Somewhere in Equestria, there lives a pony, a very lonely pony. Everyday this pony wishes somepony would visit them, or that he had a friend or a pet to keep him company. From time to time this pony would go out in the forest outside of their home. Hoping somepony would be their, this pony always thought this forest was a very beautiful forest and wondered why he never saw any other pony trotting along the wonderful trails. He would walk for hours, often taking to the trees because there never really was much wild life around; Whenever he saw a squirrel or a bird he would always observe it, hoping it would come up to him in an effort to be his friend, but, the animal would always scurry off before the lonely pony can talk to it. One day, well harvesting some wild fruit to eat, the pony walked to far from his usual trail. He was never scared or worried when he got lost, he would hope that maybe while he was trying to find his way home, he would find somepony and they would converse for hours and hours on end and they would become friends, it never happened.
While the lonely pony tried finding his way home, he stumbled upon another part of the forest. But, it looked like an entirely different forest, it look like it was a border separating the living forest from this deathly looking forest. He could not believe what his eyes were seeing. The forest just seemed to stopped living, the pony looked at the seemingly dead forest then turned his head towards where he came from, it was full of life, then focused his attention to the front, and it was all dead. The trees seemed to be falling slowly falling down, there were no leafs on the trees, the bushes looked like rocks, the rocks resembling tombstones for the dead plants in the forest. Instead of the forest being green and full of life like the way he came, it was all dark and grey. The pony did not know whether he should continue the path into the death struck forest or turn around into the green full of life forest from which he came from.
The pony realizing that maybe somepony was in that forest, or at least at the end. He decided to continue, though he was quite nervous at first because he has never seen this part of the forest; It was almost like it came from nowhere. As he walked through the forest, he started to grow use to the deathly ill forest, he actually kinda like it.
After almost an hour of walking he saw what looked like a hut, he stopped in his tracks observing it, wondering if anypony lived there. He approached the hut an knocked on the door. No reply, the pony lowered his head and continued to walk thinking of how silly it was of him to even think somepony lived there.
He continued on the trail, and his lonely thoughts in his lonely mind kept coming to him. He started to seriously consider that he may be the only pony left in existence! That their may have been some kind of even that killed everypony. It made sense to him for he has not seen another pony in years! Looking at the forest made him cringe, wondering if it were once a beautiful forest instead of the mess of trees and shrubs, but then a war turned it to this. Or maybe it was Nightmare Moon! The pony was scared hoping to see any sign of life. The pony debated about heading home, it felt like minutes but he knows it has been hours he has been out here.
As he trudged on he saw something he didn't think he would ever see, another pony. Out of fear the sad pony slowly walked up to the unsuspecting pony, she was just sitting there looking blankly at a tree. The lonely pony carefully walked to the lone mare. The mare turned around and said with a big grin "Hi!" the lonely pony was startled and grasped a nearby stick and stabbed the mare in the eye. The mare was screaming in pain, the lonely didn't know what to do so he snapped the mares neck.
The pony stared at the mangled corpse, admiring the blood dripping off the eye on the edge of the stick. As he admired what he done a noise disturbed him, he turned and saw a stallion staring open jawed at the corpse, then back at him. The stallion screamed. The lonely pony realized he will not be able to meet other ponies, to talk to them like he dreamed of, now he has to cover up his tracks so nopony finds out about him as well as what he has done. He walked up to the stallion and punched his hoof in the stallions chest, his hoof penetrating the stallion. The lonely pony ripped out the stallions heart, and ate it. "Taste like chicken." He muttered. The Just as he was about to turn back, a giant taco came from the sky, Bigfoot was in there and told the pony to get in, the pony was confused but when in anyway, the flying taco flew over Ponyville and Bigfoot threw the pony out of the taco.
The pony landed on Twilight Sparkle, she died, and her horny pierced the pony's chest he ripped the horn out from his chest and stuck it up Twilight's ass then her body exploded. The lonely pony looked around and saw that there was hundreds of angry ponies wanting revenge. Bigfoot came down with his taco and saw the mess the lonely pony was in. So, Bigfoot, being the nice creature he is, took out a gun and gave it to the lonely pony. The lonely pony look at the XM806 with
awe, it was a beautiful gun. The lonely pony set up the tripod and started shooting at the now charging ponies, the all died the gun was all BLAM BLAM BLAM VCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCH. The pony was causing so much carnage his cutie mark turned into him killing ponies.
Rarity walked up behind the lonely pony and poked him, he turned and bit Rarity's head off. But what the lonely pony didnt know was that Rarity had plastic explosives inside of her and she to exploded but this time the blast killed everypony. Except for Applejack and Rainbow Dash, they were eating young fillies inside the basement of Applejacks barn.
Moral of the story is don't talk to any one you social bastards.
