It's always weird to have to use the bathroom in someone else's home.
The sink might be in a different place, or the tub might be the wrong shape, or maybe they install their toilet paper over instead of under.
So many little differences that can make the experience weird and off-putting.

But that's just normal bathrooms.

It's especially weird when said person is so rich that their bathroom alone is bigger than your entire house.

Even more so when they're so old and eccentric you can't tell the artsy decor from the functional fixtures.

...this is a bathroom, right?

Written for the Dumb as Doornails Contest.

Update: Now the first place winner of said contest!