Twilight burst into the Golden Oak Library, followed closely by her friends. It was a relief to get away from the chocolate rain outside, at least for Twilight.

“Look for anything related to chocolate rain, or… weird glowing and levitation!” said Twilight.

“Hmm, glowing, found it!” called Pinkie.

“Nice!” said Twilight. “That was fast!”

“Pinkie,” said Rainbow. “But nopony cares about making glowing balloons!”

“Ohhhh,” said Pinkie. “No balloons. Got it.”

Twilight sighed, and started looking for spell books with spells about countering glowing.

“Uh-oh,” said Applejack, as she started to float.

“I got it!” said Rarity, but missed and hit a shelf of books, sending them everywhere.

“Let me!” said Twilight.

“I’m flying upside-down!” said Rainbow, flying to keep from going up. She was upside-down.

There was a bang, and only a few more books were thrown around before the Mane 6 were back on stable ground.

“I found it!” said Applejack.

Twilight took the spellbook from Applejack, and quickly removed the glowing effect. “Phew,” she said.

“I should probably go fix the Weather Factory,” said Rainbow. “And do some serious cloud-busting.”

“I’m gonna enjoy the choco-clouds when they last!” said Pinky, and Fluttershy agreed.

Applejack walked off, leaving Twilight alone in the library.

“What’s this?” asked Spike, picking up the rainbow apple.

“The apple!” said Twilight. “I forgot! Come on, I think I left the book up in my room.”

Twilight ran up the stairs and into her room. On her desk, along with a few other books, was All About Apples, the book that identified all the apples in Equestria.

“The rainbow apple,” she read, “was only seen once, back in olden pony times… oh no Spike, the books damaged!”

Sure enough, the next page was missing.

“Crumbs. Well, you can’t learn everything about apples….”

“I guess we should clean up then,” said Twilight. “We made a mess downstairs.”

“What in the world is the meaning of this?!” yelled Rainbow Dash, entering the Weather Factory. “I mean, come on we’re not scheduled for any rainfall until next saturday! And what’s with the chocolate and cola clouds?”

“Well Dash,” said Clear Skies, “we are scheduled for rainfall today. And seven inches of snow tomorrow.”

“What!?!” Rainbow shook her head. “Who in Equestria changed the schedule?”

“Nopony,” said Fluffy Clouds. “The schedule has been the same since you made it last week.”

“I most definitely did NOT schedule freaking chocolate thunderstorms!”

“What’s all this talk about chocolate clouds?” asked Zephyr Breeze, floating by. “Can you drop by my place and give me one? A chocolate rain cloud would be totally radical.”

“You don’t even work here!” yelled Clear Skies. “Shoo! Fly away!”

“Sure dude,” said Zephyr Breeze, and he floated out the window.

Rainbow stared after him, wondering how he was Fluttershy’s brother. “Um, okaaaay,” she said. “Uhm, just don’t send any more crazy clouds out! Okay? Does anypony here even care that Cloudsdale was just hit by a massive cola storm?!?”

“Changed my mind,” said Zephyr, sticking his head through the window. “I’d like a cola cloud–”

“No!” yelled Rainbow, before calming down. “Okay, I’m gonna have to ask you to, uh, leave, right now, or I’ll have to get you removed, from, the, uh–”

“Yo, chill,” said Zephyr. “I can go now.”

“Thank you,” sighed Sunshower, before turning to Rainbow. “Look, Dash, I can personally assure you that no more chocolate or cola storms will be happening.”

“Good,” said Rainbow.

“Now you can stop overstating the gravity of the situation,” said Clear Skies.

“Funny you say that,” said Rainbow. “None of you happen to have noticed any, say, gravity shits?”

“No.”

“Don’t think so.”

“Not that I can recall.”

“Nope.”

“I don’t think so man.”

“Okay, I’ll, uh…” Rainbow faltered as Zephyr floated back into the building. “Tell that to, uhm, Twiley. Bye!”

Rainbow took off.

Author's Note

Zepher you-

Re-reading this for the first time in a while, I laughed so hard my chest hurt