As soon as the airship arrived in Griffonstone, Pinkie, Cheese, and Sandbar all departed. They walked through the Griffonstone marketplace, fascinated by how much better the country was doing. Roads had been paved, schools and hospitals had been built, and everything looked much cleaner. There was also a strong feeling of happiness in the air.

Sandbar looked over at Pinkie. “So who are we looking for here?”

“Just some old friends.” Pinkie replied.

“How are we going to know where they are?” Cheese asked.

“Leave that up to my pinkie sense!” Pinkie’s mane then began to twitch. “This way!”

Pinkie then took off running, with Cheese and Sandbar not far behind. When Pinkie reached the end of the market, she came to a sudden stop that resulted in both Cheese and Sandbar colliding into her.

Pinkie then smiled and waved at one of the friends she was looking for. “Hi Gabby!”

“Pinkie!” Gabby shouted back. The two then embraced in a big hug.

Pinkie turned to face Cheese and Sandbar. “Everyone, this is my friend Gabby! She’s a delivery griffon that I met in Equestria when she came over to get her cutie mark!”

Sandbar was confused. “Wait, griffons can get cutie marks?”

“You bet! Here’s mine.” Gabby then showed off the cutie mark that she had on her mail bag.

“Oh by the way, these are my other friends! Cheese Sandwich and Sandbar!”

Cheese stepped forward and shook Gabby’s talons. “Pleased to meet you!”

Sandbar also shook Gabby’s talons. “Hello.”

“So, what brings you three to Griffonstone?” Gabby asked.

Pinkie rubbed the back of her neck. “Things aren’t so good in Equestria right now, Gabby.” Pinkie then explained the Flurry Heart situation, including everything that had happened to her friends and the other princesses.

Gabby put her talons to her face in shock. “Oh no! That is horrible news!”

“That is why we have come to Griffonstone.” Pinkie continued. “We need more help to stop Flurry Heart.”

“I will gladly help you out in any way I can.” Gabby said.

“Do you know of any other griffons that can help us?” Sandbar asked.

“Of course I do!” Gabby said with a smile. “Follow me.”

Pinkie, Cheese, and Sandbar all followed Gabby towards the houses of Griffonstone. Everything was much nicer and well kept from the last time Pinkie had been to Griffonstone. The houses now looked like lovely homes instead of stone shacks.

Gabby walked up to one of the homes and knocked at the door. After a few moments, the door opened and Gilda appeared.

Gilda narrowed her eyes as soon as she saw Pinkie Pie. “Oh, it’s you. What do you want?”

“Gilda, I know that we haven’t always gotten along, but we need your help. Flurry Heart has gone mad with power! She’s sucking up all of the magic in Equestria, turning ponies back into foals and then turning them into stone! The princesses have already been turned into stone foals, and much of Equestria has fallen!”

“Please Gilda, won’t you help?” Gabby pleaded. “It won’t be long before Flurry Heart comes to Griffonstone!”

Gilda went into deep thought for a minute. She then looked back into her house at her daughter, who was playing with her husband. She couldn’t stand the thought of losing either of them.

Gilda turned back to face the others. “I will help you. And I know just who can help us.”

Pinkie Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Sandbar, Gabby, and Gilda all took an airship back to Equestria. When they landed, they found Derpy and her daughter Dinky getting into Doctor Whooves Tardis.

“Derpy, what’s happened?” Pinkie asked.

“Oh, it’s terrible Pinkie! Most of Equestria has fallen! The only city that remains is Cloudsdale, and there are stone foals everywhere! The Doctor and I are taking Dinky somewhere safe.”

Doctor Whooves then peaked out of the Tardis. “Come on Derpy, we have to move! Flurry Heart is more dangerous than Daleks, Cybermen, Santarians, and Weeping Angels combined!”

Derpy and Dinky then entered the Tardis and shut the door. The Tardis then vanished with its signature sound.

The group moved forwards. There were stone foals as far as the eye could see. Suddenly, Flurry Heart appeared in the sky.

“So, com two sawenda?” Flurry Heart said smugly.

“Hardly!” Pinkie Pie shouted. “We have come with the ultimate power that will defeat you once and for all!”

“An wat dat?”

Gilda then took a step forward and whistled. The skies then parted, and an orb of bright, white light came racing down towards the ground. After it landed, the light and smoke cleared to reveal a bearded man wearing a robe who was bronze of skin with hair like a sheep’s wool.

“Hu awe u?”

The man looked up at Flurry Heart. “I am Jesus! And have come to put an end to your wave of terror!”

“Oh yah, twake dis!” Flurry Heart then blasted Jesus with all of the magic that her horn could muster. There was a huge explosion, but when the smoke cleared Jesus stood unscathed. He simply brushed the dirt off of his shoulder.

“My turn.” Jesus then took out an electric guitar. He aimed it at Flurry Heart and began to play the guitar solo from the song “Crazy Train.” The guitar then fired a lighting bolt that was larger than any lightning bolt in history.

When it struck Flurry Heart, she inflated like a balloon. After becoming big enough, Flurry Heart farted out tens of thousands of rainbows that swept across Equestria. They touched every stone foal in the land, returning the foals to normal and turning ponies who were turned into foals back into adults.

With all of her magic gone, Flurry Heart imploded into a tiny spark that then faded out of existence.

There was then a huge celebration across Equestria. Sandbar returned home to find his sister Sanddollar back to normal. He ran over and gave her a big hug.

Pinkie Pie looked towards the horizon to see Twilight, AppleJack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash all back to normal. The six friends embraced in a huge hug.

“So, how do you know Jesus?” Cheese Sandwich asked Gilda.

“We’re on the same bowling team. League night is every Wednesday.” Gilda replied.

“And I’m always here to help.” Jesus said with a smile.

“We’re REALLY sorry about Flurry Heart.” Cadence said.

“We can always try again.” Said Shining Armor.

“NO!” Celestia shouted. “You and Cadence shall NOT have any more foals!”

Luna then charged up her horn with magic and blasted both Shining and Cadence in the crotch.

“What did you do?” Cadence asked.

“I have tied your tubes and I have given Shining Armor a vasectomy!” Luna Shouted.

Shining frowned and lowered his head. “Aw man.”

Jesu looked at all of the citizens of Equestria. “Remember, anytime you need me, just whistle!” Jesus then launched up into the sky as every pony waved goodbye.

Author's Note

It took me a VERY LONG time to think of an ending for this story. At one point, I even canceled it. However, I am glad that I was able to come up with an ending. Yes, it is silly. But is that what My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is all about?