Winnie the Pooh/Piglet and Pooh... well, call it either way, The Emperor's New Groove and MLP: The Quest for The Three Crowns
The Two Sisters' Wrath/The Quest Begins
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"Twilight please," Pacha. "Is there any other way to change him back into human?"
"I don't know Pacha," Twilight answered. "But I can't find a spell to change him."
"Me neither," said Sunburst helping with Starlight. "I looked in almost every book, but there's nothing to fix it."
"Sunburst, there's no reason we give up," Starlight explained. "We just keep trying. We got to find a cure."
"Luckily, I don't know why I'm most likely a llama or two," Kuzco said laying down while Rarity patted him on his neck to calm him down.
"Kuzco darling, it just takes time for Twilight to find a cure," Rarity explained. "You just got to wait."
"Aw come on," Rainbow Dash said impatiently. "When will the cake be ready?"
"Me too!" Pinkie exclaimed. "I can't wait for carrot cake!"
"Not yet you two," Rabbit said to them. "Just wait until the cake and soup is all ready to be set."
"Aw please," Rainbow Dash said again.
Suddenly, they heard a voice sound coming from the ceiling or from the floor or anywhere.
"Oh, how really offensive. You would say that there’s a thing as cake? Did somepony said cake?"
That impossibly man voice sounds like... Discord appearing right behind Fluttershy and her throne. "I may not be invited, but I like the thing such as cake you say. What type a cake is it?" he asked to Rabbit.
"Carrot cake," Rabbit answered.
"Oh, how positively carrotie and boring."
"Oh, of course," Trixie giggled next to Starlight. "Did somepony said cake? I would like to join in too."
"I'm sure Twilight, but I have other changelings to deal with," Thorax said to Twilight. "Nope," she answered. "Not a problem. Just a group of all of your-"
But then, they heard the Twilight's doors opening, and saw Princess Celestia, Luna, Cadence, Shining Armor, and Flurry, Heart entering.
"It is the time to talk to all of you at once," Celestia answered to all of them.
"Hey look," Tigger said excitedly. "It's the princesses and the prince. Hoo hoo hoo HOO!"
"Really for an answer I refused," Rabbit said.
"Princess Celestia," Twilight answered to them a little excited. "What are here for?"
"Oh, isn't it those princesses and the prince again," Discord remembered.
"Sweet Celestia," Rarity sighed. "What are they all here for?"
"Would you like to talk to us?" asked Twilight.
"We're afraid not!" she shouted disappointedly. "Starlight, Trixie, Discord, and Thorax stealing our royal crowns without permission."
"You four should be ashamed of yourselves, but taking a look at this," Luna shouted angrily pulling off the message with her magic horn and showed it to them.
"What does it say?" Pacha asked.
"I don't know," Fluttershy replied, "but it couldn't be any worse."
Starlight saw the note and began to read. "I stole your crowns signed STARLIGHT GLIMMER?!" she shouted and shocked.
"Everyone began to gasp. Starlight read more of it. "And TRIXIE?!"
"WHAT?!," she gasped.
"And DISCORD!?!?!)(*&^%$#@!"
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!@#$%^&*()_+" Discord exclaimed.
"And THORAX?!"
"What?!" he shouted











"There isn't a punishment worth of the four of you done!" Celestia answered angrily.
"What?!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed. "No way. It can't be them. Somepony or someone else must have done it."
"What?!" Twilight shouted. "Are you crazy. Starlight could never do such a thing."
"Yea," Sunburst replied. "She's our friend."
"No wait," Fluttershy scampered quickly. "You can't do that. What if it they really did not do it like Discord not?"
"Yes," Discord answered surprisingly. "Don't you remember. It's a very good explana-"

But then, they heard the phone ringing and interrupting what Discord is trying to say right between these four remarkers. It sounds like Discord's voice.
"Why hello. This is a message leaving you by Discord."
"Trixie."
"Thorax."
"And Starlight Glimmer."
Then, the message began to read.
Meanwhile,
"But aren't we doing this?" asked Tirek. "Why can't we relax for a bit or two?"
"No," Yzma the cat replied. "We are not going to do it. We keep going and wait for the signal."
"Like exactly," Cozy Glow questioned. "How?"
"I have," Chrysalis answered to them. "I'll say these stupid words like a male pony like this." She transformed herself into a male pony and showed it.
"You call that a male man pony?" Tirek asked again.
"So, what next?" asked Yzma the cat.
"We improvise," Chrysalis responded.
Again, she began to transform into a male pony again, and again, she... I mean he started speaking.
Hi. This is Mr. Male talking about the three crowns: Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadence's crown.

The message is a message of the three crowns that upsets them. Starlight, Trixie, Discord, and Thorax don’t want this to happen, so they quickly smashed the phone but it’s still working. They did it harder, but it’s still not broken. Discord quickly snapped his paw to appear a hammer and smashed it, but it was too late.
Which there now in the Painter Poster Picture. Goodbye.
“In the painters post what?” asked Pooh?
“Oh d-d-d-dear,” Piglet said.
Tigger began to gasp.
“Oh No!” exclaimed Rabbit.
The four remarkable rousers began to smile and sweat for nervousness.
Starlight giggled nervously and asked "Yes always. Uh… don’t you guys' dislike wrong numbers?"
“Uh... yes,” Discord replied nervously. “We were supposed to say- “
“Our crowns are in the Painter’s Poster Picture?!” Celestia asked loudly.
“You should be punished for doing this,” Luna answered and glowed her horn like nightmare.
Celestia supercharged her horn like a burning fire to zap these four rememberable rousers like Daybreaker.
“No! No please!” Starlight exclaimed. “We didn’t do it!”
“Aaah!” Trixie exclaimed. “We don’t understand why are you so mad at us.”
“Stop! Stop!” Discord shouted. “We’re innocent! We would never do such a thing.”
“No please!” Thorax answered. “As king of changelings, we’re telling the truth. Please ask us about us. We have something to say.”
“Very well,” Celestia answered and stopped charging her horn and so as Luna.
“We don’t have anything to do else with these four, but is there anything to say about the four remarkable rousers?” Luna asked.
“Um… we do,” Pacha answered.
“Then go ahead,” Celestia answered.
“Well, we don’t know any best bits about them,” Pacha started.
“But they’re great bosses,” Kuzco interrupted.
“You mean friends.”
“Starlight may not know everything,” Spike answered with Starlight. “But besides what’s with the good dose of magic, and what’s with Thorax as long live the changelings, and Trixie and Discord, they’re still good friends.”
“Yea,” Sunburst answered happily. “She has magic and friendship like us.”
“Discord doesn’t make sense to me or to each other,” Fluttershy replied. “but we like him when he helps us out and the ability to be reformed. “What’s with Discord and his magic chaos.”
“You see? I’m a good friend,” Starlight said happily. ”and Trixie would never do anything wrong. She’s my friend.”
“Well,” Pooh answered. “We may not know anything about them, but this is my most happy part I would like to hear.”
“Oh d-d-d-dear,” Piglet answered. “I would like to answer a thing Pooh, but I’m afraid of much more to forget.”
“Well,” Tigger started. “ There’s nothing wrong with that hoo hoo. They’re just fine standing there with no problems.”
“I don’t think they could do such a thing,” Roo answered. “They’re just friends and didn’t stole your crowns.”
“Matter of that is very fine by me,” Eeyore said to them.
“No way,” Rabbit exclaimed. “Just look at these four. They’re just… you know totally fine.”
“You see,” Twilight said. “There's nothing wrong with them.”
“Yea what?” Pinkie declared.
Cadence, Shining Armor and Flurry agreed with what they’re saying is actually true. Starlight, Trixie, Discord and Thorax are friends.
“So, I guess we were wrong of what they did,” Shining Armor answered proudly. “They are friends.” Flurry began to smile and so does Cadence.
“Come on I have a thing to remember,” Kuzco said.
But, Celestia and Luna are still skeptical and instantly zapped these four rousers causing Flurry to stop smiling and be frightened and everyone to suffer up quickly.
The four rousers began to shout and zipped, zapped, and zoomed around the ceiling.
“My Hair! It’s on Fire!” Starlight exclaimed.
“Starlight?! My horn is on FIRE!” Trixie screamed.
“AAH! My Antennae’s! They’re on fire!” Thorax shouted.
“HELP! HELP! I’m on Fire!” Discord cried.
Quickly, Discord snapped his claw to appear a large and wide bucket of water to stop the flame emergency. He quickly poured and splashed it all over Starlight, Trixie, Thorax and himself.
They stopped panicking and settled down together in a pile.
“Now that’s more like it,” Discord exclaimed.
“Thanks Discord,” Starlight answered happily. But now they’re wet. Trixie and Thorax said nothing, and both began to sigh.
Unfortunately, Celestia and Luna are still not happy without their crowns. Luna answered, “As a matter for your crimes, you four should be ashamed to yourselves.”
“Wait!!!” Twilight said quickly and loudly. “Stop! That wasn’t them in the first place. Why are you guys acting like this?
“We’re princesses,” Celestia answered again. “I’m the ruler of Equestria.”
“And I’m the princess of the night and raise the moon,” Luna responded.
“And I’m the ruler of the Crystal Empire,” Cadence said. “Without our crowns, we won’t take cover of everything we are.”
“Exactly,” Celestia agreed. “They stole our crowns and now they’re in the painter’s Poster Pictures. There’s no way to get them back now.”
“Oh yeah?” asked Kuzco. “What does it have to deal with these?”
“Luckily, we are actually bald, are we?” Celestia asked.
“No need to,” replied Twilight. “There’s no way we know anything about- ““
But then, Celestia and Luna both began to bow their heads, and show a sunlight and moonlight of… “BALD!” Twilight exclaimed. “BALD BALD BALD BALD!!!!!”
“GAAAAH!!! BALD! They’re BALD!” Spike shouted
“BALD! BALD!! BALD!!! BALD!!!!” Starlight Glimmer, Sunburst, Trixie, Discord, and Thorax exclaimed.
“BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD!!!!” Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie yelled.
“My Eyes!” Kuzco screamed.
“Hey! I can’t see!!!” Pacha said.
“BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD!” Tigger, Rabbit and Roo cried.
“Oh Help! It’s too bright!” Rabbit added.
“Oh Boy!” Eeyore said.
“AAAAH!” Piglet screamed.
“Oh Bother!” Winnie the Pooh added.
Cadence, Shining Armor and Flurry can’t stand their bald either with their eyes almost shut. Flurry is frightened. She hid and hugged Cadence very tightly.
“I can’t see a thing! It’s making me sick all over!” Rainbow Dash answered excitedly.
Celestia and Luna stopped bowing their heads and stopped showing their balds.
"Alright ALRIGHT. Maybe it was too bright for all of you," Celestia answered.
"Excuse me princesses?" asked Roo. "Can we go to the painter's posters pictures and find your crowns? It's the only way to get Starlight, Trixie, Thorax and Discord out of your wrath."
"But how can we start it?" asked Rabbit. "It could be most likely how to start our journey."
"Well," said Twilight. "Getting to the painter's posters picture isn't easy when we're all together as a team. It's going to take effort to get there."
"All clear Twilight," Rainbow Dash said. "We just move on to our quest and-"
Then, Celestia and Luna both began to laugh causing an interruption.
"Are they laughing at us?" asked Applejack.
"No way," Celestia answered.
"No pony ever could come back after reaching there without surviving. In fact, there's two problems wrong with this."
"WHAT?" Starlight and Twilight said together.
"ONE," Celestia shouted and pointed to Pooh and friends.


"You guys are too scared to go on this adventure," Celestia answered.
"But I'm not scared," Roo answered. "Maybe I can come too."
"TWO," Luna started to Kuzco and Pacha.


"You two aren't paying attention without any plans you thought of."
"And as for you guys," Celestia added pointing to the mane 6.
"You guys may have the power of friendship but have no clue to get back our crowns."

"Yes we do!" Rainbow Dash said.
"But the only way to get there is working together as ponies," explained Discord.
"No there isn't Discord," said Celestia. "Now why don't we forget it and do one thing?"
"So what?" Starlight, Trixie, Thorax, and Discord said together.
"We zap you."
Again, Luna and Celestia both charged their horn again to be powerful enough to zap them, and again, the four rousers are very scared.
"What?! NO!" Starlight exclaimed.
"NO! STOP!" Discord shouted.
"Sisters? STOP!" Fluttershy cried.
"No!" Twilight and Sunburst both answered at the same time with Pooh and friends, Kuzco and Pacha, and Twilight's friends protecting them. "We won't let you!" Twilight answered.
"UGH!" Luna replied. "Okay. Sister? What shall we do with them? They wanted to help get our crowns back and get them out of our wrath." Luna whispered in Celestia ears.
"Oh, I see. Yes," Celestia answered. "We wanted to say something to all of you."
"What is it?" asked Pinkie.
"What is it?" Celestia replied rudely. "WE'LL HAVE TO ZAP YOU ALL!"
And again, the sisters charged up their horn.






"Wait! Stop it!" Cadence rescued. "Can't you two get away with wrong choices instead of hurting them? Look at them. The all wanted to help retrieve our crowns and save their friends."
"And what does it exactly-" Luna said.
"Please sisters?" interrupted Cadence a little. "Just give them a chance."





"And could you two mind about your bald problem?" asked Shining Armor. "You two need to bow your heads again."
"Okay," the two sisters answered and bowed their heads.
“BALD!” Twilight exclaimed. “BALD BALD BALD BALD!!!!!”
“GAAAAH!!! BALD! They’re BALD!” Spike shouted
“BALD! BALD!! BALD!!! BALD!!!!” Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Discord, and Thorax exclaimed.
“BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD!!!!” Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie yelled.
“My Eyes!” Kuzco screamed.
“Hey! I can’t see!!!” Pacha said.
“BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD!” Tigger, Rabbit and Roo cried.
“Oh Help! It’s too bright!” Rabbit added.
“Oh Boy!” Eeyore said.
“AAAAH!” Piglet screamed.
“Oh Bother!” Winnie the Pooh added.
Cadence, Shining Armor and Flurry can’t stand their bald either with their eyes almost shut. Flurry is frightened. She hid and hugged Cadence very tightly.
“I can’t see a thing! It’s making me sick all over!” Rainbow Dash answered excitedly.
They all exclaimed and Celestia and Luna stopped bowing their heads and stopped showing their balds again.
"Alright," Celestia finally answered. "Sure Cadence. Will give them a chance. BUT, if it's just what you answered, and if they fail to return,"
"We get to splatter these rousers," Luna finished disappointedly.

"But, but they're our friends," Pooh explained. "We can't leave them like this. We have to find them and do our best."
"But how darling?" Rarity questioned. "It could be worth a try."
"Well, I suppose it may not be together, would it? Think, think, think." Pooh put his paw on his head and thought. "Well, if we're going to the painter's posters picture for 24 hours, maybe this will be enough time to get the crowns."
"WE CAN DO IT IN 12!" Pinkie shouted.
"EIGHT!" Celestia lowered.
"SIX HOURS!" Kuzco cried.
"FOUR HOURS!" shouted Luna.
"PINKIE!" Twilight and her friends, Tigger, Rabbit, and Roo said together and instantly grabbed her to stop lowering the time.
"KUZCO!" Pacha said and grabbed his neck to stop chatting.
"Four hours it is then," Celestia answered.
"Two hours," Pinkie repeated.
"Pinkie shush," said Twilight."
"Until you four shall remain locked and betrayed until Twilight and the heroes are back with our crowns," Luna said and Celestia and her sister charging up their horns to lock Starlight, Thorax, Trixie and Discord in the cage.
Cadence, Shinging Armor, Flurry Heart and Sunburst came to them to tell about the horrible truth of the Painter's Posters Picture.
"Listen everyone," Cadence started. "The road to the Painter's Posters Picture is very far away and dangerous."
"Yes," Shining Armor included. "There's crooks, creatures, and creepers everywhere." And Flurry flapped her wings and pretended to be a scary giant to give them a clue.
"Oh, and Flurry is saying that worst of all, there's a giant person in the place who paints art and never loses attention. Don't let him catch you because if that happens, you guys will be ended up to his lair and never be seen again."



"This is so intense princess," said Kuzco.
"Here. You need this," added Sunburst.
"What's is it?" asked Spike.
"It's a magical windy kite," he answered. "I created it."
"Oh yea," Pinkie said.
"Once you find our crowns, open the kite and you'll be blown back home to where we are," Cadence finished.
"Thank you, guys," Twilight answered. "We won't let you down."
"Good luck everyone," Sunburst finished. "And Starlight? Don't worry. We'll always be here with you."
"Thanks Sunburst," answered Starlight. "You're the best and so are all of you. Trixie, Discord, Thorax? There here to help."



"You are the best of friends everyone," answered Trixie.
"Well that's very nice," Thorax agreed.
"Sure thing I suppose," Discord added.
"Alright everyone," Rabbit started. "Now let's begin our journey and get the four friends out of the princesses' wrath."
"B-B-But where do we start?" asked Piglet.
"I have," Discord answered and snapped his paw to appear a car and used his eagle claws to rip off a portal to the road of the Painter's Posters Picture.
“Actually, a cool red one.”
He snapped his claw again for a shiny red one for enough seats and made the old one disappear.
"To start your most grand adventure, use this car to begin on and start your chaotic engine to the adventure portal. Make sense?"
(Play soundtrack at 0:19)

"I think it really does," Kuzco answered. "And don't worry. We'll do our BEST!"
"That's right," Pacha said. "It's up to us to get to the victory."
"Alright girls," Twilight added. "Let's begin!"
"ALRIGHT!" The mane 5 and Spike said with courage, and they all hopped in the car with the engine driving and the wheels running on and the full car starting to get on.
KER POOM!!!
YeeHaw!!!
Zig-Zicky Zooy Ziggy Zaggy ZOOM!!!
"The Painter's Posters Picture, HERE WE COME!" they all shouted happily.

