Some of the LESS usual ways the story "Twilight's father calls an escort service from his hotel room" could go.

If you pick Option #1, this story definitely qualifies for "Admiral Biscuit's Not-A-Contest" about ponies working on Earth (because Night Light visits Earth in his professional role as an astronomer), "Ponies On Earth!" and "Ponies in the Real World".

Spoiler Warning! I see at least one person has put a spoiler in the comments.

If you're reading this story as my entry for a certain shipping contest, you could read
- just Option #4.
- Options #3 and #4.
- the whole thing, really.

If you're looking for parody groups or events, you could try This Can't Possibly Be a T-Rated Striptember Event Or Contest, Because That Would Just Be Ridiculous.

If you're reading this story as an entry for a certain contest about doornails, and about being dumb as one...just remember: "Love makes fools of us all."

_{(Cover image source: I edited an MLP:FiM screencap)}