Daybreaker vs. Joseph Joestar! A pointless power difference.

Daybreaker stared all of them down with a malicious smirk, the void in her eyes darker than a committed sinner's heart. Her pupils were golden and bright, mixing in impossibly with said voidish eyes. She finally spoke, her voice laced with mock.

Oh? Did you just try to warn Princess *Celestia* of me?

Her voice tread carefully upon saying the name Celestia, as if it was some sort of slur. She observed all of their expressions, and kept a close eye on Discord in particular.

Its useless, useless, useless! Even if you were sucessful in doing so, it would still take her an hour or two to arrive, given she resides in Canterlot. Then again, a few minutes is... all i need.

The group's expressions all transitioned into utter fear, their mouths hung open as if they were suspended in stopped time. Not Discord, though. Discord flew closer, before shrugging and babbling in a carefree tone.

Maybe you'd be somewhat intimidating if you didn't resemble that of a cheese biscuit.

Nobody there laughed at his joke, as the situation was far too serious to be funny. Daybreaker's smile widened creepily, her head tilting slightly as she spoke in a quieter but also plotting tone.

Discord, was it? You look just the same as you did when you were a statue. Your statue is superior to you however, as it doesn't yap on all day.

Discord's slender form reeled back in offense, before his smile, which was just as big or even bigger than Daybreaker's, bounced back swiftly.

You're on.

He waved his talons around, before a series of brightly coloured yellow polka dots replaced the sky and acted as bullets. They all homed in on Daybreaker, who stood motionless. Starlight Glimmer teleported away, while Twilight called out to Discord in worry.

Discord! Stand down!

Discord in question started sailing around in the air as Daybreaker did the same, the polka dots acting like an interactive battlefield. Discord kicked a couple polka dots towards Daybreaker in a spin, before using his powers to amplify the volume of his voice.

I'm kicking her ass for you! Just give me a moment, Twilight.

While discord was distracted, Daybreaker whipped her tail around and cast a blurring fire onto a polka dot which ricocheted perfectly across the other polka dots in the sky and was eventually aiming at Discord. Said blurring fire was NOT blurring because it was fire, but because it was moving at insane speeds.

Discord gasped and brung his talons up in a panic. The fire had unfortunately reached him though, and Discord got flung down into the ground like an unwanted plushie. He recovered quite quickly, and leaped up from the crater he made while his eyes formed a dull gray but bright light. The beams shot out from his eyes like an angered cheetah. Daybreaker merely crossed her front hooves, her horn lighting up as she spoke nonchalantly.

I can do that too. You're on.

Daybreaker and Discord initiated a roaring laser clash, the sounds of scorching blending in together like a chaotic piece of art. For some reason though, Rainbow Dash took off from the ground, flying towards Discord at her top speed, which was just under the sound barrier. She called out as loud as she could, her hooves reaching infront of her.

Discord! Watch out!!

Discord grew an extra eye to the left side of his head so that he doesn't lose the clash against Daybreaker's horn laser. Looking at Rainbow Dash. He spoke frantically, perhaps feeling fear for the first time in his entire life, even if it was uncharacteristic for his likes.

Watch out for WHAT?! I don't see any attacks!

Discord's third eye spun around to the back of his head, noticing a portal directly behind him. Daybreaker must have silently added it there during their laser clash. Before Discord could process this, Rainbow Dash had failed to swoop Discord out of the way. Daybreaker's laser temperature upped tenfold, blasting Discord into the portal! Discord's eyes widened, his body glowing as he prepared a way to quickly get back before Daybreaker can close the portal. Discord shouted almost announcingly, his magic use increasing rapidly.

Time.. freez!-

The portal had closed in an instant before Discord could stop time, a look of pure amusement crossing Daybreaker's face like a motionful wind. Her next words were laced with a sick happiness, her horn dimming down.

You can't exactly kill that guy, you know. Next best thing though, because he gets to suffer longer.

Rainbow Dash quickly retreated back to the group, not even noticing that Starlight Glimmer had fled the scene moments ago. Twilight's horn lit up frantically, her eyes shutting hardly. She begged pleadingly, her voice sounding like she might start crying at any moment.

Please!.. please give me a solution! Please.. help me now..

To Twilight's surprise, her prayer was answered..

Out of thin air, materialized Joseph Joestar, in all his glory if he had any. He looked around briefly, a confused look on his face.

Man, where the hell am i? I haaaate living in New York.

His eyes locked onto Daybreaker in the sky, his voice taking on even more confusion than before.

Who are you?

Daybreaker's smile faded instantly, internally wondering if Twilight's begging worked and if she was truly destined to be defeated by this person. Twilight Sparkle was an Alicorn, after all. She briefly replied to Joseph, a look of confusion of her own arising.

I'd ask who you are too, but i'm more interested in *what* you are..

Joseph Joestar reeled back in mild offense, shaking his fist at Daybreaker while knowing damn well he can't fly.

Why you little!-