A reporter stumbles across an old book next to a set of old bones at the bottom of a crater. Flipping through the pages, her reads the story of its author and his time inside the crater. He speaks of the royalty as if he knew them well along with other notable ponies. The story is deemed by the reporter to be the tellings of a raving lunatic losing his mind.

*A small side, one-shot, added explanation to the stories In the Background and Everything Ends... story.