Twilight and the others along with Joseph Joestar galloped away, Daybreaker floating up into the sky and preparing to fly after them.

You're a jerk!

Said an angry Rarity, while Joseph continued to sprint. He replied hastily, his head occasionally spinning around to keep an eye on Daybreaker's horn.

I know!

Applejack chimed in next, a huge frown on her face.

This ain't a plan at all! We'd just be leading er' to innocent ponies and usin' em' as meat shields!

Joseph Joestar continued running, his breath struggling to keep up as he ran and talked at the same time.

Atleast i'm not the one who'd be getting cooked into 2 star restaraunt food!

Twilight yelled at Joseph in anger, and now it looked more like she was galloping after Joseph rather than away from Daybreaker.

We're all doomed! You're selfish and irritating!

They collectively heard a few screams behind them, probably Daybreaker getting rid of obstacles in her path. Before they could process it, a random light-yellow pony with a dark blue mane and tail which had pink stripes was lobbed straight at the back of Rarity's head. They both fell over, before Daybreaker's horn laser combusted them both into meat slushies.

Just like fishing!

She exclaimed insanely, before Joseph started running a little bit faster so that he could make a snarky comment.

Yeah, except you're the one who stinks!

Daybreaker groaned ferally, before zipping her head upwards, aiming to catch Joseph Joestar. Fluttershy actually almost got hit by Daybreaker's horn laser, but she just barely avoided it, letting out a short scream while doing so.

WAIT!...

Yelled Joseph, who suddenly stopped running. All the others didn't feel like stopping their galloping, but they couldn't ignore this. They too stopped, while Daybreaker stopped and narrowed her void-like eyes.

Why didn't i think of this earlier?!

He said, before facepalming in disappointment at himself.

Daybreaker spoke up cautiously, her horn at the ready.

Think of wha?-

Joseph Joestar pulled out a tommy gun from seemingly nowhere, before pulling the trigger faster than you can blink. Daybreaker had never seen such a thing before because she has never been to the human world, so she couldn't process it in time and got lit up like a candle. She fell to the ground, before bleeding out due to having more holes than swiss cheese inside her.

Twilight nervously stammered quietly, her brain trying to register what just happened.

Wha... wh...

Just when they thought the shenannigans were over, Discord burst through a nearby portal, speaking frantically.

Hey pals, what'd i miss?!

His eyes locked onto Joseph Joestar, who also stared at him in return. In perfect unison, they spoke a simple:

Who are you?

Discord paused for a few seconds, before his eyes fell upon Joseph's muscular build. He spoke incredulously, his eyes widening.

Woa.. you're hot.

Joseph smirked all-knowingly, his voice now taking on a smug tone.

I know.

Author's Note

The pony that Daybreaker threw at Rarity was Bon Bon btw (i hate her)