but as soon she did, Twilight immediately gazed around and didn’t blink in sync, slowly. When Twilight saw Starlight, she just giggled randomly. The others also awaken but they acted the same way as Twilight. A few minutes later, Pinkie stared the table and she trying to lick it. On that situation, Starlight told Trixie to find a help while she and Spike try to handle the mares. As soon as Trixie got out of the palace, she saw Raze on his way to the castle.
Raze just leave his jaw opened widely and shook his head. He replied, “Okay, you were saying there this smoke that entered the room and randomly turning this mares into a total filly-brained?”
Trixie just nodded. Raze sighed, “Alright let’s see if this trick actually worked”. Raze loaded a huge amount magic onto his horn and caused a pretty big flash that blinded the others. As soon they opened their eyes, The Main 6 was caged airborne in one blue bubble.
“That will keep them from causing problems.”
Raze sighed. He walked towards Starlight that
panting in exhaustion and asked, “Alright, do
you see anything in the smoke Starlight?”
Starlight still panting and replied, “*huff* No.
*huff*”
Raze replied, “Alright, I’ll see Zecora if she has
anything to help us with this situation. By the meantime, look over them in case they try to escape.”
They just nodded.
Raze had arrived at Zecora’s house. When he’s about to knock on the door, Zecora opened the door and surprised that Raze was there.
“Hello there, Prince Raze, what are you-a”
Zecora didn’t finish her rhyme when Raze interrupted. “No time to explain, Come on, bring me inside I’ll explain everything.”
Zecora invited Raze and listened to the problem that he was facing. “So you’re saying there is black smoke that turning themselves into a joke?”
Raze replied, “At least…that what Starlight said to me.”
Zecora stand up and start to digging through the chest that filled with herbs. Raze just look with confusion.
Then Zecora pulled out a bunch of herbs and put it in the cauldron. “These herbs will stop the magic but still, the time consuming won’t be promised at will,” said Zecora whilst stirring the mixes of herbs that she just mixed. Raze make a confusion face.
“Pardon?” asked Raze in total confusion.
“It means that it will a lot of work, I suggest that you wait until tomorrow,” said Zecora didn’t rhyme.
“Oh, so you’re saying…” Raze gasped, “ME AND THE OTHERS THAT NOT AFFECTED HAS TO TAKE CARE OF THEM?!”
Zecora nodded, “As long they’re not in danger, their act will not attract any stranger,”
“You mean someone that would take advantage?” Raze asked more. Zecora nodded.
He sighed, “Hey readers. What the hell should I do? Should I just trap them inside a bubble or cage or… just watch over them? This is getting ridiculous.”
Zecora turned on Raze, confused and wondering if he’s talking with her. Raze added more, “Yo, if I can’t go back, this is going to be the worst nightmare I’ve ever had.”
“I don’t want to be rude, but who did you actually talking with such a mood?” Zecora ask in rhyme while looking into Raze’s face that starts to frown. Raze turned back, “Nothing, just talking with someone that watching us talking.”
Zecora immediately raise her awareness, watching around in caution. Somehow, after Raze said that, she felt that her life has been spied by someone. Raze chucked, “Don’t worry, no one is watching you.” Raze winked to fourth wall of the house. Zecora replied, “Perhaps I just a little curious, but for you, you have to take this job with serious.”
Raze rolled his eyes while groaning, “Why do I have to babysit a bunch of ponies that controlled by unknown magic! Why don’t just ask the lilac mares and the blue mares and the dragon! I have better things to do!” Raze didn’t like when he was asked to look over a bunch of ponies that lose their mind.
“I know it’s not a point, but still, it’s a choice,” said Zecora. Raze just groaned. Zecora added more, “That is a test for you; it’s used to test you.”
Raze widened his eyes with his left eyebrow raised. Zecora stared Raze, “Raze, I know you don’t like the task that have been given, but you will see how my point is proven.”
Raze just reply with another groan, “*groan* Alright, for this time I will watch over them.”
Zecora smiled and keep on stirring the potion she is working on.
Raze is on his way to the castle of friendship while talking to himself, “*groan* Why just don’t trust it on Spike, Starlight and Trixie? They’re the best choice for now.” He kept walking until he reached the Castle. Suddenly, when he’s about to goes in, the door opened, slamming Raze in the face and sent him flying and rolled to the back.
“What the-?!” Raze shouted as he wakes up. The Main 6 immediately comes out and starts running away from the castle. Raze just stared with his eyes widened while watching the Main 6 figure slowly going away. Starlight, Trixie and Spike manage to reach Raze.
Raze looked at them, “HOW COME THEY CAN RUN AWAY FROM THE BUBBLE?!”
“Sorry, they were too hard to handle! Each of them getting aggressive as there is not enough space in the bubble!” Starlight replied.
“LORD HAVE MERCY, NOW WE HAVE TO FIND EACH OF THEM! HOW CAN WE ABLE TO FIND THEM IF THEY’RE IN THAT CONDITION?!” Raze shouted.
They just stood in silence. Raze grunted, “Alright, we’re going to need some help right away. Starlight, do you have anyone that could help us?” Raze asks.
“I think I can.” Starlight replied.
“Good, I want to meet them right away. Right…now.” Raze replied.
After a few hours, Starlight managed to gather every help they can get. There’s the Young 6, which is happen to be a weekday so it mean no class, there’s Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor (and Flurry Heart) who immediately come by to help, Sunburst who joined in with the Prince and Princess, Trixie and Spike who already been there and somehow…Derpy. Raze walk in front of them like a general.
“Do you know why you’re here?” Raze asks.
“Uh…well, because Principal Starlight told us to be here?” Smolder replied.
“Well, do you know what the true reason is?” Raze looked towards Shining Armor.
“W-Well, to be honest, I’m guessing all of us here are clueless.” Shining replied. A few yes and yeah can be heard.
Raze walk towards Starlight that stand next to him and whispered, “WHY DON’T YOU TOLD THEM ABOUT IT?????”
“Why do I need so???” Starlight replied.
‘You’re lucky I’m a man with manner. If else, I’m gonna turn you into one of those marketable plushies.’ Raze said in his thought. Raze looked back towards them. He cleared his throat, “Alright, before I told you about it…please don’t be angry or mad or shocked.”
“So what’s wrong actually? We don’t understand.” Silverstream asks in confusion.
“Well…The Main 6 has turned idiots.” Raze said it in serious tone. Some of them feeling irritated after hearing the news.
“Excuse me, why did you call our former principal an idiot?” Smolder asks. A few protests can be heard.
“Well it’s because-”
“Do you have a problem with my little sister-in-law?” Cadance interrupted.
“What? No, I don’t-”
“Hey, no such kind of an alicorn called another alicorn an idiot.” Starswirl interrupted.
“Yeah! You’ve got problems?!” Gallus shouted.
“Why did you call them idiots?!” Ocellus continued.
“Who do you think you are?!” Sandbar continued.
“Yona dislike white pony!” Yona added more
“Goo Goo Gaa Gaa!” Flurry Heart says in anger.
“Yeah, told’ em Flurry!” Shining lifted his daughter.
“Oh…my god…” Raze stressed out.
All of the protest starts getting stronger.
“Does anyone have muffins?” Derpy asks.
“SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Raze scream to the top of his lung. The screams so heard that every creature around Equestria starts looking upwards.
Silence fall upon them with Raze staring them in anger.
“CAN EVERYBODY LISTEN FIRST LIKE GODDAMN AM I SITTING A 5 YEARS OLD CHILDREN?!” Raze shouted. Everyone looked at Flurry heart.
“Okay…maybe for her but ARE YOU PONIES EVEN LISTENS?! YOU KNOW WHAT; FORGET ABOUT IT! STARLIGHT YOU EXPLAIN!” Raze walked back and pushed Starlight to explain. Starlight sighed and starts to explain to them what’s actually happening.
After the explanation ended, Shining Armor is the first one to speak, “So we’re here to find them?”
Starlight nodded, “Apparently, they can be anywhere around town. So we have to divide into a group.”
“Now for my part,” Raze stood up, interrupting, “Shining Armor and his family will find Twilight. You six, try to find Rainbow Dash. Trixie and Starlight, find Rarity. Sunburst and Starswirl, both of you find Applejack. Starlight and Derpy will try to find Pinkie and I will try to find Applejack. Understood?” Raze asks.
They nodded.
“Alright, let the mission begin.” Raze said. Immediately, everyone disappears leaving only their silhouette and Raze alone.
Raze sighed, “Ah ****, here we go again.”
Author's Note
The latest and the laziest writes. Th updates for this will be very slow as I progressing on another story, so...when I feel like it, I would write (Mostly not). Any way, enjoy this not son fun reading!
