It was just another regular day for you. You woke up, went to work at your meat cutting job at one of the 3 grocery store chains left in america. Except this wasn’t a regular day.
Today you had had enough from your boss always nagging you for the most dumbest shit that nobody else cares about. So what if there’s a faint stain on the uinderside of the cutting board, or if I forgot to drain the sanitizer.
No other store you worked at cares about that.
Plus when you try to finish cleaning to your bitchy boss’s standards, you end up gettng over time and heaven forbid you get overtime!
That’s the worst think possible according to hr and their stupid rules.
Your boss misty also keeps yalling at you for being slow, all while being the slowest meat manager youv ever worked with.
Your just about to step into work when truck kun comes out of nowhere and runs you over.
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Suddenly your falling awahy from a giant lizard with a space station rammed up its ass.
Wait, am I shadow from sonic adevtuere 2?
You think as you fall to your death towards earth.
(even though it was never really conclusive in your opinion if shadow died, but you guess this is just how it goes when you get reincarnated as the ultimate lifeform) So you keep falling, and it hurts like hell, burning up in the earth’s atmosphere.
Thankfully you pass out before you hit the ground, but the next thing you know you wake up and see a bright blue sky with a few small clouds in the sky.
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“Where am I” you say out loud.
For some reason your not hurt or in pain so you sit up and see your in the middle of a grassy field.
In the distance you can see a small village that looks like it was from germany in the 1800s with thach roofs and a windmill.
Not seeing anything else to do you stand up and start walking to the town.
I wonder what I’ll find in the town you think before you notice your still shadow with his cool rocket shoes and black fur. “Wait, why am I still shadow? I still have all my old memories like my stupid boss and how to properly debone a ribeye roast.” you said to yourself. Suddenly withou9t warning, a blue and rainbow blur streaks throught your vision before a purple flash, flashes around you and your inside a wooden building with books everywhere. This must be a library, but how did I get here you think before calling out. “Hey, is this a library? How did I get here?” “your here because your not a pony and I wanted to make sure the town didnt freak out over seeing you, but what are you?” a lavender unicorn says as she looks curipusly at you. What should I say to her? Should I tell her my real name? Should I say I’m shadow? I guess Ill just try to tell the truth. You think before giving your answer. “Well, my name was originally Clarence, but that when I was human on earth. But then I died and now I’m Shadow the hedgehog, but then I died again and now I’m still shadow but I don’t know where I am. So who are you and where am I?” The lavender unicorn thought for a moment before answering you “well this is equestria and you can call me twilight. Its nice to meet you shadow. Um, do you want me to call you shadow or your other name?” you think about it for a moment before giving an answer. “Well, I’m still in the body of shadow, and my human life is long behind me, so I guess just keep calling me shadow. Besides, if your name is twilight, I think shadow would be a more fitting name for this world than Clarence.” you say nodding your head. I guess I’m going to need to get used to this new world. I wonder if I still have Shadow’s double jump abilities, you think before examining yourself more closely. Well, it looks like I have all of Shadow’s upgrades. So I should be able to do a fire roll, and maybe if I find some rings I can do the ring dash too. Just then, a bunch of other colorful ponies crowded into the library. I wonder who all these new ponies are you think. “Hey, who are all of you ponies? Why did you just barge in here like that?” They all stop and stare at me in confusion before answering. “Oh, I’m pinkie pie!” “I’m Applejack pardner” “I am rarity darling.” “I’m rainbow dash, and-” Rainbow dash was cut off by a yellow and pink blur that got up in my face. “Hi! I’m fluttershy! What kind of animal are you? Your just so cute I could kiss you -eep!-” wait, what did that butty yellow pony say? She wants to kiss me?” you think as your cheeks start blushing lily crazy. “Nani?!!? Sorry, did you just say you wanted to, um, kiss me?” I couldn’t meet any of their eyes as my face turned red as a tomato. No one, even back on earth ever showed any interest in you, except for that one girl who made you think she liked you, but then put you in the friend zone after you tried kissing her. But these girl ponies already want to kiss you? Looking around, you see all 6 of the ponies in the room blushing and looking around. “Um, do you, all want to kiss me?” you ask, not believing your luck. “BAKKA!!” Rainbow dash yells as she slaps me with her hoof. “Well, I mean, yeah kinda. You’re just so cute like fluttershy said!” pinkie pie said, still not looking at me. “But we understand if your nervous. Amd we don’t want to hurt your feelings.” you still can’t believe my ears. Did shadow even have ears? You think to yourself. “I don’t know what to say. I think I need to think about it.” you say to a room of disappointed mares. “Oh, okay” said the lavender unicorn. “Take all the time you need, daddy” applejack said with a sexy voice and a sad smile on her face. You had to get out of there so you ran out of the library and you didn’t stop until you ran into 3 smaller ponies riding together in a scooter wagon being pulled by the third, an orage pony with wings. Are those called pegasus ponies? You think to yourself. “Are you a pegasus?” you ask the small orange pony. “Yeah, I’m scootaloo and these are my girlfriends, sweetie belle and apple bloom.” Scootaloo said before getting back up on her scooter. “Sorry, but we gotta go. We’re meeting the mane 6 at the library to meet some new guy in town and we musn’t be late.” wait, do they mean me? They said I was new in town, so I bet they were wanting to meet me too like the others. I just hope they don’t fall in love with me like the others. You think to yourself before responding. “Actually, I’m the guy they were talking about. I’ve not met you three properly tho. Which one of you is apple bloom? And are you related to applejack? Maybe her cousin?” you say before the fillies give yoyu a strange look. “Um, no, I’m her sister. I’ve not ever been called her cousin before, but I guess theres a first time for everything pardner, yeehaw!” “So whos sweetie belle?” you ask looking at them. “Thats me! I’m sweetie belle! I’m rarity’s younger sister!” the white unicorn filly said in an annoying high pitch tone that makes me want to kick her in the stomach. “Okay, well can you shut up already? I’m really confused and your sisters apparently fell in love with me and i defiantly don’t know what to do about all that! I defiantly never had any real relationships before!” “Perhaps we can help with that Shadow!” who could that be? You think before turning around to see who spoke. Before you knew it, 2 super large ponies with horns and wings came flying down from the sky. “Who are you?” you ask as your jaw hits the ground. “Arrra Arra! We are the royal alicorn sisters, celestia and luna. We were informed by doctor whooves that a new visitor has come to our lands and needs help.” the big white one said. “Indeed, and also he told us that there was a great disaster about to visit as well. A being known as Jack Noir from homestuck.” the smaller blue one said. “Wait, how am I supposed to beat him? He’s immortal, invincible, and powered by the green sun! How did he even get to this universe? Is sburb or sgrub a game in this world? Is your universe a frog?” you ask, while becoming more and more freaked out. “Worry not, shadow the hedgehog. For we have something to give you a chance to beat the unbeatable. And by the way, my name is Celestia, and this is my little sister luna. And while we both have developed feelings for you, now is not the time to discuss such matters.” While her face blushed, she turned to luna who continued. “Indeed. We have brought you the chaos emeralds.” the chaos emeralds are powerful, but even then I won’t have the power to beat Jack. you think as you rub your chin. “I appreciate the chaos emeralds, but even with all 7 and the master emerald, I won’t have the power to beat Jack.” you say as you shake your head. “You misunderstand us.” luna said. “We brought you ALL of the chaos emeralds, from every universe. Not only that, but we also had a set of armor made for you powered by the elements of harmony.” you stand there dumbfounded before shaking your confusion away with a cocky smirk. “Then lets get this party started!
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Once you was suited up with you badass rainbow colored armor, featuring the cutie marks of all my new 6 friends and maybe lovers, I turned to the two royal sisters.
“So, where are the emeralds?” Celestia shook her head with an amused smile. “Oh, we couldn’t hold those many gems anywhere without a TARDIS. No, you see, we we took all the energy from all the emeralds and put it into one ultimate master emerald.” Celestia said. “Then we put it into an omnitrix so now you will both have all the power of all the master emeralds, but youll also have all the alien transformations of ben 10. And this omnitrix is unlocked so you don’t have a time limit. “ luna said. “That’s amazing! I might just have a real chance at beating jack after all!”
So with all my gear ready, I activated my super shadow form, but this time, the usual rose gold my fur is turned into a shimmering ever changing rainbow color. I’ve never felt more powerful. 
Just before I was about to leave, both sisters kissed my cheeks to wish me luck. For a moment, my rainbow face turned pure red before I flew out of canterlot castle and towards space where Jack was waiting for me on the moon. “Hello Jack, or should I call you spades slick?” He didn’t answer me, but he looked angry. Then again, he always looked angry. Not wanting to waste any more time, I transformed into ultimate way big from ben 10 and started shooting Jack with lasers. He quickly doudged them and teleported around so I changed into swamp fire and tried grabbing him with my vines and burning him. That didn’t work either because he just cut my vines with his torso sword. “Alright, I’m done playing around.” I turned black to shadow and charged up all the energy of the ultimate emerald before I used chaos control. He coulld teleport, but I could move faster than his teleports. It was like he was standing still while I hit him with every attack I could. That was when I had an idea. I grabbed his sword from his torso and it turned into excalibur. “Now we’re talking!” just then a bunch of multiverse portals opened up and different versions of me fighting other bad guys like lord english, vilgax, doctor eggman, the Master from doctor who, bowser, and a bunch of other guys. “Now that’s what I call eye candy!” you shout before slicing Jack to peices and shooting him with a kamehameha blast. you then let loose all the power you had at your disposal to kill off all the other bad guys to help out my other counter parts. Unfortunately, that also meant you ran out of power so you lost my super form and started falling back to the planet, just like before. And this time, all you could think about was Maria. Was she like Shadow’s sister? Or was she his girlfriend? As you once again loose consciousness, you accept your fate. At least I was able to save another world, you think before you fade into darkness.
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You wake up in a comfortable bed. When you open your eyes you look down to see your no longer Shadow the hedgehog, but you’re a pony. Feeling around with your hooves, you can feel a horn on your head and wings at your sides.
When you get up you see a mirror, and look into it. You see a pitch black stallion alicorn with vibrant ruby red mane and tail and piercing red eyes. 
“Good morning my love” 8 voices greet you from behind you. On your bed are the mane 6 and the royal sisters. “What happened?” you ask. “Well, you almost died. Technically you did die, but we managed to grab your soul and keep it from going off to some other world. We couldn’t bare to loose you Shadow.
So we made a new body for you. Your now a prince of equestria, and our wedding is scheduled for a month from now.” Celestia explained. I teared up at the explanation. “You guys are the best. I love all of you so much. I’m going to be the best prince equestria has ever seen!” you said before jumping back into bed. And then they all banged and lived happily ever after.
