The Plight of Pony [TOBY OC BACKSTORY]

by iamnotasalmon

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Violence, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Tragedy, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1144

A mysterious traveler arrives in Ponyville, looking to challenge the Mane Six's authority. Will Twilight Sparkle and her friends defeat him in time before world domination is in his hands?

Toby, a troublesome earth pony with acclaimed necromantical powers wanders into Ponyville in the dead of night, looking for Equestira's well known Mane Six. Upon the arrival of Twilight and her friends, Toby challenges them to a duel, believing he has the ability to destroy them for good.

Published 2024-09-17 19:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-09-17 19:40:00 UTC

The Plight of Pony

Nopony really knew what Toby's true motivation was. Was it power? Fame? Vengeance? Nopony knew what drove him to get into such a predicament, and it's likely nopony ever will.

It was the dead of night when Toby came to Ponyville. He had green hair, a brown mane, bright blue eyes, and a skull and crossbones for a cutie mark. It was a total mystery where he came from.

As he strolled down the dark, quiet streets, he yelled at the top of his lungs. Things like "YOUR TIME HAS COME, PONYVILLE!" and "WHERE ARE YOU, MANE SIX? I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN!". Ponies groaned and shut their windows, not wanting their sleep to be disturbed by some lunatic in the streets.

Toby yelled and yelled and announced this showdown he wanted with Equestria's Mane Six. The poor ponies of Ponyville wondered what they had done to deserve such an annoying disturbance. It wasn't long until Toby started banging on ponies doors and throwing rocks at their windows in a desperate attempt for attention.

It was roughly four in the morning when Twilight Sparkle got a phone call. She groaned, rolled out of bed, and reached to answer her phone. The voice on the other end said "Twilight, somepony's throwing rocks at ponies windows and waking everypony up. Can you come deal with him?"

"Have you any idea what time it is?" Twilight groaned.

"Yes, I'm aware, but this is a public disturbance." The voice continued. "Which does fall under the Mane Six's jurisdiction."

"UGH... Fine... I'll be there in ten."

Soon, most of the Mane Six were gathered in the cold, desolate times square. The only one absent was Rainbow Dash. Everypony was pretty hungover from a massive party Pinkie Pie threw the day prior, which really added to their grogginess and grumpiness that night.

"Good evenin'." Applejack said upon her arrival. The other ponies groaned in response.

"Is it, Applejack?" Pinkie Pie asked sarcastically. "Is it really?"

"Well I'll be." Applejack said, astonished. "Pinkie, are you hungover?"

"Even the queen of parties can party too hard."

"Alright girls." Twilight announced. "The sooner we deal with this guy, the sooner we get to go back to bed."

The sound of Toby's voice echoed through the otherwise quiet streets. The Mane Six made their way towards the echoes, and saw the green pony kicking around a trash can in the middle of the road. Once they came into view, Toby's eyes locked onto them.

"Well well well, if it isn't Twilight Sparkle and her little goons. I've been expecting you." Toby said deviously, followed by a series of maniacal giggles.

"Look, buddy." Twilight started. "Nopony wants to be out this late. Why don't you just pack it up and go home?"

"Go home? Ha! I've awaited this moment my whole life! It's this moment, where I finally defeat the Mane Six!"

"Umm..." Fluttershy muttered. "Forgive me but... I'm confused. What exactly did we ever do to you?"

"What did you do?! What did you do?!?!? Well, allow me to fill you in-"

Toby's oncoming speech was cut short by Rainbow Dash's hoof coming into contact with his face, full force. The punch sent Toby flying into the wall of a nearby cottage.

"Is this him?" Rainbow Dash yelled. "Is this the motherfucker that ruined my power nap?"

The Mane Six were in awe of what just transpired. "Jesus Christ, Rainbow Dash!" Twilight shouted in surprise.

"What? He's the reason we hadda crawl outta bed at four in the morning. I say we deal with him the old fashioned way." Rainbow Dash said, cracking her nonexistent knuckles.

"We can't do that!" Twilight said. "We're the Mane Six, we spread... friendship... and shit."

Toby got up, and wiped the blood that was now pouring from his nose. "Ah, so you accept my challenge, huh? Well, prepare to be eradicated! For I have the power of necromancy!"

Rarity nudged Twilight. "I think I agree with Rainbow, Twilight. He is the reason we all had to get up at this ridiculous hour."

"I know I agree!" Applejack shouted. She approached Toby, turned around, and bucked him straight in the chest. She used the same amount of force she'd use bucking an apple tree. Toby was sent straight into the same wall as before, blood now dripping from his forehead.

"Girls! Hey! Come on, what would Princess Celestia say about this?" Twilight tried to interject.

Pinkie approached the beaten up earth pony. "I think she'd understand, given the circumstance." Pinkie first socked him in the face, and then in his pony nuts. Toby let out a whimper and fell to the ground, grasping his crotch.

The green horse opened his eyes to see Fluttershy standing above him. "Don't get up." She said. "Y'know... unless you really want to."

"And miss my chance to be known as the pony who defeated the Mane Six?" Toby pushed himself onto his hooves. "I don't think so!"

Fluttershy let out a fierce shriek as she just started punching the shit out of Toby's face. Twilight whispered under her breath.

"Jesus fucking christ... Girls! Come on! I think he's gotten the idea!"

Fluttershy and Rarity were playing Toby ping-pong by the time Twilight had to physically get between them.

"Fluttershy, Rarity, get yourselves together! This is not who we are! We're the Mane fucking Six! We don't brutally beat our enemies until they can't stand, we befriend them!"

"Come on Twilight!" Rainbow Dash yelled. "You're just jealous cuz you haven't had the chance to throw hooves yet."

Twilight looked at Toby. He nervously smiled. "Hey, hold on a minute-" Toby started.

Twilight locked her hooves around Toby's neck, squeezing with all her might. She said nothing, but stared into his eyes as she did it, squeezing out any ounce of life he had left. Toby grasped for air but struggled to get any. She squeezed and squeezed and squeezed, until she felt something warm and sticky hit her face.

"Oh my god!" Twilight let go of him. "Did you just fucking jizz on me?"

"I- I- I- uhhhh- I-" Toby struggled to form any coherent words.

"Oh my god! It's in my hair! Ewwwwwww! You're fucking disgusting!"

Twilight wiped the ejaculant from her face. Rarity and Fluttershy backed away in disgust. Rainbow Dash was on her back, laughing hysterically. Twilight finally gave Toby a swift and powerful punch, straight in the noggin, finally knocking him out. That night, the Mane Six carried Toby's unconscious body to a nearby bridge and dumped him in the river. And that was the last anypony in Ponyville ever heard from Toby. Some say he went into hiding out of embarrassment, some say he moved elsewhere to challenge another powerful group of colorful horses, but in truth, nopony truly knows what happened to him.