Breaking The Fourth Wall

Hello everypony!

My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I just love books!
I spend most of my time reading books, but as the sole librarian of Ponyville I also devote a large amount of my precious time to helping everypony, big and small, find just the perfect book for them.

Recently, I've actually decided to try my hoof at writing some books of my own.
If you're literate, you've probably heard of the "My Little Unicorn" detective series that I've been writing.

Initial tests have not been positive.

Ponyville is a small town with small ponies, but I won't let it get me down!
Critical minds are great subjects for experimentation, when you can get your hands on them.

The following story utilizes my cutting edge research to craft a clear and chilling story for young fillies.

Apple Bloom I am going to kill your sister

I am going to kill her and I am going to eat her

And you are going to watch me

sweet dreams