Number Fish Fan

by Firbolg

Rating: everyone
Tags: Main 6, Drama, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Discord, Slice of Life
Length: 3913

Sweeper Mess, born into a family of royal staff, becomes obsessed with Discord and yearns to escape his predictable life.

Born into a family line of royal staff, Sweeper Mess longs for something more than the dull, predictable life laid out before him. Drawn to the mysterious statue of Discord in the royal gardens, his fascination with the Lord of Chaos deepens. As Sweeper’s obsession grows, so does his desire to break free from the order and conformity surrounding him—no matter the cost.

As I mentioned in my other story, I'm new to writing fanfiction, so please forgive any mistakes you come across while reading.

Published 2024-11-14 07:50:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-11-14 07:50:00 UTC

Chapter 1

The sun was just beginning to rise over Canterlot, casting its warm, golden glow on the grand spires of the castle. Inside, the soft clink of hooves on the marble floor echoed through the halls. Feather Duster trotted briskly down the corridor, a warm smile on her face as she turned back to glance at her young colt, Sweeper Mess, who was struggling to keep up with her long strides.

“Come on, Sweeper, sweetie!” She called cheerfully, her voice carrying a note of encouragement. “We’ve got a lot to do today, and I want to show you how to properly polish the throne room floors. It’s an art, really. There’s a certain way the light reflects off them once they’re cleaned just right, like a mirror!”

Sweeper, a scrawny colt with a golden coat and a messy mane, dragged his hooves along the floor behind her, his head hung low. He had heard this speech a dozen times before. His mother was always talking about how proud she was of their family’s role in maintaining the castle’s appearance. To her, sweeping the floors and dusting the chandeliers was a noble duty, a privilege even. But to Sweeper, it was boring—utterly, dreadfully boring.

“I don’t get why we have to clean it every day..." Sweeper muttered, his voice filled with the whine of a colt who had said this many times before. “It’s not like it ever gets that dirty.”

Feather Duster let out a soft chuckle and slowed her pace, allowing Sweeper to catch up. “It’s not whether it gets dirty, sweetheart. It’s about maintaining perfection. The princess deserves the best, and that means keeping everything just as perfect as it was the day before. It’s part of our family’s legacy, Sweeper. One day, this will be your job too, and you’ll understand.”

Sweeper wrinkled his nose. He didn’t want to understand. The thought of spending the rest of his life cleaning the same floors, day in and day out, filled him with dread. He couldn’t comprehend why his parents were so proud of this monotonous work.

“Come on, you’ll see,” Feather Duster said, her voice warm but firm as she led him to the grand throne room. The light from the rising sun streamed in through the tall stained-glass windows, casting a rainbow of colors across the floor. The room was massive, with tall ceilings and a regal atmosphere that always made Sweeper feel especially small.

Feather Duster floated a cleaning cloth toward him with her magic. “Here, start by wiping down the steps leading to the throne. I’ll show you the proper technique.”

Reluctantly, Sweeper took the cloth and approached the steps, his small hooves hesitant as he began to wipe the smooth marble surface. His mother was patient as she guided him through the process, explaining how to ensure there were no streaks left behind and how to make the stone gleam. But no matter how much she tried to make it seem important, Sweeper couldn’t shake the feeling that this wasn’t what he was meant to do.

When the day finally came to an end, Feather Duster trotted back to their home in Canterlot with Sweeper by her side, her step light and cheerful after a full day of work. Sweeper, however, lagged behind, his shoulders slumped, his mind elsewhere. As they passed the royal gardens, something caught his eye—a strange, glorious anomaly standing tall amidst the perfectly manicured hedges.

The statue of Discord.

The statue stood out like a sore hoof in the otherwise orderly garden. Discord’s snake-like body, with its inharmonious limbs and mischievous expression, seemed so out of place in the regal surroundings. To Sweeper, it was fascinating.

“Mom,” he said, his voice low with curiosity. “Who’s that?”

Feather Duster followed his gaze and frowned. “That’s Discord. He was a terrible creature who brought chaos and disharmony to Equestria long ago, before the princesses turned him to stone. Best not to think too much about him, Sweeper. He was dangerous, and we’re all much better off with him like that.” She nodded at the statue before gently nudging Sweeper along.

But as they walked away, Sweeper couldn’t stop staring. Discord’s twisted, chaotic form seemed to call to him, beckoning in a way that nothing else in the castle ever had. Unlike the perfectly polished floors and meticulous cleaning, Discord was something wild, something unpredictable. Something exciting.

That night, Sweeper’s father, Heavy Duty, came home from his evening shift as a janitor during the castle’s darker, quieter hours. His entrance was subdued as always—a slight grunt as he removed his saddlebag and a quiet nod to Feather Duster before sitting at the table for dinner. He was a large, burly stallion, his midnight-blue coat and black mane lending him a somber, imposing appearance. He rarely spoke, preferring to focus on his duties without complaint. Where Feather Duster saw pride in their work, Heavy Duty simply saw responsibility. The job needed doing, and it was their duty to do it.

As Sweeper pushed his food around his plate, barely listening to his parents discuss their shifts, his thoughts drifted back to the statue in the garden. He couldn’t shake the image of Discord from his mind.

“Dad?” Sweeper asked suddenly, his voice small as he looked up at the towering stallion. “What do you think of Discord?”

Heavy Duty’s eyes, dark and serious, shifted to his son, and for a moment, there was silence. Then, with a heavy sigh, he answered, his voice deep and gravelly. “Discord’s a monster, son. A creature of chaos. Everything he did, he did to tear down the order that keeps Equestria safe. What your mother and I do, it helps keep that order. It’s important work.”

“But… he was powerful, right?” Sweeper’s eyes widened with curiosity. “He could do anything he wanted.”

Heavy Duty’s frown deepened, and he leaned forward, his expression stern. “That’s not power, Sweeper. That’s recklessness. If you admire anything about Discord, let it be the fact that the princesses stopped him and brought harmony back to Equestria.”

Sweeper bit his lip and lowered his gaze to his plate. His father’s words were heavy, but they didn’t erase the excitement that Discord stirred in his heart. The idea of that kind of chaos—of doing anything, breaking free from the expectations that had been placed upon him—was intoxicating.

As the years went by, Sweeper’s fascination with Discord only grew. Every day, he would visit the statue, sneaking away while his parents were busy with their work. He would sit in front of it, staring up at Discord’s frozen form, imagining what it would be like to have that kind of power—to not be confined by rules or expectations. To be free.

It became a routine—one he kept secret from his parents. While his father lectured him on the importance of duty and his mother tried to instill pride in their family’s legacy, Sweeper’s mind was elsewhere, lost in thoughts of chaos and freedom. He began sneaking into the castle library to find books about Discord, reading every account of his reign and every story of his exploits. He devoured the tales of shifting skies and floating houses, of ponies’ worlds turned upside down by the Lord of Chaos.

Then, one day, when Sweeper was just a teenager, something extraordinary happened.

Discord broke free.

Chaos swept through Canterlot. Reality itself warped—the sky poured chocolate rain, and ponies scrambled in fear. But Sweeper Mess was captivated. This was the power he had dreamed of, the freedom he had longed for. Discord was everything he had imagined and more.

But it was short-lived. Twilight Sparkle and her friends stepped in, wielding the Elements of Harmony, and returned Discord to stone once again. Just like that, the chaos vanished. Canterlot slipped back into its quiet, structured normalcy.

And so did Sweeper Mess.

Once the excitement was over, Sweeper found himself dragged back into the same dull routine: dusting, cleaning, and repairing. As he got older, his parents became more insistent, placing more responsibility on his shoulders, reminding him of his duty as the next in a long line of royal custodians. His mother taught him simple cleaning spells passed down through generations, but none of it interested him. They were small, unimpressive spells meant to keep things tidy—nothing more.

Sweeper’s mind was elsewhere. He couldn’t stop thinking about the magic he’d seen and the chaos Discord had unleashed. Whenever he could sneak away from his duties, he’d try to replicate the spells he’d witnessed during that brief period of anarchy. He’d close his eyes, focus hard, picturing the swirling chaos in his mind, trying to make it real.

But nothing happened.

The most he could manage were tiny, flickering sparks from his horn—pathetic in comparison to what Discord had done. His attempts to summon anything even remotely interesting ended in failure. His magic wasn’t strong, having never studied it formally, and the only spells he knew were basic, practical ones his mother had taught him: cleaning magic.

Frustration gnawed at him. Each failed attempt felt like a step further from the freedom he desired. Meanwhile, his parents became stricter, pushing more and more work onto his shoulders. His mother was gentle but firm, reminding him time and again that their family had always served the princesses faithfully, and he would soon have to take up that mantle. His father was less forgiving, his stern voice cutting through any complaints Sweeper made. “This is your future,” his father would say simply. “The sooner you accept it, the better.”

But Sweeper couldn’t accept it. He resented the growing weight of expectation his parents placed on him and resented that mundane spells were all he could muster. All the while, the concept of Discord’s magic haunted him—a tantalizing glimpse of a life beyond servitude, a life of power and freedom. Every day, the gap between what he wanted and what was expected of him grew wider, and Sweeper grew angrier, both at himself and the world that was trying to force him into a life he didn’t want.

Each failed spell, each lecture from his parents, deepened his obsession with Discord. He needed to break free, just as Discord had. Somehow, some way, he would find a way to escape the life that was closing in around him.

Chapter 2

Sweeper Mess trudged through the dimly lit corridors of the castle, his hooves dragging as if burdened by invisible weights. The rhythmic clink of his cleaning tool against the marble floors was the only sound accompanying him in the echoing silence. His days had become a monotonous blur of dusting, scrubbing, and polishing—tasks that seemed as endless as they were soul-sucking.

The bright, youthful spark that once ignited his dreams of freedom had dimmed. Now a young adult, officially part of the royal staff, the fire he once had was barely a flicker, overshadowed by the crushing weight of daily routine and unfulfilled expectations. His parents were ever more insistent on their vision of him as the next in line to uphold the family’s prestigious role in maintaining the castle’s perfection.

Sweeper's attempts at magic were no better. Despite countless hours of practicing spells passed down through his family, his results were always lackluster—simple cleaning charms that did little to satisfy his craving for something more. His efforts to replicate the chaotic magic he had once seen were futile, reduced to pathetic, flickering sparks. Each failed attempt only added to his frustration, a stark contrast to the dazzling chaos he so desperately desired.

Then, one morning, a wave of excitement rippled through the castle. News spread like wildfire: Discord, the Lord of Chaos, was free from his stone prison once more. But this time, he was reformed—a changed being, embracing harmony alongside the very ponies who had once vanquished him.

For Sweeper, this development was a mixed blessing. The initial thrill of hearing that Discord was free stirred old feelings of admiration. After all, the idea of his idol being out in the world again was exhilarating—a step up from the statue that had been a mere decoration in the royal garden.

Yet, as he pondered the news further, deep-seated resentment resurfaced. How could Discord, someone so magnificent and extraordinary, be forced to conform to the same standards as every other pony? The idea that his idol, who had once reveled in chaos and freedom, was now bound by the same rules and expectations as everyone else infuriated Sweeper. It seemed unfair—an injustice. The Mane Six and Princess Celestia had not only tamed Discord but had, in Sweeper’s eyes, stolen a piece of the wild magic he had so long admired.

His frustration brewed silently, manifesting in resentful glances and sullen moods. Sweeper couldn’t shake the feeling that the freedom he craved was slipping even further away, constrained by a system that seemed to stifle the very essence of what he wanted to become.

Days turned into weeks, and Sweeper’s routine remained unchanged. His work as a member of the royal staff had become a cycle of tedium. Each morning began with the same monotonous tasks, and each night ended with him collapsing into bed, only to rise and repeat it all over again. The excitement of Discord’s release faded into the background, overshadowed by the relentless demands of his daily duties.

Feather Duster and Heavy Duty continued to prod him, their expectations unwavering. Feather Duster’s frequent reassurances that his cutie mark would come soon—one that would reflect their family’s cleaning legacy—did little to comfort him. Sweeper had long since stopped believing that his cutie mark would be anything but a reflection of the life he felt trapped in. The weight of their expectations pressed down on him, making him feel like he was living someone else’s dream.

For months, Sweeper Mess drifted through life on autopilot. His days had long since fallen into a predictable rhythm, his mind numb as he carried out his duties without thought or complaint. Feather Duster, ever meticulous in her oversight, gave him little room for deviation from the family legacy. Every day was routine, every task an echo of the one before. It felt as though the vibrant dreams he once had were all but extinguished, his resentment simmering quietly beneath the surface, waiting for a moment to reignite.

This day started like any other, though with a particular task his mother handed down with her usual blend of authority and precision. “Sweeper, Princess Twilight has a fan meet-and-greet scheduled on the castle grounds this afternoon,” Feather Duster instructed, not pausing to see if he was even listening. “I need you to help clean and clear the space before the fans start arriving. Make sure everything is spotless. Princess Twilight deserves nothing short of perfection.”

Sweeper groaned inwardly, his dislike for Twilight Sparkle flaring up. Her rise to power and role as Celestia’s protégé had always irked him—she represented everything he resented about the system that weighed him down. The perfect princess, the embodiment of harmony. It didn’t help that she’d played a major role in reforming Discord, the one being Sweeper had admired for rejecting the same order that Twilight thrived in.

Still, he went about the task as ordered. The castle grounds were lush and well-kept, but today the space for the meet-and-greet had to be prepared for the crowds that would soon flood in, eager for a moment with their beloved Princess of Friendship. Sweeper grumbled as he dragged cleaning supplies out and began his work. As he swept the floors and rearranged the furniture, he imagined Twilight’s smug smile and the sea of fans praising her every word. His irritation built as the thought of the scene gnawed at him, making the task feel even more tedious.

By the time the meet-and-greet began, the space was bustling with ponies chattering and jostling to get close to Princess Twilight. The atmosphere was loud, crowded, and full of annoying enthusiasm that made Sweeper’s mood sour even further. He stayed off to the side, fading into the background, doing his job mechanically as he picked up discarded cups and wiped down surfaces after every spill and scuff. He could hear Twilight’s cheerful voice as she spoke with her adoring fans, each word sending a spike of irritation through him.

But then, something caught his eye.

From across the grand hall, Sweeper’s heart skipped a beat. He nearly dropped his broom as he saw him—Discord. In the flesh. Not stone. His chaotic, mismatched form stood out sharply among the gathered crowd. Sweeper’s breath hitched, and for the first time in months, he felt the dull fog of his daily routine lift, and his pulse quickened with excitement.

Discord, it seemed, had made an appearance purely to get under Twilight’s skin, and he was succeeding spectacularly. He hovered above the crowd, causing harmless ripples of chaos that left Twilight visibly irritated and the attendees flustered and confused. Twilight shot him a look of exasperation, and after a brief exchange of words, Discord floated off to the side, sulking to himself, arms crossed and pouting like a scolded child. He had clearly succeeded in annoying Twilight but now found himself momentarily bored with the outcome.

Sweeper Mess couldn’t believe it. He was in the same room as Discord—his idol. The very creature he had spent countless hours dreaming of meeting, the one who had been the source of his fascination for so long. And now, Discord was right there, in the flesh, albeit sulking in the corner of the hall.

His heart raced. This was his chance.

For a brief moment, he hesitated, glancing down at his uniform and the broom in his hooves. He could already hear his mother’s voice in his head, reprimanding him for abandoning his duties. But the excitement coursing through his veins was too much to ignore. Without another thought, he cast aside his cleaning supplies and shrugged off his uniform, his eyes locked on Discord.

As inconspicuously as he could, Sweeper Mess made his way over to where Discord sat, still brooding over his failed attempts to fully derail Twilight’s event. His steps felt heavy with anxiety, and he could feel his heartbeat pounding in his ears. What if Discord brushed him off? What if he thought he was just some nuisance? Sweeper swallowed hard as he walked closer.

When he finally stood before Discord, he felt his voice falter. Words caught in his throat as he gazed up at the Lord of Chaos, awe-struck and sheepish. “D–Discord?” he managed to stammer, just barely finding his voice. “I… I just wanted to say… I’m a huge fan.”

Discord blinked, his eyes narrowing in surprise. He turned his head slowly, eying the unicorn standing before him with evident confusion. “A fan?” he echoed, his voice dripping with incredulity. “Of me?”

Sweeper nodded vigorously, his heart racing. “Y-Yes! I mean, ever since seeing your statue in the garden as a colt. You… you’re amazing.”

Discord tilted his head, still eyeing Sweeper with a mixture of curiosity and surprise. Ponies were usually cautious of him, or at best, mildly irritated by his antics. He wasn’t used to being admired—not like this, and certainly not for his past. His claws drummed on his seat as he studied the young stallion, unsure if this tugged at his heartstrings or merely stroked his ego. Either way, the praise was… flattering.

“Hmph,” Discord cleared his throat after a moment, his tone softening as he adjusted his posture, sitting up straighter. “Well, I suppose it’s refreshing to hear such… glowing admiration for once.”

Sweeper Mess felt his chest swell with excitement. Discord was actually talking to him—acknowledging him. “I-I’ve always thought it was unfair,” Sweeper continued, finding his courage grow a bit with each word. “What they did to you, I mean… You shouldn’t have had to change. You’re so much more than that.”

Discord raised an eyebrow, intrigued by the unicorn’s perspective. He leaned in slightly, his eyes glinting with amusement. “Oh? And what is it you think I should be, hmm?”

Sweeper smiled, his voice barely above a whisper. “Free.”

“SWEEPER MESS!” A sharp voice rang out across the hall, slicing through the air like a whip. Both Sweeper and Discord turned toward the source of the sound. Feather Duster, his mother, stood near the entrance, her brow knitted in disapproval, her voice carrying the kind of stern authority only a mother could wield. “What in Celestia’s name are you doing?”

Sweeper went stiff, lowering his head with embarrassment, wishing he could disappear from sight. He shot a quick, apologetic glance at Discord, his earlier excitement evaporating as his mother’s reprimand drained the color from his face. “I—sorry, I—” he stammered, the words dying in his throat. He could feel Discord’s eyes on him, but now it didn’t fill him with the same thrill. Instead, it only made him more self-conscious.

Feather Duster’s disapproving frown deepened as she crossed the hall toward him. “You’re supposed to be cleaning, not standing around lollygagging with…” Her eyes briefly flicked to Discord, but she quickly dismissed him, her focus squarely on her son. “Get back to work, now.”

Sweeper’s heart sank, his brief moment of excitement—of connection with his idol—slipping away as quickly as it had come. He nodded meekly, muttering, “Yes, Mom…” before casting one last look at Discord.

To his surprise, Discord was watching him with a peculiar expression—a mix of amusement and something else that Sweeper couldn’t quite place. The Lord of Chaos tilted his head, a smirk playing on his lips as if this entire scene were nothing more than an entertaining spectacle for him.

“Duty calls,” Discord drawled, his voice laced with mock sympathy. “Best not keep Mother waiting.” His eyes gleamed, and Sweeper felt a faint tug of reassurance in the playful tone, as if Discord, in his own way, understood the frustration of being under someone else’s hoof.

Sweeper gave a small, flustered smile before reluctantly grabbing his supplies and heading back toward his task. His earlier enthusiasm was drowned out by the familiar fog of his responsibilities. He could hear his mother fussing about how disappointed she was as she walked away, but his thoughts were elsewhere.

As he cleaned, he couldn’t help but glance back at Discord every now and then. The Lord of Chaos was lounging casually, his head resting on his paw as he watched the proceedings with little interest. Their brief interaction played over and over in Sweeper’s mind.

As he sulked his way through his duties, he felt Discord’s gaze linger on him from time to time. It wasn’t an intimidating stare—it was more like Discord was silently waiting, perhaps for Sweeper to find his way back over to him when the time was right. There was an unspoken understanding, a thread of intrigue that still connected them.

Sweeper sighed as he wiped down yet another table, feeling the weight of his mother’s expectations pressing down on him. But beneath that, something else stirred—a flicker of hope, of excitement, and maybe even rebellion.

He wasn’t finished with Discord yet.

And Discord, judging by the sly grin that tugged at the corner of his mouth, wasn’t finished with him either.

Author's Note

I hope it comes across as at least a smidge interesting and not just a blatantly self-indulgent OC insert. Cringe but free, or whatever. :duck: