The Insane Pony Anthrolgy
What Celestia does in her free time
WRITTEN BY: JUD
Everyone in Equestria wonders what Princess Celestia does in her free time, Some pony thinks she just does her Royal duties and nothing else. But one pony thinks differently….One pony thinks that Princess Celestia does weird things.. Things no other pony would even imagine doing Spooky things very Odd things One pony who knows all about Celestia because she stocks her.
TWILIGHT
“I don’t stock her! I only watch her sometimes from afar.”
Right anyways This is Twilight Spark-Plug Celestia’s most bizarre student.
TWILIGHT
“Hey, I am not bizarre shut up you’re really annoying.”
No, I will not Be quiet and that is some really Impolite languages right there. Miss Twilight we are trying to film a documentary about what Celestia does when no one looking and you’re sitting here dicking around. So can you please just let me do my BLOODY FILM SO I CAN GET FRIKEN PAID!!!! PLEASE!
TWILIGHT
“Ok sorry (She says more quietly) You don’t have to be a douche bag about it.”
Ok well good any WAIT WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!!! YOU &@^$%*.
The screen cuts to a big logo that says What Celestia does in her free time. And then It cuts to the castle.
Here is where Princess Celestia Lives In a Castle I mean where do you think she lives in a shopping mall… As we can see Celestia is just getting up.
Celestia gets out of bed and falls out of bed.
CELESTIA
“Ow Crap!”
As you can see Celestia is not the best at walking (Celestia stands on the balcony and falls off) Or flying. But she’s is great at doing dumb things.
As you can see here Celestia is dancing to 80s Hip Hop music and she’s is getting down. I mean I don’t know How she’s is dancing but she is. Don’t ask me anything I don’t even get paid to do this. But that’s fine.
Anyways now you can see Celestia talking to one of her finest Friends in her support group Octiva. What they are talking about no one knows and no one really cares I mean do you care because I don’t. I mean she’s just talking to Octavia one of the biggest Musicians in Equestria. It would be wrong to just interrupt them in THE MIDDLE OF THE CONVERSATION! (Celestia and Octavia start to look at the camera.) EVEN IF YOU REALLY WANT TO MEET OCTAVIA IN PERSON AND GO ON A DATE WITH HER!
Octavia goes away, and Celestia is just looking at the filmmaker with a mad look on her face.
Oh shut up you would ask her on a date if you were in love with her for years now. And always followed her…..You know I just got a phone call I got to run Sorry.
We run in the other direction and go out the doors and then the camera falls and tv static goes off. Then the camera comes back on looking at Octavia and zooming in on her face. Static goes off again and we can see cop cars.
Look I swear I was just doing a documentary on the Princes that’s all I even have the paperwork to prove it look.
Static goes off again and we are in the back of the cop car and then the car goes off the road in the water. Static then we see Celestia once’s again outside of her room.
As you can see Celestia is getting ready for the Grand galloping gala That is going to happen tonight. She starts by puking in the toilet then she goes pee in the bathtub then she goes outside to the balcony and sings a beautiful song.
The song Mary France starts to play as Celestia is singing. Celestia sings for awhile and then a pony screams.
RANDOM PONY
“Hey Shut Up!”
As you can see not everyone likes Celestia Beautiful Singing. To all of her neigh sayers. She will shot them down with a rocket launcher.
Celestia pulls out a Rocket launcher and shoots the pony that got mad at her.
RANDOM PONY
BOOM! OH GAAA
Truly a magnificent beast in her own right.
Celestia goes through the floor.
As you can see Celestia went through the floor. Now she can do this only on a Saturday. Now she is talking to some ponies but no one really cares about this, do they.
The scene cuts to a clip of Octavia talking about beans
OCTAVIA
“And that’s why I hate cooked beans thank you jeff for interviewing me.
Oh, no problem miss It was my pleasure.
The scene then cuts to Celestia. On the floor, while dancing queen plays in the background as the camera spins around her. Then it cuts back to Celestia.
Celestia dances a bit and goes crazy. She robs a bank, Goes to 45 711 just to buy a toilet, and then she does a whole bunch of other stuff that we don’t need to talk about, and THEN!
The scene cuts to an explosion and then back to Celestia.
I’m telling you I was not in the scene in that movie I must get my lawyer.
The scene goes to static then back to Celestia.
When Celestia goes to bed at night she sings her beautiful song once’s again. And everypony loves it. So as you can see that’s what Celestia does in her free time a bunch of random stuff. And Twilights still a nerd Trixie is a butt and Octavia is still the most beautiful pony in the world and that my friends is where our story ends.
Roll credits if I don’t add anything.
The Insane Pony Anthrolgy
Dash's Really Intersting Day
EXT - green field - Day
Dash is walking in a green field and is heading towards twilight's house.
EXT - outside of twilight’s home - Day
Dash arrives at twilight's house and see her staring at a weird looking car.
Dash
What the heck are you doing twilight?
Twilight
Oh Hi dash...Hey look at what I made.
Dash looks and all she sees is a car with some strange machinery on it.
Dash
The bloody heck is it?
Twilight
It’s a freakin time machine!
Dash has a confused expression on her face.
Dash
What?
Twilight
It’s a time machine I made...Din’t you hear me before.
Dash
No no no I get it but why would you make a time machine in the first place?
Twilight
Oh I just be it for fun oh and I was a bit drunk at the time so I was just bored so i did it.
Dash just stares at twilight for a couple of seconds.
Dash
Oh great well… Can you show me how it works.
Twilight (excitedly)
So, all you got to do is get some soda and pour it in to the gas chamber and then you just turn on the car type the time and BAM!!!! You got a time machine!!
Dash
Huh well that's interesting. Can we go for a ride in it?
Twilight
SURE!
Twilight and Dash both get into the time machine and start to drive. They then drive so fast that they go back in time!!!
Ext- In the middle of a wrecked futuristic city- midday
Dash
Um Twilight where are we?
Twilight
We are in the future apparently.
Dash
Yeah but it looks different.
Twilight
Yeah it does…
Dash
Holy crap the heck is that!!!
Dash points a bunch of dark figures in the forge. Then the dark figure come out and there robot’s and monster and aliens. Dun Duun Duuuuuuu.
Twilight
Oh shoot.
Dash (scared)
Oh, man twilight I think we got to fight them!
Twilight
With what?
Twilight had a good point there was nothing there for them to fight with so they ran. Dash and Twilight both ran as fast a they could back to there car.
Twilight tries to start the car but it wouldn’t start! Dash hit the time rest button and they both went back in time.
Cut - Int - wrecked Twilight's house- night
The car crashed into the roof twilight’s house. Dash had flown out of the windshield and crashed onto a table. Twilight was still in the car but had her head cut by the shearing wheel.
Dash (confuesed)
UUuuuu what...What happened?
Twilight
I...I... We made it back yay.
Dash
Made it where...What’s happening... Twilight I think all of my bones are broken I need to go to the hospital.
Twilight
Ok dash here I’ll take you ther-Oh Crap!
Twilight falls out of her car and falls on the floor.
Twilight
You know this was a really stupid idea…
Dash
Yeah it was...So know what do we do.
Twillight
We call an amblence.
Dash
My phone broke
Twilight
Well then i guess we just wait...So Dash how was your day.
Dash
It was ok.
Twilight
Cool Cool.
And so Dash and Twilight just talk as they wait for some pony to come and see them.
