Ponies on Earth have worked a variety of jobs.  Changelings on Earth, though, find their employment prospects limited. Especially the ones who didn't follow Thorax into redemption.

One of them decides to broaden her options by finding … creative financial opportunities … at a college campus.  And then things start going catastrophically wrong.

Rated T for profanity, offscreen violence, and brief discussion of prostitution.

Cover art by Common Tragedy. Additional thanks to GaPJaxie, Sunny, Monochromatic and evelili for prereading feedback!

Written for Admiral Biscuit’s Not A Contest.