Surviving Equestria's Queen

Starlight walked back from the kitchen, holding a bloodied frying pan and a bagel in her magic. She took a bite of the pastry and used the pan to bludgeon another zombie on her way to Twilight's office.

Right as she was about to turn the handle, one of the zombified nobles moved up to her, intending to bite her flanks, only to suddenly stop, sniff the air, and lift his nose at her before walking away.

A couple of bludgeoning strikes later, Starlight finally entered the office. "Alright, I didn't want to do this, but the zombies are now literally at our doors."

Twilight, now wearing leather straps and a sheriff hat, let out a defeated sigh. "Sorry, Starlight, but the gun is always empty when you try to use your last shot. I could-"

Starlight didn't indulge her this time. "I'm gonna go find Discord and tell him to snap his finger and fix all this mess."

The alicorn looked as if she had been struck, betrayal on her eyes. "W-what?! But, how are you gonna reach him?"

Starlight rolled her eyes. "I can fly!” She levitated herself to demonstrate. “You can too, but I guess that would ruin your last stand against the horde or something."

Twilight looked away. “N-no.”

Starlight rolled her eyes and flew through the window over the doomed city.

"You can't just snap your problems away with Discord! We already talked about solving your problems with magic! What about friendship and stuff?!" Twilight shouted from the window.

"You can friendly-kiss my cutiemarks as I friendly-ask Discord to solve this and then I friendly Prench my marefirend tonight!" Starlight shouted back.

Twilight crossed her hooves and sulked. “You're no fun.”