Just before Rainbow Dash is set to leave on her Equestria-wide Wonderbolts tour, she arranges for a gift to be delivered to Anon. Unbeknownst to him, there are some side effects - all of which are completely intentional.

Written as a sub-2000 word paste jam entry for the /green/ thread on /mlp/. Theme was "jam."
Rated T for mild sexual innuendo and themes.
Originally found here: https://ponepaste.org/10315
Cover image credits to Xieril