
"A few sips couldn't hurt."
Helping home a drunk princess wasn’t exactly out of the realm of possibility for Rarity. She just didn’t think Twilight of all ponies would be the most difficult to work with.
Twilight Sparkle, protector of all that is good, everyone's friendly neighborhood princess, and one of the most uptight and law-abiding mares to ever live is the last pony you'd expect to get destroyed at a party, so hearing the words "No one cuts off Twilight Sparkle!" echo across a bar, followed by the sounds of glasses breaking, wasn't exactly something Rarity was expecting from their latest outing.


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