MEANWHILE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE

Geez, what's the next nickelname—" Twilight stopped as she looked up at me and laughed.

"Whoops, messed up the line—"

"CUT!" I shouted as all the ponies and humans off-set came out of the woodwork. I took off the hot mask of the Anonymous suit and threw it to the ground.

"Twilight Sparkle, how do you mess up one of the last lines of the story? We were about to be done!"

"Yeah, yeah, my bad... Let's just run it back—"

"Oh, there will be no running it back! There will be no next time. DISPLACE HER!" The workers made a collective gasp at the mention of displacement. One of the human employees spoke up.

"Um, don't you think that's a bit drastic?" he said.

"Oh, so you want what she's getting?"

"No, I’m fine."

"Good," I said as I snapped my fingers, and two buff ponies picked up Twilight and dragged her to a fate worse than death.

"PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO BE DISPLACED!"

"I wouldn’t want to be displaced either, but who knows? You might become a soldier in a Halo universe or something." As I watched them drag Twilight away, her understudy came in, almost getting hit by the kicking and screaming Twilight.

"I-I think I am the replacement."

"Ah yes, off-brand Twilight Sparkle." She glared at me. "I mean, Starlight. Welcome. Here is the script." I cleared my throat as I put the mask back on.

"Alright, let’s do this one last time, you guys!"

Author's Note