Yes, Dear. I'll Do It

by TheDisabledKing

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Death, Alternate Universe, Human, Narcotics, Tirek, King Sombra, Tragedy, Queen Chrysalis, Self Insert, Profanity, Violence, Princess Celestia
Length: 1917

yes dear

Well, i'm an executor now.

Published 2024-10-06 01:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-10-09 16:45:11 UTC

Sombra’s Execution

“Well, this is your execution today, Sombra. Do you have any words before we do this?” I acquired with a curious expression, looking at the alive fog of pure darkness with a pair of blood-colored eyes. My mind already knew his incoming answer was as magically sun orb lights illuminated everywhere of this dungeon with their holy light. Meanwhile, their light kept his dumbass from escaping here because of their light continuously would damage him in his fog form. However, his regeneration kept his ass alive, but it put him in a stunned state due to an unknown reason.

“Long live king and crystals.” He answered with an honest and evil tone, looking at me and my bodyguards as juicy steaks. His gaze didn’t bother me; however, I didn’t know about my bodyguards because they were emotionless. I hoped that they didn’t have pstd over this here again. Meanwhile, his shadowy form was burning and smoking from the light. Unfortunately, Sombra didn’t seem to be in any pain.

“I knew you were going to say that, tyrant! I hope that you’ll be in intense pain for a long time before you die. Do you know what a supernova is? If you don’t know, you’ll know soon.” I honestly exclaimed with a smirk, flipping up the hard plastic safety cover for a supernova option button for lights and then pressing the button. As my finger moved off from it, the sun orb lights steadily got brighter every second that passed by, and a non-transparent golden magic shield dome covered everything, including my guards and me at the lights panel. This was our protection from the lights’ heat. Meanwhile, we heard magic sizzling from the shield.

Now, we just needed to wait for them to finish the job.

“What did you do, hairless abe?” Sombra inquired about sharp gasps with total pain in them. He started to scream in agony from the lights’ heat. A short time later, we had to cover our ears because his screams of pure distress began to hurt them. Unfortunately for us, covering our ears was useless in toneing him out. A couple of minutes later, Sombra’s screams died down to quiet.

“Finally, the son of a bitch died. But he destroyed my hearing.” I exclaimed with a pissed look, removing my hands from my ears before powering down the lights’ supernova option. Meanwhile, my ears rang loudly. When the shield was gone, my guards and I saw nothing but a beating black heart at Sombra. One of my guards immediately pierced it with a magic arrow without any hestation. The impact made his heart explode like an oil well stroke oil. His black blood sprayed everywhere on the walls, ground, ceiling, etc.

“Well, I will tell Cadence that the deed is done,” I said, leaving the dungeon.

Lord Tirek’s Execution

My bodyguards and I finally arrived at our destination to secretly execute Lord Tirek. The destination was a high cliff with a good view of my target, which was Lord Tirek in his magical prison cage. He looked like a miserable, skinny, ill-looking, and about dead centaur as Cerberus thoroughly guarded him like a jail guard.

“Well. We get this task over with.” I stayed with an uncomfortable expression as Tartarus’s damn heat slowly baked me and my bodyguards alive. Meanwhile, a guard helped me get off the other guard’s back and to the ground. Then she grabbed the compact sniper rifle and one of its full magazines from her saddlebags before giving them to me.

“Thanks.” I warmly thanked them. Setuping its bipod on the burnt rock ground. She nodded as I put its magazine into it before cocking the bolt to load a round. After switching my weapon’s safety off with a quick click, I aimed with its scope to dial at Lord Tirek. More specifically, his heart was my target. Cadence wanted me to kill him as fast as possible because he was so dangerous to Equestria. Because he had the power to devour any magic in existence.

“Goodbye, Lord Tirek.” I silently said with a big smile, aiming for his heart, then shot at my target. With this sniper rifle’s silencer, any pony or creature would not hear the gunshot. When the magic bullet impacted and quickly pierced Lord Tirek’s chest, he instantly died as he slowly fell onto the steel floor of her cage with a loud thud. Cerberus immediately turned around to check on him. This poor dog didn’t know what had happened and what to do in this situation while Tirek’s corpse bled everywhere.

“Girls, the drinks are on me,” I exclaimed with a big smile as my rifle’s barrel was smoking.

Queen Chrysalis' Execution

My sweet Cadence gently put me in my powerchair from her back with her magic. Then she belted me in it with its seatbelt.

“Honey, can you kill the bug for me, please? I can’t do it myself because she could use my love for everyone to try to escape.” Cadence honestly asked as she placed a bottle of pure love and a magic-fused dagger on my lap. I grabbed them with one of my hands to prevent them from falling off my lap.

“Yes, dear. I’ll do it as we decided a couple of days ago.” I warmly answered, powering on my chair.

“Thanks, dear. I’ll be waiting for you in our chambers, " she said before kissing me on the cheek. Her kiss was as fast but soft as an angel’s.

“Okay, I’ll be back as soon as I can,” I replied with a smile as we departed.

“Well, guys. We have an annoying bug to kill,” I exclaimed with a smirk, walking toward the elevator that would take me to the dungeon.

‘Yes, majesty!” Both of my bodyguards stated that they were following me. We were quick to go through the maze of hallways. Meanwhile, every servant that we passed by, they respectively would bow down to me before reassuming back to do their duties. They, their happiness, and Cadence were my burning desire to protect them as their king. In short, I definitely would do everything at any cost.

“Finally, we made it even though I’ve been living here for a long time,” I said, approaching our destination.
“Majesty, What is your business for coming here?” One of the guards that guarded the elevator curiously asked after coming in front of me and then bowed to me.

“Bug killer,” I whispered into one of her ears, holding the stuff that Cadence gave me for this mission.
“Good, her parasites killed a lot of ponies. Can you make sure that she will suffer every second until her death, please?” She honestly whispered to me before returning her post. My only response was an affirmative nod as one of my bodyguards pushed the single button beside the elevator. The elevator door swiftly opened as we went inside. No catchy music played after one of my bodyguards pushed the down button. The ride was quick but boring as fuck.
“Good night, majesty. Why are you here in this gloomy place?” One of the dungeon guards asked, looking at me with a surprised expression.

“Cadence tasked me to kill the bug before bed,” I exclaimed with a smirk, moving out of the elevator behind my bodyguards. When the prisoners saw me, they angrily cussed and threatened me from their cells. I completely ignored them while going to Queen Chrysalis’ cell. She was the only one who didn’t say anything because she wore a muzzle that prevented her from talking.

“Silent! Everyone, this is the first and final warning that we will not hesitate to kill anyone if you avoid my warning!” One of my bodyguards shouted with a merciless expression, shopping hard on the ground. The impact caused the stone brick tile to crack as a loud thud echoed. Every one of them immediately shut up from the fear and was obedient.
“Thanks for that,” I thanked with a smile, approaching Queen Chrysalis’s cell. Meanwhile, guards surrounded me for my protection. The prisoners’ stares felt like they burnt into my soul. However, I was used to it. Also, they wouldn’t dare to reach me with their hoofs.
“Queen Chrysalis, our Majesty wants to see you for your lucky day. Behave or.” one of the guards stated before opening Queen Chrysalis’ cell. Meanwhile, Chrysalis’ glowing green eyes gazed at me like a hateful demon owned them.

“Well, Chrysalis. It is time for your execution day today. Anyway, one of my bodyguards does the honors by breaking this bottle that contains the liquid of true love on your head. When your crystal heart violently bursts from her chest because of pure love, i’ll use this magic dagger on it to kill you.” I exclaimed with a smirk, showing her the bottle and the knife. Meanwhile, her chained-up body, anti-magic ring on her horn, and steel muzzle were gleamed from the torches around her.
She showed no emotion toward what I said because she probably assumed that it was a joke. But she was dead this time.

“I’ll throw the bottle on this bitch for you, majesty.” One of my bodyguards exclaimed with a smile as she grabbed the bottle from my lap without hesitation.

“Thanks. Aim at her head.” I replied as she nodded and then threw it toward Queen Chrysalis. The bottle shattered and sprayed its contents on her head. She finched hard from the impact as the liquid form of true love quickly absorbed her black carapace. Now, we waited while this bitch smirked at us. However, she lost her smirk as she started to feel the effects of true love. Chrysalis immediately began to struggle with her chains all of her might. The chains that held her down lightly shook from her struggling.
Her eyes displayed a mixture of pain and pleasure while the anti-magic ring greedily absorbed her pitiful attempts like a kid with cookies.

“Oh, shit! Take cover, everyone! She is ready to explode!” I urgently shouted, noticing Chrysalis’ chest started to bleed from her heart beating so hard. Everyone and I were quick to take cover behind any wall near us. I even acted on my ring’s shied for in case. We would not dare to look at her because she was a ticking time bomb now.
A few seconds passed by, and we heard a loud crack and pop before seeing her heart and green blood fly into the elevator panel. The impact caused a heart-sized crater with magic circuit sparks. Her heart was bent in the panel as it quickly beat. Meanwhile, its blood came out of it.

“Jeez, it was a cannonball! I’m going to finish her off now. After this, one of you guys took me to my bed chamber.” I stated, taking the special dagger out of its holster. A couple of moments later, I stabbed her heart and spit it in half without hesitation or any issues. Unfortunately, the green blood entirely covered my torso and head after I did this.
A few minutes later, time skipped.

“I guess that her heart exploded, and her blood covered you, dear. No worries, dear. We’re going to have a good bath time.” Cadence exclaimed with a warm smile, looking at me. My only response was a nod as the bitch blood slimed down my body. Meanwhile, the guard I got rid of did nothing due to her training.