And Now For Something Completely Different

"Can we take five, Mac?" huffed Flash, tiredly slinging a roadie case across the band room floor. The two had been at it for nearly an hour by now, rearranging the band room to make way for new equipment."I gotta spring a leak."

"Eeyup. Reckon I can use a bathroom break too," said Mac.

Without another word about it, the two departed for the nearby restroom. It was one of CHS' small bathrooms, with just a sink, three urinals, and a tiny stall. Mac made his way to the far left urinal and, in adherence to the unspoken code of the public restroom, Flash occupied the far right urinal, leaving the middle one unused. The pair unzipped their jeans in almost perfect unison and, for a bit, it was silent except for the pattering of urine against ceramic.

Flash's eyes wandered around as he peed, and though it wasn't his intention, his gaze eventually drifted to Mac and his firehose of a dick. It was quite long, and so thick around that Flash wouldn't be able to wield it with just one hand. Flash averted his gaze, but not before Mac noticed.

"See somethin' you like?" snorted Mac.

"Sorry. Just looking around," said Flash. It went quiet again, until Flash spoke up. "Uh... Looking good over there. No homo."

"Heh. Thanks, bud. You ain't too bad yourself, over there."

The restroom doors blew open and, to the surprise of all, the person who entered was none other than Sunset Shimmer. She strutted in as if this was a perfectly normal thing to, and strolled all the way to the middle urinal. The boys were so shocked at having their sacred men's restroom invaded by a woman that they didn't respond, even as Sunset leaned over to either side to inspect their still-pissing dicks.

"Nice cock, bro," she said, nudging Mac on the shoulder. She glanced over to Flash, nothing she hadn't seen before, and smirked. "Yours is pretty sweet too, Flash."

"What the hell are you doing here, Sunset?"

"Same as you. But, uh, if you've got a fragile ego, I'd look away if I was you."

Without giving either guy a chance to ask for clarification, Sunset unzipped her jeans and let out a massive hog of a cock from her panties. Easily twice as long as Mac's, and who knows how much thicker, the guys watched in horrified awe as Sunset grabbed her unfeasible cock and held it true as a powerful stream of urine jetted from it's head. When the boys peed, the sound was a simple trickle. When Sunset peed, it sounded closer to a pressure washer against stone. Flash and Mac just stared, slack-jawed and beside themselves, as Sunset emptied her bladder through her obscenely large instrument

"Keep staring like that and I might let one of you shake it for me when I'm done," said Sunset with a wink.